Apr 13 2009Eliza Dushku, Padma Lakshmi, Chelsea Handler pose nude

meh x3

All three plz. kkthxbyela~

Are the stars on the magazine itself? C'mon. I want to see some Chelsea Handler titties.

The tatoo on this chicks body says "My clit favors the left side." This way she does not have to stop the foreplay by explaining what she likes.

uhm ....WHY ??? are they naked in Allure ???? Chelsea needs a tan

Holy shit! Who are these three cuties? Hard to make a choice,so i take them all three!

Wow. Alright, alright. I'll take it. Good thing Padma shaves... I'm just sayin'...

i love chelsea, but i dont think thats even her real face.

Every girl, lady and woman want to be Rose from the Titanic, even to this day and these three certainly have that quality painters look for. Beautiful smiles, sparkling eyes and soft looking skin.

Randal

I have always wanted to see Chelsea Handler nude. I watch her show from time to time and the outfits she wears where she shows off those amazing tits just teases you and it makes me crazy. She needs to do a sex tape or something where she is completely naked because as annoying as she may be, she is hot and I would so smash that and suck those big natural boobs.

Who are these bitches?

I only take one of them! No need to pack it!

wow, someone get me a bottle of vodka so I can fuck chelsea handler.

I love all three of them! Padma is a great host, Chealsea is funny as shit (no matter how hard she tries Sarah Silverman isnt as funny) and Eliza is the shit!

Good Lord, when did Eliza Dushku get a boob job? She's still unbelievably hot. Me, though, I'd take Padma (I keep wanting to type "Patil", from Harry Potter) Lakshmi. I can't believe Salman Rushdie used to hit that on the regular. Lucky f***er

They all have the same body type, same size boobs, Im not sure which one id like simulate the satanic verses with...

Thanks for that randal
i second what 13 said plus a paper bag for her creepy face

You have to remember that the America you knew is now gone.
Thanks to the negros and the rise of the welfare state, the conditions of our lifestyle are going down. Bush would have been out anyway but you weak ass liberals had to vote for the facade. It proves that you vote without research, so you must believe in stereotypes and initial impressions. Now prepare to give up your paychecks to the lazy welfare scum of the world. Obama has chosen to back down from any confrontation he has faced, and is hard at work at having a section 8 scumbag living next to the home you have worked hard to pay for, and taking the job you spent so hard at college to attain. The only winners are low down scum negros, so prepare for their kids to break into your home, steal your posessions, and kill you while you happily log into the superficial.

LIBERAL SCUM. FCUK YOU ALL.

Why the fuck are you talking politics and spewing racism on pictures of fucking Eliza Dushku and Chelsea Handler? Are you retarded? Idiot...

@18 and all of the other idiots who do the same thing....

Dude...you are an idiot. You are as dumb as those celebrities who start spewing their political beliefs just because they have a mic in front of their face.

People come to this site to bullshit, check out hot bitches(or fat/fake bitches if you are gay or a fat bitch yourself) and make inappropriate comments about said hot bitches.

Your political rant is as appropriate and appreciated as a discourse on metaphysics with second graders...even if you have something good to say - nobody gives a shit - unless you write it over the picture of some hot bitch in which case people will give a shit. But only because you are obstructing the view of whatever hot bitch is on the picture - not because they care about what you are saying.

So I guess what I am trying to say is...shut the f*ck up before I kick your sister in the chin and castrate you.

Ugh. Something about Eliza Douche-ku always has and always will remind me of a feral little monkey-thing. And why the hell was this in Allure? Has Allure gone queer?

I forgot to mention one thing...

Whoever says anything bad about Dushku is obviously batting lefty.

P.S. F*ckRandal

Is it my imagination, or are at least 2 of them are wearing nylon panties that have been (badly) airbrushed out.

what the hell is with the stars on the only nipple?

What the hell is the difference between Playboy and Allure???

Isnt Padma supposed to be brown?

These pics are considered NSFW??? Do you people all work in churches or something?

These are 3 lovely ladies...FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Over-airbrushed pictures are just boring as fuck and not appealing at all.

I am so sick of seeing toneless, fake looking photoshopped skin. Nobody has that completely opaque, monochrome rubber-like flesh, so why is it considered beautiful? I like seeing skin with litle moles and veins; It looks alive rather than artificial, like a corpse in a coffin.

30 -

Thank you. That's exactly what I meant.

These girls have only one tone of flesh and it's really not pretty looking at all. I want to see some fucking shadows and shit, and NOT from the burn tool!

Airbrushed to shit. I've seen recent "out on the town" photos of Dushku and she is starting to look her age.

Not that I still wouldn't hit it.

Meant 29, not 30. I'm fucking 30. Now I'm 31. You get the idea....

That Indian chick has a smokin' body. Are they good in bed? I've only banged Caucasians, blacks, latinos and one asian. Black chicks just wanna get fucked all night - baby I just don't have that much jam.

AHHH! Fix the star!

That Eliza chick has a harsh face.

I just want to throw a blanket over all three of them, they look cold.

FYI to editors and morons alike everywhere...

The words NUDE and NAKED have definitions that you do not understand. They mean that you are able to see body parts you aren't normally allowed to see. If someone doesn't have clothes on, but all their naughty bits are covered, that is not NUDE. That is simply "without clothing".

Nobody gives a moist rat fuck if some smoking hot chick doesn't have clothes on, but has hands/legs/whatthefuckever positioned so you can't see anything. That's no god damned different from when she DOES have clothes on. Everyone is naked under their clothes, being able to SEE is what counts.

Jackasses!

Fish, what did you do to Eliza?

stop putting stars over the pics.

Geeze Eliza... what's with that hideous tat?

Padma is hot as hell.
Eliza has always been underrated and hot.
Chelsea, I can't believe she has a body like that.
Hot damn.

I guess they look good. chelsea said on her show that they did a lot of airbrushing, so I mean, whatever. I think she's pretty damn funny, though. eliza and padma are... well, alive, I'm assuming, so good for them, as well.

Chelsea could land any midget she wants with a body like that.

Dushku looks like she has brain palsy

Who else thinks Chelsea Handler is hot and hilarious?

*Crickets*

Who else thinks Chelsea Handler is hot and hilarious?

*Crickets*

Chelsea looks great! in response to post #5--she doesnt need to tan--who says we need to get skin cancer and turn orange to look great! embrace the pale! It's beautiful...

My goodness,a whole day of actual human women.

Of course,tomorrow,we'll be back to the usual posts of swarthy monkey fucking Kardashians.

Chelsea handler does not look like herself at all. Oh the wonders of retouching.

Holy airbrushing

#37

You said it for me. NUDE and NAKED are not the same as "she's not wearing clothes, but you could see this much or more if she had a bikini on."

THE NUDE IS A LIE.

They dont have butts? Like at all?

Wow, Dushku doesnt like being naked at all, does she? She looks like they had to hold a gun on her.

Eliza Dushku was once quoted as saying that the you had a better chance at seeing the second coming of Christ than to see her pose nude. Wonder what made her change her mind?

Eliza Dushku was once quoted as saying that the you had a better chance at seeing the second coming of Christ than to see her pose nude. Wonder what made her change her mind?

sorry about the duplication. Damn slow server.

Well I always wondered how that Douchco's career survived that 'Biffys' - the Vampire Slayers' TV show.
In my neck of the woods - we just call those outhouse slayer/purgers - the 'honey wagon.' Who really gives a shit * if the pump-out crew are packin' silver bullets or wears garlic around their necks ? No one really wants to televise it. That type of thing.
(Not that I've seen the show)
( The gals all look gr8, by the way) ( Well ok , that one married that weird right wing fish Salmon Rushdie could PROBABLY use some coaching - but, like, grrls can make mistakes)

(* Well ok - I gave a few - but only for compost purposes.)

anybody knows why america hates nipples, folks?
...........................BEATS ME!!

Eliza looks 40 in that photo.

Re: # 57 Just received a text from Mr French. Apparently 'Jody' now reports it's 'Buffy' - ie with a 'U' - not 'Biffy'

Sorry if there's been any confusion.

There's obvious airbrushing in all 3 pics. What else is new?

And to the superficial writer, I love your blog, I think you're hilarious but Chelsea Handler is still funnier and, not to mention, more successful. Methinks your "bat wings" comment may have been born out of jealousy...

Hoboola!

You can tell it's airbrushed because Padma has a HUGE scar on her right arm, that magically does not appear here...It's a shame because she's probably the one who needed the least airbrushing otherwise, and that's a well-known facet of her.
FYI her mother is white, so her skin isn't very dark--I don't think they really changed the color of her skin

long boobs!

Dook chute looks old yo.

Eliza Dushku = One hot Mormon chick!

Chelsea looks awesome, although she's probably been airbushed to death, but Eliza looks like freakin Gollum from LOTR. What happened there???

There is a brief topless scene of Eliza in The Alphabet Killer. Sucky movie, nice titty shot.

Chelsea isnt funny and she isnt attractive. So overrated.

I'm a jew hating muslim, but I like Chelsea's jewbs. I am black after all, and she's white.

Great... now my pants are tight...

click on any pics with stars and you'll se them without...

stop complaining.

Anything featuring the words "Dushku" and "nude" deserves an instant Pulitzer.

@9

Randal .... sleeping pills and a bottle of vodka. Comsume these and do us all a favor

What's up with Padma's arms?? Bush must look like Don King in a leg-lock.

#76 - I have a razor, some cream and the will to get the job done.

They look great, but, yeah, I'd say they got their money out of the airbrush this time.

I'm not sure exactly how, but I imagine somebody will see a connection between Obama "converting" the U.S. to socialism and their hineys. And Obama's name will be altered in a creative and hilarious way.

Wonder if padma ever found some crawlers in the emmense facial bush of salmon rushdie, during their union...

79

Yep it will change to "former" President Barack Obama. But, we'll throw the radical liberal bums out in 2010 and grab power from the socialist. He may veto our bills, but at least he won't pass his tyranical agenda and run our country into bankruptcy.

I like Chelsea Handler but this photo has been airbrushed to the max! She is an older woman and on the show I have noticed she has a big booty and thicker thighs. Her stomach looks super small. It is a beautiful picture. I would show it off to everyone because who is really going to be able to know if her body is like that or not. I guess we will have to wait until she puts on a bikini.

Dushku FTW

Fck i hate typos

I can't believe Padma used to bang Salmon Rushdie.

Right on 81! I for one can't wait for the Obamunists to suck on the barrel of my 2nd amendment guaranteed assault rifle. I know that 43 nearly tripled our national debt and was a traitor to conservatism, but at least he kept us safe! And did you see how agiule hewas when he dodged those shoes? I been Obuma would have be knocked right in his fat lips, then instructed his handlers to each pull out their "gats" sideways then pepper the crowd, you know, like a drive by. Why should we even control healthcare costs? I mean, it's because of the higher medical fees that the HMOs are employing so many people now! leave it to Barak Osama to try and steal more American jobs.

So Dirk, you sound handsome........ do you like the movies?

Thanks Jane. I do, however detect far more genetic diveristy in the NA street apes due to their propensity to breed outside of the family unit, whereas the North American Caucasian Cro Magnon tends to interbreed within its own family units, generally preferring its own offspring to new pussy.

86

I don't care who they fuck. I just don't want to pay for their offspring they refulse to support.

I second what 87 said. I refulse to pay for their offspring too. I read that there are mnore whites on welfare and/ or receiving entitlements than negros. I don't believe it, but then again, I think Ptolemy was right and Galileo was a liberal fag.

Nice pics.
Eliza, nice pose. BTW, it's apparent that in 20 years you are going to look like Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. Scary...
Injun Jane, me not know who you are.
Chelsea, dear, how much baby's blood did you have to bathe in to get that younger body and loose the leather face?
Damn, don't the mags even TRY to hide the airbrush these days?

88

The per-capita welfare spending figures are higher for black recipients because the percentage of the total black population that receives welfare is greater than the percentage of the white population that receives welfare. The same is true for Hispanic recipients.

The higher rates of welfare receipt among blacks and Hispanics are largely the result of the erosion of marriage among those groups. In 1998,

*** 69.1 percent of black children were born outside of wedlock.

***41.6 percent, Hispanics

whites the number was
***21.9 percent.

Hope that clears up your confusion, 88.

#18

One percent of the richest Americans will get a tax increase in 2010. The rest of Americans get a TAX BREAK. America needs to invest in Americans and America to stay strong. You have been mislead by listening to the non news like Hannity and Rush.

The Master Race is an ugly group of hated murderers who are completely jealous of the white race and so they will more or less eliminate us and our culture. They already more or less have displaced our culture with their vulgar television programs. So keep watching tv pussies. And let your whoring little girls breed with animals. Not to mention the dirty flithy impoverished scum that has been brought here recently will replace us. Take a look around. They are winning.
But who cares, right?

I have to say, this is the PERFECT platform for a political debate. Fucking Idiots.

Massa' here again. So dick, um, sorry, "dirk", what you're saying is that the actual number of whites on welfare and the total cost of those whites receving entitlments, as opposed to your bogus "per capita" statistics that do not reflect actual costs but only cost in your select demographic chosen to prove your bogus point, far exceeds that of black and hispanic people combined? Right. Get a clue you cock.

Eliza Dushku just taught KK a thing or two about being a hot girl with an ethnic background. KK is not even close to being in her same class. Plus, Dushku has a real career, not a fabricated pop culture persona. I love me some Eliza.

[wow, someone get me a bottle of vodka so I can fuck Chelsea handler.]

True, very few, if any, female comediennes are hot.

Eliza looks like she has down syndrome... all the time... is that a mean thing to say?

80 - are you actually that stupid? When Clinton was president we had a balanced budget, after 8 years of Bush wasting all our money blowing up the middle east and deregulating banking out economy is in the gutter

you are a moron if you cant understand that

eliza dushku is gorgeous, this pic is hot! but who the hell asked chelesea hangler to pose??!? nobody wants to see her

Eliza is hot but isn't Eliza Dushku Albanian or something, what is ethnic about that? KK on the other hand is like a different race but equally hot.

why do people use the superficial to type rude stuff about black people and fags? this is a celebrity gossip website, not rushlimbaugh.com
and i agree, galileo was a pussy EARTH RULES & THE SUN DROOLS
i still think chelsea handler's a butterface

I bet they'd look 100x better WITHOUT the Photoshop, with all their imperfections and the natural texture of their skin. And once again, we witness the "nude photo" where the NIPPLE has been airbrushed away!! Ridiculous.

does anyone else think it looks like padma only has one boob?

Padme's got me pattin' my schlonkstick.

i love you chelsea!

Wow, Chelsea needs to do more of this, for another classy publication like Cheri. Seriously, someone as crass as her needs an equally crass publication. But fuck, I'd buy it.

Also, who does the photoshopping for these asshats? I mean, you can see where they used the "heal" tool on the nips. Seriously!

i like

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Is this an underground Racist Blog?