Apr 1 2009J-Lo & Marc Anthony skip adoption, go straight for baby snatching

Nice pajamas J-Lo.

she looks like she's gonna cut a bitch

I find it odd that these two South American Jungle Apes have to resort to adopting, since it's a well known fact that apes of the Latino variety can spontaneously reproduce just by coming into close vacinity of an ape of the opposite sex.

They look tired...up for that 3 am feeding I guess.

So that's not their baby? What are you trying to say??

Wow , those "news" are even less interesting than the other ones. Nothing less boring happening out there?

I thought she had twins? lol This baby doesnt look to happy.
JLO looks good tho!

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

wow take a look at the size of the babys honker! poor kid.

#9 - I don't know where you're from, but it's January 91st buddy.

Maybe the proud father is all the way left!?

Picante Quadrant! LMAO!!!

What's that Mexican dude all the way in the back doing!??

J-Lo looks awful.

Good to see Jane Goodall back on the board!

Why's Jimmy Kimmel trying to snatch the baby in the 1st pic? Hungry?

And no, #7, J-Lo looks like a bloated evil bitch.

He wants to make something clear but the giant J-Lo is standing in front of him!

Babies look all cute! Ever wondered why!? Ask nature!

Good ol' trick from nature!

Second good ol' trick are baby noises! Even sometimes adults still use them!

February 60th is my favorite day of the year....we get ice cream!

Is it today somebody's special day!??

She doesn't look so happy. What's the story on this? Oh yeah, who cares!!!

GuyHolly it's Blue Eyes, I'm not pretending.......I really don't know what Ninj means. Don't know all the computer lingo(If that's what it is). It's cool if you don't want to tell me, not that big a deal(not hurting me any), but thought it couldn't hurt to ask.

Are they bargaining about the price!? J-Lo is carefully listening with one ear!

He looks a dedicated father to me!

I feel the same way as that kid whenever I look at that dude's mug.

A selfish bitch like J-Lo will make a GREAT mother.

I would protect my babies like a giant lion! And anybody who dare to harm them pays the highest price!

Hey Rhialto! Why do you end every sentence with an exclamation point!!!? Caffiene overload!!??

#27 - Well "GROAARH!", my highest price is $17. Take it or leave it. Can I kick one now?

Blue Eyes-- read the archives back in summer and fall 2006. Ninj went by CockNinja or Hopless Screenwriter.

"alien from the Picante Quadrant sent to Earth to learn the secrets of our professional hair-care products"

That is just brilliant. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.

me Vs J Lo

Round 1. I Cant Sing
Round 2: I Cant Dance
Round 3: I Cant Act
Round 4: I'm Not As Thin
Round 5: I'm Not As Beautiful
Round 6: I'm Not As Stylish
Round 7: I'm Not As Rich
Round 8: I DONT HAVE TO WAKE UP NEXT TO MARC ANTHONY IN THE MORNING

I WIN!

#3, you must sit in your parents basement all day waiting to blog in rasict notes, what kind of man spends his day on celeb blogs! not a real tough manly man. you say the same shit over and over, get a life you low income redneck.

#3, you must sit in your parents basement all day waiting to blog in rasict notes, what kind of man spends his day on celeb blogs! not a real tough manly man. you say the same shit over and over, get a life you low income redneck.

GuyHolly - Well, I'm not someone else if that's what you mean. I am truely new to all this and like talkin to people who like to conversate back. Well....what's ur story? If you care to introduce, if not I understand. See Ya!!!

Jane Goodall here, I find it peculiar that the female South American Wetback Ape shown in these pictures still looks similar to what she did almost 10 years ago. The latino ape variety is well known to molt sometime in their mid 30's, transforming from a medium height ape with somewhat appealing features into a mutated troll/ape of shorter, heavier stature, with facial features resembling "Tatoo" from Fantasy Island. I suspect this transformation is delayed do to plastic surgury and drugs, but I do expect it to happen within the next few years, as the process can be delayed, but not avoided.

Id like to see J-lo in a Prince inspired (asscheeked) pants before she gets sour...

#3-they are from puerto rico, not south america dumbass. go learn some geography before you type up more ignorant comments.

#3-they are from puerto rico, not south america dumbass. go learn some geography before you type up more ignorant comments.

#38 I'm sure you're aware that even though many of the South American Wetback Apes have migrated into Central America and some islands in the Carribean Sea, they are still same species.

I was going to publish this in my reports, but I was hacked into tiny pieces by a machete' weilding South African Street Ape.

number 39 your a loser freak, take your demoized views and fucked up imbread mind somewhere else.

Her outfit is so ugly. She's so tacky!

Jane Goodall - your comments are racist and disgusting, i think it's time to make your way in for a mental checkup you jagoff.

I understand that people have paid these people to hear them sing?

Is today self absorbed fat ass cunt day? First we have Kim K, now J-Lo? That's a lot of no talent ass for one day's posting.

It's ok to be racist against MEXICANS. I mean come on, the guys are short smelly midgets and the girls are ghetto hos with 15 kids. They are truly low class and deserve all the racism they get. GTFO OF MY COUNTRY YOU DOGS!!!!! IM TIRED OF THEM AND THEIR SHITTY LANGUAGE.

The replacement version of the American citizenry is a short brown and dumbed down variety of peasent with a healthy disrespect for law and order. And they are making splendid progress at displacing the builders of the nation, the snow ape. I would imagine sacrifices to the Sun God and arcane rituals of such atavistic nature will inevitably ensue soon thereafter.
But this is all according to plan so all is well at the top!!!
Let's keep bailing out more bankers and rich, ineffective megacorporations. They need our love and if not Henry Paulson will declare Martial Law (true).

Um but yeah, nice ass.

Is there anyone out there who can explain this mini-man's appeal to me? He has a girly voice, he's only about 5' tall and he's as ugly as a board fence. WTF?

she is beautiful (L)

These talentless assholes are pathetic. I'd like to see the woman with the huge butt get fucked, but the man, jesus, he is just flat-out ugly.

mark doesn't need any more babies

give one good reason: SHE NEEDS A BABYSITTER ANYWAY, folks!!

Jlo is trannyliscious.