Apr 10 2009Heidi Montag still raping/murdering music
Here's Heidi Montag filming her new video last night for "Your Love Found Me." And by filming I mean she stood outside a restaurant while Spencer held a video camera, so you know it's gonna be awesome. That said, I came up with my own video concept that I think will really "raise the roof":
Zoom in on Heidi seductively taking a bath. CD player perched just above the water. In comes Spencer who decides to join his true love. As he enters the tub he accidentally knocks in the stereo frying them both instantly. No special effects, 100% reality. Pretty much only one take.
BOOM! Instant classic. If I had children, I'd gather them all on my lap and watch this video every morning on Christmas, that's how classic it would be. So, should I start the water?
Reader Comments
1. Spencer - April 10, 2009 3:03 PM
Suck my flaming gay cock you fuckin anonymous losers.
2. I call 'em as I see 'em - April 10, 2009 3:04 PM
Everytime I see her I want to slap her.
3. Guest - April 10, 2009 3:05 PM
Somebody seriously needs to kill her.
4. Mack - April 10, 2009 3:05 PM
The white boys won't admit it but she'll need a black man to fill that mouth.
5. bucky - April 10, 2009 3:06 PM
MUST. EAT. COCK.
6. devilsrain - April 10, 2009 3:14 PM
I listened to 10 seconds of that shit song. Its like shes singing along with No Doubt playing in the background. Honestly why even bother,
Oh yea, somebody shove a dick in that girls gaping mouth
7. Venom - April 10, 2009 3:15 PM
I think we can all agree what needs to go into that mouth to shut her up.
Mack, I suspect she already has that covered on the down low.
8. Michael - April 10, 2009 3:22 PM
Ha! Look at the expression on the face of the guy in the last shot. Classic!
9. Matthew - April 10, 2009 3:23 PM
damn it fish! stop breaking your promise about posting mr.and miss douche on this site!
10. Mack Sux - April 10, 2009 3:23 PM
Hey Mack - you sound like somebody's bitter house-nigger.
11. BGC - April 10, 2009 3:29 PM
I hate this girl. What a looser and we still read about her and write about her which makes me even more pissed. If you want to share who you hate and why you hate them, please visit my blog http://sharehate.blogspot.com
12. RichPort's Ghost - April 10, 2009 3:40 PM
She is a plastic surgeon's dream, you know, what with having a guaranteed repeat customer...
13. BGC - April 10, 2009 3:41 PM
I hate this girl. What a looser and we still read about her and write about her which makes me even more pissed. If you want to share who you hate and why you hate them, please visit my blog http://sharehate.blogspot.com
14. Mack - April 10, 2009 3:42 PM
#10 - nah, I'm a guy with a shot at Kim Kardashian, unlike you white boys.
15. KTV - April 10, 2009 3:42 PM
I think she kidnapped some members of the Lollipop Guild, Smurfette, and the A-Teens to create her musical train wreck.
16. p0nk - April 10, 2009 3:55 PM
that first pic is pretty much what i looked like leaving Filomena's in Georgetown after way too much Ouzo tuesday night.
17. Sam - April 10, 2009 3:57 PM
i cannot staaaaaaaand that flesh colored beard boyfriend of hers! he creeps me out. Her music blows but whatever. no one buys it anyways i am sure
18. Sam - April 10, 2009 3:57 PM
i cannot staaaaaaaand that flesh colored beard boyfriend of hers! he creeps me out. Her music blows but whatever. no one buys it anyways i am sure
19. austinjames - April 10, 2009 3:58 PM
huh ...the is 3:57 long ...357 magnum ...magnum condoms........ooohh now i get it she she should fucking kill herself
20. austinjames - April 10, 2009 3:58 PM
huh ...the is 3:57 long ...357 magnum ...magnum condoms........ooohh now i get it she she should fucking kill herself
21. Famous Plastic - April 10, 2009 4:10 PM
Where's a driveby when you need one?!
22. lame - April 10, 2009 4:12 PM
Bitch needs a haircut! Look at those split ends...
23. DrPhil - April 10, 2009 4:12 PM
Heidi's singing is actually a cry for help. She desperately wants someone to fill her mouth with dick big enough to choke on.
24. Steph - April 10, 2009 4:13 PM
wow. could they be even more in love with the spot light? holy crap all these "stars" hate people always taking their picture and these two actually pose! and set up their own lives so they can be in the spotlight. how pathetic im so tired of hearing about them. i dont see what on earth they have contributed to entertainment that would allow them to stay in the spotlight so long i hope when the flame goes out on the hills it takes their careers with it!
25. Vintage ROUGH - April 10, 2009 4:17 PM
Her music sound like cats in heat at 3 am in the morning behind your house... Those gyration for the Paps are very enticing to my member,even though her lips sometimes looks like they been in a few round with Chris Brown...
26. Jimbo - April 10, 2009 4:20 PM
The look on the brothers face says it all...
27. spinal - April 10, 2009 4:21 PM
her face is an endless vista of vapid idiocy with a giant jizz target in the middle. men love this, right?
but sadly i'm a lady and i just feel confused and a little hopeless when i look at her giant face on her giant bobble head.
28. Virgin Mary - April 10, 2009 4:21 PM
Jesus heard that shit and asked for two more nails for his ears.
29. spinal - April 10, 2009 4:22 PM
her face is an endless vista of vapid idiocy with a giant jizz target in the middle. men love this, right?
but sadly i'm a lady and i just feel confused and a little hopeless when i look at her giant face on her giant bobble head.
30. Vintage ROUGH - April 10, 2009 4:25 PM
Hilarious 28
31. Kelley - April 10, 2009 4:33 PM
Yes, Fish, start the water, and if it doesn't work, take them out back and shoot them. Next ....
32. J - April 10, 2009 4:35 PM
It is the first sign of the Apocolypse!!!! Run to the HILLS!!!!!
33. Korn - April 10, 2009 4:42 PM
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNK!
34. dianne - April 10, 2009 4:47 PM
Why is her mouth always open so wide. What is her problem?
35. . - April 10, 2009 5:04 PM
Fact: They turn any unfortunate soul who happens to see them into a zombie. Just check out the dude in picture 12.
36. Carmelita Spats - April 10, 2009 5:12 PM
Congratulations to Heidi on her successful singing career, she's one of the finest voices on the planet right now as well as a fresh and imaginative young actress. Combine that multi-faceted talent with her stunning good looks, and you have show business dynamite! Heidi had better find a good contractor, because she's going to have to add a new wing to her house just to hold the Grammys and Oscars she'll be raking in soon. You go girl!
37. JENNA - April 10, 2009 5:29 PM
(who is not an anonymous user)
Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can't be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She's like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer's the creepy gold digger bf who's in denial of being gay!
38. JENNA - April 10, 2009 5:31 PM
(who is not an anonymous user)
Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can't be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She's like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer's the creepy gold digger bf who's in denial of being gay!
39. JENNA - April 10, 2009 5:31 PM
(who is not an anonymous user)
Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can't be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She's like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer's the creepy gold digger bf who's in denial of being gay!
40. JENNA - April 10, 2009 5:31 PM
(who is not an anonymous user)
Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can't be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She's like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer's the creepy gold digger bf who's in denial of being gay!
41. JENNA - April 10, 2009 5:31 PM
(who is not an anonymous user)
Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can't be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She's like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer's the creepy gold digger bf who's in denial of being gay!
42. JENNA - April 10, 2009 5:31 PM
(who is not an anonymous user)
Yeah they should just fall to the face of this earth and DIE! I thought her face was seriously photoshopped here. It can't be really THAT elongated/horsefaced?? She's like a horsefaced wannabe barbie slut and Spencer's the creepy gold digger bf who's in denial of being gay!
43. timmy the dying boy - April 10, 2009 5:49 PM
OK, OK, Jenna, we get the point.
Anyway, that first picture has got to be the funniest damn thing I've ever seen, with the horrified guy in #12 a close second.
44. blah - April 10, 2009 6:23 PM
why is that horse in a dress?!
45. so-calist pigs - April 10, 2009 6:53 PM
Why isn't anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weekness...perhaps ?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY
How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the "pirate" situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn't we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI
This is a sign of what's ahead for all of us....weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK ...and trust me...most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don't even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don't let it slip away.
46. Galtacticus - April 10, 2009 6:53 PM
Who's that shouter in the background of the song? Otherwise it wouldn't be that bad.
47. kelly - April 10, 2009 7:25 PM
seriously, what the fuck is the deal with her mouth? isn't she aware how ridiculous she looks? jesus christ
48. Nero - April 10, 2009 7:25 PM
According to pic 8 she has a wet and sticky mouth!
49. The Real anthonyOA - April 10, 2009 7:31 PM
anonymous losers Spencer, yet here you are. maybe you're an anonymous loser too? haha
btw. someone photoshop a cock into the first pic. you don't exactly have to be a professional "pin the tail on the donkey" player to know it's appropriate placing.
50. wet newspaper - April 10, 2009 7:40 PM
That sawng makes me want to spew fairy floss.
51. wet newspaper - April 10, 2009 7:41 PM
That sawng makes me want to spew fairy floss.
52. Jillian - April 10, 2009 8:16 PM
hahaha
she looks like dory from finding nemo when she tries talking to the whale lol
53. zooey - April 10, 2009 8:23 PM
P
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K
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54. NatTurner - April 10, 2009 9:27 PM
Mack, they know you are right. They are still obsessed with the cave hos that have Holocost figures...i.e Amy Winehouse, Anne Hathaway, Paris Kilton, Lindsey Lohan, Kate Bosworth, etc. And I bet they want some black cock too!
55. ctti - April 10, 2009 9:40 PM
I regret clicking "play". Seriously - can that even be considered music? I don't understand how talentless, unattractive shits like her can find any work outside of crap like The Hills.
56. YOU - April 11, 2009 12:30 AM
This girl is seriously so deluded, does she realize the shit her and spencer do is just embarrassing. To have your boyfriend hold a moving camera to film scenes for your video clip is just distasteful, didn't they realize how embarrassing it was like the first one, Higher was it ? Whatever they need to stop and just let MTV pay them to disappear quietly.
57. gerard Vandenberg - April 11, 2009 1:45 AM
the "SUCKING PENIS"-practise is HOT in hollywood these days!!
(MEN & WOMAN though)
58. samsonite - April 11, 2009 2:19 AM
FISH! You promised no more Heidi unless it was a bikini shot!!!!
Last think we need to do is give her any attention.
59. Person - April 11, 2009 7:14 AM
The guy in the suit looks like he just had an aneurysm... or a stroke... or is seriously wishing for one...
60. ishi-san - April 11, 2009 8:32 AM
*haha* the face of the bodyguard guy in the last pic!!!!
61. whiskeydrink - April 11, 2009 9:15 AM
the black guy's face in the last picture says it all.
62. Skiddles - April 11, 2009 10:12 AM
The dollar store has dolls with better fake hair than this!
63. The Bisexual - April 11, 2009 10:23 AM
Just because you like to sing doesn't mean that you should.....Heidi....
64. hunnybe - April 11, 2009 12:26 PM
Seriously, why is anyone letting her near any type of recording device!
65. Erica. - April 11, 2009 12:39 PM
I listened to 10 seconds of that song. FUCK that.
66. marme - April 11, 2009 12:56 PM
#28 hahaha & yeah #61 I saw that sh*t too lol
67. b - April 11, 2009 2:24 PM
No matter how stupid she is, at least she has the self respect not to sleep with a baboon. I would do bad things to her.
68. sophie - April 11, 2009 3:46 PM
DIE Hedi.....seriously DIE now.
69. Allen's Woody - April 11, 2009 5:23 PM
Why can't these two assbags breakdown on some desolate stretch of highway somewhere and cross paths with a serial killer or some inbred group of mountain men who grind their victims up and shove them into sausage casings, huh?
70. PostmortemG - April 11, 2009 5:38 PM
Wow, that Black guy doesn't look very happy.
I listened to about 1 minute of that song, which was 1 minute too much. The world of Pop is filled with talentless, so-called 'singers', and Heidi could definitely fit in there somewhere - but *NOT* with her current songwriter(s). Yuck!!!
Too bad she's married and pregnant; the 'mindless' part i don't mind. =P
71. Lionel Mandrake - April 11, 2009 5:46 PM
Fish asks: "So, should I start the water?"
Start the water.
72. Blondie - April 12, 2009 9:31 AM
Epic Fail. I want to put a hot poker through my ears.
73. Katherine - April 12, 2009 11:50 AM
There is no way this girl is serious with that song. It sounds like one of the rejected tracks from the Alvin and the Chipmunks soundtrack. Good lode!
74. mafme - April 12, 2009 3:38 PM
She's a virgin.
75. mafme - April 12, 2009 3:39 PM
@61 -- Hahaha.
"How the fuck did I end up here, guarding this stupid, blonde skank?"
76. Ein - April 12, 2009 3:51 PM
I feel ashamed to even think that such creature is walking in the same earth and breathing the same air.
77. LITTLE DICK - April 12, 2009 4:31 PM
I COULD PROBABLY FIT MY COCK AND ANOTHER IN HER BIG MOUTH!!!
78. Sauron - April 12, 2009 6:58 PM
Maybe that size mouth would be just allright for me.I always stretch the muscles after the work out.
79. Gando - April 12, 2009 8:12 PM
Did she eat something very hot or is she sick or something?
80. Darth - April 12, 2009 8:53 PM
Does she need any background singer? Whoof,whoof!
81. Montoya - April 13, 2009 1:01 AM
Look up No Doubt - Bathwater. Straight ripoff.
82. Britt - April 13, 2009 1:31 AM
Heidi's a coke whore. I did coke with her one night in the VIP room at a club in Hollywood. She out-snorted me by a mile.
83. Narcissist - April 13, 2009 3:22 AM
I guess there's a limit to what studio overproduction can fix.
These are some of the worst pics I've seen of her. Take that dress off and be finished with it.
84. amoi_b - April 13, 2009 9:25 AM
And what about the song in question? A forgettable piece of mechanized fluff.
85. Riley - April 13, 2009 10:49 AM
#14...KIMS WHITE DUMBASS SHE JUST PREFERS MONKEYS
86. jeremiah johnson - April 13, 2009 11:29 AM
Hahaha @ the black guys face
87. var cross - April 13, 2009 1:45 PM
The black dude looks like he is going to take a huge dump looking at her mouth.
88. Rich Port's Ghost - April 13, 2009 4:03 PM
She's really not all that bad of a singer. I'm going to get this off napster.
89. #45 eats diapers - April 13, 2009 8:48 PM
#45, please shut up.
90. jj - April 13, 2009 9:25 PM
When is this girl going to realize that she is a horrible singer with an overly obsessive boyfriend should die now!
91. Lauren - April 14, 2009 9:46 PM
That shit's awful. What the fuck was she thinking?
92. Julez - April 16, 2009 1:23 AM
that might have made it on the radio at least once if it were the 90s again......
93. AM - April 26, 2009 4:24 PM
That bitch sucks dick
94. m~~ - May 19, 2009 1:45 PM
you mean like this advertisement for Ohkult from years ago?