Apr 27 2009Britney Spears has a wardrobe apocalypse

I shall welcome death when it comes.

EW! First!

Fourth! Wait...

third!!

EW! First!

yummy

Should have worn a diva cup...

Do people pay to attend these concerts? I mean, other than by losing their ability to see and hear?

It appears to just be her tampon string.

well, at least it didn't fall out of her mouth.

And who ever says first is a jerk-off

Yuck. I'm not even going to look. First her extensions, now this.

That's not a tampon, sillies!!

It's a Vagina Microphone.

Yah, there is no way I want to see that video...

It is obviously NOT a tampon string. A tampon string would be INSIDE her panty hose.

The water's boiling, it's time to make tea...

Wow! That's crazy.

It's her tribute to ragtime.

the tampon is not so much 'falling out', rather, I think it is trying to 'escape'...

Why do so many immature idiots keep staring at her
if they don't like her beautiful body?

No woman of our time has gone further with less mental equipment. shes truly our a national treasure!

HOW EMBARRASSING!!!

@14 its totally a tampon string!!! shes probably wearing fine fishnets, or her beastly legs tore a hole in her pantyhose....

Well, it's better than that time the buttplug slipped out.

At least we know she's not procreating.

Hey dorks! She has on panty hose - how can a twat string "dangle" when its covered by panty hose? Can't! It's obviously some part of he costume - give Brit Brit a break already dang! Some of us actually want her to do well, some people can't wait to knock her down... Give it a rest...

she is just on the rag.. At least she is having protective sex.

"Hey dorks! She has on panty hose - how can a twat string "dangle" when its covered by panty hose? Can't!"

I can burn through anything.

"protective sex"????

you mean with her dad?

#25
if you want her to do well then you should go somewhere else where they brown nose her every antics...

and seek help.

You're all wrong. Clearly that is a tapeworm. Feed those little suckers enough taco bell and they'll get that big.

Your "innocent" has been lost ? Once again, horrid English, bad grammar, crappy punctuation.

31, I was thinking, "Your innocent what?"

C'mon now... how else is that midget gonna climb out of her pussy?

She's wearing fishnet stockings and the string is coming out between the webbing. She ain't got no brains at ALL. If you're stringin' it, AND performing in front of tens of thousands of people, ya MIGHT wanna make sure that string isn't gonna dangle.
Just common sense. {forehead slap!} Oh,yeah- this IS Shitney we're talking about.

Remember when Britney Spears was on top of her game and was hot? Yeah, me neither. In fact, I’m almost 110.9% I made that first part up.

Ewww.. That's truly embarrassing :-/

what is dangeling is clearly part of the costume! have none of you ever seen a tampon string??! they usually are not silver and shiny.

I'd pull that string anytime.

You would think that after the show where her "kitty parts" were hanging out of her bottoms they would put someone on crotch duty after every wardrobe change. Or maybe they tried, but either can't afford it or can't find anyone willing to do it.

#37 I missed the part in costume design where it's good to have strings of any kind coming out from beween the star's legs, especially protruding from under high-cut bikini panties. It's not silver, it's clearly a tampon string. She's active and it wasn't tucked in, but really, so what? Women have periods, big fuckin' deal.

And #17 had the BEST line of this thread so I'm not even gonna try. You win hands down,, groan - no strings attached!

Did somebody found my bracelet?

Haha.

Holy shit that is hilarious.

Everyone using the "pantyhose" defense... they do make crotchless pantyhose.

Everyone knows Britney's penchant for not wearing underwear, why should her pantyhose be any different?

Oh poor Britney... stop making fun of her, people.

Oh poor Britney... stop making fun of her, people.

tell the dude on the bike its f%$king Merlot...Merlot idiot

Shit like that could give your herpes, herpes.

#43 If they were crotchless she'd be in danger of flashing everyone when she lifts her leg because those panties are pretty damn narrow in the crotch. Trust me, no professional who dances like this wears crotchless - you need that reinforced seam there. It looks like the string is under the hose.

this post was obviously written by a guy. any girl would know that a tampon is inserted into your vagina and therefore is placed before a girl puts on underwear and clothes such as the pantyhose/tights shes wearing...theres no way thats a tampon string.... unless she's stupid enough to not know how to put on a tampon.

#49 Oh be real ileana, have'nt you ever been to the beach and had to check that damn string is tucked in so you don't get bikini or thong fallout? It's not dangling down outside her pantyhose it's just showing. SHE'S just stupid enough not to have pushed it up before she put them on

creepy :D

I'll pay $1000 for it!
Mmmmmmmmm rottenberry lollipop!

She's still pretty hot to me.

@12 soooo funny!! lol!!!

you guys......that's how women go fishing down south. That's just her catfish twine. Don't you know anything?

#14..they make crotchless body stockings which is probably what she's wearing so that could very well be a tampon string.

That nasty cunt just keeps getting worse...

You know that smells like BBQ pork rinds and hot garbage.

What kind of sick asshole would pay to watch that crap?

who cares if it is a tampon string. so the fuck what? girls get their periods and wear tampons wow big ass deal. GROW UP

MMMMMMMmmmmm
Finger licking good!!!!

#58 Is it your mom?

You can swim in the red river, just don't drink from it!!

THIS VIDEO SHOWS IT EVEN BETTER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eOKX7-Cieg&feature=channel_page

Tampon Cannon- a female vagina with extreme tampon blasting force.

i think she did it on purpose to dispel the pregnancy rumors. who wouldnt do like a full body check before performing on stage for thousands of people. that britney, she just doesnt give a shit.

Is there no indignity left for Britney to suffer?

dunno what the fuss is. aint no thing but a tampon string.

You people are either gay or 12! Who cares? A real man wouldn't be disgusted by something this stupid and a grown woman would feel badly for her. All women have their period. It's just too bad that she has to parade herself nearly naked on stage just to attract attention. This never would have happened if she was clothed properly.

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS DAM NIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew, it definitely is a tampon string. It can happen. That's why strippers cut their tampon strings before they have to work when they're on the rag (I used to have a couple friends who were strippers; yes, I know I my standards were not as discriminating at one time, sorry).

Why do people keep saying "she is having protected sex," and "not procreating?" If she has a tampon in, that obviously means that she gets her period, which makes her fertile and producing eggs (however much of a scary thought that is). I might just be missing something major... Could someone explain this?

Will someone please punch this cunt in the head?

yeah, she cut a fuckin hole in her fishnets so she could startle the entire world with her tampon string. that sounds entirely likely.

fuck off please.

I dont think its a tampon string. Its hanging down to far!!

#72 I knew I should have made you repeat that class - you never did turn in that 3D model of the gonad, did you????
You are correct, she's producing eggs and is presumably fertile. "Procreating" means to actively produce offspring, not just be capable of it.
So "not procreating", means because she's menstruating she's clearly not pregnant. By "protected sex" we could assume that since she's clearly not pregnant, whatever birth control method she's using is working. But it doesn't necessarily mean what "protection" has come to mean, i.e. condoms.

@ - 19.

joe m -
Why do so many immature idiots keep staring at her
if they don't like her beautiful body?
__________________________________________

Maybe because they're in shock? I guess it's like watching a car crash. With a tampon hanging out of the exhaust.

be honest: You still think this is a POP-ARTIST, folks?

Left hand, Tamp on. Right hand, Tamp off.

Signed,
Mr. Myogi.

She just can't get a break, her hair falls out now her pantyliner starts to fall out. Maybe she should take a break for a while.

oh bloody hell....

hahahaha you get it "bloody" "hell" AAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!oneeleventyone

I'll be here all minute!

Uh we've already seen her walk around with ripped up tights and a bloody tampon (or was it a pad) on her crotch. It was during her Adnan/Osama Lufti period.

No way is this a tampon - a napkin or panty shield maybe but not a tampon. The tacky dance routine is funnier than the blooper.

#83 And no way do you have a clue as to what either of those look like. Here's a hint. They're flat, come in various thicknesses and rectangular-based shapes AND THEY DON'T HAVE THIN STRINGS HANGING OFF THEM. Jeez.

@48: Just that Britney doesn't "dance"

@ 64: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! thats one massive Tampon!

That's not tampon!! That's zipper from her jacket, people!!!

that's a zip you idiots. get over it.

that's a zip you idiots. get over it.

All of you guys who think its actually a tampon string are so dumb... thats clearly a malfunction on her costume if she is wearing stockings, a tampon string would be tightly snug in her underwear lol Everyone is just looking for a reason so get on Britney when she is making a great comeback.. why put her down ? I went to her concert in Miami and it was great im so happy for her .. stop nit picking the little things hasnt she gone through enough? she has finally gotten back up on her feet and out in the music/ performance industry again im so happy for her and if she ever reads this website im sure she is laughing at the writers for trying to pick out every little thing she does , she sure isnt crying because she even knows there are costume malfunctions throughout concerts.. nothing ever goes right does it people?... its called REALITY.

It would be hilarious if this started a fad and all pop singers performed with strings hanging out. Like in Mean Girls when the Lindsay character cut holes in Regina's shirt over her boobs, and then all the other girls cut holes in their shirts.

#90 - I am so with you!

#29 - Why don't you quit being a hater and get your own help.

#27 - Ewwwww, but funny! =)

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

#17 ROTFL

It looks like the tampon string slipped out of the dark covered area of the panties, but it's still underneath the pantyhose. Since the pantyhose is sheer, you can see it as clear as day when you look closeup.

At least she didn't announce her tampon string's hanging out like she announced her pussy's hanging out a month ago. BTW I still think that was the funniest public announcement ever.

omg, who freaking cares. get over it! god, "GIRLS REALLY GET PERIODS!?!? NO WAYYY".... a least she didnt have a huge pad hanging out of her costume. jesus people, she's human! give her a break.

Well at least we know she's not pregnant again...

She just can't win. Her vagina has been haunting her all tour.

She just can't win. Her vagina has been haunting her all tour.

.....sexy.

My friend was at this concert (assuming it was the one on 4-20) and she said Britney wished them a Merry Christmas... I'd be kinda shocked if she WASN'T stoned the entire night.

At 0:20 you can see that it's the zipper of her jacket.

#90 Jeeezus Marla, get a grip. It happened. We're not "dumb", we have eyes and we can use 'em. We can see it's a tampon string but we also know it's not the end of the world. She's obviously not wearing anything under the pantyhose and didn't see the string when she put the costume panties on over them and surprisingly no one got between her legs to check costume detail. This is someone who's exposed it all before, so what's the big deal? No one is condemning her for being a functioning human female.

That unflattering costume that looks like her tits are going both south and cross-eyed on her is another story entirely.

#100 And you can see the zipper tab - firmly attached to her jacket. Which is not between her legs.

Who even cares if its a tampon string. Are we really that shallow? You would be hard pressed to find a woman who hasn't had a tampon string go rouge on her at least once.

Who even cares if its a tampon string. Are we really that shallow? You would be hard pressed to find a woman who hasn't had a tampon string go rouge on her at least once.

It's just a rip in her panty hose.

Why is no one else disturbed that this is news? A tampon string? Why is anyone videotaping that in the first place!! Why all the up-crotch shots of stars trying to catch anyone without underwear.. and now tampons. Whats next? Are we going to inspect for ass hairs?

well, at least you don't see her period blood spraying all over the stage...

Ok, they should make "BLACK FASHION 'PONS" for people that need to wear fucking fishnets and G-strings for a living!

"RobbimusPrime - April 27, 2009 4:53 PM

You're all wrong. Clearly that is a tapeworm. Feed those little suckers enough taco bell and they'll get that big."

that's the funniest thing I've ever heard... but in all seriousness that isn't a tampon string that is a sanitary pad.

no problem

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. haha

she's wearing pantyhose. seems like tampons are worn INSIDE pantyhose, not out side.

get a real news report.

BRITNEY ROX!!!

if you commented yer OWNED!

Come On Guys!!!! She has tights on!!! It has to be a tag!!

Funniest thing is all these sad Brit fans who say..

"That's not a tampon string, that's a xxxxxxxx" and they all say a different thing. It's a tag, not it's a zip, no oops I mean it's a part of the costume, err I mean who cares about a string, I mean it's a ball of yarn.."

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