Apr 14 2009John Mayer preferred a quiet Jessica Simpson
Back when they were dating, John Mayer felt Jessica Simpson should be seen and not heard, according to Page Six:
"John used to tell Jess all the time, 'I'm really attracted to your spiritual side,' " a friend tells us. "He'd tell her that every time she opened her mouth to speak. It was a nice way of basically saying, 'Just sit there and be pretty, and don't ruin it with talk.' The sad thing is she started to tell people, 'I'm working on being more spiritual,' and then just sit there quietly."
Wow. I almost want to take back everything I've ever said about John Mayer except he should've taken it a step further and tricked her into being a nudist. Musicians today; they have no heart.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. ret - April 14, 2009 4:17 PM
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2. Que - April 14, 2009 4:17 PM
Que pin drop.
3. It's Me Fuckers - April 14, 2009 4:18 PM
poor, stupid Jessica Simpson. Make yourself what your man wants you to be. Look into his face with those doe eyes and take the load about to be splashed across your face and shut up. That's about all you are going to be good for.
4. Demise - April 14, 2009 4:18 PM
second! and jessica sucks :p
5. lind - April 14, 2009 4:20 PM
that's actually pretty sad
6. NY Ted - April 14, 2009 4:25 PM
How could she speak....with Mayers schlong stuffed in her mouth! That is really all she is good for! I guess it is now still Tony Homo with his bi-sexual cock stuffed in the same yap!
7. Rick - April 14, 2009 4:37 PM
"The sad thing is she started to tell people, 'I'm working on being more spiritual,' and then just sit there quietly."
Undoubtedly a made up story, but still, one of the funniest quotes I've ever read.
For sure I'm going to use that on my current fuckhole.
8. spamfighter - April 14, 2009 4:38 PM
That's hilarious. Like any man cares about a 'spiritual side'. Apart from Hippies, and they aren't men.
9. Jessica Simpson - April 14, 2009 4:39 PM
Before I met John I didn't even know that my daddyport was the Eye of God!
10. testington - April 14, 2009 4:40 PM
hahahahahahaha
you know she is one of the few blonds that IS dumb, instead of just playing dumb to be cute (which is more irritating than cute anyways)
11. Sportsdvl - April 14, 2009 4:44 PM
Why is anyone shocked that guys prefer it when she doesn't speak. She's merely something you look at and bang like an old drum. You don't sit around and discuss life & the universe with her!
12. TS - April 14, 2009 4:53 PM
She looks like she got kicked square in the lips. What a retard.
13. Andre - April 14, 2009 4:55 PM
Women should be seen, not heard. And seen naked. Except American women - keep your too-small clothes on, muffintops.
14. ~ - April 14, 2009 4:58 PM
So will you castrate John Mayer, or shall I?
15. __ - April 14, 2009 5:07 PM
"John Mayer preferred a quiet Jessica Simpson"
Don't we all?
16. Vince Lombardi - April 14, 2009 5:08 PM
I wondered whatever happened to that shower curtain my mom threw out in the 70s.
17. zoltan - April 14, 2009 5:35 PM
"The sad thing is she started to tell people, 'I'm working on being more spiritual,' and then just sit there quietly."
The SAD thing? SAD?
18. RichPort's Ghost - April 14, 2009 5:49 PM
This stupid cunt is perhaps the biggest idiot on the face of the earth.
Hey, Ms. Duck Lips, go find another man to fuck, until he also gets tired of hearing your dumb cunt quacking.
19. Gando - April 14, 2009 6:04 PM
I guess he was tired of her.It's not well mannered.
20. Galtacticus - April 14, 2009 6:07 PM
I would say they match very well together? What went wrong?
21. Annie - April 14, 2009 6:08 PM
Oh man, I love that!!! Kills me how dumb she really is.
22. Darth - April 14, 2009 6:09 PM
No wonder she forgets all the time her text because she's simply not used to text.
23. Photoshop Police - April 14, 2009 6:17 PM
It's amazing that 'Phish had enough taste to omit the classless papparazzi upskirt photos of a 'commando' Jessica from this appearance.
24. Photoshop Police - April 14, 2009 6:18 PM
(no, I won't tell you where. find them yourself, fellow pervs!)
25. J - April 14, 2009 6:21 PM
HA HA HA Great Article
26. J - April 14, 2009 6:21 PM
HA HA HA Great Article
27. J - April 14, 2009 6:21 PM
HA HA HA Great Article
28. Rough Daddy - April 14, 2009 6:41 PM
"John Maher" Ladies never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit...
29. Papa Joe Simpson - April 14, 2009 6:44 PM
Myself, I'm really attracted to her sexy titties.
30. melanie - April 14, 2009 8:05 PM
if this is true then there are no words to describe what a useless piece of shit john mayer is.
31. nola down - April 14, 2009 9:56 PM
#30, I'm really attracted to your spiritual side.
32. liz4sale - April 14, 2009 10:22 PM
most of these 'pop stars' dropped out of High School to pursue their career so most of em probably arent too bright. that includes jessica, christina, britney, mariah, all of them. but i feel sorry for her, she always looks so sad. this cant be true cuz what self respecting woman would put up with that shit...and even if she isnt the smartest girl in the world she seems like a genuinly good person..so people need to lay off her.
33. tamaya - April 14, 2009 11:52 PM
i heard she got it in the butt by mayer and he'd make her sh*t on him he's a freak...and also that she give good blow jobs...hey tony hoe does john taste?
34. gerard Vandenberg - April 15, 2009 7:13 AM
BEING FAT CAN'T AFFECT HER, folks!!
35. RichPort's Ghost - April 15, 2009 8:45 AM
Her "spiritual side"? It's not technically "spiritual" just because you're grabbing fistfuls of sheets screaming OH GOOOOOD while gettin' a hummer...
36. ishi-san - April 15, 2009 9:12 AM
yeah well, who doesn't prefer a quiet John Mayer?!
37. Linds - April 15, 2009 11:36 AM
Mayer is no brain child. You have to be very stupid to date Jennifer Aniston. Mayer barly graduated himself. How smart is it for a man to keep dating women when he really seems more happy with men.
38. Denver - April 15, 2009 10:27 PM
Oh it's funny when John Mayer put women down and boy do he make his money off of them. Women sure don't ask for much these days.
39. jenB824 - April 17, 2009 3:07 PM
john mayer sucks and i think everyone needs to stop talking about him.. jessica simpson was wayyyy too hot for him he is gross!! Look at these pics -- http://tinyurl.com/jsimpsonpics She is doing well these days so everyone should leave her alone. I also read this-- http://tinyurl.com/csqsd2 about her swimsuits being used in the Miss USA pageant.. good for her, that's awesome.