The Superficial - Heidi Montag in a bikini

1. bob - April 30, 2009 12:17 PM

STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS BITCH

2. http://www.popduds.com - April 30, 2009 12:18 PM

PUKE!

3. mike - April 30, 2009 12:18 PM

I hope she got swine flu from mexico

4. NB - April 30, 2009 12:18 PM

I thought you weren't supposed to post Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt stories anymore. You're making the problem worse.

5. jumpin_j - April 30, 2009 12:18 PM

C'mon Phish, show her with her asshat husband with the flu-masks on. Like "we're safe in Mexico because we have masks and showing off in our bathing suits".It's Darwinism at it's finest. These shots are just lame.

6. Andy - April 30, 2009 12:19 PM

THIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Racer X - April 30, 2009 12:19 PM

FAIL.

8. Wally MoFongo - April 30, 2009 12:20 PM

Eventhough she annoys the hell out of me I can't wait to see her in Playboy.

9. Eva - April 30, 2009 12:21 PM

Fish... please Photoshop her mouth closed at least.

10. Seth - April 30, 2009 12:21 PM

She doesn't have a creepy flesh colored beard...so... I can't complain. She's pretty hot actually.

11. the world according to ROUGH! - April 30, 2009 12:23 PM

Everyone hates her cuase shes cam hugger, i hate her cause shes a cocktease!

12. Famous Plastic - April 30, 2009 12:23 PM

Ugh. That certainly is a crappy way to start off the day. At least she isn't fake singing, I guess...

13. Mr. Horse - April 30, 2009 12:27 PM

No sir, I don't like it.

14. JustJess - April 30, 2009 12:28 PM

No actually - she is hot - in a Cali bottle-blonde sort of way...

If she wasn't such a cam hog - she'd have no problem giving a hard-on to 92% of the this site...

But she should take a tip from the Amish: they don't like taking photographs because they believe that pictures rob the soul...

Hmmm...

15. ERIKA - April 30, 2009 12:35 PM

HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID THEY LOOK IN THOSE MASKS, GOSH!

I understand they can´t read so wouldn´t be informed of swine flue by reading newspapers
but don´t they watch a TV? talk to friends? step outside?

ridiculous

16. man key - April 30, 2009 12:36 PM

Not a bad arse, although she should ditch the arsehole.

17. Venom - April 30, 2009 12:36 PM

Her body is so f*cking amazing.
Too bad she is with that idiot.
She needs a real man to bang her senseless for days and then she will quit talking like an idiot.

18. Rick - April 30, 2009 12:37 PM

If she's in a bikini you can post the "story" - like any normal hetero guy, I'm certainly not staring at her face and detailing the flaws.

19. Fat Chicks Suck - April 30, 2009 12:37 PM

As ridiculous as this "marketing people as an annoying brand" thing has gotten there's no denying her body is smoking hot. The whole point is that people love to hate her and everybody falls for it. Whoever is behind this crap is a genius. You think she doesn't know everybody thinks she's an attention-whore idiot? Somehow it's bringing in money and the real joke is on the American public - she's laughing all the way to the bank.

All of that aside you're kidding yourself if you say you wouldn't tear that ass up. Typically I prefer girls just a touch thinner...but I think her body is pretty much perfect. She wasn't blessed with big natural tits and I normally hate implants but she looks so hot I don't even give a fuck. I'd prefer if she was natural even if she was flat but then she wouldn't be nearly as popular. They fit her image perfectly.

I doubt she'll do Playboy (or if she does it'll probably be a half-assed spread where everything is covered up) but if she does a legitimate nude Playboy shoot it will be the first Playboy I'll ever purchase. I'll bet her pussy is absolutely flawless.

20. renaye - April 30, 2009 12:37 PM

why wear mask on the beach? i wonder.

21. Sport - April 30, 2009 12:38 PM

The next CANDID photo of these asshats will be the FIRST.

22. OnlyGayEskimo - April 30, 2009 12:39 PM

Look, its the origin of the swine flu walking on the beach!
Lets stone them to death.

23. chlöe - April 30, 2009 12:40 PM

what a ridiculous whore.

24. she beautiful as Hell - April 30, 2009 12:40 PM

I would say this is by far the hottest chick ever posted on this site by far. I don't care about her personality or douche husband. She is one smokin' hot babe.
Period. Of course you ugly whores and groids and brown trash will surely beg to differ.

25. dirk - April 30, 2009 12:41 PM

Sorry, but I think her body is hot. I'd soak her in urine and spank her bare ass till it was pink.

26. trog: king of koalas - April 30, 2009 12:45 PM

Here's how this needs to go down. Heidi catches the swine flu and comes back to the states after the honeymoon. She invites over all her incredibly awesome and talented friends, Kim, Paris, Miss California, Britney and all the others who live off the stupidity of the general population. They all get together and have a naked wrestling match in a pool of crisco. Unfortunately the resulting video melts the internetz but they all catch some 'weird cold' and save the universe from their ongoing incompetence. Win!

27. Huckleberry Hashimoto - April 30, 2009 12:45 PM

Her body is NOT smoking hot. Her navel is ugly, her skin is sallow, her arms are veiny, and she has bones or something sticking out in odd places. She has stringy hair. Her boob job must have been done by Dr. Nick Riviera, the way they hang, or should I say, don't hang. She seems unable to close her mouth all the way. However, I admit she has great legs.

28. Jumper Grange - April 30, 2009 12:46 PM

Me likey... Me very much likey... Oh, and Mikey likey too, he just rose up to tell me.

29. swineflu - April 30, 2009 12:46 PM

Is this bitch ever NOT sucking it in?

30. Classy - April 30, 2009 12:52 PM

Ahhhhhh, my eyes....damn, please tan, my eyes are blinded. This chick is not cute...not in the least!

31. Janey - April 30, 2009 12:53 PM

No thanks. I've already reached my douche quota.

32. Photoshop Police - April 30, 2009 1:11 PM

i think my eyes just caught douchbag flu from looking at this post

33. asdf - April 30, 2009 1:12 PM

@8

Yes.

34. Betty Arugala - April 30, 2009 1:18 PM

What idiots, the WHO said masks don't help prevent the contraction of swine flu.

35. penis - April 30, 2009 1:19 PM

"Her body is NOT smoking hot. Her navel is ugly, her skin is sallow, her arms are veiny, and she has bones or something sticking out in odd places. She has stringy hair. Her boob job must have been done by Dr. Nick Riviera, the way they hang, or should I say, don't hang. She seems unable to close her mouth all the way. However, I admit she has great legs."

I only understood the last part. All the rest sounded like "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" to me and when I put it through the translater it came out "fat hairy jealous fat hairy jealous fat hairy jealous fat hairy jealous".

36. Drinking Games - April 30, 2009 1:20 PM

When is her stolen home video coming out?

37. Keith Moon's rotted corpse - April 30, 2009 1:21 PM

"What idiots, the WHO said masks don't help prevent the contraction of swine flu."

Actually they said "we won't get fooled again" which is pretty ironic, given these two.

38. Mike Rackhabit - April 30, 2009 1:24 PM

i'd hit it til it ached.

39. the world according to ROUGH! - April 30, 2009 1:25 PM

Whats an ugly navel?

40. STINK - April 30, 2009 1:27 PM

"Tee-hee-hee! This mask will protect me from the flu and hide me from- OH DEAR GOD HE'S STILL HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS A NIGHTMARE! KILL ME KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

41. Sam - April 30, 2009 1:28 PM

"Whats an ugly naval?"

John McCain.

42. CDC - April 30, 2009 1:33 PM

They haven't contracted swine flu, but for some reason there are 10 new cases of Mexican men who are HIV+.

43. Hefe - April 30, 2009 1:35 PM

She is the most annoying, vapid cunt in celebutard history...and that husband of hers is by far the biggest douchebage on the planet.

However, she is by far the absolute hottest chick in Hollywood and I would spend countless hours eating that plastic Barbie-looking ass of hers

44. Clem - April 30, 2009 1:42 PM

At least with the masks you can't their permanently open mouths.

45. Vake - April 30, 2009 1:45 PM

If The Superficial posts one more time about these jerks, I'm unsubscribing.

46. Pat C. - April 30, 2009 1:45 PM

Too bad the masks are only half as big as they should be. The entire face should be covered.

I don't like Heidi Montag "stories", except for bikini / nude posts.

47. Jackson - April 30, 2009 1:47 PM

You will never see Kim Kardaskank show off her butt in a bikini like Heidi unless the picture has been airbrushed.

48. love - April 30, 2009 1:58 PM

I love thse two. always good for a laugh

49. Danklin24 - April 30, 2009 2:05 PM

Thes douchepuppets are going to come back to the states and kill someone with that damn swine virus, you just watch. The good news is it will be someone from The Hills. So i guess its not a bad thing.

50. Matthew - April 30, 2009 2:24 PM

Damn it fish stop posting MR and miss douch

51. Deacon Jones - April 30, 2009 2:32 PM

She should run with Miss California in '12

52. Bryan - April 30, 2009 2:47 PM

You complain about this bitch "posing" everywhere and yet you're the asshole posting every single picture up of her. Stop posting them, or stop bitching.

53. John Doe - April 30, 2009 2:52 PM

i would definitely suck his cock... or make him suck mine, better

54. mikeock - April 30, 2009 2:52 PM

Cheesus H. Chrysler, that is one fine ass!!!!!!!!! How'd that fag she married get that?

55. bbbB§ - April 30, 2009 2:53 PM

thick legs..bitch
why are you guys interested in this bitch anyway? its so OVVIO

56. sam - April 30, 2009 2:59 PM

Look at pic 4. What are those wierd little veins sticking up inside her hip bones and above her bikini bottom? What a freak.

57. PostmortemG - April 30, 2009 3:04 PM

"She needs a real man to bang her senseless for days and then she will quit talking like an idiot."

I agree.

"As ridiculous as this "marketing people as an annoying brand" thing has gotten there's no denying her body is smoking hot."

I agree again.

"I would say this is by far the hottest chick ever posted on this site by far. I don't care about her personality or douche husband. She is one smokin' hot babe.
Period."

I agree again.

"Sorry, but I think her body is hot. I'd soak her in urine and spank her bare ass till it was pink."

I don't know about the urine part, but spanking her sounds fun. =D

"However, she is by far the absolute hottest chick in Hollywood and I would spend countless hours eating that plastic Barbie-looking ass of hers"

I agree again.

"You will never see Kim Kardaskank show off her butt in a bikini like Heidi unless the picture has been airbrushed."

You speak the truth, sir/ma'am. My final verdict? Heidi Montag is more desirable to more people than that other hooker K.K. Both of them are vapid and plastic, but i must be said that I'd take Heidi Montag over K.K. any time, any day.

58. veronica - April 30, 2009 3:07 PM

close your fucking mouth you are not a model and youre not sexy

59. RichPort's Ghost - April 30, 2009 3:08 PM

Her body must be pissed for being attached to her head.

60. pxs - April 30, 2009 3:09 PM

Fish. Why don't you just not bother with any title or text for this vapid bitch, and post just her pictures in future for the compulsory fap-material?

Save all the words for other more news-worthy articles. Or, at least, real people -_-

61. Carolyn - April 30, 2009 3:12 PM

Couple of lame-ass shitbirds with stupid masks on.

62. gigi - April 30, 2009 3:12 PM

John Doe @ # 53- that's so hot..... and the masks are absolutely brilliant, the tan lines must have been spectacular! hahaaaaaa

63. not a butterface lover - April 30, 2009 3:14 PM

RichPort's Ghost - April 30, 2009 3:08 PM

Her body must be pissed for being attached to her head.

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHUAHUAHHAHAUAUAH

LAUGHD OUT REAL LOUD

GENIOUS

stupid butterface

64. gh - April 30, 2009 3:28 PM

Ok. She is irrelevant and she is a butterface. But still much better to look at than those pics of lohan (**shudder**)

65. Run n Gun - April 30, 2009 3:40 PM

This is how all attractive women should be - gagged.

They should only be allowed to speak when giving head. In between breaths

66. Mer - April 30, 2009 4:03 PM

I HATE THEM!!!

PLEASE DONT POST ABOUT THEM ANY MORE!!! PLEASE!!!!!

LOOK AT THEM!! GOD, THEYRE SO RIDICULOUS...

67. yo - April 30, 2009 4:48 PM

yea she looks good, its true. but the narcissism these two exhibit is a little unsettling. but i have to say its pretty lame to pose like shes at a photo shoot. embarrassing actually. but if you think about it, i guess she is at a photo shoot. hmm. still kinda wierd. like instead of just living their lives they pose like they're living their lives.

68. Beastman AIDS - April 30, 2009 4:48 PM

Why are these muppets wearing surgical masks?
I thaught it was pretty much fact that they are only useful for helping prevent people already infected from spreading pork aids.

69. Beastman AIDS - April 30, 2009 4:55 PM

Why are these muppets wearing surgical masks?
I thaught it was pretty much fact that they're for helping prevent infected people from spreading their pork aids to others. Not to stop people from getting it themselves.

70. HankTheDwarf - April 30, 2009 5:06 PM

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71. flairwoo - April 30, 2009 5:25 PM

Please..somebody...give them the swine flu!

72. jlylec - April 30, 2009 5:32 PM

she's really dumb and annoying...and i hate her. but holy FUCK her body is sick and would get absolutely destroyed by me.

73. tigerbaby - April 30, 2009 5:37 PM

I wonder how many more IQ points she would need to be able to CLOSE HER DAMN MOUTH ALREADY!

74. The Great Bamboozler - April 30, 2009 5:41 PM

i think heidi montag is like getting an anthrax in the mail from tiffany's. you get excited by the package until it opens up you see what is inside and makes you dead.

75. Dr. McNasty - April 30, 2009 6:06 PM

Spencer can suck Heidi's butt chocolate off my Oscar Meyer wiener after I've slammed that non-virgin asshole for an hour or so.

76. Beastman AIDS - April 30, 2009 6:19 PM

double fuckin post ><

77. Mickey Moose - April 30, 2009 6:28 PM

Heidi Montag would be a spectacular doggy fuck. Lay in, push her face down, pull her hair, thumb in ass, and it's like Fourth of July on a loop.

78. Dave - April 30, 2009 6:38 PM

I hope they get bit by a cobra.

79. Speidie Die - April 30, 2009 6:39 PM

# 10, ahhh, but she DOES have a creepy flesh colored beard...and his name is Spencer Pratt....or is it Spencer Montag, now?...

80. Keith - April 30, 2009 6:40 PM

I hope a jackal eats her hands.

81. d'Oh - April 30, 2009 6:40 PM

80th!

82. D'Oh - April 30, 2009 6:41 PM

81st!

83. Wesley Willis - April 30, 2009 6:42 PM

I hope a dingo eats their feet.

84. Joe Blow - April 30, 2009 6:46 PM

I'd hit it... with an ax handle.

85. Speidie Die - April 30, 2009 6:47 PM

Really, with her mouth forever hanging open in that elegant, slack jawed, mouth breather way that it always is, shouldn't she have wadded up that mask and just stuffed it in her pie hole? I mean, wouldn't that be more protective for her? I know it would be more protective for the rest of us...

86. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx - April 30, 2009 6:54 PM

Heidi is hot, sorry to say. Also, those fvcking facemasks won't do shit to prevent the stupidass flu

87. Conscience_Found - April 30, 2009 6:58 PM

She's mint. Tell everybody.

88. samburinya - April 30, 2009 7:00 PM

Jajajaja, the mask , all we are crazy!!!!

89. meme - April 30, 2009 7:09 PM

Say what you want about her, but she has a hot body. Hell I'd do her and I'm a chick. Just get the paper bag out.

90. pappy smeary - April 30, 2009 7:20 PM

she looks good, would look a lot better without those stupid fake fucking tits though

91. Eva - April 30, 2009 7:21 PM

Looks a 100% better with that mask over her giant chin.

92. She's the prettiest - April 30, 2009 7:24 PM

Heidi is gorgeous and you can't take that away from her. She is almost perfect. She did not need to do anything to change her looks but Hollywood is a bunch of pervert and crooks and all the women are more or less coerced to do plastic.
Fuck Hollywood.

White people need their own TV stations so we can broadcast our own culture and not that of the parasites. Smash those ticks!

93. M - April 30, 2009 7:26 PM

hahahahha omfgwtfbbq

94. casualencounters.com/blog/ - April 30, 2009 7:39 PM

She's fat.

95. justin - April 30, 2009 8:03 PM

Since they are in mexico, does this mean there is a chance they will never come back to america? awsome!

96. buttons - April 30, 2009 8:05 PM

hey, i have to give it to her - she has a body to fucking die for! great hair too. shame she is an absolute moron...and about the chin/face.

97. Lewalleew - April 30, 2009 8:07 PM

That dumbass doesn't deserve to brand the name Canon around his neck. Faggot probably doesn't even know how to use a SLR.

98. James - April 30, 2009 8:11 PM

The Pratt's turning into a fucking fat-ass. Oh well, at least the mask is helping his looks some.

99. jenny - April 30, 2009 8:23 PM

WHY WONT THESE ASSCLOWNS JUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

100. jenny - April 30, 2009 8:23 PM

WHY WONT THESE ASSCLOWNS JUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

101. Erica - April 30, 2009 8:37 PM

So Heidi doesn't wear a mask in most of these pictures but does in a few? How does that make any fucking sense? They both need to die, NOW.

102. Rebel664 - April 30, 2009 8:42 PM

Heidi is hot, smoking hot, she's en fuego. But if you're in beach alone or with people you know are not infected you don't need the mask. I live in Tijuana and I don't use the mask. The swine flu is not a airborne toxic event.

103. SOS - April 30, 2009 8:55 PM

how does she keep her stomach SO tight and flat? Mine is flat but it's not all tight and lean like that... that's all muscle!

104. Flipper - April 30, 2009 9:16 PM

Dorks

105. Ed - April 30, 2009 9:17 PM

I fuck the Swine Flu right out of her ;)

106. Lindsay - April 30, 2009 9:36 PM

I really really want to know where she got that bikini, it's so cute. and probably costs 5 mil. Give or take.

107. vito - April 30, 2009 9:42 PM

Fake tits. Bummer.
Airhead. Double-bummer.
Outrageous body inspite of the above. Stupendous ass and great legs. Yummmmy...

I'd like to fuck her senseless (oops...probably too late). I have confessed that I think she is a hottie and now I hate myself!

108. emmaleigh - April 30, 2009 9:55 PM

The last few photos are the best ones, she actually looks hot in those cuz they cover up her horse face and probably the worlds worst chin...
these two are gross.
what a horrible boyfriend, parading his girlfriend around like this...he's using her.

109. Meghanfish - April 30, 2009 9:56 PM

It would be neat to work at a restaurant that they eat at... I would fart and poop and sneeze and dance all over their food and they would never know!!!!

110. norton - April 30, 2009 9:57 PM

She's a vapid useless shit for brains. But I have to admit..... wow, smokin' bod, fake tits and all.

Him. Just a waste of space. And a fag.... everyone knows he doesn' t tap that. Which is another waste.

111. AJ - April 30, 2009 10:30 PM

she is so white and pitiful

112. pathfindernj - April 30, 2009 10:41 PM

Heidi is dumb as wood, but damn would I love to have a shot at that body.

113. YOmoma - April 30, 2009 11:00 PM

awe, Fish is just jealous. Can't hide your wood, right?

114. Huckleberry Hashimoto - April 30, 2009 11:29 PM

#35 - For fuck's sake, are you blind?!? Sorry, I wasn't thinking, I suppose that since the only woman you get to see in person is your mom, anything in a bikini would look good in comparison. Oh, and real clever moniker you have there. Sure wish I had thought of it.

#41 - It's "navel" not "naval." That's another word for "belly button." No need to thank me, I'm glad I could help you learn something.

115. NJ - May 1, 2009 12:11 AM

I'd so fuck her, she's lovely!

116. Joejam2845 - May 1, 2009 12:37 AM

She'd be a cutie if she didn't have those Awful Fake Tittys!!!

117. Whocares - May 1, 2009 1:08 AM

Anyone who isn't attracted to Heidi Montag is a faggot, or a fatty.

118. gerard vandenberg - May 1, 2009 1:17 AM

you can imagine SHIT is coming out of that ASS, folks?
(be sure, there are more organs here)
####BRAINS####

119. LMS - May 1, 2009 1:48 AM

YAWN! Another bleach blonde moron with fake tits! Whoop dee doo!

120. AJ - May 1, 2009 2:23 AM

Umm doesn't anybody notice that her ass has been rediculously Photoshopped on here??? The blurred lines of her back thighs and the strange darker color of her back thighs are OBVIOUSLY photoshopped. What a fricken cheater. Celllllulite

121. Dollface28 - May 1, 2009 3:19 AM

HATERZZZZZZZZZZ! She looks pretty. Christian and married that's the way beautiful girlz should stay. YOu go Heidi, Spencer is HOT, your doin somethin right!!!

122. Michael - May 1, 2009 4:56 AM

Please stop writing about these people

123. pubo - May 1, 2009 5:14 AM

her breasts look so HARD . ugh

124. Agent 365 - May 1, 2009 5:27 AM

i'll bet they have really angry sex.
also: CANKLES!!!

125. JEREMY - May 1, 2009 5:29 AM

I'm sorry but whatever anybody has to say thats negative about Heidi or Spencer... she has a fucking AMAZING BODY. Implants or no implants, her body is perfect. And all of you are jealous whether its jealousy of not looking like her or jealousy of spencer being the one who bangs her.

126. Heidi hater - May 1, 2009 5:46 AM

If they felt so much at risk that they wore masks on the beach, why did Heidi take hers off for her solo shots? Maybe she feels safer away from her pig husband?

127. Galtacticus - May 1, 2009 6:03 AM

Hello!

128. matt - May 1, 2009 6:14 AM

Her breasts are so gross.

129. Bo - May 1, 2009 7:15 AM

Very plastic all over. It's sad plastic women are considered the hottest. I would think she is hot but I can't stand fakeness.

130. kerrie - May 1, 2009 7:22 AM

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131. Rhialto - May 1, 2009 7:26 AM

Her body is looking pretty acceptable.

132. justifiable - May 1, 2009 8:17 AM

She's great and surgically perfect from the neck down, it's undeniable. It's what's on top of her shoulders that makes me want to stuff a hand grenade in her navel and pull the pin.

133. saw it, called it - May 1, 2009 8:40 AM

#130 Kerrie, the only miracle I want to meet is the one where you and your fellow spammers catch swine flu and die.

134. CakeSnifferer - May 1, 2009 9:25 AM

I guess I can't complain about these pix.

135. JH - May 1, 2009 9:33 AM

I do want to nail that chick - rockin bod. but god she is annoying. just noticed she kind of has cankles - anyone agree on that?

136. SATAN - May 1, 2009 10:07 AM

dammit, i normally wouldn't give 2 shits if a girl's got fake tits or not (and at least she's not flat), but those are possibly the worst-looking non A-cups i've ever seen. i mean if they're gonna look that bad, at least make up for it by going double that size so i can titty fuck you or somethin.

oh and her ass is amazing.

8/10, only cuz her chin annoys me

137. Beans Bastard - May 1, 2009 10:22 AM

Do women like it when doing doggy we stick a finger in their ass? My gf loves it. She clenches down on my finger like a fat person would on a turkey sub.

138. 1988 - May 1, 2009 10:25 AM

She is so boring. Shes like the human equivalent of that processed cheese that tastes like the plastic its sold in. But I suppose being with a woman like her is the ultimate validation for a lot of insecure men.

139. Jen - May 1, 2009 10:41 AM

I hope her and Spencer catch the swine, Bring it back here and go on set and gives everyone else on the hills the virus... then we wont have to seee them anymore.

140. RichPort's Ghost - May 1, 2009 10:55 AM

I don't have a problem with her chin... I could rest my balls on it whilst bruising the back of her throat.

141. Verez - May 1, 2009 11:08 AM

Heidi is the hottest babe of the moment. Instant wood.

142. Hank E. Panky - May 1, 2009 11:25 AM

Sad. She could have been an amazing model. And then she spoke.

143. corunmila - May 1, 2009 11:39 AM

She may be as dumb as a sack of wet diapers, but she has an amazing ass...

144. Crazy Oldie - May 1, 2009 11:48 AM

as much as I cant stand this couple, Heidi is HOT...look at that ass..its just begging to be tapped

145. burnin12 - May 1, 2009 2:02 PM

Hey, I don;t like hearing about these two anymore than anyone else but damn, she really does have a great ass!
Just a pic of that every now and then along with whatever story you feel the need to tell should suffice. No need to see any other part of her and def. don;t need to see S. P. That name alone is horrible enough that it should never be mentioned again!

146. asdfasdf - May 1, 2009 3:37 PM

Smoking body, even with the fake boobs.

She is desperately in need of a serious butt-fucking. The butt-fucking she obviously craves.

147. mrx - May 1, 2009 3:47 PM

I concur... hate to say it, but damn that's a nice ass.

148. Joe - May 1, 2009 4:22 PM

She actually looks pretty hot with her face covered up. I like the new look much better!

149. L Wilbs - May 1, 2009 4:35 PM

SHE NEEDS TO SHUT HER MOUTH

150. L Wilbs - May 1, 2009 4:35 PM

SHE NEEDS TO SHUT HER MOUTH

151. L Wilbs - May 1, 2009 4:35 PM

SHE NEEDS TO SHUT HER MOUTH

152. Verez - May 1, 2009 4:49 PM

I love her.

153. fake ass! - May 1, 2009 7:53 PM

i think she surgically enhanced her ass..but who knows

154. fake ass! - May 1, 2009 7:53 PM

i think she surgically enhanced her ass..but who knows

155. louu - May 1, 2009 8:31 PM

I d love to tap that

156. louu - May 1, 2009 8:31 PM

I d love to tap that

157. louu - May 1, 2009 8:31 PM

I d love to tap that

158. weirdo - May 1, 2009 8:45 PM

God I'd totally wreck that ass until I friction burned all the skin off my cock!

159. ling - May 1, 2009 10:36 PM

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/heidi_montage_main.jpg

enough said. however, i will give her props for the ass.

160. . - May 1, 2009 11:38 PM

#146 with Spencer Pratt as her husband, buttfucking is the only kind of fucking she gets. Poor girl needs a real man.

161. Why? - May 2, 2009 12:34 AM

Why should an obnoxious butterface have such a great ass? It's just not right.

162. Keifer Sutherland - May 2, 2009 1:56 AM

I hope they get a super virus of the swine flu, bird flu and aids.

163. Narcissist - May 2, 2009 5:31 AM

These pictures seem justified. This is what she should be doing more of for attention.

164. Narcissist - May 2, 2009 9:59 AM

Or just go ahead and get naked.

Why not make a bikini out of surgical masks, then ride a pig like a horse? That might get attention.

165. Ha! - May 2, 2009 2:39 PM

#164
hahahahahah! You nailed it. Hahahahahaah

166. Robert - May 2, 2009 2:59 PM

I love everything about this girl - her politics, the fact that she's not afraid to say what she believes, and she's got a great body! Keep it up Heidy!

167. Adonis - May 2, 2009 7:31 PM

Her body is great, but she has a horsier face than Sarah Jessica Parker ever did. I can't get past that and her stupid facial expressions, and just HER in general. If you taped her mouth shut and put a bag over her head, then she'd be worth the trouble. Her hips, butt, and legs are nearly perfect.

168. dee21 - May 3, 2009 2:42 AM

what a great vacationing spot... for CHEAP ASSES i could pay $1500 for a 5 star all-include resort reserved in 3...2...1 second!

not to mention the swine flu :) but then again these 2 douchebags deserve it.

169. RtSS - May 3, 2009 4:50 AM

OMG, I'd like to pack her poopchute. Especially in the image where she's on her hands and knees on the net. I could see her face and dreamy eyes like in that one photo as I was drilling into that dirt tunnel of hers. She would be clinching and her eyes would start to water in the corner.

170. bo - May 3, 2009 5:16 AM

great ass, too bad its a plastic one.

171. row-shell - May 3, 2009 4:45 PM

i dont get it one minute shes wereing the mask and the other shes not .... i think she was only looking for a photo opp.

172. VladMeg - May 3, 2009 8:00 PM