Britney Spears' Candies Ad: Now With More Side Boob

She looks so fat on tour. It is really amazing what photoshop, lighting, and makeup can do.

I like how her stomach is so flat, it looks like it was drawn with a ruler. Very realistic.

Her hair doesn't even look greasy.

What a joke - she looks like steamed shit in real life.

April Fool's, right? >_<

magic gunt eraser

Puhleeeze...I can't help thinking that a whole NEW generation of young women is going to think this shit is 100% real.

To the jailbait of the future: for god's sake, find someone REAL to inspire endless trips to the bathroom after meals. If yer gonna go the upchuck-and-laxative route to dieting, make sure you have a better role model than...this.

Obama president NAW!!

i love britney, but these are just plain ewww.

Sooooo much Photoshop used! How many hours did it take? I wonder...

I'm B'lack Oboombox, and by taxing every small business employer and corporation so much that they have to go out of business, fire all their employees, or move overseas, I'm going to create jobs.

Also, by speaking very eloquently and reading my preprepared speeches off of a teleprompter, I'll create even more jobs.

And furthermore, by rewarding deadbeat minorities who didn't pay their subprime mortgages with new mortgages paid by the gov't with money we'll print with no backing collateral, deflating the value of the dollar to that of a peso, sending the economy into a unrecoverable downward spiral, all the while spending trillions of dollars on needless liberal government aggenda programs that will ultimately fail and cost three times their projected budgets, I'll create even more jobs!

Change!

P.S. RichPort's Ghost, please stop sending me naked pictures of yourself.

BORING!

Id fuck her. One time for each personality.

She looks so empowered. Like...Dun Duh Dah!! SuperSkank!

yup, these are so fake. about the only thing remotely realistic about the pics is her face. the body isn't hers. the legs are too scrawny and weak. and brit has a gut but in the pics it's totally gone.

I pronounce this "Photoshop Level 5": you know it's Britney, took out a lot of imperfections, and she looks about 10 lbs lighter.

Level 0: no Photoshop
Level 10: that's a completely different person.

click my name is see her unphotoshopped pictures...much worse than you think!!

She makes millions and is world famous. Like she cares....

heh heh...#15 said, "gut but"

I do good work...

Oboombox.... what a clever pun! Where do you come up with this stuff??

She hasn't looked like that since I'd the year 2000....

Jrz-- I was reading back in the archives last night. Ran across your friends DamYell and SJTLQ. hehehe

Not only can you use a ruler on her stomache, her legs as well

AORIEAPRIN.

What are the adverts trying to sell?

Surely thats the point of an advert.

keep in mind that shes gained some weight back on her tour but shes been working on this ad campaign for months! Kinda like how actors film movies for like a whole year before they get released. So these mustve been taken right after she got in shape again.

What, no cigarette?

How the hell did they hide that cluster of papule on the left chin....

Britney always has the most busted-up looking feet so it's only natural that she would get a shoe contract.

That's the most fucked up Cheetos ad I've ever seen.

seriously who cares anymore? shes completely irrelevant.

ZANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

#11, Obama sent the economy into an unrecoverable downward spiral?
Hahahahaha, that's a good one. He's been in office for a little over 60 DAYS, and the economy has been tanking for a couple of YEARS. Oh, but that's right, George "Magical Thinking" Bush told you the economy was fine, so you believe that this mess didn't start until Obama took office.
You are a fucking dolt, with about 8 chromosomes to your credit.

Does anybody else have a sudden urge for a triple mochaccino, six big macs, and a bag of Doritos?

Please guy....don't conjure them up.

GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

Who's this extreme hot babe!?

Terrible photoshoping! They put a dark shadow under her jawline to make the head-neck connection seem conceivable. But those are not Britney's legs. She has big, muscular legs... some fat too, but justsayin'. Just terrible pick for a body double.

@38 I'm talking about the Superficial writer ofcourse!

Great photoshop job! Very skilled and well done!

#11 - Still White, maybe you should go for another tour in Iraq... as an IED defuser. C'mon... your country needs you.

she is disgusting.and she doesnat looka like that since she was 19.shitney is a loser.dont care about her.she is a fat and celulite lady

I will miss her boobage.

I think she looks great.. Go Britney!!

Aaaaand... now with more Photoshop.

Brittney's tits point straight DOWN. Her kids breastfeed standing up!

That is some seriously high quality airbrushing.

she looks so good... http://celebsgsp.blogspot.com/

And I should add that if a woman who looked like this actually existed, she'd be hot.

Photoshop is the best thing to have happened to her career. There is no way on earth she looks like that.

she looks sad. thats all i see. bored. lonely. tired.

MEDICATED

Agree with everybody else.....the photoshop job is immense.

I thought Candies sold shoes????

these ads seem specifically designed to prevent you from looking at the ugly ass shoes she is wearing

Put a fork in her , she is done.

Well, would you look at that? They kept the one of her picking my pubic hair our of her mouth.

It's funny how she's only 27 and she already looks so bad she needs airbrushing. Reminds me of somebody else with a big ass and a sex tape... When are you gonna take pictures of girls who really look good, newspapers!?!? Like really means REAL. Britney Spears? Pfff, what a joke....

Nobody can make those shoes look good. They are god awful.

#45: you're just about the stupidest commenter on this page. I guess it was a matter of time 'till one like you showed up.

Oh yeah, so what's this, new photoshop add? Just guessing...

they need to show more of her feet. they are hot

Hoe effin stupid does she think we are? as if we haven't seen all those pics of her on tour looking like a stuffed sausage and she expects us to think she actually looks like this in real life!

How fucking stupid does she think we are? as if we haven't seen all those pics of her on tour looking like a stuffed sausage, and she expects us to think she actually looks like this in real life!!!!!!

opps my bad double post!

The best part about these ads is that you can't hear her.

They even photoshopped her camel toe....

I never thought I would see the day that I would actually consider.... tapping that...

I don't know - ever since I saw Chubby Britney getting out of that car, cooter first, flashing her "C" section scar like an Arkansas pole dancer, I just can't get into thinking she's hot. Tell you what - have her shave her head again and writhe around in a tub of Jello-O, then we'll talk.

c'mon guys, she's not so bad.

Shopped or not, I'd be all over that like a $20 suit.

They didn't photoshop her body, they slapped her face on someone else's. And her face from 8 or 9 years ago from the looks of it.

LOL! Mafme @ 71.
I came here to say the same thing. They definitely used another bod for this.

I have to admit she looks good now but the fact is these pictures are photoshop. Her thighs.. seriously? are not that small and neither is she anymore. Granted she's not fat but she is definitely not as thin as she used to be and she did gain back some weight.

TALK TALK: such a shame!!

umm, guys. there's actual video footage of her filming this ad, where her body is quite banging. not like this of course, but ermmm no, they didn't use a body double. check out e! online for the video.

she was really in shape back in december-january (remember gma?) but she gained some weight and got thicker during feb-march.

How about watching the photoshoot live on ET before calling her fake?

She actually looked good, close to these photos. Who knows, perhaps she was 5lbs or so heavier 4 weeks ago: you know, before all of that touring and dancing every single day.

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Cute figure. Who's is it? (Is that the right form of "who"?)

In the black and white pic she looks a bit like jessica Simpson!

It seems that her boobs are too tired of feeding

She doesn't look bad but it's pretty obvious she was a little photoshopped.

Little photoshoped? That's an understatement. Looks more like a cartoon character compared to her real state.

Even in her unaltered photos I think Brits attractive.
She should have had my kids instead of that skill-less dancing Federline's.
Although it was a pimp move by him, I would have stayed with her and not tried to siphon money from her.

the ONLY photoshopping they did was her hair (roots) and made her more tan.

god she is gorgeous :)