Apr 27 2009Britney Spears: Horticulturist?

Britney Spears has apparently found a new method of therapy: gardening. Because if there's one person I want wielding hedge clippers, it's Britney. The Sun reports:

A source said: "Britney has tried every kind of therapy going. She's studied yoga, seen numerous counsellors and even experimented with mysticism, but they've never been more than passing fads.
"This time seems different though. She's committed to learning as much as she can about horticulture and how it impacts your well-being.
"Whenever she returns to her California home she's straight out in the garden working. She's very proud and knowledgeable about what she's planted and what is growing around her house."

I can just see Britney now, walking out to her garden with a plastic pail, shovel and dreams of growing a chicken wing tree. She planted one just yesterday down yonder. Though daddy says "a KFC bucket won't grow nothin'," she knows the land. She knows the land.

Photo: WENN

Comments (42)

Reader Comments

1. 4 water - April 27, 2009 10:49 AM

haha great!

2. tarts n' cream - April 27, 2009 10:51 AM

Second! Awesome outfit.

3. JANE - April 27, 2009 10:52 AM

http://savejenn.wordpress.com/

4. JANE - April 27, 2009 10:52 AM

http://savejenn.wordpress.com/

5. Dude - April 27, 2009 10:52 AM

Third?

This site is starting to suck

6. RichPort's Ghost - April 27, 2009 10:53 AM

She apparently took that "Bud Light" tree commercial way too literally...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPffRrzU2Ik

7. justifiable - April 27, 2009 10:56 AM

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture.

8. the world according to ROUGH! - April 27, 2009 10:58 AM

Oh this is perfect for Brit Brit! I know some part in West Africa eating dirt is a common practice, and its Fat free! bon appetit !

9. FRIST!!! - April 27, 2009 10:59 AM

I have those boots...and I wear them EVERY day, Ryan Hill..

#7...that was clever. I lol'ed

10. Bobaloo - April 27, 2009 11:03 AM

As my daddy used to say, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her read.

11. EB - April 27, 2009 11:07 AM

I'm sure she trims her bush regularly

12. Christina - April 27, 2009 11:09 AM

FISTR!!!!

13. giz - April 27, 2009 11:17 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

14. Sportsdvl - April 27, 2009 11:22 AM

Too bad she can't grow some talent!

#7 - best post in a long time!

15. justifiable - April 27, 2009 11:23 AM

I suggest we anticipate the rest of the followers and plant Heidi, Spencer and Miley. Six feet under.

16. bakinmycake - April 27, 2009 11:25 AM

come closer to the anvil tree.

17. Nero - April 27, 2009 11:34 AM

Somehow i start to like her more and more.

18. Jimmy Jim - April 27, 2009 11:36 AM

this site has become the worst celeb news site in a few week span, congrats. TMZ's arrogance is one thing, but this? C'mon.

19. Boogeyman King Dong - April 27, 2009 11:37 AM

Is she still wearing that outfit? *Shudder*

20. Sades - April 27, 2009 11:38 AM

#7, damn, nothing can top that, i am going to have to take that one from you because i like to "borrow" art.

21. Aunt Jemima - April 27, 2009 11:45 AM

Horticulture and Whoretitculture are two very different things Brit.

22. justifiable - April 27, 2009 11:47 AM

#9.14.20 Thank you all so very , very much. Now, if only I can take the Pratts with me, I'll die happy.

23. FRIST!!! - April 27, 2009 11:59 AM

If you can take the Pratts with you, I'll die happy..

24. justifiable - April 27, 2009 12:04 PM

#23 Murder-suicide pact work for you?

25. Fuck U - April 27, 2009 12:22 PM

Doesn't take much to grow "weed" does it Britney?
Thank goodness too, or your stupid ass wouldn't know how to do that either.
LMAO@#14!

26. FRIST!!! - April 27, 2009 1:02 PM

#24 I'm in, but let's do it up RIGHT. First we shiv out her implants and pliers her stupid teeth out, take an axe to at least half her chin, then gouge Spencers eyes out, and tie the two of them together naked in a Jesus Christ pose.

Then, we will take the easy way out and OD on morphine or something pleasant..

27. joe m - April 27, 2009 1:18 PM

Britney earns more money one minute
than of the jealous losers will earn
in their lifetime. Wow!

28. RichPort's Ghost - April 27, 2009 1:32 PM

#27 - Hey Joe... grammar much?

29. mafme - April 27, 2009 1:38 PM

Well, like they say: You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.

30. rich - April 27, 2009 4:13 PM

Don't you mean WHOREticulturist

31. Old Fart - April 27, 2009 5:03 PM

As Dorothy Parker said, when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence: You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

32. justifiable - April 27, 2009 5:22 PM

#31 Babaloo's (#10) dad obviously sort of heard of Dorothy.

#26 Wow, FRIST, you're just a little stickler for tradition, aintcha? (Please tell me you're not Dick Cheney).
Hell, I was just going to hold them captive until the bleach grows out and the teeth go back to their natural color, remove the extensions and implants and release the pictures on the Fish so there's really only one way out for them, but you wanna kick it old school who am I to stand in your way?

How about we OD in Paris? What's good enough for Jim Morrison, ya know?

33. kate - April 27, 2009 6:30 PM

This is good. :)

I'm happy for her, that she's found something that helps her well-being. I hope she becomes a stronger person and throws off everyone controlling her life. She can be strong and she won't need her Dad controlling her anymore.

34. joejoe - April 27, 2009 9:47 PM

Just remember, Brit: if you water it and it dies, it's a plant. If you pull it and it grows back, it's a weed!

35. jenny - April 27, 2009 10:49 PM

Wow #7 is a god damn genius!!!!!! Brits growing some ganja I bet. It would help her out a lot if she did.

36. gerard Vandenberg - April 28, 2009 12:47 AM

o.k. folks, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LAUGH NOW!!

37. keaty - April 28, 2009 3:47 AM

is it me or does she completely ruin the whole sexy cop thing and all other sexy costumes.

38. Meream - April 28, 2009 4:50 AM

Gardening IS therapeutic but Britney gardening? Funny picture.

39. Vernon Decossas - April 28, 2009 8:44 AM

You can take a person from village but can't take a village from a person.