Apr 3 2009Jessica Simpson goes to the beach

Butterface

My first First!

Well that was a waste of 2 minutes

not her best look

Yes these effing things are massive and godbless her!!

wtf? why were these pics shot using a kodak disposable 35mm?

2 blurry 2 jack off 2

Her dad jerks off on them four times a day. That's how they grew so big.

I feel sorry for her with having to carry those giant bags around all day long. It must really hurt her back, and she must get and lot of strange looks and sick comments from truck drivers and other white trash guys. I think we should all chip-in and pay for her to get a reduction. Or, she could just sell her nipples on eBay since I heard that they remove them in a reduction and give you tattooed ones instead to pay for it herself. Or, she could just give up the celebrity thing, she's getting too old anyway and become a wet nurse like Selma Hyack did.

Fat, sloppy fat hillbilly girl.

@7 - if you close your eyes, it gets clearer.

never mind her tits, check out that ass!

@ 9, they don't tattoo nipples on you, what a boobhead!

I knew she had big boobs before but this is ridiculous...

-she looks like she got stuffed with 2 of Romo's pigskin under the chest area...

Imagine how disappointed you'd be if your last memory of Jessica was when she was fit and hot, and then you stumbled on this mess.

Pic #10 - looks like a hankerchief draped over an oven-stuffer Roaster.

Are these recent? If so, it looks like she lost those extra 15 lbs.

looks like most of her fat went to her boobs which is awesome! I'd hit it in a second!

uh, something about "still hit it", I dunno. Yeah.

Is this really Jessica Simpson.

The quality of the pics are very average.

The curves of her hips are very smooth.

I'm glad there are those pics that make it clear she's sunbathing, because at first glance I thought she had beached.

If she bangs like a locomotive i still would hit her.

I'd tap that ass..... Oh who am I kidding? We all know the only ass I'd tap is that of an effeminate black or latino?

On the receiving side... Darnell, Lucious, Tyrone, Javier, Juan, Carlos -- call me!!!!!!!!!!

Me Rrrrruuuuvvvvvvv pigmented cock!!!!

Someone needs to install the Grain Surgery filter in CS3.

When were these pics shot.

Obviously cellphone-pics.

Is it me, or is there some nipple slippage?

what a dumb bitch, she;s below nick laches level now, and she would probably crush him if she were on top, tony romo like to be with manly sized girls obviously

click the link to see some cheating slut:
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=833869d38e19b9303458ca8a0391600a

Looks like another lonely weekend for me posting idiotic comments and praying someone anyone will respond. I was hoping that one of my stumps would regenerate magically. I read something about that happening somewhere. I think it was in the Hobbit or something of that sort.

Any takers?

I'm insanely turned on and disgusted at the same time...

I like my white meat a little less fatty.

She's like KFC - it looks good if you're really hungry and it can be a greasy nasty treat, but afterward it makes you sick to even look at the leftovers.

# 31 Richport - I'll be your sidekick.....least you know what you like. Unlike some of these other fruit cakes. I'm sure you've read some of my comments by now. New to the scene lookin to shake things up. You are lonely no more!!!

No wonder Romo is still hittin' that. Gawd, you could suck those babies for days....

I'm B'lack Oboombox, and by taxing every employer and corporation so much that they fire every employee, go bankrupt, or move overseas, I'll create jobs.

Also, by spending more money in 1 year than George Bush did in 8 years, on numerous uneeded liberal gov't programs that will fail and cost 5 times their projected budgets, I'll create even more jobs.

Furthermore, by printing trillions of new dollars to pay for all my great job ideas, the money that has no collateral backing, will plummet the value of the US dollar to less than a peso, thrusting the economy into an irrecoverable depression and turning the US into a third world country, I'll create many more jobs.

And by buying 32 new teleprompters for $400,000 a piece, so I can speak very eloquently when I tell you I'll create jobs, I'll create even more jobs.

Change!

On Jessica, at least she is confident enough to come out in a bathing suite and say.....who the f*ck cares what other people say about my body. Sad that she can't even sun bathe without some perv taking pictures of her. Bet you say, "she's famous that's how it goes....when you damn well, famous or not if you saw some strange person taking pics of you....they would get the shit beat out of them. Except the ones who like that, and you better believe there out there. She must be doing something right, good or bad people are talkin. You go girl!!!

Jessica has zero confidence about her body right now.

I did see that report that he bought 32 telepromters for a little over $12 million dollars. It's so wonderful that Obumma's main focus is reading from a teleprompter instead of doing something that might actually help the country. The guy is so clueless and incompetent he makes GW seem like Einstein. No worries, in 4 years he'll be gone, maybe sooner, and this little liberal experiment will be over and done with. Hopefully they don't create to much irreversible damage before then.

#39 - I didn't know you knew her.....

Tattooed nipples: done for reconstruction surgery after a mastectomy
Ass: No hips, indicating a fatty
Obama: At least he can read, unlike the previous President.

#41 - you don't have to know her, you simply have to observe what she says and does with eyes that aren't all glazed over from reading 100 fan magazines like a complete lemming.

If you're gonna' post pics like this, please use pictures that have some quality. What a waste of time...but she does have some inpressive guns!!

Obama leads the G20 conference to consensus on major issues, the stock market continues its rally, economists talk of the recession possibly bottoming out.

Yeah, he's incompetent. He forgot to wink at the Queen and sneak up behind the German Chancellor to give her an unwanted neck massage.

Does anybody have some Anbesol gel? It turns out the myth is true, they really ARE bigger. A lot bigger.

Where's my babe.

#38 Blue Eyes is obviously a severely obesce pig who hasn't seen her vagina or her toes since adolescence. The stench coming from your stank cunt must be overwhelmingly disgusting.

Recommend to your photog to stop using his cell phone to take pics. Try a camera, buddy.

I've been dieting (drinking chocloate "milk" made with ex-lax and metamucil) for weeks, my publicist called every major camera weilding douche to let them know where'd I'd be, AND I borrowed Paris Hilton's bra, and all I get are these grainy fucking pictures? I'm SO yelling at my Dad when he crawls into bed with me early tomorrow morning........

#48 - Go ahead and think that, if that's what makes you feel good. Bitch you know nothing about me and I would never give you the time of day. F*ck off ass wipe. You need these things to build your ego, poor, poor, person!!!!

#31 One of the stupidest posts ever.
You:sarcasm=George Bush:coherent thought.

Also, WTF is "LIKE'S"? The real Richport knows how to use an apostrophe, which is more than you do. I'd say stay in school, but it's clearly a waste - you're taking up #37's space on the short bus.

i really think you can see a bit of her delicious nips in this one

pic 10-HAHAHA

Zaftig girl reads People, hopes to pick up a few tips from Valerie Bertinelli. Who, by the way, looks damn good. Valerie, I mean.

She is so fucking hot it's silly. Guys like short blondes with big tits who know how to fuck and suck like world champs and Jessica is all three of these things. I love her. The rest of you are lame. I'm going to go jack off to these pictures and then spray my screen and all of your dumb comments with my man mustard. Fuckers.

mother of god. she is hot.

That photographer either had a really shitty lens, was hundreds upon hundreds of yards away, or both. Don't be shy, pappo! Get closer! Power to the press!

Take a day off next week. You need a karma check - go skydiving and report back.

where these photos taken from mars? the 7th photo is really hot but too fuzzy

Superfish Dude, why does this beach have green grass all over it?

Pregnant boobs. She'll make an announcement soon and then bag some $$ while she plays victim for having to deal with comments on her weight while her unwedness got pregnant to trap a boyfriend who is more interested in publicity from her.

#59 Great news, 43,973,492 people here who hate his racist ass offered to pack the parachute.

63 make that 43,973,493

I'm sure everything will sink in the water except her TITS, folks!!

#64 What the fuck, make it 43, 973,494.

Thanks for the trip down mammary lane

I would suck on this tics chits all day long, and then the next day, then the next... and so on, and so on....

Sorry folks, he was bottle-fed.

Fatso, schmatzo: I'd hit that in a nanosecond, and expect her to hit me back. In the face. With them thangs. Repeatedly.

damn, hello ms blobby !!.........wtf r u doing wearing a thong bikini when you've been downing ice cream for six months straight by the look of it ??

I'd bend her over and drill that pussy from the back. Spank that ass. Make those titties bounce while she tell me how big I am.

She looks like free willy in the first pic, what a whale!

Seeing those boobies makes me wonder why does Romo have a hard time gripping the ball.

good