Apr 16 2009Hugh Jackman will publicize your face off
Here's Hugh Jackman rappelling down the side of The Sun newspaper building in London while promoting the upcoming release of X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Jesus, didn't this guy just jump out of a helicopter? I mean, could you imagine if he died during one of these stunts? His poor wife Deborra and their kids:
DEBORRA: Children, I have some bad news about your father. He died this morning climbing down a building.
KIDS: Why was he climbing down a building, mother?
DEBORRA: To promote a movie about a man who has claws that come of his hands.
KIDS: .... That's fucking retarded.
DEBORRA: I said the same thing! But then he took his shirt off, things got kind of woozy and, well, long story short, who's ready for a new baby brother?
KIDS: Hurray!
Frighteningly accurate. I know.
Reader Comments
1. pointandlaugh - April 16, 2009 1:33 PM
jackman!!!!! wooooo!!!1
2. havoc - April 16, 2009 1:35 PM
I'm really surprised the studio/ insurers allow him to do this shit.
Seriously....
.
3. mike - April 16, 2009 1:46 PM
He's the toughest gay action star I've ever seen.
4. amanda - April 16, 2009 1:48 PM
he only does it for me if hes dressed like wolverine
otherwise hes eh
5. Jrz - April 16, 2009 1:51 PM
What's his name? Huge Jackass?
6. Amber - April 16, 2009 1:54 PM
Don't fall and hurt that HUGE Head of yours!
CLICK ON MY NAME, huge discount sales from: rocca wear, baby phat, ecko and more!!!!
7. adi - April 16, 2009 1:58 PM
it was for the "help for heroes" charity, several people participated not just jackman. that's why you also see a marine in that picture..
8. FRIST!!! - April 16, 2009 2:19 PM
#5 best comment of the day!! I LOLed
9. Nero - April 16, 2009 2:20 PM
When he dies the good news is;the movie becomes a blockbuster!
10. GuyHolly - April 16, 2009 2:22 PM
Jrz-- don't be dogging Wolverine, or I'll get out my sword of ACW and beat your ass down.
**rolle dice** LOOK!! a pure twenty!!
11. Iambananas - April 16, 2009 2:42 PM
That is one good looking man.
12. Anon - April 16, 2009 2:55 PM
It was for a charity for servicemen wounded in conflicts Britain are involved in around the world.
13. Jrz - April 16, 2009 3:01 PM
I just gave ACW your email address, Guy. Have fun. :)
14. GuyHolly - April 16, 2009 3:11 PM
@13 hahahahaha........................wait, are you serious? Cause that aint funny.
15. fredrik25 - April 16, 2009 3:18 PM
Fast Video Indexer
16. Jrz - April 16, 2009 3:35 PM
Oh, yeah, I'm serious. Her kid just got diagnosed with ADD....she'll tell you all about it and all of the 85 brazillion doctors appts she needs to take time off of work for.
17. green_eyes - April 16, 2009 3:49 PM
considering his wife is 54, i don't think we need to worry about any mini-hughs. even the kids they already have are adopted. kinda said, cuz he's hot =( no cubs for wolverine
18. Gabyy - April 16, 2009 4:05 PM
i dont understand how he had sex with his wife after he died climbing down the building..?
19. Lanzie - April 16, 2009 4:16 PM
i think he had sex with his wife before climbing down a building...regardless, he is one of THE SEXIEST middle aged men alive. George clooney aint got nothin on Hugh jackman
20. Lanzie - April 16, 2009 4:16 PM
i think he had sex with his wife before climbing down a building...regardless, he is one of THE SEXIEST middle aged men alive. George clooney aint got nothin on Hugh jackman
21. Derek - April 16, 2009 4:20 PM
While he is rappelling down the face of the building, he has a second rope attached to him that someone else is holding.
So, it's not really that risky.
22. Rome - April 16, 2009 5:20 PM
So. Fucking. Hot.
I have no words. Except, please, Fish, keep reporting on whatever ridiculous thing this stud does next. Or just post the pictures. That should be fine.
23. Amy - April 16, 2009 6:15 PM
nom nom nom nom....
24. me - April 16, 2009 6:32 PM
Anyone posting after me likes to go Down Under Hugh Jackoff's pants and suck the Kiwi fruits of his loins
25. Anon - April 16, 2009 6:51 PM
No I don't!
You can't prove it!
26. Pavlovian Hippie - April 16, 2009 9:05 PM
Love his Chuck shoes.
27. SoTe - April 16, 2009 10:40 PM
He's da man!! So hot and he can do ANYTHING!
Look at that butt... look at him! u guys would have to be born again in order to look half as good, an not even! He is freaking perfect and so fucking charming. We love you hugh! U sexy piece of meat!
28. SoTe - April 16, 2009 10:42 PM
and 24... I soooo would.. yes sir!
29. ding dong - April 16, 2009 11:34 PM
nice butt...really nice butt
30. Zander - April 16, 2009 11:47 PM
Well he's gay and their kids are adopted, so I doubt that was *actually* the conversation that happened...
31. gerard Vandenberg - April 17, 2009 12:13 AM
He really "FEELS" himself: SPECIAL?
(in america they call this: MIRACLE!!)
THEY AREN'T REALLY USED TO PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS OVER THERE, folks!!
32. dew - April 17, 2009 1:18 AM
#5 & 27 - THIS!!
Too bad he's wearing clothes that cover too much of his body.
Hugh Jackman is the SEXIEST male celeb on earth! And much sexier than any of the puny former contenders by far! And it's not just his excellent beefcake body, but his demeanor and natural ruggedness, swooning, mmmmm!
33. KB - April 17, 2009 4:33 AM
I did the abseil yesterday too - it was hilarious seeing all the girls around squeaking (me too, but silently) as the Hot Jackman walked past. Woof!
34. Phil - April 17, 2009 4:34 AM
Top Man doing his bit for British servicemen, so if you're trying to take the piss, off you fuck.
35. Narcissist - April 17, 2009 6:43 AM
He's promoting this too much. That usually means it's awful. Trying to blind you with hype.
Good if it's for charity though.
36. BonnieBell - April 17, 2009 2:54 PM
First: Thanks for the laugh....and post every picture you can get of this stud.
Second: I have to agree with #32. This man is so hot....but why does he have so many clothes on???????
37. Em - April 17, 2009 4:51 PM
Damn....that is a sexy man
38. Hufflepuffle - April 19, 2009 10:52 AM
They have adopted children and they can't concieve. :s