Apr 22 2009Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus & Heidi Montag make Baby Jesus cry. Support gay marriage.

Que triple threat.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa I'm first

Damm You Que!!!! LOL

when heidi and spencer get married we will have a "gay" marriage.

Heidi, the Republican party will not be very happy with you...

Third! Which one would you most like to bang or punch in the face?

getting tired of this topic. and who gives a shit what perez hilton thinks.

Gaah, could Montag be any more self serving and self-referential? Love that free wedding plug, Heidi - you're like a blonde Star Jones, only more annoying. Talk about the toxic kiss of death - you know Obama called when they switched teams and told her and douchebag Spencer to go back to supporting McCain.

Que play Marry, Bang, and Kill.

Que start.

Kill: Heidi
Bag: Britney
Marry: Miley (only option left...when old enough, que no molester)

Mi amigos give it a turn!

Heidi looks as stupid as she sounds in that pic. That's really sayin' something.

Put them all together and you still have an IQ of under 100. None of these people live in the real world so their ideas and thoughts are useless.

QQ

Yet no one is commenting on Perez Hilton's highly inappropriate question. I mean, seriously, did he think that asking a politcally-charged, highly emotional question like that would have a good result? She states her opinion in a fairly respectful way, and the Hollywood B-list is up in arms.

Besides, I thought someone said that CELEBRITIES were upset. I haven't seen any yet.

@4, LOL!
You beat me to it.

Heidi's legs look great in that picture. God, it pains me to say nice shit about her.

It's refreshing to know that in today's day and age, celebrities are in touch with what's happening in the world and the events that change people to be the great individuals they are. Step out of the dark ages and into the light. The Lord loves all.

Randal

To 11, Sin:

"None of these people live in the real world so their ideas and thoughts are useless."

And Miss California does? Tell me what's happening in this "real world." Are The Gays looting and pillaging? Stealing our women?

I love that bullshit excuse for when a celeb doesn't agree with you. "Oh, what do they know?" Although, in this instance, it involves Heidi Montag, so you get partial credit.

Shame on you fools who spend your time on negro loving gossip sites.
The only reason why these exist is to further the reptilian agenda of their handlers who know of their savage ways. Keep in mind no matter how
civil they might behave, in the end the ape lies within their primitive cortex.

Prepare for the coming years as Obama will have to make a decision between the American people and the apes that voted him in for the
almighty handout. For the sympathizers, I'd like to see you walk/live
in a black area and then make your decision before you deride my words.

To hell with the apes that respond, you were only trained to utter the
words that YT taught you and think with the program that was fed you.
You are irrelevant. You already know the truth.

love the gays! yayayay

Wow, Gay marriage will make serious headway with all these intelligent people backing it!!! Perez hilton needs to die of aids. Fags need waterboarding, not marriage.

Oh, fuck off, you sad silly attention whore.

#18 Oh, fuck off, you sad silly attention whore.

Britney Spears:
"Love is love! People should be able to do whatever makes them happy!"

Miley Cyrus:
"Jesus loves you AND your partner and wants you to know how much He cares! Like I said, everyone deserves to be happy."

Well, I want to marry a 12 year old, why is that not ok? How about a pig, or a goat, or dog? If that is what I am in love with, why can't I? Where does it stop?

@20 you need a lobotomy, not a computer.

I'm not sure Britney, Miley, or Heidi are the best people to base your opinions after but whatever floats your boat! I'd stick with Carrie before any of those attention whores/media puppets!

LOL @ 23

If you're being ironic, that was funny. If you're being serious, I feel bad for you.

Hooray people are talking about me and my bullshit agenda! Yay!

#23 Harry, you moron, it's not legal for anyone to marry a 12 year old, be they hetero or otherwise, because they're below the age of consent, which is 17-18 years old in most states. And no animal can enter into a civil contract, which is what marriage is. When your dog is a citizen and can vote and pay taxes, then get back to us. You can't enter into a civil contract like marriage if you're a minor/below the age of consent, mentally impaired (this one's for you), an illegal resident, or there's an existing contract that prevents it.

Try confining your love to your own species and someone who is a lot more intelligent that you are - that way any kids yoiu have will only be dull-normal.

This is the biggest joke I've ever heard, and it is certainly NOT newsworthy. People are entitled to thier opinion. If Miss CA doesn't believe in same sex marriage, fine. If someone else does believe in it, fine also. It's an opinion, Period.

To flood the news channels with this absolutely worthless story is a waste of everyone's time. Grow up, people. Find something important to worry about. There are plenty of issues that qualify.

Uhhh 29, this isn't a news site. It's custom designed for worthless stories.

I don't think Heidi or Miley have read the Bible a day in their life. Can Britney read, at all?

Since she knew it was going to be over, she should have just said "I'm sorry Perez, but God hates fags". Now THAT would have been newsworthy!

@28

I guess you didn't get the sarcasm out of it. Marriage is designed for a man and a woman to be together to further life. Faggots can not make babies. Don't get into an argument about "raising" children. I am not talking about that, so I will stop you there. I'm also not arguing about divorces and that there are some bad parents out there, that is off topic. It is UN-NATURAL to be gay, PERIOD. Don't bring in science for lesbo's either, artificial insemination is UN-NATURAL as well, just because we have the technology to do something does not mean we should use it.

None of them are addressing the issue, actually.

Same sex couples SHOULD INDEED have the right to legalize their union so that they feel protected by law, but I don't see the need of this union having the same quality as regular, opposite sex marriages. Family is the foundation of society; marriage, in principle, is an institution in which the state acknowledges the committment of two persons to establish a new family. Whether you like it or not, same sex couples cannot be considered a family, since they can't procreate, and even their ability to raise healthy children is matter of debate up to this date.

So, should there exist a legal way by which the State acknowledges the union of same sex couples, yes. Should legally bond same sex couples have rights as a couple, yes. Should same sex couples be allowed to marry, or should their marriage be equal to that of opposite sex couples, or should their union be called marriage at all, a big NO.

By the way, this legal union among two persons that live together, no matter their genre and or personal relation, exists in other countries and is called cohabitation or coexistence society.

#32 - AND Hilarious. That would have been killer.

I understand that Alicia Silverstone and other A-Listers also joined Britney and her pals in supporting Perez.

Now tell me, what do Paris and Kim and Lindsay and Amy think about this? Because if there's one thing we've learned here at the Superficial, these people are the folks we should be listening to...

Somebody tell Perez to climb back into his hole.

Let's be honest. The majority of the so called stars that are speaking out here are either gay and angry or shallow twits who have fading stars. This puts them back in the camera for a brief moment but also shows exactly why they are fading. I find all of the anger and insults that are coming out of her answer to be quite telling about these so called role models. They are angry, shallow, and have no class at all and are acting like children in grade school with the names. It's laughable.

Can someone tell me when exactly Perez got enough star power to be at the pageant? A gay man at a female pageant! That is so damn funny and after this pretty much will taint the thing for years to come. They pageant has been a joke for years and this event cements that.

Did you see Perez in his tirade online. That's one angry lil gay guy. Wouldn't be surprised if we all wake up one day and see he is crippled from a stroke due to high blood pressure.

Oh no, Hollywood twits say gay marriage is right so it must be so!

Superficial writer- you don't have to support the fag Perez because he's another celebrity blogger. This site is very hetero- let's keep it that way.

#19 i am horrified at your existense, you make the bile rise in my stomach, why did you come here to this silly guilty pleasure-esque website if only to bash it? you have not heart, no soul, no blood running through your body, you are worse then a piece of shit covered in flies, please have a head injury so you can wake up with amnesia

--Britney Spears:
"Love is love! People should be able to do whatever makes them happy!"--

REPOST from:

"Britney Explains why Pure Columbian Uncut Blow is path to enlightenment"

If these people want to engage in sex with their parents or siblings
or dogs and horses,they should do it.
They should not force perversion on the rest of us.
I still support Britney. She needs our prayers.

#18 i am horrified at your existense, you make the bile rise in my stomach, why did you come here to this silly guilty pleasure-esque website if only to bash it? you have not heart, no soul, no blood running through your body, you are worse then a piece of shit covered in flies, please have a head injury so you can wake up with amnesia

NOT 19, you rock 19, i apologize for the mix up!

Ms. California only hates gays because some homo tricked her into wearing that hideous dress

All she did was agree with the President, the Vice President and the majority of California voters. Is that a crime now?

Why the fuck would anyone WANT to get married? Gay's should be glad its not allowed, think of all the money and grief you save!

I could have expected it from these.Low IQ and having a great desire to be popular.

People reproduce - gays need to recruit. That Miss Cali only said what most of America including Brack "Jesus" Obama believes is not insulting. What is insulting is all the pandering to to that ugly queen Perez, that thing can't get laid by either sex. If gays don't like the fact that VOTERS keep dissing their right to marry, then can always go back to their usual routine - smoking pole in park bathrooms or bath houses.

I need to never EVER read these kinds of comments (exluding the nice ones which are few and far between) or post them - this will be the last time - poeple are so incredibly fucked, why on earth do we take the time to invest negative emotion in something that has nothing to do with us - marriage has nothing to do with anyone but the two poeple involved, we are at war right now and this is what we are taking the time to debate over?!?!?!? this is a war on love and poeple being poeple, who gives a SHIT about who wants to marry who, its none of our business you ASSHOLES!

#33 People who can't have kids marry every day and no one stops them. If they're sterile that's not natural, either. Just as birth control outside of the rhythm method isn't "natural". But if they're childless they get the same LEGAL benefits as people who have kids. So by your argument, that shouldn't be allowed if they can't reproduce.

#34 The "legal union" you refer to in other societies is called "marriage". I also think you mean "gender" not "genre". Unmarried co-habitation already exists in this country, and it doesn't have the same legal benfits of licensed marriage - one's legal status doesn't change as there's no legal contract.

In Europe, you have to have a civil ceremony of marriage and sign the contract before you can have any religious ceremony. The government is quite clear that it administers the legal and civil contract, the church or whatever religious body you wish is the one that sanctifies the marriage in a separate event. If you don't ever have a religious ceremony, you're still married. Just as you are if you get married before a judge or justice of the peace in this country.

What's next? Gays want to be prom queen as well?

#33 I'm not married and I had a kid. How the hell did that happen?

Heidi, Miley, and Britney -- now that's a game of "Fuck, Marry, or Kill"!

Fuck -- Britney
Marry -- Miley
Kill -- Heidi

They have to show us very nice behavior the coming time! Otherwise i'm going to put a spell on them! Where's my dark monk's habit?

Abracadabra! Boo! Do i have to post our bank account number here?

@48 and 50

You both changed the subject..

"People who can't have kids marry every day and no one stops them"
-maybe they wed before they found out that they could not conceive.

Pssst. I think Harry Doyle secretly likes the Hairy Dick.

Let me see. . . BS. . . Miley. . . And Heidi Montag. . .

personally I think we should only have civil unions for gay and straight couples.

Marriage is an institution of the church, which should be seperated from the state...ie I dont give a fuck what you priest says or not, I shouldnt have tp pay higher taxes because I am not "married" to the person I live with

Check the Boogeyman under your bed tonight!

#54 And maybe the guy had mumps as a kid and the woman had a hysterectomy and this is their first marriage. C'mon.
Men and women can produce kids without being married. It's nice if they stay together forever and raise them but marriage isn't a guarantee of that as long as divorce and death exist. Society makes all sorts of social contracts that benefit it - if you have legitimate heirs and a spouse, property be passed on without the gub'mint taking it instead. But nowhere in any marriage contract does it say children need to be produced in order to make that contract valid.

Adoption, BTW, is also traditionally between a parent and child. Yet adults actually adopt adults all the time - for companionship, or to pass on an inheritance so a will bequest it can't be challenged. And yet society hasn't fallen apart.

Once again, the world wants personal freedom and personal rights to trump the Bible's view. Not one single passage in the Bible referring to homosexuality indicates God's approval. But who cares as long as everyone's personal freedom is respected. (Yeah, the last sentence is sarcastic.)

@59

I never stated that the ONLY way to have kids was in a marriage. I stated that that is what marriage was designed for. Plain as that. I have no problem with people having children out of wedlock, if they are responsible and stay together to raise the child properly. Single parents a detriment to society, that is proven fact. People are straying from my point, try to stick to the topic.

Which Boogeyman must i send? The one with the small or with the giant penis?

well that just proves that neither Miley, Britney or heidi are true christian women. although I think they proved that with their perverse behaivior a long time ago. they need to re-read the bible sometime. yes Jesus loves us all and the bible says we should love thy neighbor. but it also clearly states in the books of leviticus and Romans that homosexuality is a sin. and therefore wrong. so therefore that being true same sex unions are sinful as well. now I'm not saying hate gay people. because that is wrong also. God wants us to love one another. hate the sin love the sinner is the moto any true christian goes by. but what miss california said is true and I applaud her for sticking to her beliefs and not caving to the influence and harrasment of the liberal world that we live in with it's weak morals and distorted values that are twisted to suit what people are willing to believe in and what they are not. unlike britney, miley, jessica simpson, heidi, and i believe jessica alba was a christian once.

Bs- the penis must be as giant as possible,send King Dong.Miley-between small and giant.Heidi Montag-it has to fit her mouth;giant.

I find it amusing that a man can go around with another man's sh!t on his d!ck and that's ok, but if you disagree with that then you are the one with the problem...

Wow, what a splendid group of supporters!

Reminds me of a white comedian who said he'd never truly understand what it's like to be black because "for example, I have no idea what it's like to wake up one day and find out that your cause has been taken up by Al Sharpton."

#60/63 God comes right out and says he doesn't approve of masturbation or blowjobs or anal sex either, because these acts will never result in children. That makes them sinful. I'm so pleased neither one of you will be giving in to weak morals and that stupid personal freedom crap and will ever touch yourselves ever again unless you have sex within the framework of marriage, and then only in the proper child-producing way.

@23:
I find that an odd comparison, because marrying animals is not a logical extension of gay marriage. A person being attracted to the same sex makes sense. Science is revealing more and more that gay people are born and wired to be the way they are, which makes perfect sense. It doesn't take much for our wiring to be changed and have things function differently. However, there is absolutely nothing to suggest that we could be wired to want animals; that is just a sick mind at work.

@63:
Believe it or not, your beliefs are a choice, too. It is not fact, otherwise it wouldn't be called faith, it would be called fact. All your so-called proofs of the Bible's anti-gay agenda have been thoroughly debunked. Oh wait, Leviticus 18:22 says that for a man to lie with another man as with a woman it is an abomination?

What about Leviticus 20:9, "For everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death. He has cursed his father or his mother. His blood shall be upon him." That's just three verses prior, so it must also be applicable right? And all those kids who disrespect their parents should be put to death? Lying is also an abomination, so maybe we should condemn all the liars in this world (that would also eliminate most children and certainly all adults).

In Leviticus 11, there's a whole menu of items that are abominations, including:
Fish
Fowl
Camels (or other animals that chew cud)
All manner of beasts that have paws
the weasel
the mouse
the tortoise
the ferret
the chameleon
the lizard
the snail
the mole

Your selective faith sure is convenient.

I think its OK if 2 women marry because lesbo sex is hot, Two dudes rubbing junk is just nasty.

Perez Hilton with his husband's cock in his mouth isn't something anyone wants to think about.

hey,I'm just sayin'

Ellen and that skinny bitch she married eating each other is hot! Elton John and his husband - not so much.

@68

"However, there is absolutely nothing to suggest that we could be wired to want animals; that is just a sick mind at work."

-you 100% sure about that? So it could never happen? There are some sick videos out there of people having sex with animals.... would they really do that if it didn't turn them on?

@JUSTIFIABLE, I don't understand if you were trying to correct me or what. All I am saying is that there are other legal means of expressing a union between two people, same sex or not, sexually involved or not, which serve to the purpose of bringing legal certainty to the parties, without it being a MARRIAGE. We are not discussing here marriage from a religious standpoint. Civil marriage is what is being discussed. If a gay couple marries under a certain religious denomination that is ther f-ing problem.

I don't see the need of same sex couples getting married. If it is only for recognition, screw you, you are what you are. If it is for the purpose of the couple acquiring commitments to each other, then there are other legal forms.

@67 Show me one Bible verse to back up ANYTHING that you have written!! You can't, because they're aren't any!!

@60:
And not one thing in our known, recorded history has supported anything that's in the Bible. Jews in Egypt? No proof. The Exodus? No proof. Jesus' miracles? No, no proof of that, either. In fact, not even the gospels seem to find agreement on that, even though they were supposedly written at the same time by 4 of the guys involved in it.

Outside of religious texts, there isn't even proof that Jesus ever existed; there were several active historians around the time Jesus supposedly began his ministry, and how many referenced or mentioned him? Absolutely none.

So which view should we trust? A book based on faith (which by definition can't be fact, since faith by definition is the belief in something in the absence of proof), that was assembled by men several hundred years after it all supposedly took place who selectively chose what to include and exclude (this is especially glaring considering most people use the King James version of the Bible) and were targeting the conversion of a Roman audience, or the reality that we have around us, insofar that it has been explained and verified by scientific reason? Try looking into the history of how the book that you put so much into was actually written, and for what purpose (and I mean legitimate history, not something filtered through religious fundamentalism).

Honestly, the irony in all this is that the difference between people like you and people like Osama bin Ladin is negligible. You're all a bunch of religious nut-jobs who are more than willing to force your views on the rest of us because of your certainty that you know the truth, even though you so clearly do not.

@61:
I have a friend who was raised by his single mom, and I have a strong feeling he would take offense at your assertion that single parents are a bane on society. I also have a few friends who are trying to raise their kids all by themselves. Even if they don't take offense, I do. Married couples are just as adept at raising terrible children as are single parents.

@72:
I think #67 was being sarcastic, the idea being no one should be casting stones, because we all have sinned.

FIRST OF ALL FAGS, GET THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH...YOU'RE MUMBLING! SECOND, GIVE ME A BREAK!! EVERYONE KNOWS FECAL MATTER IS FULL OF DISEASES AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO GO AROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN'S SHIT ON YOUR COCK? NO WONDER AIDS EXISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@70:
I'm pretty sure. The people in the videos that you apparently watch have a demented mind. Take a biology class or two. It will open your mind. Possibly.

@76

Fags have demented minds as well. There is nothing different between the two.

I'm almost surprised that Heidi is 'supporting' gay marriage - then again, she's an attention whore. I doubt she really supports it, but I'd bet Britney really does.

@70:
Besides which, even if people were wired to have sex with animals, marriage or civil unions or whatever (ideally) requires both parties to consent to the union. Animals obviously can't give consent.

#61 Surrogate mothers bear children for hetero married people when one (or both) is infertile - often using their eggs or sperm. No one thinks twice about this now, and society survives. How is this different from a gay couple who can't have children naturally having a child through surrogacy?

You're confusing a legal issue with a religious one. In Christian dogma it states marriage is designed so man can have regular sex and not turn to promiscuity and sin (better to marry than burn). Procreation of children comes second on the list. Help and comfort of one another in prosperity and adversity is third. Obviously, things have changed so that we can have sex outside of marriage without the real risk of producing unwanted children. We no longer condemn illegitimate children as bastards. You are no longer forced to marry a woman if you rape or impregnate her. Single mothers are no longer called unwed mothers, deflowered female virgins are no longer fallen women, and no one will stone you if you're an adulterer or blasphemer. Science and progress change society - your personal morals or opinions on the resulting behavior are your business. This is not a country where church dogma determines what is or isn't a legal right based on whether we follow church law or whether we deserve it according to our behavior, but a country where our Constitution guarantees that we all have the same rights and privileges.

Unless you're going to radically change existing marriage laws against infertile couples and start a program of enforced adoption for the childless, your argument for denying marriage to people as a civil contract outside the traditional definition of male/female because they can't produce children is, to be charitable, grossly flawed.

@77:
Nice display of ignorance and prejudice! Actually, it has bee shown that men and women's brains are built and function differently. Gay men's brains have been shown to resemble and respond the same as a woman's, so if you're saying "fags" have demented minds, then you're saying women do, too. By the same token, that means gay women are not demented, since they obviously have the superior, non-demented male brain.

Jesus loves you thats true. But God will send fags to hell.

Bottom line, why are all the gay haters all up in arms about this? How does this affect you personally? If what you believe is true, then it's up to your God to determine their fate, not you. I do think it seems pretty cruel for God to program someone to be gay and then condemn them for it, but that's just my $0.02.

#72 Here ya go: "And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also." GENESIS 38:8-10

God will clearly kill you for either masturbation or contraception . If the act can''t result in procreation, it's a sin and then you're fucked. That includes blowjobs, anal sex or goat-fucking. Only stick to the right hole and the Almighty won't slay you.

#74 I'm really dead serious. #60/63 are quite serious, too, about none of this stupid half-assed pick-and-choose about interpreting God's Holy Law. You have to abide by all the Lord's rules or abide by none and risk a righteous smiting.

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You other brothers can't deny
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Deep in the jeans she's wearing
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And take your picture
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She gotta pack much back

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Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
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Now here's my scandal

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Alot of pimps won't like this song
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Even white boys got to shout
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36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

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Playin workout tapes by Fonda
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Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
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And I'm thinkin bout stickin
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Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didnt miss her
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He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 714 now move that floor, shake that dopey ass baby got backbone

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me, use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got backbone

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna Uh!!Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got backbone

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but oh please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didnt miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 714 now move that floor, shake that dopey ass baby got backbone

Bigots are the reason the internet needs to be censored. Because gay bashing is against the law, they feel the need to do it online.

They need to ask themselves..."how does gay marriage effect me?"

Do it. Ask yourself. See if you can find an answer.

Bigots are the reason the internet needs to be censored. Because gay bashing is against the law, they feel the need to do it online.

They need to ask themselves..."how does gay marriage effect me?"

Do it. Ask yourself. See if you can find an answer.

Bigots are the reason the internet needs to be censored. Because gay bashing is against the law, they feel the need to do it online.

They need to ask themselves..."how does gay marriage effect me?"

Do it. Ask yourself. See if you can find an answer.

Bigots are the reason the internet needs to be censored. Because gay bashing is against the law, they feel the need to do it online.

They need to ask themselves..."how does gay marriage effect me?"

Do it. Ask yourself. See if you can find an answer.

Woohoo! Gay marriage just jumped the goddamn shark. Its over, people, go home, once the vapid celebrities can make these kinds of statements change is practically here. I mean, tween girls all over middle America are going to start whining to their parents about how Miley supports gay marriage and so should they. Which I actually totally commend Miley for. Social change and lunchbox sales!

it was her fucking opinion, he asked a question and didn't like the answer, cry harder faggot!

I was ok with gay marriage bla bla bla but now fuck you all you fucking faggots, fucking all minority of people that want rights for their fucking selves.

It is unnatural to be gay? There have been gay people since the beginning of time - so I guess as a whole we are not a perfect species and thank "whomever" for that much. I also think this was unfair to Miss Cali because everyone knows that conservative chicks are the best lays, and no other contestant had to answer such a hot button topic that is as controversial as this one is in her home state.

- oh, and gay marriage is like whatever by me. I am far from perfect myself, but I am so thankful that I don't sit around and attempt to decide how other humans should pursue their lives via my stringent standards. Also, and this is extremely important... but Miss Cali has some really nice tits.

I gotta give Carrie Prejain props for not taking the feel good, warm and fuzzy bullshit and lies route.
Gotta call bullshit on phony Christians.

Did she say it should be law though? That's anti-American. Better go live in Afghanistan or something.

I've never figured out what gay couples are hurting. At least they're not breeding trailer parks full of drug addict criminals that can't read.

Seriously, you people have to stop quoting old testament and go straight to new. The old law of the old testament is no longer valid.

1 Corinthians 6:9-11

9Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders
10nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
11And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.

There you have it. A new testament verse condemning homosexuals. Can you argue with that verse Christians who support?

Fuck me, I'm unnatural? Damn, you guys better rename July. And August just to be safe. Because everyone knows my adopted son fucked a lot of guys, too.

Seriously, you people have to stop quoting old testament and go straight to new. The old law of the old testament is no longer valid.

1 Corinthians 6:9-11

9Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders
10nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
11And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.

There you have it. A new testament verse condemning homosexuals. Can you argue with that verse Christians who support?

WHO THE FUCK IS HEIDI MONTAG !??!?!?!

Miley says that we shouldn't judge, but then judged Carrie Prejean! Carrie did NOT say, people who are gay are wrong, or there should not be gay marriage, what she said was "I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised."

How bigoted for Miley, Btrittany, Perez and others to say her beliefs are invalid, or to judge her because of her religious convictions and beliefs. Would Perez Hilton have asked a Muslim contestant the same question, because she would have given the same answer, as would have any other religious individual. Is faith in God the only bash-able offense allowed these days? This whole incident was disgusting. I will never watch this program again

@ 34 - JPRichardson ...Why aren't you on the news? That was more eloquent than anything I hear about this on the news. They usually come down to "the monster under your bed will get you if you're gay!" They can't come up with anything rational and coherent.

@ 48 - That's a good point, too.

Can we be HONEST for one fucking minute?

Gay men are disgusting. Not because of what they do sexually - heteros love oral, and some enjoy anal - but because of how they act: absurdly dramatic, attention-addicted, mincing, mocking the gender they hate: women (so, effeminate, which = hostile parody of feminine).

Lesbians fall into two groups - decent looking abused (incest/rape) genuine girls who can't have sex with men because it invokes memories of their trauma, and hormonal aberrations who look and act like men, but ironically hate men most of all (while destroying, at least visually, everything appealing about women).

That's who we're talking about, not some type of abstraction that is exactly like a hetero couple, but both with penises or vaginas. We're not talking about two hetero men or two hetero women. We're talking about the blatantly ABNORMAL gay and lesbian couples. Those of you who live in big cities know exactly what I'm talking about - a gay or lesbian couple doesn't stand out because of both being the same biological sex, they stand out because at least one of the pair (and often both) are strikingly ABNORMAL as men or women. That's what I hate most about this "debate" - it's fundamentally dishonest, because you can't talk truthfully about the people involved.

The truth is, gays and lesbians are not 20% or 10% of the population. They're 5%. The higher numbers are from the Kinsey studies that included FUCKING PRISON POPULATIONS as part of the statistical sample. They're 5% of the population, which is about what you'd expect to have as BIOLOGICAL ERRORS. Hormonal function during pregnancy- in utero androgens inducing male-female differentiation - is a tricky thing. It's thrown off by high levels of stress on the pregnant mother, among other factors, which tells you all you need to know about homosexuality as a statistically abnormal outcome, reflecting the impact of adverse biological conditions (for example: older moms at the time of conception).

These are truthful, scientifically validated FACTS. Gay and lesbian advocacy groups screechily deny them at the top of their always-shouting lungs. Fuck them and their dishonest agenda.

James needs a big ole gay group hug. Dude it is okay. Staying in the closet isn't going to make it go away.

I don't have any big religious rant. All I want to say to gay men is: please, stop spreading HIV and AIDS. Everybody else (at least in the U.S.) has done what needs to be done to decrease HIV transmission. Except you. Don't argue because the CDC statistics are very clear at this point: you're the only group maintaining the current level of HIV transmission. Yes, I know it's all about you, in your little universe, but try to think about other people at least a little bit, and wear a condom while you go about your dirty business.

@102 - that's the best you've got??? Way to illustrate James' argument by not addressing the facts he presents. I suppose if you knew your position was predicated on lies, your comment would be the best you could come up with. But I''m just guessing at that because I'm hetero and I lead a normal, genuine life.

I don't know about all the rest of this stuff, but about the AIDS part, yeah, that pisses me off. When the report came out that AIDS hasn't decreased because gay men keep passing HIV around, and then gay supporters said "we need to do more education about HIV and AIDS" I was so fucking angry. Everybody knows that two homos buttfucking without rubbers is one way HIV gets passed from one homo to another. Absolutely everybody knows that at this point. So, educate what? What fucking education programs? Learning has nothing to do with it. Personal responsibility has everything to do with it. Homos can learn as well as the next guy, but they're as irresponsibly as the next guy's bleeding HIV-dripping anus, which - God help us all - they find irresistible. So thanks for AIDS, homos. Thanks for starting it, and thanks for refusing to do your part in ending it. My theory? It's because they love putting on plays that center on the tragic tale of a gay man with AIDS. Have they given Tony awards to anything else in the last decade?

#34

"Whether you like it or not, same sex couples cannot be considered a family, since they can't procreate, and even their ability to raise healthy children is matter of debate up to this date."

That rationale is weak. What if two infertile people of the opposite sex were to get married. By your reasoning, would their " union" not be considered a marriage? I agree that marriage, or more specifically the family, is a cornerstone institution of society, but I don't understand why we can't just accept that both families and marriage come in different forms.

#86. It does affect normal peolpe. What that pagent showed was the a faggot could use his personal idiology to change the outcome of an event. Did he ask any other girls that question? NO. He used his own personnal agenda at that girl and the pagents expense. It is a bad presedent to set. 5% of the public being able to affect the other 95%.
It is abnormal being gay. If it wasn't, the ratio should be closer to 50-50. It's not.
The only good thing about queers is we know they will not normally reproduce.
This is where the turkey baster and petri dishes come into play.

Show me one person above the age of 14, not retarded, that does not know about AIDS. There aren't any. Well, maybe in the Arkansas back woods. But they have their own issues.
We know enough about homos to make our own decision.
If the Homos would just stop being prima donas and just live their lives, we would barely even know they are around. They bring all of the attention onto themselves.

Wow, this shit got gnarly FAST.

Hey Heidi, God didn't create us as equals, that's why Spencer has that gross flesh beard and mine is second only to the great Billy Mays. Buy some Mighty Putty fuckface!

While not true for the entire USA, CA has domestic partnerships which allow same sex couples the same rights as married couples. So, at least in CA, homosexuals are not concerned with the rights and privileges associated with marriage, but only the word "marriage". Instead, they would like to undo two thousand years of religious and societal law and tradition so they can take the word "marriage" from religions that disagree with homosexuality. This just seems to further their stereotype of being irrational.

Also, I think it's hilarious that The Superficial, a site that regularly and histarically ridicules everything said or done by Spears, Montag, and Cirus now wants to use them as support for gay marriage.

Wow, this shit got gnarly FAST.

Hey Heidi, God didn't create us as equals, that's why Spencer has that gross flesh beard and mine is second only to the great Billy Mays. Buy some Mighty Putty fuckface!

#107 What a stupid argument!! Average isn't the same thing as normal. Guess it isn't "normal" for anyone to be a genius or a brilliant writer or singer or artist either, since the ratio for them isn't 50-50 either.
Here in Texas a lot of machismo latino men with wives and families screw around with other men. And they're not gay or even bi, oh no. So yhey don't use condoms because if they did that would mean they're gay and planning it instead of just blowing off steam. Besides their partner looks clean. They don't live in gay neighborhoods so they're not as up on the risks as an openly gay man is. There's also a language barrier and cultural stigma. So don't assume everyone knows what you know because you sure don't know enough. Living in denial and ignorance because of fear of people like you is what helps the spread of HIV.

#111

AIDS/HIV is only spread by people like #107 if #107 or his partner has AIDS/HIV and they do not use protection during sexual intercourse.

Education only prevents the spread of AIDS/HIV if it is implemented by the individual. Lack of respect for yourself or others, seems to a more likely factor in the spread of AIDS/HIV than lack of education.

So if MIss California likes to follow the Bible, then does her family own slaves, marry it own cousins, and stone to death those who take the Lord's name in vain? Thought not.

they simply need the most fans incuding the FAGGOTS.
IT'S MONEY WHERE IT's ALL ABOUT, folks.
.........................BET?
(this has nothing to do with humanity)

#112 LOLZ! But if denial prevents you from even admitting you're gay or bi then none of that follows? I think education has to be able to sink in -- that this applies to YOU -- so you can start to protect yourself in the first place.
What's insane is that HIV could just as easily have been introduced into the hetero camp as the gay one and spread just the same as herpes was. These wingnuts who think it's God's judgement are as loony as the Popes in the dark ages who knew for a fact that bubonic plague was God's punishment on everyone for backsliding and letting witches live. So what I want to know from these wackjobs is this. If that's the way it works, why did God punish little children with polio epidemics in the 1950's? What did they ever do?

1. gerard Vandenberg - I am guessing that you are about as much homophobic as you are illiterate.

2. I just love Brittney's skull crusher thighs!! I would love to get my head caught up between them.

97--the word "homosexual" wasn't used in print until the late 1800s. What was that word before the editor decided to slip his own views in there?

This just shows how one sided people are...everyone wants so badly to kiss hollywoods ass they dont mind thowing away their beliefs so they can be accepted...its sad...if stupid ass perez was going to turn into a cry baby bitch about one opinion he shouldnt have asked the question...i thought america was about freedom of speech...so why is ms. Cali being shot down for having her own beliefs...she didnt even insult anyone...all she did was state her beliefs as politely as possible...if she had said she was for gay marriage she would have gotten a parade...people of certain religions arent always going to believe what others believe and its great that SOMEONE in the spotlight has a mind of their own and is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in regardless of the reprecutions....perez hilton had no business being a judge...hes trash anyway...

117 -- This is a good question. The text is originally in ancient Greek: Do not be deceived; neither the immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor [malakoi], nor [arsenokotai], nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God.

'Malakoi' means 'soft' and is so translated in Luke and Matthew ('But what went ye out for to see? A man clothed in soft raiment? behold, they that wear soft clothing are in kings' houses'). It now refers to effeminate men, but in ancient Greek it meant spineless, cowardly, purposeless, not manly. In a moral sense, 'malakos' simply meant 'licentious' or 'morally weak'. This could mean promiscuous, sexually indulgent, lying with prostitutes, no restraint regarding bodily pleasures, etc. It doesn't mean a homosexual.

'Arsenokoites' means 'abuser of himself with mankind' and was first translated in Timothy as "they that defile themselves with mankind". This doesn't mean homosexual, because many homoerotic Greek texts from this time exist and this word is not once used in them. In this case it would mean a temple prostitute, usually a male, who would service either men or women for money.

The sins condemned here are that of gross self-indulgence and prostitution, actively corrupting oneself for pleasure and for money, not homosexuality.

#109 " CA has domestic partnerships which allow same sex couples the same rights as married couples." Who the hell told you that? Guess you didn't read the fine print - it's not the same set of rights at all. A married couple has the benefit of their marriage being recognized in other states and by the Fed. A married surviving spouse has community property rights, and isn't taxed on the transfer of property after a spouse's death. Married employees aren't taxed for health benefits they provide to their spouse. DPs don't enjoy one of these benefits. "Same rights"my ass.

Would you have said that a black person who wanted to go to a white school in the south in the 1950's was "irrational"? Segregation provided separate, but equal facilities, didn't it? Wasn't that corner of the lunchroom or back of the bus or that separate restroom over there good enough for them? Why did they have to undo over 300 years of religious and societal law and tradition for? How irrational of them to want what white people had!!!

Because that's what you're advocating. Here, take this second-rate solution - it's not the same as real marriage but it's got most of - ok, some of - the rights that married people get to have so it's good enough for you. What the hell are you complaining about, anyway?

How about since I don't get to have all your rights I just pay less taxes next April? If I can't get the real thing, I sure as shit won't be paying the full whack for it. If you want to have exclusive use to the rights I so "irrationally" want, you can pay my share of the taxes I'd owe if I was treated the same as you. That's the price for keeping your priviliges to yourself and that seems pretty rational to me.

Hola!

who cares about her opion anyways, there is too much going on about this then there should be. the soon to be president of South Africa is a corrupt rapist and there is more talk about the miss california. OMG!

Recently I found a hot club -- SeekingTall . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.

Oy, I don't even know why I'm punishing myself by posting here, since this thread obviously is getting out of control, but whatever...

First of all, all of the people who are using HIV/AIDS as an argument against gay people need to look at the facts. Scientists now think that HIV was first present in Africa in the 40s or 50s. Both men and women in the 50s were diagnosed with unknown diseases that scientists now think are the earliest recorded cases of HIV/AIDS infections. Since both men and women had it, I think its safe to assume that HIV/AIDS was not a strictly homosexual disease.

And second of all, you really need to look at the facts. In this country, thanks in large part to "straight" men having anonymous sex with guys without using protection, gay men are still the highest transmission rate of HIV/AIDS, but those of us in the "community" who are out and proud are freakin' condom crazy. Try going to a gay pride parade and NOT getting showered with condoms every five minutes! Sadly, since so many people are afraid to be true to themselves, they'd rather engage in risky sexual encounters than risk the persecution of people like you and come clean about things.

Thirdly, if you look at the world as a whole, you'll see that in African countries HIV/AIDS is a fact of life for just as many straight people as it is gay people. Millions of people are dying of HIV/AIDS who have nothing to do with the gay world, so please don't use that defense for your hatred!

Fourthly, please grow up. No self respecting gay man is going to enjoy topping someone with a shitty hole. Responsible bottoms clean out. Believe it or not, we dislike shit just as much as the rest of you. And plenty of gay guys don't even do anal at all. If the thought of two gay guys having sex doesn't turn you on, don't think about it! How frequently have you come across two gay guys having sex? I think watching two obese people make out in public is disgusting too, but I don't think there should be laws about it. The smell of butternut squash makes me sick to my stomach, but I'm not going to boycott the supermarkets for carrying it!

And finally, I would LOVE to know where the argument comes from that gay men hate women. I'm sorry, but we LOVE women. We aren't particularly fond of snatch, but then again, I know plenty of straight men who have no interest in eating out a girl either. Just ask out fag hags, we are way more respectful and loving of women than most macho straight men (how exactly does a man who beats his wife because she interrupted his football game love women more than a guy who likes to go shopping with the girls?). Sure we don't want to sleep with them, but then you don't want to sleep with your mom, but I'm sure you still love her.

But like I said, I'm sure this comment won't change anyone's opinions, but it would be nice if someone actually sat down and thought about things before they went into a tirade about things they know nothing about.

It is sad that we are dealing with these issues in the world still today. Just last night I decided to discuss this topic with some intelligent young men in the game lobby of Call of Duty: World at War. The response from one young man really made me stop and think. He said, "shut up you queer lover. I just beat that ass like I did to your mom last night."

Very insightful. I wanted to respond but xbox live shut my account down for discussing the gays.

I doubt Miss California gives a Flying Fuck what 3 Hollywood Bimbo's think of her Comments!

I doubt Miss California gives a Flying Fuck what 3 Hollywood Bimbo's think of her Comments!

Holy cow #24 matt.

"No self respecting gay man is going to enjoy topping someone with a shitty hole. Responsible bottoms clean out."

Fantastic quote. I am going to put that on my Facebook page.

#124 - it's good that a proudly out gay men weighed in here, so we could see the real deal instead of guessing and accusing. Your comment: flowery in its wording, highly skilled at APPEARING to address issues directly but then side-stepping (example: on the question of gay men choosing to not change their behavior enough to reduce HIV transmission, we get 1) it's because of straight men having unprotected anonymous sex with guys...you meant with gay guys, right? Being the partners for the unprotected anonymous sex? And so continuing to spread HIV despite their full knowledge of how to stop it? In other words, exactly what the critics say? and b) they're learning to live with it in third-world African countries. Wonderful. Yes, that's what the U.S. should aspire to.

You simply don't get straight talk from a gay advocate (pun intended). All you get is agenda.

From the Saddleback Civil Forum on the Presidency, on the night of August 16, 2008.

Rev. Warren: "Define marriage."

Sen. Obama: "I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman. Now, for me as a Christian, it's also a sacred union. You know, God's in the mix."

Rev. Warren: "Would you support a constitutional amendment with that definition?"

Sen. Obama: "No, I would not."

Rev. Warren: "Why not?"

Sen. Obama: "Because historically, we have not defined marriage in our Constitution. ... I am not somebody who promotes same-sex marriage, but I do believe in civil unions." —

Just goes to show that for the Left's agenda to succeed, Christianity must be destroyed, and anyone expressing that opinion in public must be ridiculed and maligned. It's Obama's world now, we just suffer in it.

wow celebrities pretending to give two shits about gays... seriously people these LITTLE GIRLS cant even dress themselves in the morning do there own hair or put on there own makeup but yet they are making a statement about gays when they really have no idea what is going on..... get a grip.

Homosexuality is a filthy, disease-ridden practice explicitly condemned by God.

And also you're wrong about how your name is spelled, smurg.

@ #129 - Please, would someone explain what the gay agenda is? I personally just want to listen to Cher, watch John Waters movies, raise my kids, have butt sex with my boyfriend, work, live, breathe, maybe someday own a home, and die at the age of 100 after having lived a full life. I have no agenda other than the same basic one everyone else has: to live a full life. If you're not gay, I'm perfectly happy to let you stay straight. I'm not interested in recruiting anyone, I have never recieved a toaster or blender in exchange for having sex with a first timer. I have no aspirations to overthrow the government or watch the downfall of christianity. I'd like to see some stupid people flown directly into the sun, and I'm tired of being hated on for no particular reason. But please, enlighten me as to what it is you're so afraid I'm doing.

And you're putting a spin on what I said about Africa. I never said that the US should just deal with the AIDS epidemic like Africa is, what I'm saying is that in Africa right now HIV gets transmitted at terribly high rates among all types of people and transmission sources: mother to baby, blood transfusion, all manner of straight and gay sex. I'm not saying that's a good thing, its horrible, thank your lucky stars that there has been enough AIDS education to prevent the disease from spreading as rapidly as it does in Africa. Right now in Africa one of the prevailing beliefs is that a man can cure AIDS by having sex with a virgin, so young girls are getting raped left right and sideways. But that's somehow a gay problem?

And I'm sorry for not making myself clear, but the men I'm mentioning who's risky sex behavoir is transferring HIV/AIDS are men who identify as "straight" and have sex with other similar men. Yes that technically makes them gay or bisexual, but the difference I'm trying to make is that the out and proud gays, the ones who want to get married (last I checked, no closeted guy with a wife and kids at home was planning on marrying the trucker he met in the restroom on the highway), are, statistically, practicing safe sex, and not transmitting HIV/AIDS at the rate that these other people are.

My point is that the out and proud gays who are, by the majority, practicing safe sex or in monogamous committed relationships are not the ones spreading HIV/AIDS. Therefore, one should not deny them the right to marry based solely on the argument that they are spreading HIV/AIDS this is a fallacy and your argument is therefore disproven.

So come up with something better, and in the meantime please educate yourself on HIV/AIDS because if I was your significant other, I'd be pretty scared to ever sleep with you judging by how ignorant you are in regards to the spread of HIV/AIDS!

Seriously though, why can't anyone ever answer the simple question: how do gays getting married challenge the sanctity of your marriage or affect your life in any way shape or form? Nobody is saying gays want to barge into a fundamentalist baptist church and have an orgy, we just want to be able to be afforded the same health insurance, inheritance law, and tax benefits as straight couples!

@54
Maybe you should try reading the bible sometime.
"Abram and Nahor both married. The name of Abram's wife was Sarai, and the name of Nahor's wife was Milcah; [...] 30 Now Sarai was barren; she had no children." (Gen 11:29-30)

@75
You can't get AIDS through fecal matter.

@92
Why are you upset that a minority segment of a population wants rights? What do you mean "to their fucking selves?" I don't understand. Do you mean that letting homosexuals enter into a contract would null heterosexuals' ability to enter into a contract?

@95
First of all, those are not Jesus' words. Second of all, "sexually immoral" includes premarital sex, group sex, masturbation, oral, and anal sex (hetero or otherwise). Third of all, the word "homosexual" didn't even exist until the 1800s, I think. Homosexuality in the bible's original text almost always referred to the pagan practice of male prostitution in temples. Meaning, the bible condemns pagan behavior. Basically, see #119.

@109
If the issue were only one of semantics, how would letting homosexual couples use the term "marriage" "undo two thousand years of religious and societal law and tradition," exactly?

Those hypocrites set her up.

Why didn't they just ask her if SHE was a lesbian? Or if she believes in God at all?

Perez shouldn't be allowed to ask questions related to gay rights as he IS an openly gay judge.

Conflict of interest.

@137
By that logic, a black judge shouldn't ask about race issues, a female judge shouldn't ask about women's issues.... etc.

The problem with her answer was not that she thinks marriage should be between a man and a woman... the problem is that she more or less said, "If it were up to me, no state would allow it." But it's NOT up to her, it's up to voters. What she SHOULD have said, and what EVERY OPPONENT of same-sex marriage should believe, is: "Even though I don't personally condone same-sex marriage, the issue is for the states to decide, not me."

Oh please, "what's the gay 'agenda'" - can you stop being contrived for one minute? The agenda is acceptance, not mere tolerance: marriage not civil union; school textbooks presenting homosexuality alongside every reference to heterosexuality, as a morally and medically equivalent form of sexuality; sexual disease transmission by gays as not different from other groups. A majority of Americans do not agree with any of those arguments, although they are willing to tolerate homosexuality as long as it is not treated by society as "just another type" of sexual identity. But textbooks that don't discuss the promiscuity of gay men? And how it impacts sexually transmitted diseases in America? And the obvious distortions of personality associated with highly effeminate gays? And that gay bars and male strip clubs have one day a week devoted to drag queen shows? It's not an alternate form of sexuality, it's a distorted form, and everybody can see the distortions for what they are: symptoms of psychologically maladjusted people. For that, you deserve understanding and tolerance, not acceptance as equals.

@ 139

Okay so, are you a psychologist? Because I think only psychologists can say if someone is psychologically maladjusted. And its my perception that most psychologists have discredited the thought that homosexuals are in any way shape or form mentally ill.

And I'm sick and tired of hearing about how gay men are more sexually promiscuous than straight men. I work in a university, I can tell you that the average straight frat boy has sex far more frequently (with far more partners) than I ever did. Promiscuity may be an issue, but it is not a gay issue, its just an issue plain and simple.

And last time I checked, I've never seen a textbook discuss anything that takes place in any bars.

And exactly how are drag queen shows indicative of psychological maladjustment? Did you know that straight women do drag? Did you know that on Halloween people dress up in costumes? There is no difference. And quite frankly, drag is an art form, the amount of work those people put into their shows, makeup, costumes and routines should be applauded and respected, not ridiculed. You wouldn't persecute someone like Johnny Depp for taking on extremely crazy exaggerated roles like Willy Wonka or Sweeney Todd, and frankly, drag is no different.

But yeah, I'm still not sure what the gay agenda is. If its just acceptance, then what is wrong with that? 100 years ago women wanted the same rights and there were people like all the haters here who argued the same points. 50 years ago blacks wanted the same rights and the haters argued against them. And now in 2009 gay people want the same rights and we're dragging it all out again. But again, me arguing with you here on the comments of The Superficial of all places isn't doing any good, but I just can't resist pointing out ignorance and unnecessary hatred when I see it.

#135 "Seriously though, why can't anyone ever answer the simple question: how do gays getting married challenge the sanctity of your marriage or affect your life in any way shape or form?"

Because having gay legitimized marriage - with all the benefits and the name - would mean that you gays would be just the same as the rest of the us straights, no better and no worse. This is where the resistance is: it's a comparison fear and a reaction to the foreign, the different, the outside-the-norm. As long as there's a separation, a difference, we're secure and the special majority and just a little bit superior. All those of us who don't have any problem with some sort of civil union but do object to letting gays have marriage - you know that's true, whether you'd ever admit it or not. My long-divorced aunt, whose abusive marriage was a complete fucking disaster from the get-go, gets squirmy at the thought of gay people having married status equal to hers.

The "sanctified" argument gets trotted out, marriage is sanctified by religion, not by the law and the government (they don't bless or render anything sacred). If you consider marriage between a man and woman to be sacred and a sacrament, have it performed in your house of worship and God bless you, I hope it's happy. Your clergy will not be officiating a gay marriage in comparison with yours, nor will they ever be forced to by any government agency. But if you wouldn't think of marching on a Jewish or Buddhist house of worship to stop a marriage ceremony, or go on to firebomb City Hall because marriage is being performed in a secular, not religious, setting, then why would you attempt to interfere on religious grounds on what is a civil and legal rights issue? You hold up the Bible and say this is your authority, your certain knowledge is within its covers - but our laws are not based on the Bible, the Talmud, the Quran or any other religious texts. If you can't make a valid argument for your position outside of the Bible, you've already lost.
And if you're so certain homosexuals are an abomination before God, why aren't you out there advocating for the government to put them all to death right now, along with pagans and witches? I guess you feel that killing a few here and there like Matthew Shepherd and working to keep the rest as a second-rate class of citizen is enough for the present.

And if you read #119's post and still refuse to even check it out for yourselves because it fits with your agenda for condemning homosexuality, you are deliberately and blindly taking some editor's insertion - a man like yourselves with an agenda, not an apostle or saint - as the true Word of God and basing your actions on that. Talk about being in error. If you hate the idea of homosexuality and loathe people who practice it, just be honest and cop to it as your own personal opinion, don't use the Word as an excuse to back up your bigotry.

@101 -- Does it really matter if the homosexual population is 10%, 5%, 1% or even less? I would think as the gay population is smaller, the effect of them getting married is that much more INSIGNIFICANT to your life (assuming there's any significance at all, other than your delicate sensibilities being offended).

And for the bible quoters, last I heard, all your sins would be forgiven if you accept Christ as your savior. Remember all that "He did for our sins" bizness? So, if homosexuals accept Christ as their savior -- even if they are sinners -- they'll be up there in heaven strumming their harps right next to the other Christians. Ain't life grand?

@139 -- I'm always thoroughly amused when folks trot out the "they're so promiscuous" baloney. The issue here is marriage, which tends to promote monogamy, if anything.

#140 Well said, sir. Cyndi, I don't know what the hell kind of school you attended but I swear you should go back and repeat a few grades. Look up "tolerance" and "understanding" while you're there.

The DSM no longer lists homosexuality as an "aberration" or pscyhological maladjustment, as you so charmingly and ignorantly described it, because the mental health field knows now that it's not - just as the medical profession knows now that a menstruating woman isn't unclean.

Sexual transmission of disease is accomplished in the same manner by gays and straight people alike - through transmission of bodily fluids and mucous membrane contact during sex. You can transmit HIV just as easily through the vagina as any other orifice. A condom will help protect you from your partner and vice versa.

I don't remember any school textbooks dealing with dating, marriage or anything else strictly hetero because I studied biology, history, Latin, algebra and stuff like that, rather than Cosmo 101. The best I can think of is Dick and Jane's family (aka Mother and Father). My parents were divorced when I was a kid so I knew my family was different, but my mom wasn't down at the school insisting that dad's weekend visitation be inserting into Reading Hour material so I'd be represented. If they don't deal with divorced and split families in these so-called textbooks, why would you be anticipating a floodtide of homosexual reading material as illustrated by Mapplethorpe?

And finally, I don't frequent gay bars and male strip clubs, but if you have a problem with the change in the weekly lineup, I suggest you take it up with the manager.

Why ask her the question? Why not just say " You should support gay marriage" That idiot Perez wouldnt be so "unique" if every one thought the same way as he did. The girls who commented on it are just trying to not get beat up by gay people. Fag Hags man, thats all those girls are. Trying to suck up to the gay community. Does any one care that i have sex with men? No...so i dont care who they have sex with...I am going to have a Straight Parade any one mind??

All the Boogeymen has returned except the Boogeyman we sent to BS.What's happening? Anybody knows?

I just received a message from Boogeyman King Dong that he would like to be rescued after having 24-hours continuous sex.

at least she's real enough to say what she believes in,
I won't hate someone if they don't like cheeseburgers

Why is it so hard to believe that homosexuals too want their love acknowledged in the face of the law in the form of marriage?

@ #26
@ #28
I am curious to know, as to what will be your arguments against for, lets say a brother and sister of consenting ages. That want to wed??????????

Although tolerance is mostly a good thing.
Tolerances that is out of control, always will lead to awaiting disaster.

Homosexual marriage, in an of it's self, is not the biggest tragedy.

No, the biggest tragedy will be in the flood gates, that it will inevitably open....ARTOFWAR

Hollywood has been full of gay people since it started at the start of the 19th century. I think a lot of the people hating gays would be surprised at how many of the male and female celebrities they read about actually prefer the same sex.

What's next?
Should we legalize man and animal marriage?

Oh damn .... what's the matter? IF SHE DOESN'T SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE, IS ALL FINE !! JUST LIKE PEREZ IS ENTITLED TO HIS OWN OPINION, CARRIE IS ENTITLED TO HERS and i don't see why this turned into a headline. WHO CARES WHAT PEREZ THINKS? plus, who cares what slutties like Brit, Miley, Heidi think? Brit showed off her VAGINA, so no wonder why she will even support GAys. (i know it may sound irrelevant though, i'm just trying to say what's her point of view in life)
I'm ok with gays having their life, BUT DON'T FORCE US TO LEGALIZE IT!!!!. it's not right!
Though i feel sorry for gays being GAYS(it's not their fault) but ... think about it .... there would be no human reproduction in this world.
should we even legalize the rights of TRANSGENDERS??? oh man ...