Apr 2 2009Jennifer Lopez > Kim Kardashian

jennifer lopez is HOT

first bitch

That's about all the dysgenic rabble are good for - producing big butts.

and jennifer had TWINS
eat it kim!

JLo IS HOT!
K K IS SNOT

Jennifer Lopez has an athletic butt from all her dancing since she was young and does not require a butt bra or butt girdle like Kim.

It appears that Kim Kardashian has had liposuction (or liposculpture) on her lower back, upper thighs and hips. This sculpts the butt into looking bigger and perkier by defining it, but Kim still needs to wear a butt girdle or butt bra. The butt bra Kim is wearing today is a big improvement from her other butt bras and butt girdles.

#5

Kim looks like she had twins the way her big fat butt sags and her big hips for a short chick lol! Kim is not shit without airbrushing, she did liposculpture on her back flab, upper thigh flab, and flabby hips. Now Kim looks out of proportion lol!

tadow

Kim has a FUPA :-\

Now remember ladies; when you take a side profile picture, you need to bend the leg that faces the camera so the butt looks nice and perky.

Somewhere, with "Baby Got Back" on repeat, Sir Mix A lot has just had a coronary.

Whats his name looks like a Puerto Rican Thurston Howell III from Gilligans Island....

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THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J. Lo is an okay singer, not much of an actress, but I do think she is pretty. Why is she married to that freak?

BOTH ARE TALENTLESS WHORES WHO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION.

The original fat ass no talent bitch is coming back - she must have more bad music or ugly clothes to sell.

By the way, what did this stupid selfish worn out skanky slut do to her face? It doesn't even look like her anymore.

I think she has denounced her ethnic features and is trying to look white. Her nose job, skin tone, all wanting to be as white as Gwenyth Paltrow. The Latin community should be outraged. She is a disgrace to her people, women, this nation and its ancestors.

both are fake as hell and neither is talented.

ummm...well, to borrow from the last story, I'd say both of their pussies say "CHEESE!!!"

Agreed JLo has a way better ass

Kim is stunning from the waist up but her backside is crazy looking (And this is coming from a girl with a bubble butt)

#16, you are right! She totally did something to her face...too much botox. She looks quite plastic.

Hahaha @ comment #12

"I think she has denounced her ethnic features and is trying to look white."

Good move, always. Well, if you want to be successful (spics, you might want to look up that word in your English-to-Spanish dictionaries...ahh, who am I kidding?!! You don't buy books!).

jlo is hotter

Please spare me the rancid stench of their double-wide snailtrails.

I can tell that I'm going to fall in love with Kim just because everyone else hates her.

c'mon ...any man that doesn't think both of these girls are beautiful must prefer men!

#27 any man who frequently comments on a celebrity blog must prefer men. Straight men don't critisize women's bodies in minute detail. Thats what girls and gays do.

#28 - Right on. And any woman who says so is just jealous. Eat your hearts out, you fat uglies!

I think its funny how some men come on thesuperficial.com of all places to try to sound macho. Its a freaking PINK website about celebrities.

#28 & 29

You have not worked in a male dominated environment if you believe this. I work in a big company in the engineering department and men love these sites and critiquing women. Every female that walks by our area gets critiqued. Believe it or not but most of the men prefer shapely bodies and not fat induced curves like Kim. They make fun of all the girdle butts that walk in our area or the fat chicks with flab hanging out of their clothes. I am the same height as Kim and I could not imagine carrying around all that extra weight. In fact I can't even imagine eating a lot of food like Kim or eating one of Kim's favorite snacks which are fried Oreos yikes! I can honestly say that I am relieved that I do not overeat like Kim, have to rely on airbrushed pictures, liposuction, and butt girdles. Sometimes working in the technical field makes a person crave mindless worthless information like this site.

31 I don't beleive you because I know you post the same thing every time theres a story about KK. You are unhealthily obsessed. You always have exactly the same thing to say. I know you're the same person who goes on about being a size 4 and being able to "push yourself from the plate" Well I'm a healthy size 2 and I'm defending women of every shape and size by telling you to fuck right off back to your stressful unfullfilling office job.
I know a lot of people and pretty much every straight guy I've ever known just liked women with pretty faces and female bodies of any shape (except morbidly obese and anorexic). If you think men are that horrible then you are a twisted person with a VERY distorted view of human psychology. Some men say bitchy things because it gives them a feeling of power and superiority like they are the judge and jury on female beauty, but they are normally as fucked in the head as you are.

#32

You sound obsessed since you have memorized comments lol! You are probably short and have a big fat saggy butt with big hips on your short stout body like Kim. You need to lose weight and feel good about yourself so you do not take these posts personally. Take off your body shaper and relax!

Yeah I've been reading the superficial for years and someone (i'm guessing you) has said the same thing so many times I remember it! And the I remeber someone (I'm guessing you) saying I had an eating disorder because I'm a size 2 on a KK post the other day. To be honest i souldn't care but It really bugs me when people think every curvy girl like kim is the same as being fat and every skinny girl like me has an eating disorder. I'm tired of body facism. And its people like you who keep it going for your own ammusement, not realising the damage it does.

You can just see the plastic surgery face already. She's such a fucking whore.

"And its people like you who keep it going for your own ammusement, not realising the damage it does."

It's a fucking celebrity blog.

Grow the fuck up.

Any girl with the least bit of positive mental health will be completely unfazed by these comments, or any other commentary on women's bodies. Your life is your own and nobody else's. You do something good, it's your achievement; you do something bad, it's your failure. Blaming is for weak-minded people.

If reading a blog makes you develop a serious mental disorder, at least have the common courtesy to develop one that involves suicide. And do it right - not with a handful of pills, just to get attention; have some spine and blow your brains out with a gun. Please. As soon as you can.

It cracks me up (no pun intended) how many "straight" guys become fixated on girls' asses. Eventually all they really want is oral and anal sex, whether or not their girlfriends and wives realize that and can handle the truth. Most men only partially understand women (at best) and remain focused on activities they prefer to do with other men. But only a small percentage have the courage to recognize that and at least try a gay relationship to see if it's what will make them happiest. Look at all the unhappy hetero relationships, and how many are abusive. Guys are basically gay, and anti-women. Someday we'll all have the courage to face that, and we'll finally become civilized.

than a spic is one that tries to be white. JLOlife is an old woman now. So she had hersself done up to look like a true human. Can't say I blame her. Who would want to look like a tired and stretched out over the hill mexican? Or peurto rattan or whatever they are all the same.
I would personally like to thank the Latin community for the fine graffit they have posted all over the place here. Why can't we just deport them all for god's sake?

J has been looking hot lately. Love the ass!

Her husband on the other hand, looks like a douche... seriously the scarf on the neck thing...douche

Kim K > JLO anyday

Kardashian is far better looking. It isnt even a contest. Personally ive always found Lopez' face rather mannish especially around the jaw.

Between J-Ho and Phat Ass Kardash, you could not find two less talented pieces of shite who think they are hot. Fock off both of you brownies.

Between J-Ho and Phat Ass Black Dick Loving Kardash, you could not find two less talented skanks. Fock off you two brownie bitches.

Sounds like #38 needs some ass-to-mouth.

J.Lo's ass is firm and shapely.

Kim's ass looks like two cats fighting in a bag.

I wonder if either or both's asscrack/asshole is bleached?
Prob not JLo right? She's a mom with Golem babies now.
Kim's is definitely not. I know because Ray J sang about it in a song.

you want a faking couple who loves to trick NAIVE AMERICANS, the ##lopez-clan## is the right choice.
Although you want more honesty and "SEE WHAT YOU GET" kim kardashian will be yours, folks!!

Sexy Techy, you sound like one of those skinny bitches that no real man would give a second glance at. All you cows are good for is head anyway and believe me, that's NOT the way to get some guy to marry your tired ass, no matter WHAT your other skinny friends say!

JLO looks like she showed up with her pervert uncle - wardrobe by Goodwill.
His taste in clothing is about the same as...... Oh well, if you get to fuck her, I guess you can dress however the hell you want.

Sorry,but you're pathetic attempt to validate Mudshark fails miserably.J-Lo doesn't have sixty pounds of fetid cottage cheese bubbling in the back of her dress,nor does she have black guys pissing on her.

who the fuck dressed ricardo like that?

Hola!

# 3 ^^Would you like to give yourself a chance to date an open minded girl? Yes, I'm that girl. Handsome guys come in, I have a blog in the web---seekbi. c o m---this is a good idea.Happy life is up to U!!!!^

frankie!!!!!!!!!! go to hell

J. Lo is a good singer, not a great actor but she is definately a looker. Hot Hot

Her butt doesn't look as round as Kim's. Jlo's is just really wide. Kim's is perkier.

Who cares, they are both fur skanks, especially jwhore. http://www.jlodown.com/

I agree with #57. I'd shower with KK before J-Lo. Her boobs are bigger too, so there's a better chance she'd drop the soap.

#59 - I'm sure J Lo's gonna cry herself to sleep now, you cruel, impetuous Don Juan.

It looks like Marc Anthony is trying to dress like the dashing stars from another era. J Lo is starting the plastic surgery route and it doesnt look natural...Having a huge behind doesnt make you a star just another woman with a big behind LOL!!!

South American Street Apes and Mediterranean Street Apes have very large buttocks, it's true. This is due to genetic evolution as these two species are extremely lazy, and are completely dependant upon white humans for their survival. The constant laying about waiting for welfare checks and foodstamps, as well as medical and economic releif has caused the posterior to become gigantic, which aids them in sitting around waiting for help.

camel whore vs. burrito whore

#57

Kim wears a butt girdle to make her butt look perky and J Lo does not wear a butt girdle. Kim's fat rump sags without airbrushed pictures and a butt girdle.

#34

You said:
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Face it sweety; Kim has fat induced curves. There is nothing special about a short fat female because she suffers from bad eating habits; hence eating too much, lack of regular exercise; thus getting fat induced curves. Kim relies on body shapers, cosmetic surgery like breast implants, airbrushed pictures, and butt girdles to improve her fat induced body.

You said:
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Unless you are an athlete in training; being skinny just means you have bad eating habits or are sickly.

The bottom line is Americans need to practice a healthy lifestyle of eating right and exercising regularly. America has more fat people than skinny or fit people. This is a major health crisis for America because being overweight causes the most health problems in America like high cholesterol, diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease. This is no laughing matter and it does not help that too many Americans are in denial about this serious health crisis.

#34

You said:
To be honest i souldn't care but It really bugs me when people think every curvy girl like kim is the same as being fat

Face it sweety; Kim has fat induced curves. There is nothing special about a short fat female because she suffers from bad eating habits; hence eating too much, lack of regular exercise; thus getting fat induced curves. Kim relies on body shapers, cosmetic surgery like breast implants, airbrushed pictures, and butt girdles to improve her fat induced body.

You said:
and every skinny girl like me has an eating disorder. >>
Unless you are an athlete in training; being skinny just means you have bad eating habits or are sickly.

The bottom line is Americans need to practice a healthy lifestyle of eating right and exercising regularly. America has more fat people than skinny or fit people. This is a major health crisis for America because being overweight causes the most health problems in America like high cholesterol, diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease. This is no laughing matter and it does not help that too many Americans are in denial about this serious health crisis.

This is true Jane Goodall. Very true. I would suspect with the coming economic crash, and believe me we have not seen anything yet, the fatty resevoirs that are the enlarged buttocks of these various apes will begin to diminish and they will starve. These creatures have become largely wholly dependent on humans for their survival and can no longer fend for themselves.
The good news is that the South American continent will have more room for the expansion of modern humans to colonize once the animals have ummm receded.
Cheers.

jlo>kk for sure. jlo is way classier - esp. after she settled down.
kk on the other hand shall always be remembered as the girl in the nasty homemade porn.

Whatever you people say - They are both dwarves (like half of the Hollywood)... That's why their asses look fine in pictures. Yet, alas! Their asses are NOT really that BIG. Just go and measure!

I'm sorry, but not ONE WORD about Mr. J-Lo's stunning outfit? Seriously one of the douchebaggiest looks I have ever seen on a person who, presumably, can afford to look good.

69

J Lo is 5'5" and Kim is 5'2". J Lo has just enough height to get away with having a big bottom, but Kim is only 5'2" and she is too short to have a big bottom. Being short and having a big bottom like Kim makes her look dumpy. I've seen Kim in person while visiting a relative in Calabasas. My sister joked with me because I am also 5'2" and said if I continue to eat a lot like I did for lunch then I will look like that fat chick walking in front of us and then we realized it was Kim from the Reality Show lol! Kim looks very short and dumpy in person.

#39. I like your way of thinking.

J. Lo is such a chameleon. Remember when she was trying to be ghetto and act like she was from the hood and she was all Puerto Rican this, taco this, ghetto accent this when she was with P. Diddy. Then when started dating Ben Affleck she was so desperate to be a white woman, running around with blue contacts, living in Georgia on a plantation, dying her hair bleach blonde, getting her nose slimmed down and stopped tanning. Then after Ben had his fun and fucked that shit till he was tired he dumped her, so she ran back to Skeleton Rican who has always been about her and now she’s all Puerto Rican again. LOL

Both J.Lo and Kim Kardashian would suck a dirty dick to get to the top. Kim K. might as well be latino because she acts like a true spic. Suck a dick to get what you want fuck having any real talent.

I’m not going to lie I would put it in both of their butts though, but I would double wrap it up because they had gorilla penis in them.

JLo's but is not aerobically toned, it's called wearing spanx. Kim is honest about her but and what she does and does not wear. I have to go with the honest but.

I would like to bang both.

#73

Kim lies about wearing a butt girdle because we've all seen her butt change in size and shape depending on her butt girdle style. Also Kim relies on airbrushing her pictures, and got liposculpter on her lower back, hips, and thighs. This is why Kim looks extremely out of proportion in some of her clothes and wearing a loose dress like this pic helps hide it. I've seen J Lo dancing on video and it was obvious she had no butt girdle on. Kim ruined her body because she got fat and did not exercise regularly to prevent her big fat butt from sagging. J Lo has been dancing since she was a kid and Kim just relies on cosmetic surgery, airbrushing, and girdles.

y is kim famous???

Kim is way hotter, she unlike Jennifer has breasts.

#77

Kim got breast implants, nose job, and lipo on her back, hips, and thighs. J Lo is all natural.

#77.

Oh please mother fucker. JLo is anything but natural. She's had tons of plastic surgery. Her face has been pulled so tight she has the look of cocksucker's cramp. She can't fucking close her mouth.

#77.

Oh please mother fucker. JLo is anything but natural. She's had tons of plastic surgery. Her face has been pulled so tight she has the look of cocksucker's cramp. She can't fucking close her mouth.

#77.

Oh please mother fucker. JLo is anything but natural. She's had tons of plastic surgery. Her face has been pulled so tight she has the look of cocksucker's cramp. She can't fucking close her mouth.

J. Lo had a Marilyn vibe goin' on. Don't think I've ever actually seen somebody carry that off, and I don't really care for J. Lo.

Kim is pretty, but it's a damn shame how the girl got her fame. I always think of Dave Chapelle doing his R. Kelley impersonation of "I Want to Pee on You".

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

I shall free you from the clutches of Skeletor, She-Ra!

I HAVE THE POWER!

Jennifer Lopez, & Kim Kardashian , there's two plastic bitches you can make into a credit card and tell them they're limit expired when they started out!

Wow. I've always thought Kim was hot but compared to J. Lo she just looks dumpy.

#39 must be an angry white chick with no ass! Fyi butt implants became popular when white flat ass chicks started running to plastic surgeons requesting to get an ass like jlo's. U pale haters are jealous cuz u don't have our bodies and skin color. That's why u spent hrs under the sun frying yourselfs trying to achieve our beautiful skin color, but all u wineup with is orange wrinkly skin from yrs of trying to be like us so stfu and stop hating!!! Another thing, get your facts straight on Puerto Ricans cuz we ARE American Citizens since Puerto Rico is pt of the US. You might wants to correct your list of deportation and add Germans, Irish, Romanians and the remaining of your white generation ancestors!!! Get a history book BITCH lol

#72 take your little pale penis and stick it in #39's flat sagging little back bottom hole!!
u are both good for each other u pair of racist fucks!! White trailer trashes go back to your nasty trashy trailer parks and fuck all your family members and their spouses, girlfriends, boyfriends, pets ect... You bunch of Jerry Springer incest commiting fucks!!! How's that for stereo typing? Now take that burrito and shove it up your miserable asses!! BTW burrito is a mexican dish, not puerto rican so at least research before talking trash!!!

I am disgusted and outraged at seeing all the racist nasty comments that were said on this site. I am not a JLo fan nor do I care for Kim Kardashian, but it doest mean I gonna use that to generalize and make it a racial issue. The people who spent their time and energy in writing those nasty comments should invest that time on educating themselves and learn about different cultures. It shouldn't be about nationalities or skin color but more about humanity. This world would be a much better world without so much hate.

These women are addicted to surgery and being fake. Can anyone name a song by j-lo- no. People know these whores as plastic dolls-thats all.

These women are addicted to surgery and being fake. Can anyone name a song by j-lo- no. People know these whores as plastic dolls-thats all.