Here's Jessica Biel learning how to be a stripper for her upcoming movie Powder Blue. If you're looking at the picture above, there's no doubt you're noticing the same unbelievably obvious thing as me: Why am I not the rope?!
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Reader Comments
1. RichPort's Ghost - April 24, 2009 1:30 PM
I've got a pole for ya Jessica...
2. first - April 24, 2009 1:31 PM
talent !
3. Veenus Envy - April 24, 2009 1:31 PM
Best Ass in Hollywood. JT is luckly when she lets him get her from behind.
4. smarg - April 24, 2009 1:34 PM
How come her boyfriend is homely as hell??
5. Rick - April 24, 2009 1:35 PM
SweatsGirl is lucky. I'm sure she got in lots of daily licking before Jessica had to go home to her "boyfriend".
6. Danklin24 - April 24, 2009 1:47 PM
Fish you're way behind on your news. This and the video were already posted on other websites. The video of her nude has already been posted at Egotastic. . Step up your game man.
7. Jezebel - April 24, 2009 1:47 PM
That is the most unnaturally curved spine I've ever seen. Please tell me this is photoshopped - her top half doesn't even come close to matching her bottom half!
8. Blah Girls! - April 24, 2009 1:48 PM
She's bootylicious!
9. yeah boi - April 24, 2009 1:54 PM
you are waaaaaaaaay behind
10. Famous Plastic - April 24, 2009 2:04 PM
I think Jessicas career path is mimicking Lindsay Lohans...Has she ever been in a decent movie?!
11. Argyle - April 24, 2009 2:07 PM
Didn't they already make a movie named Powder? Is Jessica Biel playing the kid who gets struck by lightning and turned into an Albino with super powers?
12. Newcastle - April 24, 2009 2:08 PM
#3 is spot on!
13. hot - April 24, 2009 2:11 PM
i don't think it's photoshopped -- google image her and you will see, she has a tiny waist and a big ass. god bless.
14. Tyrone Biggums - April 24, 2009 2:11 PM
I'd like to poke her in the pooter.
I'm sure she's in need of a REAL man.
15. Jebidiah - April 24, 2009 2:12 PM
I keep hearing about Iraq as an illegal war; please explain how it is illegal. It was voted and approved by congress. The original cease-fire (not truce or treaties) approved by the UN had been violated for 12 years. The many UN resolutions had been ignored and in those resolutions the use of force was authorized. So please show FACTS not fiction in your arguments. Unfortunately for Libs fact always get in the way of their arguments.
16. Fatty Arbuckle - April 24, 2009 2:24 PM
Yes, best ass in Hollywood. One of the worst asses in Hollywood hangs like a cottage cheese filled trash bag (thanks Paris for the imagery) below the waist of one K.K.
17. Your_a_snooty_booty - April 24, 2009 2:26 PM
7. Jezebel
Dont be jealous love, thats bc she has an ass
18. Jesus - April 24, 2009 2:27 PM
#15 - Jebidiah - you're as stuck in the past as the Old Testament. Don't you have something to do with a goat?
19. Jeezy - April 24, 2009 2:38 PM
@11, yes, this is a remake of the original film, only this time Jessica will be playing Powder. I saw the story on a site somewhere. I'll see if I can dig it up. Not sure what stripping has to do with it though... (?!?)
20. Autism 4 Ever - April 24, 2009 2:45 PM
I'd like to bend her spoon.
21. AteIsEnough - April 24, 2009 3:10 PM
I never wanted to be a length of rope more in my life! I could see motorboating those sweet cheeks!!
22. gotmilk? - April 24, 2009 3:12 PM
it looks more like she's realized her film "career" is shit and she's trying out for cirque du soleil. isn't that more realistic? me think yes.
23. g - April 24, 2009 3:14 PM
THe movie is actually out. The English paper 'the Sun' has her nude/topless photos already on line. Great boob shots
24. g - April 24, 2009 3:17 PM
Correction> the movie is not out. but it was sneek peeked. But the stills are on the Suns web page and there is a dandy trailer there too.
25. Dirk - April 24, 2009 3:21 PM
Check out this photo of Jessica Biels nip slip!
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/3/8/338184a716efa546585600cf4c9b2195.jpg
26. Curly - April 24, 2009 3:27 PM
#6, if you go to more than a couple of these kinds of websites, your life is a circle of fail.
27. Darth - April 24, 2009 3:50 PM
Aww! That's a good looking bum!
28. Galtacticus - April 24, 2009 3:53 PM
Holy shit! Any ass-up pics?
29. Sell Porn - April 24, 2009 3:58 PM
Why is the surfboard next to her the coach? Strippers have nice bodies, not like the gross gal next to her.
30. marc - April 24, 2009 4:07 PM
she is so boring!
31. Cherry - April 24, 2009 4:54 PM
Wow! I don't think she's anything special - but her ass is AMAZING and her tiny waist is to die for. Justin is a lucky man (if she's not a lesbian as is rumoured...).
32. Peaches - April 24, 2009 4:54 PM
The movie is Powder Blue, now Powder... she's a stripper.. not some albino super hero kid.
33. Peaches - April 24, 2009 4:54 PM
The movie is Powder Blue, not Powder... she's a stripper.. not some albino super hero kid.
34. PunkA - April 24, 2009 5:10 PM
She flosses. I love good hygiene in a hot chick.
35. surprised - April 24, 2009 5:32 PM
She has thigh muscles and a respectable ass! Good for her.
36. tc - April 24, 2009 5:41 PM
A room with two healthy smiling adult females.
I'm willing to overlook the fact that their breasts appear to be out on loan. I need to be in that room.
37. astronaut - April 24, 2009 5:43 PM
well that will be an easy movie to market...
she is fuckin hot, goddamn
38. Pilatunes - April 24, 2009 6:59 PM
I am her thong. I love it.
39. Fas(c)hionista - April 24, 2009 10:47 PM
What the hell happened to her face?!? She used to be pretty- bad nose job and lip plumping have turned her into a fug.
Hey, Superfish, what beef does wwtdd have with you? He took a snipe at you in the Selma Hayak email hack story.
Clearly he's a douche.
40. Kitty says - April 25, 2009 12:00 AM
That is photoshopped, her waist and spinal curve look completely artificial. I have a 23" waist (Jess has a 25" waist) and I can tell you there is no way that photo is not altered. Sorry : (
41. gerard Vandenberg - April 25, 2009 1:04 AM
just being honest, folks:
..................................FOR WHOM?
42. salawhite - April 25, 2009 3:12 AM
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43. Hot Celebrity Photo - April 25, 2009 7:32 AM
Holy crap look at that bod, she is so yummy sexy!
44. Gando - April 25, 2009 8:12 AM
That's one of the best arched backs i've seen so far! Yoga?
45. nightwolff - April 25, 2009 5:10 PM
all I can say is that I would eat the peanuts and drink the bathwater.
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47. salawhite - April 26, 2009 10:40 AM
She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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48. Fred - April 30, 2009 9:40 PM
Id jackoff at these two bitches