Apr 10 2009Kanye West humbled by South Park

Kanye West got the South Park treatment which ended with him admitting he's a homosexual fish and apparently it's taught the rapper a little about himself, according to his blog:

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME!

Maybe South Park hit close to the home with the whole having sex with aquatic life thing, and you know what? We've all been there, so kudos to Kanye for being man enough to say "Hey, I'm human, too." Now who wants to to see my new aquarium? -- In a couple minutes...

Thanks to Julian for not perpetuating horrible stereotypes and using the Caps Lock key.

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About time.

mwhaha

that was amazing

All negro's are on the "down low". It's a fact of life.

He'll always be a douche..

Wow, I've always found Kanye to be a giant douche, but that was actually really cool he came out and said that stuff. Kudos Kanye

Somehow, someone will blame Obama in 5...4... 3... 2...

Kanye licks.

Great song. Better than Kanye's real work and that McD's filet-o-fish song too.

Wow, I can't believe he was so honest with himself and us. I hope he does what he says. Then I probably won't hate him.

Why is he Yelling?

If Kanye actually does try and make an effort to stop acting like such a douche, I'd be very impressed.

He needs to turn off the Caps Lock key ... and to No. 3 ? It's "negroes" and negro's.

oh, but it's ok to be inconsiderate towards animal welfare and wear REAL fur in Estelle's video...someone was less than compassionate toward's your feelings, it was karma comin back to you Kanye b/c you did the same twards the matters of animal welfare...shame on you and oh well to South Park....start representin how you wanna BE REPRESENTED.

See?! South Park rules the world.

See?! South Park rules the world.

Too bad i missed this whole south park Phenom- the episode was funny...

@5 agreed

wow. i thought he'd just be like "oh, i guess my last album did sound like I was underwater."

Steps to not being a douche -

1. DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

It's great to read how large celebrities see themselves and know the road they must head down to make themselves a better person. It always starts with the man in the mirror.

Randal

As though a South Park episode is going to change arguably the biggest douche on the planet overnight. Just re-read what he wrote there and it's still oozing with douchebagism. UGH @ kanye

still a douche no matter what.

Now all we need is for Randal to stop being a douche.

This story is sooo Wednesday night. Way to keep up Superfish!

I see what he did there....

Randal's one of the best commenters here and certainly unique. He's Bill Murray on SNL doing his take on the Oscar nominations. It's too bad that some people don't get it, but there's always been humorless angry buzzkill people mixed in with the snarky types (and now, the severely depressed racists).

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" kissingrich.com"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

In all fairness, my dad DOESN'T care about black people.

He is a DOPE!

And he hates white people!

Ironically:

1. Many species of fish don't need both sexes to reproduce, so being gay doesn't preclude Kanye from having fish offspring

2. Fish have literally HUNDREDS of offspring, which makes it increasing fortunate that they can't walk on land. Except for Kanye, apparently. But then, one is enough.

3. The edible young of many fish are known as "whitebait." Which, as Kanye has so adequately demonstrated, is something he knows how to do quite well.

So, ultimately, he's learned nothing. Trey Parker and Matt Stone hate black people and sea life, apparently. Good for them. Someone should.

Rofl that was great!

What a fucking asshole. "I'm a little bitch". Damn bigajew, jigaboo. This is why everyone hates the darkies. Reading that spooks writing is worse than listening to his porch-monkey rapping. Just because there is a shine in thewhitehouse doesn't make anyone want to listen to this spearchuckers self-serving slave-talk. Somebody get the hounds, cuz there is a coon on the net.

Ah, you know I'm just playin' Kanye! I've loved you ever since you compared yourself to that zombie hippie....er, Jesus.

Douche bag.

I'm gonna give Mr. West some kudos. He pissed me off back then when he said bush didn't care about black people (truth was, bush didn't care about poor people, black white or purple) but he's OK if he can take the South Park treatment with good humor and awareness. Well done, Kanye.

Wow....not many people can take a beating like that and then have the character to reflect on it and say " Some of that was true, and I'm going to take a lesson from this and try to improve myself". I think it was totally amazing that Kanye took it in stride. He didn't insult Matt Stone and Trey Parker, he was just totally humble and genuine.
I have a lot of respect for him for the way he reacted. That was truly classy.

@25 - Is that what Randal is trying to accomplish?...Maybe it's not working because it's being TYPED instead of ACTED. Scathing sarcasm like that doesn' work so well in print.

...."Maybe it's because fishsticks are breaded and crunchy..." ROTFLMAO.

Buddy! Make dope product?? What are you thinking out there in that weird world you live in? Why don't you try this:

1) Start an new music project
2) Don't attach your name to it, don't get a shitload of featurings and produced by's and recorded in so and so's studio god knows where.
3) Don't pitch it to a major label. Don't pitch it to a major distro. Don't try to get some street cred by pitching it to an imprint with an edgy exterior.
4) Make all the music yourself and perform it live WITHOUT using your fame to help you along - fuck wear a mask if that's what it takes to remain anonymous.
5) See how the underground / independant (TRULY independant) music scene responds to this "new" band / group / dj whatever.

Do that and I'm sure you'll get your smug ass humbled before you can say "I told you so!"

Peace.

Kany and Billy Bob will be launching the "Ebony and Ivory" Ego Tour - just as soon as they can agree as to which one opens for the other.

Sex with fish. That explains why his dingy smells like tuna.

You people actually believe he was being sincere with what he wrote? You know this guy was simmering and trying not to explode while writing that shit. But he also knew if he threw a diva hissy-fit, more people would turn against him. Just wait, he'll go back to being same arrogant, pay-attention-to-me little fuck he's always been. Assholes like this guy never change, they just want you to think they have. Don't buy into it.

#27! HAHAHA... that was great..

Kayne makes good music here and there, but he is still a giant Douche Bag.

I feel a very strong urge to start typing racial slurs because none of you can punch me in the mouth. Internet bravery FTW!

Failing that, did anyone else know that one of the rappers sounded very similar to Isaac Hayes?

If Kanye got murdered on south park,what was carlos mancia?Pulverised?

lol. i wonder who came up with the idea of the gayfish

How does one just stop being a douche? John Mayer is who he is and owns it, why doesn't Kanye just own it up???? He'll always have his diehards that don't care he's a mother fuckin' gay fish, so why not just be who he is?

Why isn't anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weakness...perhaps ?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY


How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the "pirate" situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn't we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI

This is a sign of what's ahead for all of us....weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK ...and trust me...most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don't even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don't let it slip away.

#45 you said it. The superficial writer is so fucking stuffed up Obama's ass that he describes Kanye in the south park episode as a "homosexual fish" instead of saying GAY like the entire fucking song does.

Gotta be that PC huh superficial writer? Fucking douche.

#45 you said it. The superficial writer is so fucking stuffed up Obama's ass that he describes Kanye in the south park episode as a "homosexual fish" instead of saying GAY like the entire fucking song does.

Gotta be that PC huh superficial writer? Fucking douche.

yeah he could start the process if he'd STOP TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

. . . Kanye jam a stingray barb up his dick, because as the Aztec priests knew, that's a way to communicate with the gods.

STOP YELLING

nice work son.

I like that there is a grammatical error in "I'm sure there's grammatical errors in this". Kanye disappoints me. I think (some of) his music is great, but he really is a super douche. Seriously, I cannot respect anybody who types in caps all the time. It's fucking stupid.

#27, I laughed at that

#46, you are an idiot. Perhaps the Superfish was trying to sound more poetic.

on the upside, a douche goes inside a woman's snatch. on the down side, it comes out murky.

#39 I kind of agree with you...

I think that some of what Kanye wrote was sincere because let's face it...everyone gets affected by what other people say about them, whether they show it or not. But I also sensed a little sarcasm while reading some of what he said...I donnu, I still think he's arrogant and full of himself...but I guess we'll just have to see if he will better himself...

That was funny I might actually starting watching South Park again.

Great Episode but I'm a bit bothered by Cartmens use of the jewish slur. Its not necessary to perpetuate anti-semitism with negative stereotypes of the jewish people and matt parker is jewish and i don't think he would want little kids callin each other jewish slurs. www.richsugardaddy.net

@ 58 (Rich Sugar):

Who the fuck is Matt Parker? And do you even know what the hell you're talking about? So, what you're saying is, it's okay to use gay slurs the entire episode, but it's the Jewish ones that are crossing the line?

South Park's entire motive is to be obscene and point out the oddities of our society in an outlandish and offensive manner. Cartman's character has hated Jews for several seasons now. On top of that, he hates gingers, butt pirates, and Kyle Brovlavski. SOUTH PARK MAKES FUN OF EVERYTHING! By singling out one series of slurs, YOU're the one that's being discriminatory.

#59
I agree. But don't bother. Seriously. Just.....there's no hope with these people.

Definently Obamas Fault

Well, in that case, he got to choose between being a giant douch, or a turd sandwich.

It looks great! Well done!

He fucks fish because his dick is so small. When will Kanye learn that acting like a big dick doesn't mean you have a big dick?

SOUTH PARK DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PPL!

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