Apr 22 2009Dog the Bounty Hunter almost had something cool happen. Almost.

Cut that mullet, you jerk . . .

That pic just screams "Menage a Trois" to me... Rawr.

Their bedsprings better be re-enforced with kryptonite...

Their bedsprings better be re-enforced with kryptonite...

Why was the paintball gun dressed like Mickey Rourke's retarded brother?

I think his wife should be his weapon. "Stop! Or I'll throw my wife on top of you!"

Mullets, nigger rants, trailer parks, fight with your kids on national tv his credibility's still intact I believe em...

He fired back with his paintball gun? You must be fucking kidding

JANE!!! RICH!!!!
(now Frist chimes in with "boo woo, I know people too, boo woo")

Fuck the Dog. I want to see his fat wife's tits.

He carries a paintball gun casue he's a felon and can't own a firearm.

Are those things real?

tool.

I like the way he captures criminals!

#11

Exactly. He can't even carry a stun gun. He's limited to fucking paint ball guns and pepper spray. He's about as dangerous as a 13 year old pussybag or an 80 year old woman. Take your pick. Must suck to be him. Yeah, bra, I'm a felon bounty hunter. Yeah, bra.

This man and his fat wife are the two biggest pieces of trash I've ever laid eyes on.
Excuse me while I go vomit.

...Do people really expect a bounty hunting crew to be completely mentally sound? As long as they're still doing their jobs correctly and effectively, it doesn't matter if they were shot at or not.

I live in Colorado Springs and people here are finding it hard to give a shit. The news programs have picked up the story, but ran maybe three minutes of the story and sent it back to the weather. Even here in Colorado, where the evangelicals run rampant and cowboys are still real, we just can't find it in our hearts to think this douche bag is worthy of anything other than a hair cut.

Come on, Dog, I'm buying.

These two are quite some time together.Aren't they?

It has been confirmed that the alleged shot fired was actually a back fire emitted from his wife's ass while attempting pursuit of three Quarter Pounders with cheese that the suspect left behid in his haste

I first thought that the woman is Hulk Hogan's ex having rough times.

Don't get in a fight with this woman folks!

Jrz, just a question: How pathetic are you that you spend all day giving shout outs to your little buddies on a gossip website? Don't you have anything better to do with your time?

@15 my friend is a bondsman here in CO. I've talked to him about the Dog. He is not very well liked by the bonding community here. And his wife is hated. Total bitch to all other bondsman in the area.

Well, hello to Jessica Simpson in 20 years!

This midget should not be allowed to capture any one. Take the weave out and the lift shoes off and maybe......maybe some one might take him serious. That would be the funniest thing to see someone fire a shot at him and he returns fire with a paintball gun.

A rather brilliant show. First they bond out meth addicts, which they know will skip... and know they will still be on an island. Then they sell the rights to filming themselves tracking them down with a paint ball gun, oversized mace and fake badges. Its like an adult version of a kids game.

Dog, I really admire you for the work that you do in law enforcement as well as the noble charitable causes you head up. Also, Mrs. Chapman, you are clearly a lovely woman, enchanting as you are beautiful.

With that said, how much would it cost me if could take a dump on your face while I jerk off on Beth's gigantic titties?

Get back to me on that please. Mmmmkay?

Mickey Rourke's retarded brother, lol.
That was pretty funny.

gotta love them internets...so many haters sitting behind their screens feeling powerful by ridiculing someone they've never met.. the statement just says the cops couldn't find a casing (revolver maybe?)

Let's see .. . . . dogs eat fish . . . . . .Sure he could take a bite out of you, Fish!

#23 - Sorry no more room for new friends... all slots taken. But thanks for asking!

My God, those MASSIVE tits...you could drown in them.

#30

Could also have been an M41A 10mm pulse rifle, like the one in Aliens. They are caseless.

@31 - Please kill yourself immediately.

she's pretty!

Am i the only one that thinks these two and the Hulk family should be best friends? They look like they're from the same planet! lol.

Has anyone ever seen his show? It seems that at least 90% of the people he brings in simply forgot their court date. Seriously they caught one guy who was just standing there and his reaction was "THAT'S TODAY?!?!?!?!?! Thanks for coming to get me."

Paintball gun??
WTF? I'm gonna start my own biz as a bounty hunter 'cause I have my old Laser Tag stuff in a box in the basement.
"Hey bra! Stop! or I'll Pew Pew Pew!!"

@28: Anus, I'm glad to see you finally broke away from Randal! Good for you!
@36, I think you forgot to add the word "ugly".

these two are like the king and queen of ass ugly. they really think being burnt to a crisp tan and having bleach blond hair makes them attractive. also gotta love when white trash try to dress up. . his shirt is unbuttoned down to his belly button. and that paired with the beads in his god awful hair and the necklaces is great. and her with her nightgown looking dress but as fat as she is, i guess her options are limited.

I think his wife is starting to look pretty.

#41
Are you on Meth?
#37 good idea

#36, read response to 41

33 Those ain't tits but rather a pair of homosexual midgets
How come most bounty hunters resemble trailer trash?

Unfortunately to most of us, the guy was a poor shot. Oh, well. If you first don't succeed.......

God, what lower-class pigs they are.

Lol, I think people are leaving funny comments. Dog using a paintball gun, serious? This seems like a real Reno 911 story. If it wasn't true, nice attempt to sound cool. If it was, you better hide you a real gun.

Holey Shite, man!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGSSS!!!

Those two are some butt-fuckin' ugly, country-ghetto, Sarah Palin rallyin' neanderbillies, man!

I thought that Dogshit was in jail and his grotesque dog of a wife was hookin' NASCAR race track restroom janitors?

Christ on a damn tampon. Don't these two and there "Deliverance" lifestyle neanderbilly fans know we're in the 21st Century?

These two represent all that is wrong with America. Them, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Samuel "Joe The (Fake) Plumber" Wurtzelbacher; Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Annorexic Cunter and all who lead, propagandize and sheeple for the GOPervs, ...

...THE PARTY OF FRINGE-WING RADIO & TV BLOWHARDS....

...aka...

.....THE PARTY OF LIMBAUGH.

.

Holey Shite, man!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGSSS!!!

Those two are some butt-fuckin' ugly, country-ghetto, Sarah Palin rallyin' neanderbillies, man!

I thought that Dogshit was in jail and his grotesque dog of a wife was hookin' NASCAR race track restroom janitors?

Christ on a damn tampon. Don't these two and there "Deliverance" lifestyle neanderbilly fans know we're in the 21st Century?

These two represent all that is wrong with America. Them, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Samuel "Joe The (Fake) Plumber" Wurtzelbacher; Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Annorexic Cunter and all who lead, propagandize and sheeple for the GOPervs, ...

...THE PARTY OF FRINGE-WING RADIO & TV BLOWHARDS....

...aka...

.....THE PARTY OF LIMBAUGH.

.

Hahahaha
"dressed like Mickey Rourke's retarded brother"
Oh man, so true!

Guys shut up, Dog is cool. He gets those dead beats off the streats that have like 2 ounces of pot in their pockets and gets those dead beats off the streets have 12 moving violations and get tickets for littering. This guy is a hero to society. We dont know what we'd ever do without his heroism. Thank you Dog, your job doesnt go unappreciated.

But you know Dog, you could pickup some real badasses once in a while, like those damn jay walkers. They're ruthless sons of bitches. You might have to use your kids laser tag guns for that.

PEW PEW!

Guys shut up, Dog is cool. He gets those dead beats off the streats that have like 2 ounces of pot in their pockets and gets those dead beats off the streets have 12 moving violations and get tickets for littering. This guy is a hero to society. We dont know what we'd ever do without his heroism. Thank you Dog, your job doesnt go unappreciated.

But you know Dog, you could pickup some real badasses once in a while, like those damn jay walkers. They're ruthless sons of bitches. You might have to use your kids laser tag guns for that.

THE FUN-FAIR COSTOMERS ARRIVED, folks?

I wish he had gotten shot and killed by that asian guy after he slurred blacks and still got his show back. Or better yet, gotten shot by the asian guy and then had his life saved by a black doctor who he would refer to as a N.

Holy shitsonian, who put the Mickster and Chuck Norris in Jeff Goldblum's blender together???

I do NOT believe DOG would lie about that. I believe him.

Aslo, why is he married to Anna Latifah Smith?

@49 awesome, and you're adorable

What I find so wrong about this band ofgypsy'sis that they all gather hand and pray before they go out and grab someone of the the street and call them M------F------, GD this GD that, how stupid id that?

He's God's people, YOU ARE ALLLLLLLL GOING TO HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You People are the reason why GOD is SICK OF THIS WORLD

his wife looks better here than any other photo i've seen of her....seriously, why isn't anyone making fun of how Dog dresses/looks? Why this incessant trashing of his wife? Seriously, the double standards of our society...

his wife looks better here than any other photo i've seen of her....seriously, why isn't anyone making fun of how Dog dresses/looks? Why this incessant trashing of his wife? Seriously, the double standards of our society...

and i have no idea why my comment posted twice.

I thought it had to be a joke when i first saw the show. A tubby old man in leather and his Dolly Parton side kick were getting out of what seemed to be a black coupe style cheap japanese import and then 'arresting' a MdDonalds drive through window clerk. I didnt know what the '&*£ was going on as we don't see any of this in the UK..! Here - trashie estate people abuse the cops who have no power to arrest them - this show was the compleeeete opposite of this lol. I don't think I will ever visit the USA, maybe only NYC...I'd be petrified of this Hells Angels family touching me with their leather gloves - vile !!

my name is autum i a 21 and if i could get ahold of dog i would because i want to be a bounty hunter and he is the best of the best and i would want his guidence to help me acheive my goal

my name is autum i a 21 and if i could get ahold of dog i would because i want to be a bounty hunter and he is the best of the best and i would want his guidence to help me acheive my goal

Dog ur a sorry excuse for a man. U think ur some kind of soldier with ur bitch ass paintball guns. Give it up

What a fucking joke. He thinks he is some kind of soldier. He isnt shit with his paintball gun. Gimmie a fuckin break. Give it up mullet boy.

you guys who are posting these HATER comments just missed the true picture not only the DOG is getting paid for these captures but he is also getting paid for the show while you guys are living your sorry ass lives barely making it,eating,you guys are the true losers in this life!!!!!!!!name one good thing that any of you have achieved in life besides being born and immediately forgoten about fucking LOSERS

First of all, all you morons who think he is using a regular paintball gun are fucking retards, those are state of the art mace paint ball shooting guns, even law enforcement uses them as a non-lethal option, dumbasses. Second of all Dog has proven himself as such a top level fugitive tracker that he was made an honorary police officer despite having served a prison sentence. So you morons he could pack a gun if he damn well pleased, he just doesnt do it because he is such a good man he would want to kill someone over making a mistake. Actually God is how the real cops should be, he doesnt sit there and bust again for personal drugs and shit, but he cares about people and wants to see them get their lives back on track and hold them responsible when called for. Don't bash a good man trying to do good works you jerks, especially when you don't even know what the hell your talking about.

I meant Dog not God, so none of you fools make a cheap shot big deal about it, the main point is your bashing someone doing something good and in a way that isnt even the truth, so shut your mouths.