Apr 20 2009Brooke Hogan in a bikini

Where's her boyfriend? I don't see him.

FIRST! W00T.

FIRST! W00T.

From the Wikipedia article on Stack$:

It is reported Stack$ first album had an estimated cost of 10 million dollars and only sold 92 copies its first week.

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The woman who says "I know I have a beautiful body" is really quite heavy and has fake tits. Oh ?

Ok, seriously, for once, she doesn't look like a man and I have to unfortunately say, with deep regret I might add..I'll tap that.

God, I'm going to be sick.

Ok, seriously, for once, she doesn't look like a man and I have to unfortunately say, with deep regret I might add..I'll tap that.

God, I'm going to be sick.

What an unfortunate looking guy. I can't wait till this goes all reverse Chris Brown and she smacks the shit out of him.

she looks like she could snap that guy in half... She must weigh at least 160!

I even didn't know she has a boyfriend? Where did she hide him?

her boyfriend has a head shaped like a dolphin.

She looks like she can maintain a very firm erection.

Oh cute! Look at that teeny tiny guy. Brooke can tuck him in her cleavage and tote him around with her. Awwww.

are you sure this isn't linda?

I was in too much of a hurry so I didn't read the headline - I assume this is the horse that threw Madonna?

ok i totally get that not everyone is built the same but damn! this girl has an unfortunate figure she's huge and doesn't even have an a$$. that's a cruel joke at least if ur big all over it's not so bad but i'm sure she works out yet lacks any definition, and insists on showing everyone what her dad would look like with implants...poor girl keep some clothes on!

A 12 year old with that many tattoos?

(BTW, I translated that tattoo 'Deposit Creampie Here!')

who's the weed?

Pic #4 - um, yikes.

#13 - I don't think her boyfriend is the only thing she's tucking away...

I see a great mouth- and boobs shot though.

This visual evidence is crucial. Like most rape victims, he will be reluctant to testify against her.

why is that dude wearing a dress? Is it me or can you see brooke's cock?

Big girl..... but probably a lot of fun to bang.

Nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones.

It's you sweetie. You're having THAT dream again. Time to wake up and change your shorts. You don't want to stay all sticky-wicky, now do you?

He appears to be a spinner.

He's very confused about why he always smells Rogaine when he goes down on Brooke.

I'm a midget.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm taking a double dose of Cialis!!!!!

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Superficial Writer,

Please save yourself the trouble of posting beasts like this and simply post "I HATE YOU ALL." It'll save time, and keep a few more kids off the streets who would be driven to blind themselves with heroin rather than ever think of Brooke in a bikini again.

Dear Superficial Writer,

Please save yourself the trouble of posting beasts like this and simply post "I HATE YOU ALL." It'll save time, and keep a few more kids off the streets who would be driven to blind themselves with heroin rather than ever think of Brooke in a bikini again.

Why do they continue to force this chick on us? Blech!! Make her go away.

These are always great for pulling out the rookie double posters....

Last Few Pics: Isnt it SAD when they think they look like Marilyn Monroe and they REALLY look like Latter Day Anna Nicole Smith?

What a great name for a church, by the way- The Church of Latter Day Anna Nicole Smiths!

BWSNWW : BIG WOMEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR WHITE

Two questions:

Are those fake tits?

Is he a negro?

She is dating a midget wigger, nice.
We all know what she really wants to date, just afraid daddy will beat her ass. lol

Flat ass lookin' like loose-leaf paper.

Oh, stop it you guys. She's huge, but not because she's fat (I'm lookin' at you, 5, 9, and 16). This girl is like, freakin 6 feet tall! with the build of a linebacker! she could be skin and bones and still be massive. I think she's doing the best she can with what God gave her. And he was clearly being pretty stingy in the talent/brains/ass arena and layin it on thick in the chin/nose/shoulders line.

this broad confuses the hell out of me. i used to want to bone her and then she got gross...but now she's looking pretty good here. i'd hit it. fuck it.

Wooooh, YEAH!!

Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!

She looks like her Mum, and that's nothing good.

Yep, just as I suspected. got some fake tatters done. no complaints here though.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/nick_hogan_released_from_jail.php?bfm_index=1

so it's normal for one breast to be bigger than the other, but in those white-dress pics, one boob is hanging down a good three inches past the other. something is amiss here.

Who's the Pittsburgh midget that Stack$ up to 3 dimes. Is that Jay Leno wearing a dress and blond wig?

She's huge and hot. Completely and utterly do-able.

Haters - just admit that you're unsure of your strength and stamina and that you have a tiny penis and you're too short, or whatever else it is that's keeping you from admitting that she looks good in these shots.

Just being 6 ft tall doesn't make her a beast - it just means you're not man enough to satisfy a 6ft tall woman.

That fucking face HAS to go. Seriously.

Hannibal, you still around? I saw you on one of the other posts recently?

Can you please take care of this bitch? I'll supply the fava beans. Just reprise that scene from "The Silence of the Lambs" where you're in the isolated cell with the 2 security guards.... just use Brook as the one who gets de-faced.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when I smack you down with these silicon cones?!! It's lights out, brother, then I flip you over and 1,2,3 (unlubricated thrusts)!

this chick is retarded , she already looks like her mom and where the fuck is her ass?

Poor little fella. Pooor little dolphin-headed fella. I can't imagine dating a guy that much smaller than me....but hey, short guys need love too I imagine. After all, my husband is 5'6 and towers over me. I guess I better watch out for Brooke Hogan.

Whoa. Heidi Montag has put on some weight!

The fake boob thing is not working for her.

@37 ...I didn't say she was fat. learn to read

Enormous fake tits
No ass to speak of at all
Stupid blonde beeotch

Good to see the banjo player from "Deliverance" has hooked up with Brooke.

I would love to see her wrestle three of these little bald guys at once. My money would be on the Brookster.

So she's dating the guy responsible for the delicious potato chips that come in a can?

Makes sense to me...

Don't know her. Can't figure out whether she is 30 or 50. Have to look it up on the Internet.

Don't know her. Can't figure out whether she is 30 or 50. Have to look it up on the Internet.

Wha-at ??? She is only 20 ?
You mean the scrawny little Tunisian next to her is NOT the beach waiter, but her BOYFRIEND ?

She isn't fat...she is just tall with a bigger bone structure....so does a girl have to be 5'0" and 100 pounds to be considered attractive? I just don't understand how a person can look at Brooke and say she is manly and fat just because she is tall with a larger bone structure...she is toned and doesn't have any fat rolls or anything for goodness sake! I think that men make such rude comments because they are insecure and the only type of woman that can make them feel like any bit of a man is one that is 5'0" and 100 pounds......it's so funny how men get so intimidated by a real woman!

She reminds me of an R.Crumb drawing. Not completely sure why...

Raptor toe

hey# 37,i am # 16. i am actually 5'11" and not a kate moss type or even close. i even said i get it that she's big but no need 2 run around flaunting unflattering clothing or pics of urself. i'm glad we r not all shaped alike. but that's also why they make different types of clothing etc. she isn't hideous 2 me but why let ur belly hang out if it aint cute? there r ways to look hot w/o flashing ur man flesh is all i'm saying and again i'm 5'11" and 155 myself so....i don't try and pretend like i'm 5'3 and 100lbs.

hey # 59 r u saying that a person who is 5' and 100lbs isn't a "real" woman, ur an idiot. i'm almost 6' tall and i'm pretty sure that height and weight etc aren't the determining factor in whether or not someone is a "real" woman what a stupid term...5' or 6', 100lbs or 350lbs. vagina/and all the other parts are what make a "real" woman or shit mayb i've been lied 2. u must b 1 of those huge b%#%#es too or u wudn't refer 2 "real" women in that way.

#63 needs a hug, and maybe a spelling lesson....."wudn't" isn't a word! IDIOT!

#63 needs a hug, and maybe a spelling lesson....."wudn't"....HAHA ok IDIOT!

she really looks allot like her mother!

WOW! thanks #64 UR intellect is astonishing! if u H8 stupid people UR whole family must miss u desperately! but really thanX 4 clearing that up 4 me. next maybe we can get in2 proper use of CAPITAL letters, didn't know this was a F$#^@&g spelling bee.

I must have missed the official announcement that it's cool for 20 year old girls to look like 45 year old Miami housewives after their 5th plastic surgery.

#60 Is it because she looks a lot like an R Crumb female character??? Only she has no ass.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'd frunk that. Repeatedly. She'd crush me to death between her legs but I've had multiple lifetime bowel obstruction disorder, so she'd actually be doing me a favor. As long as I'm not reincarnated as something coming out of Britney Spears' shaved clam

She's going to be a big lass when she grows up, rilly biiiig. Festively plump.

@59: That's where I've seen that guy before! I was wondering what was wrong with his noggin.
Now I'm going to sit back and try and figure out if he's wearing pants or shorts.

Jeebus H. Christo! I meant #53.
I wish these fuckers here at work would leave the Turd alone so he can play on the internet(s) without getting distracted!

She is pretty, not REALLY pretty, but you have to admit she looks good here. Considering that Hulk is her father, she looks feminine enough. She would have been hot in the 50's (before all of the photo shopped pictures of childlike women's faces and the tall lanky bodies). That doesn't mean I think models are not "real women" either.

Petite women, tall women, strong women, curvy (not fat) women, and delicate woman: we are all normal and all beautiful. Why does the media try to fit us into one mold?

props to# 74! ( uh oh did i just use slang look out the "i don't get typing abbreviation or slang police r out there!") still can't believe u think i WUD b using that as a legit word.

You people are crazy. Forget her weird family and stupid antics, this girl is hot. Beautiful body and all over tan. If you wouldnt hit that, then you are gay. Period.

as pretty as she is, if you look at that first picture, it looks like she is trying to strike that Bigfoot pose made famous in the 70s(by her dad?) on that video. Im sure its just a coincidence.

Let me know when she finds her ass. It is flat and disgusting!

Is it legal to date a pothead whale?

Boo!

She has ugly legs, and her boyfriend, if that's what you can call him, is a pip squeak. Even I feel like throwing sand in his face.

To The Above,

Stop saying that her boyfriend looks like a dolphin or a whale, they are cute. Her boyfriend is some type of fungus thing or something.

She is orange. Very very orange. When will white people learn that it's better to be natural than to be orange??

LOL at the mini klansmen who hate her more because the dude appears to be black. Dont you all have another teabag fest to attend?

Geh...her and Heidi should get together and make one really stupid piece of shit video so I don't have to vomit twice in the same day..

Well, I hate to say this...but I'd rather do this than Tori Spelling. I know it will turn blue, purple then black...and burn the whole time.

i will tag that ass all nite looonnngg and suck dick to.

Her implants settled very well. A++++++

Holala!

DUDE!!!!

6 freaking rows of pics of this Behemoth!

Good god man!

But seriously folks, never mind who she is, this is kinda what a womans body used to look like before all the toothpicks came along. This is a full figure. Now that's a body! Not a 10 but a dam fine body.

LOL does he have a "$" tattoo? what a wannabe geek.

She's dating Weeman from Jackass?

Her tits look great in the white dress.
Anyone who says they would not f*ck her is a liar.
She just needs some ass implants and she is good to go.

Total, complete butter face. Other than that I wouldn't call her fat - she has a nice bod for being so tall and broad - though a booty would be nice.

ENOUGH WITH THIS UGLY, BIG-BEAKED BITCH ALREADY..PLEASE!!! Same goes for her hideously orange and ugly paedophillic family!

Rosie O'Donnel is hot for that. Yep, the tree sap is running.

SHE HAS BIGGER FEET THAN HIS CRAPPY BF LOL!!

She looks like bigfoot in the first picture.

Why does anyone care about this nasty fuckpig?

Why does anyone care about this nasty fuckpig?

Why does anyone care about this nasty fuckpig?

I'm just wondering here...

Do you think that after Brooke pulls out and spunks gargantua juice on the dude's back, she yells "YEEEAHHHHH.......BROTHER!!!!"

???

obviously sushi your ass cares otherwise why bother to make a fucking comment.

whale!

I dont know who I hate readig and seeing more of....

Heidi and Spencer

or....

Brooke in a Bikini.....

OR maybe I should hang myself...

and for the others making stupid ass comments about her looks.......... i'm guesting the majority of you all are men who's only date IS THEIR HANDS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, GET THE LOTION READY FAGS.

what's wrong with you fags?
LOOK AT THOSE ZEPPELINS!!!

i would motorboat those till she snaps my dick between them

I would feel bad for making fun of her, if she didn't dress so inappropriately for her body type, I mean her boobs are falling out and that doesn't look attractive to anyone but people with fetishes. I have to say she's taken a lot from her dad, I mean she's really fit, you don't see any pics of her with cellulite and such, but seeing from the color of her skin she's gonna be wrinkled and fugly when she gets old, just like.. her mom.
Kudos for being healthy
EW for not wearing enough clothes

Binky: Well ok - Over a hundred comments on a Brooke Hogan thread ? Like - I've just been waterboarded 183 times...
and not sure what to comment here....on a Brooke Hogan thread....Houston ? ...Any problems ?....Problemos ?? Did I lose it at about # 97? It wasn't an inside job ? Houston ? Where's Jacques Cousteau when you need him. I could use some SCUBA (tm)

Jane Harmon (202) 225 8220 : It wasn't the Jews. Let's make things clear - it wasn't AIPAC. I have no idea why this Brooke Hogan thread went over a hundred.
And I have no idea why those 'Urban Moving Systems' guys kept dancing on 9/11.
It was probably bed bugs.

Weak day dude. Get some real posts up here.

I am Thor! Hear me roarrrrr.......Hey! I have boobs?

I wonder if this girl has fornicated yet?

awwwwww all you little men are being bitter :(

just stick with the midget chicks and you'll feel big and strong

methinks the unusual busyness on her today is secretly a lot of guys myself included were strangely drawn to a couple of these pics. that ass in 17 and 20 did it for me suddenly i wana hit that effing amazon too. omfg did i really just think that out loud??

This girl need plastic surgury on her face NOW!! She already looks like her mom does now. Get rid of that face and put a womans face there and she would be a knockout.

115#. I feel your need. Right up to the point his/her penius hit my ass. Then I must ask the pretty blond to backup.No, Hulkamania, tonight, baby!

As you can clearly see, blonds are fairer.

So 111-118.
Gr8 points all. You all seem like real intellectual.
But what whee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

OMG, if you want to see what a LOSER this Stack$ is, just look at his "self-edited" Wikipedia page! LMAO

Don't let this thirtynine (39)year old fool ya!!

last couple rows=beached whale. although she deosn't look absolutely horrible by any means i just like to make fun

Her ass is as flat as his head.

Add some ass on the next Edit.

i cant believe she's only two years older than me...her face is so old looking
bad genes

Brooke looks gr8.
But I'm think'in - Brooke - maybe tell dad type thing - SSSSSSHHHHHHH - we now need a little bit of "Black-Ops" as they say in the industry.(The CIA, NSA and Pentagon didn't quite figure it out yet..)
look Brooke -maybe tell Dad to get together Sly, The Rock, John-Claude VD, Steve Segal, Jackie Chan - and well WTF - Bruce Willis, Shaq, Mel Gibson, and Eddie Murphy from Beverly Hills Cop - and a few others for a 'Black Ops' - type operation.
You know. Justice - American style.(FINALLY) That type of thing.
(I was going to say more -but I'd probably be arrested .)

Why does "as much breast as humanly possible" link to a picture where you can hardly see her breasts at all?

I have to say, that's pretty much a perfect bodytype (fake boobs or not). I have like a perverted fetish over a pair of big round thighs, JUST like hers! I just think it's sexy as hell.

I think she is hot. So she is not a stick-figure, but she is toned and built, and I don't see too much muscle either. I'd definitely go lesbian with her.

Orange always goes well with blue.
But an orange person is just weird.

Love her abs, though.

Binky: SWell. Ok.
A: PROBLEMS
Wolfowitz, Perle, Feith, Dov at the Pentagon, That mench writing for the NYT, Let alone Cheney, Rove, Scooter, Rumsfeld, and that new guy Rahm Emanuel.
This is your perceived 'Brain Trust.' over the last years America !!Give it Up ! LET"S HERE IT !!! Look what they've done! ! !!!
(Crickets)
(Well ok - apparently the 'real world' has been a bit disappointed at their existence USA )

(By the way - Torture's illegal Obama - maybe look it up in a book.). (Try looking under 'T' and then maybe 'wing it ' from there)

B: HOW TO GET Any CREDIBILITY IN REAL WORLD- (USA USA USA ! etc)

Cliff Notes : So America - to get any type of credibility in the real world put those people listed above at 'A ' in the Octagon. With Chuck Liddell, Tito, GSP, Spider , Marco Cro Copp and Brock Lesner- and then maybe throw in the Dean of Mean, Keith Jardine...
Ok Bernake and few Fed Bankers as well.
(One at a time of course-that type of thing)
(Then repeat - like 183 times a month)
Apres ? - 'Respect' America - as they say in the industry.
RESPECT !

Shit - I forgot Larry Summers,
He's gotta go at least 5 rounds - 183 times a month with Lesner.

You gotta get some respect back USA. Go 4 it !!

she looks like a nice curvy woman to me..I think some man tired of skeletons would go crazy for her

She'll crush the life out of Stacks like a delicate tissue paper. Maybe she should date some wrestlers. These guys she's with look like she should sit them on her lap and read stories to them.

@ 4 - That is FUCKING K-FED CLASSIC. Looks like it's already deleted though. Sometimes you can find some bizarre Wiki stuff cached on Google.

@128 - Say hello to Robert Crumb I guess.

Hello!

Who's the smurf?

Damn, that fugly face. She has a great body but her moms 50 year old face. YUCK!! Brooke needs work on her face pronto. Get rid of the huge chin and just tweak the nose. Plus.,. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE SUN!! She will be Leather Face in a few years if she doesn't get out of the sun.
If she insist on being tan, go the spray tan way. Save your skin from cancer.

What's that little brown thing she's with?

That douche actually has a dollar sign tattoo on his fuckin arm.... seems like he's right up there with the Gotti retards.

I will give her this though, pic 10 is pretty damn hot.

Melissa @139...oh man why did you have to bring those guys up? Just when I had forgotten they existed.

Anyway, hopefully she has fractionally more brains than Anna Nicole Smith. Of course, a compost heap does, so that's not hard.

She's just one blue vest away from looking like every other WalMart greeter in the country.

Okay, I just figured it out - that little brown thing she's with is that micro-midget in the latest "Island of Dr. Moreau". The one with Marlon Brando.

she looks like cameron diaz in the face, and that aint a good thing.

Wow, sweet "boyfriend". I didn't know troglodytes still existed.

please post soon to move these pics from the top of the site. Ugh.

WHAT THE? is she feeling ugly? why is she dating a dude with an Oval shape head...

Brooke is really THICK and not in a good way.

Very man like.

Zero sex appeal.

the term "full figured" comes to mind. She needs to hit that pole again.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*

i'd hit it still

That's a protein inspired bod! from years of the hulkster downing steaks and raw eggs! I like it, id stuff her like the turkey tenderloin i had yesterday...at least her belly is not hanging over the panties...

e-fucking-nuff already.

What the hell is she trying to do with that face and ass chin. Whos she kidding?

As for that little foot stool that she's dating, he does have a dolphin head.

good god!! She looks like her pathetic MANLY mother and her tiny little boyfriend looks just like her KILLER brother. fucking nasty.

there is man face trying to look sexy again. she needs work done like Ashley simpson.

Does anyone else think her boyfriend looks like a white Ethiopian? Eat a fucking sandwich, for crap's sake!

Recently I found a hot club -- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.

Venom said

She just needs some ass implants and she is good to go.

I have her ass implant right here-throbbing and ready to take the plunge

i'd do this beefy bitch, cankles and all.

but nervously...the hulkster might walk in on us and rip my head off and shit down my neck.

Brooke is a sweetheart. You can tell by the way she gives her boyfriend the reach around while she hits it from the back.

Man one of her boobs is huge compared to the other!!

Is that Linda Hogan? she is thick!

Damn! That bitch can probably kick my ass and I'm a big guy.

Blimey shes a big lass!

not sure why everyone is hating on here.....she is an attractive woman and some of you would not come close to even sniffing a girl like her.....on the other hand, what's up with her BF...haha....now that is something to laugh about; wut a goof....c'mon Brooke you can do waaaaaaaaaaay better than that...he looks retarded

I don't know why people complain about her...she's hot. She's a really attractive girl. Stupid stick figure lovers. lol you either wished you looked half as good as this chick or are all pissed cause you could never get a girl like her.

I really don't know why everyone keeps talking about how ugly she is. She's not. At all. You could do much, much worse. I think people just enjoy talking shit. If you just saw Brooke in the street, you wouldn't really think twice, whereas you all probably spent 5 minutes thinking of insults that would get you a lol.

talk about going for the opposite from her father... is she a lesbian or something? the guys head looks like a deformed midget?!

talk about going for the opposite from her father... is she a lesbian or something? the guys head looks like a deformed midget?!

what a catch...

She is too brown. and the boyfriend? What is that?

i went to high school with Stack$, he was on the tennis team, no joke, and so were his only two friends

Hey, if Stacks makes a movie of him taking a shit on her face, she might turn into a "SUPERSTAR" like Kim Kardashian!

Ok seriously are we so used to looking at anorexic coke heads that Brooke is FAT!!???

I DON'T THINK SO U ASS'S!!! SHE IS A HEALTHY LOOKING GIRL!

why does she look like she's @ 45, and what the hell is wrong with this guy's head??? poor Brooke...

That chin cleavage is something that one could 'boink'. She's got chin cleavage, breast cleavage, and buttocks crack cleavage. I believe you could do her in all of them. But seriously folks, who wouldn't be thinkin' of the Hulk when bouncing on her? Is that gay? Why do I feel wrong for having stirrings down South of the border?

ok ok so she has a bangin bod (excpet for the no ass part she needs to see kim kardashians surgeon asap) but her face needs some work...she has more ass on her chin than on her back side.

I must say she's looking considerably better then she did during the 'pole dancing' show.

There is so much she could do with her appearance that would turn her image around, she could be a perfectly beautiful, tasteful woman. I have seen pictures of her looking absolutely lovely, it's truly a waste.

She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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what happen with her ass? no ass buuu!

She probably has ten lbs. on him.

I think Brooke is HOT! Very Sexy, but I just wish she'd lose the navel ring! : )

Where does she put her balls? Or did the steroids make them shrink up? She is about as feminine as Serena Williams. I would like to see them wrestle. It would be ugly but funny. Thick ass whores.

She is Vanessa Feltz (fat british TV personality)

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