Apr 26 2009Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt get married. Legitimately.
Despite a failed attempt (Read: Obvious publicity stunt.) in December, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt walked down the aisle yesterday and were married at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena. Naturally, the whole thing was taped and is currently being edited into an episode of The Hills. As Jesus would want it. People reports:
The bride wore jewels from Neil Lane, including a pear-shaped diamond floral necklace with multiple diamond chains layered over it, diamond earrings and diamond hairpins, which she picked out the day before the nuptials. Pratt borrowed a pair of diamond cufflinks from the jeweler for the big day.
Early Saturday, the couple arrived at the church in a white Rolls Royce Phantom. Before the ceremony, an airplane flew overhead and wrote "Spencer loves Heidi" in the sky. Pratt, looking dapper in a black suit, smiled and signed autographs for fans outside the church.
Meanwhile, Montag posted multiple updates on Twitter throughout the day. "This is going to be the best day of my life," she wrote at one point. "Thank you God for Spencer." She also described her wedding dress as "amazing - like a swan princess."
Whenever anyone says to you "Gay marriage erodes the holy bonds of matrimony," I want you to show them these pictures of Mr. & Mrs. Asshat's MTV-sponsored nuptials. If that doesn't change his/her mind, congratulations. You're high and talking to the cat again.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. anonymous - April 26, 2009 1:01 PM
OMFG. WHEN will these dumbasses GO AWAY??!! They make me sick.
2. first? - April 26, 2009 1:02 PM
lawl am i first?
3. reality check - April 26, 2009 1:12 PM
please dont start again with the hate mail....its getting so old. Im not their biggest fans but seriously get over it . If you have nothing nice to say then dont say anything at all . And if they bug you that much dont bother reading or commenting....doesnt make sense why ye are commenting if they bug you .....dont waste your time then !!
4. smarg - April 26, 2009 1:15 PM
I'd hit that. You know, especially in the ass. Gotta grease up the head of your dick real good, then get it to "pop" right in past the sphincter, then pump it till shit from her lower colon starts squirting out. on your stomach....YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. saphkilla - April 26, 2009 1:25 PM
her hair is almost the same color as her dress......QUIT GOING TO THE SALON!!!!!!
6. bettyheartsvag - April 26, 2009 1:40 PM
Who the fuck are they?????????????
7. why - April 26, 2009 1:41 PM
Why can't this whore ever take a photo with her mouth closed! Ugh. What a pair of douches.
8. anonymous - April 26, 2009 1:41 PM
"Reality Check" (how clever)
I don't give a rat's ass if you think it's getting old. I am entitled to my opinion and if people are going to continually post about these idiots, I'm going to continue expressing my opinion. As for "If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all" That's precious. Clearly you are on the wrong website.
Lastly, how am I supposed to "not read" about them when their photos are plastered all over the front page? If the press would stop following their every move, they'd be forced to go away. Until then, I will continue sharing my opinion. SO sorry if that bothers you. Here's a suggestion: why don't you take your own advice and skip over any posts that aren't to your liking?
9. Insertname - April 26, 2009 1:47 PM
ROFL @ anonymous, well said dude(ette).
10. Geoff - April 26, 2009 1:50 PM
#3 must be Randall in disguise.
11. superstar - April 26, 2009 1:50 PM
My god they'll do anything for attention won't they? INTERESTING celebrities keep their wedding private :P what do they do? Make it look staged and have cameras everywhere with complete strangers turning up.
12. Deuce Bigalow - April 26, 2009 1:57 PM
Who gives a fuck?
13. Sierra - April 26, 2009 2:05 PM
#3 you are on the wrong site
14. KB - April 26, 2009 2:15 PM
lol@#3 getting their ass handed to them.
15. sirrix - April 26, 2009 2:18 PM
OHHHH What do you know - Fish breaks his promise to us twice in a week! Have fun w/ those ad fees, my sell-out friend.
16. dianne - April 26, 2009 2:19 PM
Aww they're so cute. I'm happy for them...
17. blp - April 26, 2009 2:25 PM
When they do public appearances Spencer should open with "My wife has two cunts and I'm one of 'em."
18. agreed - April 26, 2009 2:32 PM
these two fucktards have no actual talent, nothing to contribute to society and are only self proclaimed famous. The only way they get further publicity and maintain their pathetic carrier is to pull stunts and hire paparazzi to take their pics in hopes of being mentioned on sites like this one.
To them it doesnt matter, good or bad publicity, as long as they are mentioned it validates them and they can continue to collect checks.
IMPORTANT NOTE - If you can actually resist the urge yourself to comment on these assclowns then maybe even people like fish will get the point that no one cares and stop posting about them.
19. Fuck U - April 26, 2009 2:46 PM
Once again Fish, I now KNOW that you are Spencers' dicklicker and assclown extraodinaire,why the fuck else would you continually post about him and the brain dead whore who never closes her fucking mouth?
@#3 Shut the fuck up whore...we come here TO rant and rave and talk shit, if you don't like it, take your fucking ass somewhere else.
#8 and 18...I agree.
I am sick to death of these assholes...I am seriously considering hiring a hitman to take them out...what a glorious day that would be!
20. SOS - April 26, 2009 3:12 PM
Why do people get married so young?
It's TOTALLY to trap one another... seriously. Otherwise, if you're meant to be together forever, what the hell is the rush?
21. Rhialto - April 26, 2009 3:21 PM
Congrats to this couple. I hope they enjoyed their great wedding.
22. AirMail56 - April 26, 2009 3:26 PM
I wish them every happiness!
23. Christina - April 26, 2009 3:37 PM
How could anyone marry a person that alienates their friends and family! what a match made in hell!
24. Sheena - April 26, 2009 3:46 PM
In the last photo Mr. Asshat is watching for the aliens to come get that gape-mouthed cunt of a wife. But here's a scoop TwatBoy: No one wants that thing but you. And MTV. And Fish, apparently...
25. superstar - April 26, 2009 4:09 PM
#19 please do :) (the last bit of your post)
26. jumpin_j - April 26, 2009 4:29 PM
Behold the first sign of the apocolypse. Either that or Darwin at his finest. I can't tell the difference anymore.
27. justifiable - April 26, 2009 4:31 PM
WTF, God took Bea Arthur and let BOTH of these twatwaffles live?
28. mike wolf - April 26, 2009 4:36 PM
Why Why Why do you continue to give these tools the publicity they feed on to stay in the public eye? They will never go away unless you stop showing their stupid asses.
29. Meh - April 26, 2009 4:40 PM
As long as they disappear from public view and never reproduce, they have my blessings.
30. justifiable - April 26, 2009 4:44 PM
The writing's on the wall, nobody wanted to pay them for an exclusive. They're overexposed and no one cares anymore. Now if they'd only honeymoon in Mexico and contract swine flu and die in screaming agony...
31. bife - April 26, 2009 4:50 PM
if hitler ever met these two, he would certainly give up the hole nazism thing
32. bife - April 26, 2009 4:58 PM
if hitler ever met these two, he would certainly give up the hole nazism thing
33. bife - April 26, 2009 5:07 PM
if hitler ever met these two, he would certainly give up the hole nazism thing
34. bife - April 26, 2009 5:12 PM
if hitler ever met these two, he would certainly give up the hole nazism thing
35. bife - April 26, 2009 5:23 PM
if hitler ever met these two, he would certainly give up the hole nazism thing
36. Darth - April 26, 2009 5:31 PM
Great mouthshots! *Cough,cough*
37. lisdfjug - April 26, 2009 5:56 PM
Ken and Barbie Horse Doll
38. Jennifer Anuston - April 26, 2009 6:06 PM
Heidi Montag becomes Mrs.Heidi Montag Douchebag
39. ThighHighs - April 26, 2009 6:08 PM
Well, it's a good thing they have each other...no one else would want them.
40. lazy troll - April 26, 2009 6:23 PM
anyone posting after this is likes Heidi's teeth
41. timmy the dying boy - April 26, 2009 6:33 PM
Somebody go wake Randal up, he has to see this. I'd even settle for Daisy.
42. Michael Jackson - April 26, 2009 6:40 PM
She had the balls to wear white? I mean, it's pretty obvious that Spencer is gay, but still...
43. reality check - April 26, 2009 7:35 PM
ja know what ......im entitled to my own opinion too . its funny out that no one even knows them but are hell bent on throwing in their two cents.grand keep posting your opinion but what are you getitng out of being so mean ??ask yourself that ....i come on to the website to see the pictures then i see these comments and i always think why afe people being so cruel . Probably escapism or something ....its cruel . thats my opinion !!!! i woudnt like it if people were being mean like that to me .... they're frickin pictures thats all .....two people in a picture not harming anyone !! it drives me nuts
44. douchhunter - April 26, 2009 7:44 PM
Aptly named.... an utter Pratt.
45. Miss California - April 26, 2009 7:44 PM
Isn't opposite marriage a wonderful thing? I just know this is a couple who are really in love and will stay married to each other for the rest of their lives.
46. justifiable - April 26, 2009 7:59 PM
#43 These are two annoying untalented fucktards who will whore themselves out anywhere anytime for anything and any and all photo ops. They do nothing, they help no one, they think they're king shits and suck up for every possible bit of attention and they deserve what they get here. It's not 'escapism' or 'cruelty', it's reality. We're allowed to hate them so why the hell are you whining? Did you bother to check out the name of this site and the name - ANTICLOWN media? These two are right in the crosshairs. There are lots of other topics here where people don't slam, there are lots of celebs that are liked because they seem to be nice people. These two aren't - you do the math.
47. SUPERFICIAL - April 26, 2009 8:25 PM
46.SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL ...... i know the name of the site its for superficial people to comment look at it that way eh ....i 100% disagree people like me can comment too im afraid....if you despise them why do you even waste your time commenting??? seriously that fuels their media frenzy.... all media is good media eh !!!!!!
48. SUPERFICIAL - April 26, 2009 8:28 PM
jesus was that you that said you want them to contract swine flu....wtf??
if its a joke and your trying to be funny ...but if your serious im frickin shocked
49. SUPERFICIAL - April 26, 2009 8:35 PM
k im on the wrong site .....im outy
50. g-money - April 26, 2009 8:58 PM
WHY do you keep paying them any attention!? They are useless, pieces-of-shit that crave media attention to become famous....they SUCK at LIFE.
51. isitin - April 26, 2009 9:07 PM
Who cares..................
52. BobbyKnobby - April 26, 2009 9:08 PM
He'll catch her banging the poolboy with her ankles behind her ears.
53. Rasputins Liver - April 26, 2009 9:20 PM
Um.....
.....who the hell are these two Ken and Barbies?
Just what exactly are they known for? I've never seen them in anything I watch.
I get the distinct impression they have no talent except in low-grade self-promotion. They can't be anything more than maybe "Y" Listers at best as celebrities.
Who are they? And why would anyone care about them?
Well, back to pickin' lint out of my navel. Now THAT...is something worthy.
54. jj - April 26, 2009 9:24 PM
I wish you the happiest first few months before heidi realizes that spencer is pathetic and completely obsessed with her and then will get a divorce. but good luck with that.
I really hate to say this but i think spencer might really hurt her someday. like not emotional hurt but physical hurt. when she realizes who he actually is and wants to leave, he will hurt her.
55. mafme - April 26, 2009 9:53 PM
They're famous for being in gossip magazines. It's incredibly circular and... well... surreal. Their "fame" should be the stuff of social satire, not reality. Baby Jesus is weeping somewhere right now.
56. lola - April 26, 2009 9:56 PM
Get married so young? I think that they are old enough. Women used to get married at 12- which IS too young. I think the problem is that nowadays women follow powerful careers and then wait until their mid-thirties to find a man and have a baby. Then the clock is ticking and the giving birth is much riskier for mother and baby. I found my man and had my girls after college and before getting a job.
I personally think these two idiots deserve each other. I have never seen them in action or heard either of them talk, but they seem like nice people. I don't know why everyone hates them so much. They are like walking egotistical cartoons and from the comments you would think they are baby rapists.
57. yo - April 26, 2009 11:43 PM
#20 i think it is better to be married young. why wait until you have already slept with tons of people and you're used up and middle aged to give yourself to someone forever? who would want it? what dude wants to marry a chick who's pussy feels like a lukewarm bucket of water and may or may not be healthy enough for having kids? ...anyway heidi and spencer are the biggest fame whores ive ever seen but i hope this is the real thing for them and not some lame publicity stunt.
58. longboorder - April 26, 2009 11:44 PM
Like a swine princess?
59. longboorder - April 26, 2009 11:45 PM
Like a swine princess?
60. some people can be too white - April 26, 2009 11:59 PM
#56 Personally I think they got married because that's the only way they can stay in the public eye. They really don't DO anything except these posing open-mouth stunts for the paps and that's past old now. They already came out for McCain, then Obama, then gay marriage, and did the fake wedding bit, so what's left? Next will come the fake pregnancy, stunt miscarriage, fake affair, her mother kicks Spencer out stunt episode, fake breakup, stunt reconciliation...well you get the idea. Yawn. Wake me up when she shaves her head like Britney. Or better yet shaves his. That I might pay to see.
61. Eddy - April 27, 2009 12:00 AM
Y'know what? I usually hate these jerks but I'm happy because they look so happy. What the heck. At least this is something real out of them.
62. gerard Vandenberg - April 27, 2009 1:10 AM
this is the: "NATIONAL DAY OF MISERY", folks?
63. Kristin - April 27, 2009 1:13 AM
strange country where two men or women cannot marry but 2 horses can
64. annna - April 27, 2009 5:04 AM
She looks incredibly plastic. I thought she used to be soo pretty (ie. the hills series 2 or whatever), but then she got a face job, extensions, etc and looks so fake now. Obviously a poster girl for saying NO to "getting stuff done" lol
65. Megan - April 27, 2009 5:05 AM
63 -
Hahaha. It's late and I'm tired and that tickled me.
66. woowoo - April 27, 2009 6:59 AM
aww the two pratts - fitting
67. Jeezy - April 27, 2009 8:22 AM
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!
Spencer is obviously gay, Heidi can't keep her damn mouth shut because she's always waiting for a cock.
68. norton - April 27, 2009 8:54 AM
Couldn't this have read "Bea Arthur makes miraculous recovery from Cancer" then
"Two douchebags - otherwise known as Spencer and Heidi, died suddenly in front of two cameramen they hired. Cause of death suspected to be severe onset of Swine Flu. Fitting, for two swine."
69. RichPort's Ghost - April 27, 2009 9:31 AM
She has doomed her offspring to a lifetime of douchebaggery.
70. Jen - April 27, 2009 9:45 AM
it wont last!
71. whack - April 27, 2009 9:57 AM
god i hate these two... they are the worst kissers ever! they are terrible actors, ugh.
72. Wonderlick - April 27, 2009 10:25 AM
The good thing about this marriage is that they are only going to screw up one family, as opposed to the two they would screw up if they married someone else.
This is the best marriage in the rodent family since Mickey and Minnie.
73. chupacabra - April 27, 2009 10:37 AM
little excessive on the jewelry, there hon. "dripping with diamonds" only works when you are really fucking worth all that, and you OWN them. The way you are wearing that borrowed shit looks cheap as hell.
Oh yea, you don't have taste, never will. You are poor white trash.
74. Nick - April 27, 2009 11:07 AM
A couple of idiots. These two should never EVER reproduce. Good thing Spencer is gay.
75. Student - April 27, 2009 2:41 PM
The reason they had to get married is so they could have sex. basically. didn't they say that was why they were doing it? Or say that they wouldn't until marriage.
Anyway, those two drive me insane and I'll happy the day they stop getting photographed.
76. Right Fury - April 27, 2009 3:43 PM
Swine flu
77. amanda - April 27, 2009 5:01 PM
*** YAWN***
I will do ANYTHING to make them go away!
Even if I have to click my heels 3 times...
78. Marie - April 27, 2009 5:07 PM
She has horrible posture!
79. Marie - April 27, 2009 5:07 PM
She has horrible posture!
80. Marie - April 27, 2009 5:07 PM
She has horrible posture!
81. yo - April 27, 2009 7:43 PM
i still feel like he's a bit gay. i agree w/ the getting married young thing- it's a better idea to date a long time then make a lifetime commitment. if you really love each other, all you will care about for the time being is being together, not being able to say "im married!"
82. Speidie Die - April 28, 2009 4:46 PM
#60 Hahahahaha- I couldn't have said it better myself- I totally agree with you- but they already did the fake pregnancy- it was on April Fool's Day. Unless........
no, it's too horrible to even imagine...
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, these two would go to the opening of a can of tuna if there was a photographer there...