Apr 9 2009Britney Spears wants YOU to stay off weed
Due to excess smoke and poor ventilation, Britney Spears was forced to leave the stage for 30 minutes during her concert in Vancouver last night. She eventually returned to finish up her set and then ended the show by telling the audience "Don't smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!"
So, for those of you keeping score at home, Britney Spears no longer thinks it's cool to do all those drugs she did but still supports genital flashing. I guess a tiger really doesn't change its stripes. Or start wearing underwear even if you bribe it with a steak, I almost lost an arm. Who knew Britney was a biter?

Reader Comments
1. Que - April 9, 2009 10:57 AM
Que strangely aroused.
2. Casey - April 9, 2009 10:59 AM
That actually made me love her a little.
3. Lumpy - April 9, 2009 11:09 AM
Without drugs she would have NO fan base.....
4. amanda - April 9, 2009 11:09 AM
how can one rock out at a brittany spears show? isnt rock required for such a thing?
5. Obama - April 9, 2009 11:12 AM
It's sad how I have to spread awareness to liberals. Now that you have a HNIC you feel "hope" but not realize that he is the fall boy for a bigger machine. This entity will have the homo erectus move to your neighborhoods and populate. Then they will sell drugs and poison you and you sons. Later in your stupor you will miss while they mate with your daughter and rape your wife. When you come to, 4 years have passed and your home is worth 150K less, you are in rehab, and you have a mongrel living in your home. You can relax in your gated community with the busted gate and shabby weeds and wonder what the fuck happened, but the mistake happened when you had faith in a nigger.
Enjoy your "change"...
6. friendlyfires - April 9, 2009 11:12 AM
Dare I mention the all nude male strip club the Britney entourage descended on in Dallas ten days ago, where she grabbed and fellated ten BOUNCING employee hard-ons? So, now her new fetish is BWC & BBC. All cell phones were confiscated on the premises from employees and Britney's entourage during the three hour engagement - no pics whatsoever. Note to the paps - go to every male strip joint on her Circus tour - someone'll hit paydirt.
7. Fribble - April 9, 2009 11:16 AM
Can someone PLEASE program the auto-posting code to delete all posts containing the word "nigger?"
It's getting so common around here that it's no longer fun to read this site.
8. Wipe your tears - April 9, 2009 11:30 AM
Just a reminder.
Free speech does not exclude racism.
9. hornball - April 9, 2009 11:33 AM
#6 more information pleeeeeeeze!!!!
10. I agree... - April 9, 2009 11:37 AM
Enough with the racist rubbish.
Say a prayer for the White Trash of America!
God Bless the WHITE TRASH AMERICA!!!
11. mike - April 9, 2009 11:38 AM
The smoke must really affect her lip-synching.
12. Sportsdvl - April 9, 2009 11:39 AM
What a role model for the young women of America! I look forward to all the pre-teens and teenagers now walking around saying "Rock out with your cock out!"
13. AdamG - April 9, 2009 11:42 AM
You ever rocked out with your cock out at a Britney Spears concert...on weed?
14. ishi-san - April 9, 2009 11:49 AM
why does she want that? So there is more left for her?
And what kind of stupid thing is that to say anyway.....Is that supposed to be 'cool'????
15. GuyHolly - April 9, 2009 11:50 AM
Is there actually guys that aren't homo's at Brit's concerts? Image all them limp dicks waving in the breeze.
16. duh - April 9, 2009 11:51 AM
"Just a reminder.
Free speech does not exclude racism."
Just a reminder.
Free speech is protected in PUBLIC forums, not private.
This is a privately owned web site so "free speech" protection doesn't apply. The web site owner can censor anything he or she wants.
Time to repeat third grade, retard.
17. amanda - April 9, 2009 11:52 AM
how can one rock out at a brittany spears show? isnt rock required for such a thing?
18. amanda - April 9, 2009 11:53 AM
how can one rock out at a brittany spears show? isnt rock required for such a thing?
19. Andrea - April 9, 2009 11:54 AM
She "performed" in my hometown (no, I didn't go) and the local reviewer said she didn't sing and didn't move much, frequently sitting down onstage. I guess that's why there are so many pictures of her just standing and posing, or sitting down and posing, instead of singing and dancing. The reviewer said the packed house didn't seem to care that she was a half-zombie. That about says it all about Britney fans.
20. Objection sustained - April 9, 2009 11:54 AM
Man I wish those angry conservative assholes would just suck it up already. YOU LOST THE ELECTION, OKAY?? It's not the end of civilization. Go outside, man, it's a beautiful day.
21. sheana - April 9, 2009 11:55 AM
all class. people who call me a motherfucker are just the coolest.
22. RichPort's Ghost - April 9, 2009 12:01 PM
Oh that Britney (tooooooooooke) is such a (exhaaaaaaaaale) kidder...
23. Beth - April 9, 2009 12:03 PM
As we found out during the Sam Lutfi days, Britney's more of an Adderall-and-laxatives girl.
24. Rascally Rob - April 9, 2009 12:09 PM
I'm from up here in Vancouver, and you guys have the story a bit wrong. She actually played 3 songs, left the stage for 30, then came back and played ONE SONG. That's it.
People here would be pretty furious, but most of them are so high on weed they don't even know where they left their legs.
25. Joe - April 9, 2009 12:12 PM
Haha haa them crazy Canooks !
20,000 people can assemble and turn a theater into a West indian Ganga den, flash cocks and vaginas, have sex in public !
.....yey call somebody a fag (hurt speech) or bring a beer across the border its clubs, handcuffs & leg shackles.
-Joe
26. Joe - April 9, 2009 12:13 PM
Haha haa them crazy Canooks !
20,000 people can assemble and turn a theater into a West indian Ganga den, flash cocks and vaginas, have sex in public !
.....yey call somebody a fag (hurt speech) or bring a beer across the border its clubs, handcuffs & leg shackles.
-Joe
27. one of those bitter angry conservative racist redneck guys - April 9, 2009 12:15 PM
Well, they paid for the show with that fucked up worthless Canadian "dollar" so what did they expect.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
28. havoc - April 9, 2009 12:21 PM
Shouldn't that be Jam Out With Your Clam Out?
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29. AteIsEnough - April 9, 2009 12:42 PM
When did it become cool to be a freak and have ugly fat back-up singers / dancers? Do you see a couch troll anyone????
30. ishi-san - April 9, 2009 12:43 PM
@ 24: Do you think a Britney Spears concert is really the place where people with weed go??? They get completely paranoid with that music!! And by the way, I thought that only 13 year old girls go to see Britney??
31. George - April 9, 2009 12:45 PM
The only reason she would tell people to not smoke weed is to leave more for her to smoke in between frappuccinos, junk food and ecstacies.
32. A - April 9, 2009 12:47 PM
Aren't kids also go to Britney's concerts. Very classy.
33. A - April 9, 2009 12:48 PM
Aren't kids also go to Britney's concerts. Very classy.
34. Anon - April 9, 2009 12:49 PM
#30.
Thats what I thought, or is it now only 13 year old soon to be pregnant after following britneys advice girls go to a britney concert..
35. Objection sustained - April 9, 2009 12:52 PM
Anyway she smokes tobacco and eats big macs! I'm not taking health advice from that doughball....ever.
36. Zanna - April 9, 2009 12:58 PM
If the site is private, don't we have to subscribe and have a username and password to get into it? I'mma just sayin'......
37. GuyHolly - April 9, 2009 1:07 PM
@36 It's private--like my hollys are useful.
38. Funeral Guy - April 9, 2009 1:09 PM
I hope those dancers don't have to lift her up. Someone's gonna have quite the Workman's Comp case. Look at the chunk in the last thumbnail.
39. The Listener - April 9, 2009 1:14 PM
#21 , Sheana -- I love your sarcasm. My thoughts exactly. :)
#16 , Duh -- I doubt half the people posting online can tell the difference between an online public forum and an online private forum website so calling someone a retard isn't really clever, just mean.
#28, Havoc -- ROFL
40. smarg - April 9, 2009 1:29 PM
OK, all you motherfuckers who voted for Hussein Odumbo can KISS MY ASS.
Now I feel better. What were we talking about? Britney, weed, and cocks? Oh yeah. Word.
41. James - April 9, 2009 1:48 PM
"I doubt half the people posting online can tell the difference between an online public forum and an online private forum website"
people can't tell the difference between ".com" and ".gov"???????
42. Danklin24 - April 9, 2009 1:51 PM
Peace mothers fuckers, Wow Britney, what a way to end a show that teenagers might be atl. This girl bathes in classy sauce.
43. aham - April 9, 2009 2:53 PM
woman, you have kids
time to grow the fuck up already
44. PunkA - April 9, 2009 3:37 PM
Apparently that was not her vagina she flashed when with Lufti, but a shot of her inverted cock. Not that she is on tour, it;s back out "rocking" again.
45. vancouver girl - April 9, 2009 3:57 PM
hey guys i was at the vancouver show...she left for 30 minutes which wasnt a HUGE deal everyone was doing the wave in the stadium and people screaming...there was a few people smoking in the vip who got kicked out...besides that it was a air conditioner problem and the shows smoke machines probably caused the smoke to hang around at the bottom of the stage where the employees had to do quick changes and stuff.
i knew they would make this into some sort of britney drama queen story but overall it was an amazing show she came back on and did the rest of her show i dont know what that guy ROB was talking about...he probably wasnt even there.
46. ishi-san - April 9, 2009 4:05 PM
@34: HA! RIGHT! and I spotted one of them ----> #45
47. whites have tiny ones - April 9, 2009 4:11 PM
@5 it's hilarious, not sad, when one race considers bashing another race is, "spreading awareness". All the most fucked up serial killers were white. Every president that has fucked up previously, all white. Who fucked up the economy? Whites! minorities may have agreed to the mortgages but whose idea was it to make these ridiculous rate mortgages available in the first place? Who are known as cousin/sister fuckers in the Appalachian areas? it's all penis envy and 5 is envious.
48. Chelle - April 9, 2009 4:15 PM
Aww, that's sweet. I'm glad Britney is giving such good advice to our young motherfuc-....I mean, young people of America:
1) Don't smoke weed
2) Rock out with your cock out
3) Be peaceful
She's getting to be like some kind of Mother Teresa. Only dressed in dominatrix garb with weird black nipples instead of a habit.
49. J - April 9, 2009 5:12 PM
LOL & #13
This reminds me of a skit in an episode of Family Guy where Stewie is on stage at Woodstock and some people are smokin', he's all like "Hey, not cool people" then goes about his performance "Establishment, establishment, o how I love thee".
Look Spears - these are your customers dipshit... keep your opinions to yourself...
Perfect your life to righteousness.... then maybe you can give advise.
50. J - April 9, 2009 5:19 PM
"Hey, hey, hey! I smell marijuana! Not cool! Marijuana is illegal!"
Then he sings, "Estaaaaablishment, estaaaaablishment, you always know what's beeeesssst!"
51. justifiable - April 9, 2009 5:25 PM
#47 Uh, bashing on another race to refute their racist argument sort of ruins the effect you're going for. What's really both disgusting and mind-boggling is that #5 probably considers himself a good American - yeah, a true patriot of "his" America, which, of course, is only made up of white Christians. That America hasn't existed since the 1800's but there's nothing like expending all of your energy on both denying that reality and hating anyone who doesn't look or worship just like you do - it just makes your contribution to this country truly something special.
52. The Listener - April 9, 2009 5:27 PM
James,
Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little, but my point is that A LOT of people on the internet do not make the connection to the ending of web addresses and whether they are private or public. Granted, I've never polled a group to find out how many know the difference or not.
It can also be a bit confusing when a corporation (KMart for example) is PUBLICLY TRADED, yet has a private forum website.
I could easily see understand why #8 and a lot of other people would believe this is a public forum.
53. susan - April 9, 2009 5:44 PM
Ah, such a classy wench. I'm sure all the parents who shelled out big bucks so their pre-teen could see her show are soooo pleased with her farewell speech. I can just imagine if she speaks that way around her boo-boos. Gag me with a fork.
54. asshat williams - April 9, 2009 5:49 PM
BRIT, stop smoking cocks and smoke more weed you fucking chlamydia infested psycho cunt flap. jeez. swear much? dumb bitch.
55. justifiable - April 9, 2009 6:32 PM
#52 Mabe if #8 looked at the Terms of Use for the site they'd figure it out.
The government can't put limits on your speech, but your ISP and any web hosting company can. The US Supreme Court ruled in Reno v. ACLU that free speech doesn't apply to ISP's, webhosts, online discussion groups, bulletin boards, forums and other forms of Internet access. Terms of Service, Terms of Use, Authorized Use Policy, etc. are all legally binding, enforceable contractual agreements.
Outside of that, there are limits to free speech. Inciting to violence, racial intimidation, making threatening communications - these are all criminal offenses.
Stupidity isn't. Because if it were, #5 would be doing life.
56. jerrylives - April 9, 2009 7:57 PM
Any racist fuck still alive in the US should be taken out back, shot in the fuckin head and then pissed on
57. jerrylives - April 9, 2009 7:57 PM
Any racist fuck still alive in the US should be taken out back, shot in the fuckin head and then pissed on
58. Tommy Chong - April 10, 2009 12:07 AM
Hey man...chill out...telling people in Vancouver not to smoke weed, man...is like telling the Pope not to pray! So don't go telling other people what to do you fucking crazy bitch...like we grow the best fucking green on earth out here on the Canadian left coast, man!
59. NY Ted - April 10, 2009 12:12 AM
Listen...you'd have to be stoned out on more then just weed to pay to see this fucking stunned no talent hill-billy perform! Fuck...you are just plain stoned stupid and drugs have nothing to do with it.
60. boo - April 10, 2009 12:20 AM
Brit is the greatest preformer alive. Don't hate, you stupid fuck-tards!
61. pfc, any war you can name - April 10, 2009 12:35 AM
#45 If you believe that all the fallen soldiers in past wars have died to uphold our rights, that includes the rights of the racist fucks posting here. And it seems to me like it's a damn poor bargain and a betrayal of every one of the fallen that these fucks are proud to be racists. Freedom isn't free, and the bill will come due, I pray these assholes are given 5 minutes with a marine who died to protect them before they continue on to hell.
62. pfc, any war you can name - April 10, 2009 12:36 AM
#57 If you believe that all the fallen soldiers in past wars have died to uphold our rights, that includes the rights of the racist fucks posting here. And it seems to me like it's a damn poor bargain and a betrayal of every one of the fallen that these fucks are proud to be racists. Freedom isn't free, and the bill will come due, I pray these assholes are given 5 minutes with a marine who died to protect them before they continue on to hell.
63. lola - April 10, 2009 1:02 AM
The American government and many governments around the world are ruled by the "money changers". I don't believe in the Bible, but I believe in God. The only part of the Bible where Jesus used force was against the "money changers" who manipulated the value of money.
The Federal Reserve which controls our money supply and hence controls our government. America is the Zionists' ogre. I mean no harm to Jewish people, as the Illuminati is only a small group of Jewish people... but they CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!! They own all of our television media, newspapers, popular magazines, radio, etc. They make the movies and sell us their junk. Both the republican and democratic parties are puppets to the Zionist "shadow government."
Take a look at the countries which are so-called "enemies" of the US. Iran, Russia, and China refused to give in to the IMF (which propagates a debt-based fractional reserve system). They have fought hard to hold onto a real money supply. Why do you think Iran is all over the news now? They are not a threat to the United States. They want to be free and independent of American (actually Zionist) rule.
Just a few days ago Obama went to Turkey and was trying to get them to join the EU. Obama is pushing forward the New World Order. Once a country joins an international alliance (such as NATO or the UN) where a foreign body can control domestic policy, then they lose national sovereignty. IMF rules regulate that no member nation can use a gold standard, but be forever stuck in a debt-perpetuating system where money is created with interest. That means there is no way to ever pay off the debt = slavery.
A VERY IMPORTANT FACT that most people are unaware of is that THE UNITED NATIONS uses many environmental issues to further its agenda and further its stranglehold over the people. THE GOVERNMENT uses CO2 as an excuse to push more taxes onto companies which will be passed down to the American people through higher costs. Washington also uses the environment to gain more control through regulating companies and the people's daily lives. The UN has MANDATED that reducing carbon emissions, greenhouse gases, and GLOBAL WARMING are pressing issues that must be taken care of (with taxes, of course). When the UN decides on something, all member nations MUST make national laws to enforce them. That goes against the constitution. But like Bush said, "It's just a piece of paper," that is what it has been reduced to.
The laws that are passed in this nation are not at our citizens' benefit. We have open borders, taxation without representation. The people are OVERWHELMINGLY against the bank bailout which passed with littel opposition. We are fed toxic, nutrient void Genetically Engineered food. Our crops and groundwater are laced with cancer-causing poisons. The profits all go in the right direction: Monsanto ==> Big Pharma. That is why we don't have universal health care. Because Multinational Corporations are making us sick and they get richer and richer from it! That system would be flipped upside down if the government paid (with our money).
The Clinton administration allowed the use of RBGH is cows (which raises cancer risk 7 times). 85% of corn is genetically engineered. Most corn, soy, canola is. You can thank the Bush administration for ALLOWING Monsanto to sell GE sugar, as of 2008! These are highly toxic, dangerous foods and are in everything! I urge you all to buy organic (for your health and to keep profits out of the tyrants' hands). The FDA works AGAINST the American citizen. Basically everything that they approve is dangerous for human consumption. Laws passed by the multinational corporations through the "World Trade Organization" mean that our government can't regulate itself, it has to abide by rules the corporations created themselves.
IT IS ILLEGAL for product packaging to LABEL GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FOODS! IN FACT, ORGANIC FARMERS must pay $20,000 a year to be called organic and have to jump through hoops to pass testing by the FDA. The new sellers of RBGH (Eli Lily) are trying to pass legislation that would make it ILLEGAL for a milk product to state that it is does NOT contain RBGH. The American people are uninformed and are losing their right to choose. %90 of prepackaged meals at the grocery stores contain Genetically Engineered ingredients. Since it is illegal to mark GE foods, we don't know what we are getting. Monsanto is the producer of genetically engineered seeds, who is also responsible for Agent Orange and Round Up. DON'T BUY THEIR PRODUCTS! I shop at Trader Joe's because they don't use any artificial ingredients, chemicals, or GE ingredients in their foods.
American policy is Zionist policy and we need to join hands and stop the Invisible tyrant.
"Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001
64. gerard Vandenberg - April 10, 2009 1:08 AM
ONLY ALLOWED AS MEDICATION, folks!!
65. phoebe - April 10, 2009 2:36 AM
63, you have too much time on your hands.
66. The Listener - April 10, 2009 8:05 AM
#55 How many people do you know REALLY read the Terms of Use? I know plenty of people, including myself, that are in such a hurry to post a comment or login as a member to a website, that they see the Terms and Conditions section, and quickly click "I Accept" and then move on.
I'm not disputing the legal aspects of your statement, but I don't think calling someone a retard as #16 did or saying that he/she is stupid because he/she lacks experience in internet forums is alright.
Personally, I wish the Superfish would remove the racist rants on the website, but maybe he/she believes so strongly in freedom of speech that he/she doesn't want to censor any comments, even the racist and offensive ones.
67. Jim Jones - April 11, 2009 2:00 AM
@30: have you ever heard of BC BUD? people in van will smoke up anywhere.....good luck stopping it! the law sure doesn't..
68. Casey - April 13, 2009 9:50 AM
Got back from her show is San Jose and she said, What’s up Sacramento! Give me a break. Her “dancing” and “singing” was a joke and then she called us Sacramento? I want my money back.