Apr 24 2009Britney Spears should see a doctor

oh NOOO!!

Que prescription.

Well, that certainly moved me.. No wait, I just have to take a shit....

What a dignified act. What was that supposed to be?

She should just let the music play while she sits in the middle of the stage eating Cheetos.

What a dignified act. What was that supposed to be?

#6 a dance interpretation of the first attempt to raise the Titanic.

Cirque de Toilet.

*cringes*

Anyone who pays to go see this retard in concert should have their head examined.

Seriously, unless she is doing a live nude show - why would you go see her?

Manatees are actually very graceful creatures. At least in water. Please stop insulting manatees on this internet website.

Cheers and regards,

Will

damn, that must have hurt like hell... those things are literally GLUED or sometimes even sewn into your head... it's pretty hard to pull them out...

http://videogum.com/archives/caught-on-tape/dont-tase-the-naked-wizard-mor_066181.html

What a stupid cunt.

Between her Frappucino swilling, her chain smoking, her K-Fed fucking, her child endangering, and her Cheetos scarfing, this cow needs to mooo alllll the way home!

her body confuses me. i don't think the side is her best angle (maybe any angle).

the fish must be hungover, only one post so far today... fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son

the fish must be hungover, only one post so far today... fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son

I have to agree. Britney spears is so sloppy.

Okay, I feel the need to say this. "Women" do not wear extensions. Tacky, trashy cows who imprudently shave their heads in fits of drug-addled rage wear extensions. Also, spoiled LA brats with Barbie complexes.

Speaking as an old baby boomer who has seen all the greats...Boy, that is rock and roll at its best.

i don't understand what the problem is: medieval tortures like this were common.
this dramatic reenactment of the suffering of the tortured should be treated with respect.

wow. SHOCK. she wears extensions...!

I want to see what her real hair looks like...

a shame. During the years 2000-2002 she had the hottest combination of fit body and gorgeous angelic face in the world.

Er Grace I'll have you know Women do wear extensions.
Even classy respectable society Women wear extensions.

I dated this high society Women in Dudley once and she had extensions.
She also had a large collection of wigs and the biggest Adams apple I'd seen.

So try telling me that "real Women" don't wear extensions now.

It's that stupid guy's fault for laying his hand on it.

this "amazing" show is exactly what her kids are supposed to watch

Is she still wearing that wig?

#24: "she had the hottest combination of fit body and gorgeous angelic face in the world"
How do you know ? For sure there's a girl somewhere in Sweden or Russia or Japan who has a better body/face combination. American TV is not the world.

even if that is a romanian orphan's hair, wouldn't someone yanking it out still hurt?

Her hair extensions fell out because the guy had trouble with lifting her up.

The guy looks pretty fit and strong to me.And still having trouble? *Gasp*

How heavy are these hair extensions? He just dropped some extra weight.

Maybe he was trying to lift her by her hair and then he noticed he just grapped her by her hair extension?

as they dude was being lifted away with B in tow, looks like he pushed off the couch thing with his hand at the same time as being lifted with her hair tangled up in his fingers...so ouch....

Maybe she told him to do that after she could see the strain on his face.

Yes Britters, it's the hair extensions that are heavy.
More akin to throwing a few deck chairs of the Titanic.

I wonder why I suddenly have the Titanic on my mind.

omg #7 LMFAO haha :) You made me choke on my water. Thanks :P lol

Am I imagining it, or is that guy like a totally buff dwarf? He looks shorter then Brit.

Hope you're not in too much pain Britney for it looks like you screamed as your hair was ripped out of your scalp. Massage that and apply warm water.

Thanks for a great show last night!

Randal

If she did scream then thank god she lip syncs or the crowd would have heard it and they paid to hear her sing, and call them motherfuckers.

FAIL

Does it really hurt to have extensions pulled out? I hope so!

Manatees are graceful
Britney Spears Circus Act is NOT!
bAD STIPPER WANNABE, BAD STRIPPER WANNA BE

reminds me of Sean Penn's "crescent moon" scene in "Sweet and Lowdown"

# 8 - Very Funny.

Oh My God! That was fuckin hilarious!!!
And you commenters cracked me the fuck up!! Good job guys.
I was just glad that pussy Randal didn't comment and make me puke.Wait...to late. That fucking cocksucker did post.What a fucking douche.
Kudos to #'s 8 , 11,14, 30,40.
LMFAO!!!

Barely noticeable. Not interesting. Next.

i know a dancer that got fired yesterday....

Naive & dumb americans are really thinking a doctor can cure her, folks?

Grace #19 and Anon #25...plenty of REAL women wear hair extensions, it's just that when they're done right, you CAN'T TELL

Take it from a hairdresser who does extensions on actresses and real women on a regular basis, and everyone believes it is their own hair.

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#49
1) when ever a woman has to use the phrase REAL woman she means fat and not that attractive. (and she's jealous)
I only bring this up because it implies that an attractive woman at a sensible weight is not a REAL woman and I find that a bit disrespectful.
Then what is she? Paper Mache?

And before you say they aren't real because they have plastic surgery to make them look more attractive remember the vast majority of women wear makeup and push up bras, tummy toners, those arse bra things, too much make up and hair extensions so they are not only as fake but hypocrites.

Why aren't actresses real women?

anyway learn to read.

I said she had lots of wigs and an ADAMS APPLE!
IT WAS A JOKE
women real or jealous don't have Adams apples Men do.
I even stole it from Friends which I guess is only watched by paper mache women.

Are you starting to understand now.
The joke was about dating a woman that was really a man.
You can't hide an Adams apple with a bit of blusher.

Dammit.
the message didn't look that big in the small comments box.
Well at least it wasn't saying why black people are ruining America or why god hates homosexuals that seem to frequent here.

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I'm with 11. If I were a manatee, I'd be totally insulted by the comparison.

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I didn't see the hair fall out. But, why don't they just start doing aerial sex shows? WTF!! If that guy wasn't a complete homo, he could have slipped it in on stage.