Apr 28 2009Heidi & Spencer honeymoon in Mexico. Yes, that Mexico.
Because Jesus prohibits the learning of natural selection, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are honeymooning in Mexico this week. Turns out there's some sort of influenza going on down there. Maybe you guys have heard of it - everywhere. Anyway, they had some free time to call in to Ryan Seacrest this morning which is exactly what I'd be doing with my fake-breasted bride on my honeymoon. If a stingray ate my penis. People reports:
On a "pre-honeymoon" in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, the pair are "wearing face masks everywhere we go. We're in isolation, we're in full hiding," Pratt told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning.
The couple, who held a wedding Saturday in California, went to Mexico for Montag to shoot a music video.
With the outbreak of the flu, which has so far killed 149 people in Mexico, the couple is being extra cautious. "Every second we're washing our hands," Montag told Seacrest.
"Since it's a recession," said Pratt, "we just might go to Santa Monica Beach."
Dear Mexico,
Mucho dinero. Muerte para los diablos blancos.
The Superficial
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. mikeock - April 28, 2009 2:29 PM
I'm sorry, but who, exactly, are these two goons?
Oh ... FIRST, losers.
2. Geoff - April 28, 2009 2:34 PM
He's such an idiot, his tie still has the store tag attached (last pic). I really hope they get influenza and never come back.
3. Mike Hawk - April 28, 2009 2:36 PM
Just like him to bring a pig to a swine flu party...douche
4. GuyHolly - April 28, 2009 2:39 PM
Ummmm........just exactly are these huge breast?
5. I CALL LINDA A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - April 28, 2009 2:42 PM
Oh yeah these two will last forever. How long until Spencer realizes he's young and needs to try out some more Vag before doing some dumb shit like this.
6. Zanna - April 28, 2009 2:44 PM
Great. Now Horseface Heidi is in Mexico creating another hybrid strain of flu. It will be Equine & Swine. Swiquine.
7. Lettusaurus - April 28, 2009 2:56 PM
I don't care what you all say. I would wreck that chick. Her body is smoking.
8. daguz - April 28, 2009 2:56 PM
fuck you for constantly reporting on them. fuck you. fuck you.
9. wishing real hard - April 28, 2009 2:56 PM
With any luck they wont be allowed back...
10. sirrix - April 28, 2009 2:57 PM
Thrice in one week. Fish, you're a douche.
11. whoa - April 28, 2009 2:59 PM
Hahaha...does the stupidity ever end with these two?
12. KG - April 28, 2009 2:59 PM
I hate both of them, but that dress is very hot.
13. lizzy - April 28, 2009 3:02 PM
UGHHH it drives me INSANE that they give each other such LAME kisses!!!! if they're so in love and all that bullshit, can they at least kiss each other like they are? they kiss like fucking 5th graders playing spin the bottle, it's PATHETIC!
it just proves (to me at least) that they are full of fucking SHIT and probably aren't even married, dating, together, whatever, and never have been. they are just two morons who like to get paid lots of money to put on a show for the tabloids.
hate hate hate hate.
14. sam - April 28, 2009 3:08 PM
#14 -- hate hate hate hate.
Well said, Lizzy.
15. Barrack Obama - April 28, 2009 3:09 PM
I will do everything I can to go up against those who still deny the holocaust, such as these creeps: http://holocaustdenialvideos.com/
16. rupert0 - April 28, 2009 3:14 PM
god the fucking damm u are stupid .. Mexico City has and outbreak .,.. CABO SAN LUCAS in BAJA HAS 0 reports of swine flu cases..
17. b - April 28, 2009 3:17 PM
She is sooooooooooooo HOT!!!
18. tigerbaby - April 28, 2009 3:18 PM
She's like, 25 years old and already has gnarled old lady hands.
Sad.
19. ok - April 28, 2009 3:22 PM
could these two being and dumber? a recession huh? since when did the recession have any effect on no-talent reality stars? mtv is still paying them, what a moron.
20. sarah - April 28, 2009 3:23 PM
He's already not wearing his wedding ring!?
21. ok - April 28, 2009 3:24 PM
typo - could these two be any dumber?
22. ok - April 28, 2009 3:24 PM
typo - could these two be any dumber?
23. Speidie Die - April 28, 2009 3:25 PM
Wait, isn't this their 3rd "marriage" to each other? Certainly their 3rd "honeymoon". Oh, yeah, and what about their April Fool's day prank- the immaculate conception "pregnancy"?
I hope that the old story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" comes true, and we don't ever hear about them again- even if they sprout wings and fly to Mars.
These two publicity sluts probably went to Mexico on purpose, believing it would get them more air time and photo ops. They would go to the opening of a can of Spam, if it got them in the tabloids.
I hope these wretched creatures go into "isolation" forever. Preferably with each other. Then the rest of us don't need to be troubled by them. God knows they deserve each other...
24. RichPort's Ghost - April 28, 2009 3:29 PM
They're lives are so scripted, I wouldn't doubt it if they're "honeymooning" at an MTV set somewhere.
25. Janey - April 28, 2009 3:30 PM
I will bet my left tit that Spencer is a homicidal maniac, who, as a young boy, would murder innocent woodland creatures and keep their hides in a shoebox under his bed. Every once in a while, he'd take them out and masturbate with them, calling them Mommy.
Now, if he murders his twatwaffle of a wife, then, well, there just might be a god.
26. Randal - April 28, 2009 3:37 PM
Thanks to The FISH for responding to my request to continue posting about Heidi & Spencer, the two of you are my favorite!
May you continue to enjoy the company of each other during your special moment in Mexico. Be safe and stay away from the locals.
Randal
27. gosyco - April 28, 2009 3:42 PM
Does a black dress trump an empty cranium?
28. @26 - April 28, 2009 3:42 PM
Dear Randal,
Please join these two in Mexico.
Love,
Everyone on the Superficial
29. Shockalator - April 28, 2009 3:47 PM
In that last pic, you just know he is asking, "I have to put my tallywacker in where? Ewwwww...gross!!!"
P.S. I hope they're both french kissing every fukking pig they see.
30. JPRichardson - April 28, 2009 3:47 PM
She's an idiot but has a SMOKING HOT body.
31. MightyD - April 28, 2009 3:48 PM
#8 #10 #13 i5
DIE!!!DIE!! U STUPID USELESS DICKLESS TWATLESS BRAINLESS BLOND MOTHER FUCKING RETARDED DOUCHES!! DIE!!DIE!!YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING STOMACH TURNING UGLY BUTT FUCKING IDIOT WASTE OF HUMAN FUCK'N SKIN SCIENTO FUCK'N MORONIC DESIGN LOVING PIECE OF SHYTE!!!!!!!!!
...and FUCK YOU PHISH!
32. Edna Bambrick - April 28, 2009 3:49 PM
#8 has been reported.
33. Edna Bambrick - April 28, 2009 3:52 PM
#31 has also been reported.
34. MightyD - April 28, 2009 3:57 PM
Kiss the inbred incest blond twin couple Edna...and my left nut. Regards.
35. Chatham - April 28, 2009 3:59 PM
Why did she bring her Trapper Keeper on her honeymoon?
36. Beans Baxter - April 28, 2009 4:00 PM
Someone rub a pig on them
37. swine flu - April 28, 2009 4:00 PM
They need to be detained in Mexico and never let back in the country. Nay, the public. Don't want the swine flu being spread to more people, right? And whatever happened to the Heidi/Spencer ban? Please reinstate it.
38. Maria Gomez - April 28, 2009 4:20 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
Gratis. Con mucho gusto.
Atte,
México
39. -- - April 28, 2009 4:23 PM
Gorgeous dress!
40. sarah - April 28, 2009 4:33 PM
Bet he's going to return his shirt and tie after the evening's over.
41. Photoshop Police - April 28, 2009 4:35 PM
Fish... as a representative of all who hold your refusal to stop posting the douchebaggery of the speidi with contempt....
WE QUIT YOU!
SERIOUSLY!
WE MEAN IT!
WE'RE LEAVING.
NOT COMING BACK.
FOREVER!!!!
(see you tomorrow)
42. Speidie Die - April 28, 2009 4:35 PM
#'s 24, 25, 35 &36-
Bwaahahahahaha!
Hilarious!
43. Rebecca - April 28, 2009 4:47 PM
Oh god, I'm dreading her getting pregnant.
44. Speidi's future fetus - April 28, 2009 4:58 PM
#43 That's OK, I'm planning to escape by week 12.
45. Speidie Die - April 28, 2009 4:58 PM
Oh, and Spence-her's tie with the tags still on it? That's so he can return it tomorrow, and get his money back. That's how Spence-her is planning to get richer. Soiling things that you and I may be next in line to purchase.
Grotesque gargoyle goblin fucker that he is...
46. Joe Blow - April 28, 2009 5:06 PM
Last photo:
"What do you men you're out of penis with zesty man-sauce? You call yourself room service????"
47. Fuck U - April 28, 2009 5:10 PM
Dear Randal,
Please die very soon.
Dear Edna,
Please shut the fuck up.
Dear Fish,
Please accept my heartfelt...Fuck You.
Dear All Others,
Please pray that those two assholes die in Mexico...I know I am.
Sincerly,
Fuck U
48. dk - April 28, 2009 5:16 PM
This is FUCKING BS posting this shit man!
49. Galtacticus - April 28, 2009 5:22 PM
I hope they have a great time.As long you don't meet Mexicans it's save to visit the country.
50. asdf - April 28, 2009 5:25 PM
@7
Yes.
51. p0nk - April 28, 2009 5:33 PM
yo spence, the tie goes UNDER the collar, son.
@26 Randal, that was beautiful.
52. Dan - April 28, 2009 5:38 PM
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
Here we go Swine Flu, here we go, clap, clap, clap
53. Artifactpoint - April 28, 2009 6:58 PM
LOL........"Death for the white devils".... I just had to comment it made me spew Pasta Fagioli out of my nose....
54. Kelley - April 28, 2009 7:01 PM
So she really actually married the guy who said "her nose is too big and her titties are too small." Before the boob job of course.
55. Artifactpoint - April 28, 2009 7:04 PM
Spencer: "Oh yeah.... This is what I thought sex was all about.... I knew it would be great..."
Heidi: "I think we are supposed to take our clothes off"
Spencer: "Oh.... You mean we do not rub our private areas around on each other like this?"
Heidi: "Look puppies!!!"
Spencer: "Wow!!! Cool!!! Camels!!"
56. John - April 28, 2009 7:31 PM
At least now we know why this hoe always has her mouth opened on every fucking pictures. What a butterface with manly traits....
By Hollywood standards, she's butt ugly.
57. jeff - April 28, 2009 7:46 PM
In my head I'm hearing a pompous british accented voice announcing as couples enter some high-falutin' affair:
ANNOUNCING MISTER AND MISSUS DOUCHEBAGGERY von ASSHAT.
58. Meh - April 28, 2009 8:11 PM
Their fake 'spontaneous' poses make me want to start hurting innocent bystanders.
59. Mano - April 28, 2009 8:14 PM
Her body is seriously unbelievably smoking hot.
60. justifiable - April 28, 2009 10:30 PM
Honeymooning in Mexico? Was every raft adrift in the middle of the Pacific fully booked?
61. Venom - April 28, 2009 10:50 PM
God damn that is a bad bitch.
She makes my d!ck so f*cking hard.
Does she not realize she is hot?
What the hell is she doing with this jack off???
62. val - April 29, 2009 12:33 AM
why isnt he wearing his wedding band?
63. lola - April 29, 2009 12:37 AM
Heidi has an amazing figure! She must have worked hard for it
64. gerard vandenberg - April 29, 2009 12:50 AM
you know why?
BECAUSE OF THE MISERY THERE THE HONEYMOONS ARE FOR FREE NOW, folks!!
65. justifiable - April 29, 2009 1:21 AM
I bet Mexico washed its hands as soon as it met these two.
66. Narcissist - April 29, 2009 4:52 AM
Maybe Mexico will sell them to Saudi pervs.
67. Bosco - April 29, 2009 5:44 AM
Pig flu work your magic....pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
68. Stevo - April 29, 2009 6:28 AM
Retards, they should never ever reproduce.
They are a couple of PIGS.
69. justifiable - April 29, 2009 6:40 AM
#66 Saudi pervs would sooner have a boatlload of flu-incubating bacon than actually touch these two.
70. andy7171 - April 29, 2009 8:19 AM
JEOMK to picture #3!
I would plow that from behind in August!
71. andy7171 - April 29, 2009 8:19 AM
JEOMK to picture #3!
I would plow that from behind into August!
72. Must return the tie after pic shoot (along with penis) - April 29, 2009 8:24 AM
It is well known that the service of a hitman in Mexico can be acquired for a measly $5,000 - $15,000 USD. (depending on weapon of choice, location, security, etc)
Fortunately this will not be necessary, as our dear couple has served many of our dreams on a silver platter.
Considering the current swine flu epidemic in Mexico, I propose we all pitch in, and send over a few Pesos to employees of their hotel their staying in to SNEEZE on them. (and by "them" I mean "Spencer".)
Because surely we all want a stranded Heidi in Mexico with luggage full of honeymoon clothing, and no clue of what to do...
And that is my plan for initiating Heidi Montag into the profession she was brought into the world for: PORN.
73. lils - April 29, 2009 11:14 AM
I actually feel sorry for Mexico...
74. TK - April 29, 2009 12:02 PM
why doesnt he have a wedding ring?
75. vg - April 29, 2009 3:07 PM
no wonder swine flu started in mexico
76. nicky - April 29, 2009 10:57 PM
omg. dont let them come back.. becuse they are so insanely dumb they are gonna cause more people to fall ill.
77. RelliK - April 29, 2009 11:50 PM
lmfao - sir writer, you are my hero.
78. Chris - April 30, 2009 1:38 PM
Tie your shoes, douche bag...
79. Alexis - May 1, 2009 12:59 PM
hahahahah # 52. thats great.
80. Carlos - May 4, 2009 4:26 AM
Dont worry people, here in mexico feel the same about them, we got youre backs covered, no pesos required, this one is free.
81. karl - May 11, 2009 4:16 PM
los gringos que no tienen mucho dinero son los que toman vacaciones aqui: los cabos, cancún, acapulco etc... los que tienen un poco más de lana se van al mediterraneo...
82. GreenGirl - May 16, 2009 4:01 AM
Wow I never post but I wanted to say that I saw this picture and realized that my boyfriend gets the same look on his face. The exact same look. And then I thought, Wow, what a douchebag. He's a douchebag too. So thank you for that, Spencer Twit. Thank you for all the American girls that need a douchebag sounding board.
83. GreenGirl - May 16, 2009 4:01 AM
Wow I never post but I wanted to say that I saw this picture and realized that my boyfriend gets the same look on his face. The exact same look. And then I thought, Wow, what a douchebag. He's a douchebag too. So thank you for that, Spencer Twit. Thank you for all the American girls that need a douchebag sounding board.
84. GreenGirl - May 16, 2009 4:02 AM
Wow I never post but I wanted to say that I saw this picture and realized that my boyfriend gets the same look on his face. The exact same look. And then I thought, Wow, what a douchebag. He's a douchebag too. So thank you for that, Spencer Twit. Thank you for all the American girls that need a douchebag sounding board.