Apr 6 2009Jennifer Aniston has some messed up priorities

First!! I can't believe that in today's world financial status, THIS would be something that can even happen! Why not use some of the money to teach dogs not to lick themselves...seems more of a humanitarian thing to do.

Sadly, I'm taken Jen... but thanks for the smile and the crotch grab! Ok, fine, I added that last bit...

Ill bet one of the c-blocking girlfriends was Corney Cock...

I'd cornhole her. Ya'll could watch if you wanted. I hear she likes that stuff.

I don't think there are enough "HILLS" ads on this sie.

#5 - Thanks, I had no idea why I just started punching my screen for no reason...

She is so desperate it's not even funny anymore! Everyone just loves to hit and quit it. She's probably clingy and crazy as hell, and threatens to cut herself if you leave her.

@6 - I know. I'm surpressing fists of rage here, myself.....

*yawn*

It's better than teaching kids to pray.

p.s. Thanks for celebrating my crucifixion again! Motherfuckers.

I guess having the last two reaming The Beetles performing at the gig wasn't news worthy, but Jennifer Aniston attending it was?

3 million, thats great. Now those kids can teach the kids with no food or no warm cloths . I love the Hollywood set, they go out of there way NOT to help America. This is so stupid, I'd like to know who the morons are that donated.

It's actually a really good charity that is supposed to keep kids from bullying and fighting in school. Sure there are other important things, but people throw money in their direction as well. 3 million isn't that much in the scheme of things. Don't be an asshole before you know what you're talking about.

#13 Kt - Well put.

"It's actually a really good charity that is supposed to keep kids from bullying and fighting in school."

Great. A charity to create a generation of pussies. Just what we need right now.

You're welcome, #10. if there was no death penalty, there would be no Easter!

Wonderful. Enjoy the chocolate eggs. Motherfuckers.

Hey 2 - you mean you stopped braiding your backhair long enough to type that witty response?

Sometimes I don't know how a miserable prick like yourself finds the strength to drag its slovenly, Dora-watching, wifebeater-wearing, Cocoa Puffs-eating, Gremlin-driving, Capri Sun-drinking, Members Only jacket-wearing, Atari 2600-playing, Milli Vanilli-listening ass out of bed in the morning...

@19 - I'm going to guess it's his good job and the family he supports that gets him out of bed in the morning. Troll.

Damn good thing there's not a global recession. This would be embarassing.

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Now cunty Zanna is yelling at itself while trying to support the second biggest cunt on this increasingly terrible blog.

fuck meditation, give em a sammich!

Who she? Who reponiosble?

Speaking of things that are messed up, I'm pretty sure it's humanly impossible to cram any more advertisements on this page. Wow.

$3 Mill to teach kids how to mediate?

Hmm...how about this, "Okay you little fuckers, sit down, shut up and knock that shit off NOW!".

There. And it didn't cost a cent.

I agree with #5 - Hell of a lot of ads for a show I've never, nor WILL I ever, watch

I don't do soaps. Daytime OR nightime

Dearest Zanna,
After you finish commenting to yourself, can you finish completely swallowing my load? You know, I've always got your back. And by back I mean, got you in the back.

And by good job I'm sure you mean, 14yr old using his laptop from starbucks.

Her pussy must stink REALLY bad, or she bites when she gives head.

What other reasons exist for her not being able to keep a man??

#13 Kt Are you serious. You people who want others to teach your kids are a joke. Parents should be the ones to bring kids up right. People like you are why there is so much bulling in schools today. Meditation to stop bulling, that dosen't even make scence. 3 million can feed alot of hungry people.

#27 - Still White, I see you're Still a Pussy. Is this the camoflauge technique they taught you in basic training, running and hiding instead of just getting your ass handed to you? You should be a real man and enlist a THIRD time... the army needs to see if those canisters they found in Basra are CO2 or something caustic. COBRA will pay for your meds...

SO, yeah, you might have wanted to mention that PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY was performing at the benefit with RINGO STARR. Not just that Maniston was in attendance. Ugh.

I love it when the lack of intelligence shines through. Organized religion takes in billions(tax free) to worshi[p fictionalized accounts of creation and everybody follows in lockstep. Meditation isn't a religion and has SCIENTIFIC proof to help people in their daily lives. Why not start with children and help them before the parents, and churches screw them up. 3 mil, is just barely a bonus check for some wall street dude. Direct your ignorance elsewhere.

LMAO, superfish. Best post in a while.

who cares? I'd fuck her and so would you.

Who is this astonishing beauty?

Her perfect shaped feminine body matches very well with her long manes.

Who? Do you mean that girl in the back on pic 2?

If you don't agree with David Lynch's foundation goals, you need to bash him or Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Sheryl Crow, Donovan and the many others who performed. Jennifer only sat in the audience and was even pictured there. How lame of you to bash Jennifer on this. But then again, I don't expect anything better from you.

She's carrying a huge bag and sort of legal documents?

Somebody (the troll) has a case of the Moooooondays.

Meditation makes people (including children) more calm, peaceful, and lucid, more capable of letting go of their anger, less violent and combative, and generally more pleased with their lives. Kids in particular benefit from better academic performance. Considering the shit parenting job most folks are doing these days, I'd say meditation is a pretty fucking good idea.

PS, @15, Bullying and fighting IS what creates the pussies, you imbecile. When a runty, but otherwise perfectly happy and confident kid gets bullied, he becomes a pussy. You might be shocked to know that people have actually studied such things before, and that it's a scientific fact. Funny how preventing abusive situations makes people more functional, eh?

#15 - Jeff
No, in fact a charity to create a generation of people who can come to agreements even though they may have differences. EXACTLY what we need right now.

Dale, you can't insult people if you can't spell the words you're trying to use. I sure hope you're never teaching anyone anything. Many people do not teach their children important things, and those children shouldn't be left to fend for themselves.

Fuck meditation it aint going to help when the sand jockeys start coming after us this summer.

a big load of my spooge would look nice on her flat belly. meditate on THAT, Rachel.

It is very important to meditate! if evereyone done it, this world would be heaven. Meditation dissolves anger, all the pain, brings awerness. Negative emotions do not exist if we are aware.
It is a beauitful thing and everyone deserves to know meditation

No one went to that concert to support meditation. They went because Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr were performing together for the first time in ages. They could be raising money to club baby seals and if those two were there they would raise millions.

How about 3 mill to get some starving kids some food? Man, Hollywood is a little reality all unto it's own.

Jen has about another year before the clock expires.

It looks like they airbrushed Heidi's Chin. That is good work.

She is and IDIOT!!!

She isn't that bad,is she?

Fuckable?

Hmm,dunno.I need to have more details about her vagina.

.........................................GOING ANNAL?

Jennifer Aniston is one mentally ill stupid bi#ch.

ooh yeah I don't have any food to eat but if I meditate hard enough I will feel like I've just had a cheese burger! I hate people!

She is going through a mid-life crisis. Nothing says despert louder than an 40 year old women with her stomach haging.

Ok, the ideal thing to do would be to bring God and prayer back into our schools, but since that isn't going to happen and since, teen suicide is on the rise, this is actually a good thing for kids to learn. Bullying is a huge problem in schools and the victims of this behavior suffer a great deal. And, as for sending money to third world countries to feed starving children??? Billions upon Billions have been sent and they just keep having more and more children. Teach them about birth control and let's start taking care of the kids we have right here.

Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger needs to take a few classes themself...

Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger needs to take a few classes themself...

Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger needs to take a few classes themself...

Jennifer Aniston was at a Paul McCartney concert hosted by the David Lynch Foundation. One of a couple of thousand individuals who were there to watch performances and support a cause that assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner. Obiviously the blogger and a few posters on this site need to take a few classes themselves...

assists children who are facing serious emotional issues and how they can learn to adapt to a negative situation in a healthy manner.
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Who is going to teach Jennifer Aniston how to face her emotional issuses. Instead I hear she stalks her ex every chance she gets.

Aniston is a talentless hack that has that stupid fucking show to coast on for the rest of her life. She knows she has not talent but of course, won't admit to it. She needs to end her own life now!! Please, Jennifer, just take a handful of pills and let me pull the trigger!! You suck, you have always sucked and you will forever suck!
Do you think she'll read this? I hope so! You Suuuuccccckkkkkk!!
Go back to whatever level of hell you came from!!!!

I'll do it! Since you think it is so smart. I'll do it. I'll take $3 million dollars from a charity auction for teaching young kids about mediating and flush it down the toilet in front of all their faces. I know that I have professional training in eduction, and it doesn't really make a lot of since to do something that seems to work so well in North America as a training aid to poor third world children and the importance of keeping your options open. But there is only the small matter of actually having all of the three million dollars in front of me and at my disposal before I can adequately put this lesson plan into action. I await your reply. Thomas ~ Texas, more information hidden in the log ons.

ok, so here's my take on jen, and all other women, for that matter. no matter how liberated we are, we have got to have at least one kid in life. and you wanna know why? because men nowadays suck. the love between you and your husband will never even come close to the love you will have for your child (almost every woman i know has told me this). and at the end of the day, your husband will use his "boys will be boys" mentality to use you, abuse you, and, most likely, cheat on your azz. oh, he'll also leave you once you turn 40 since, apparently, looks and their animal insticts to pounce on anything with a pulse are all that matter to them nowadays. so have that kid (or kids) so that you have at least one person who will be loyal to you in life (assuming you raised them properly) and make sure you are financially independent in case times get tough. hmm, do i sound bitter? well, i'm not. i'm still in my 20's, never married, but i've seen some messed up sh-t going on all around me in this overly liberalized, religion-less country and i've come to the above conclusion. if you don't like it or refuse to accept it, then consider yourself clueless.