Apr 25 2009Beyonce because why not?

FRIST!!11!!1!

2nd

she looks really pretty here. her dress is a little too tight (look at the armpits) but overall nice dress. her weight keeps fluctuating. That cant be healthy!

Because I don't like it being FOOLED.
AMERICANS APARENTLY DO?

Symmetry is overrated! And also you are crazy, she's perfect!

Ya, it's just the asymmetry of the dress. It's called "fashion" and "style," Fish--and is arbitrary, indeed.

Why hasn't the fact that the howard stern recording was proven fake hasn't been mentioned here? Embarrassed you didn't have the common sense to figure it out?

your weekend writer sucks.

fat.

she has enormous knees. Terrible calves (most blacks do) and her ass is too big (yeah I know those people childishly call that "bootyliscious").
She's not very attractive in my book.

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I thought that Kim Kardashian's legs got finally stretched.But i see now it's Beyonce.

Imagine you wake up in the morning and a face like that is staring at you.*Shudder*

I bet she's able to crack a coconut with those thighs!

Man, those are what I call Thunder Thighs. When she stops walking, those don't stop rippling for at least five minutes.

One of the most over-rated singers today. Blah-onsay.

Jeeez, where have YOU been the last +10 years? Over-rated singer? This girl is in the list with Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, etc. (And better than Mariah and X-tina if you ask me)

If ur looking for over-rated, look at; Britney, Lady GaGa, Fergie, Mya, Nicole Scherzinger, AMY WHINEHOUSE (different style my ass, it's just noise)

Let's not even talk about wanna be singers like; Vanessa Hudgens, Paris Hilton, Hayden Panettiere, CASSIE

Baby, she is beautiful. She looks so sexy here.

It's sad that things like "knees" and "shes" can't handle African American beauty, your bitch asses probably uses botax to make your lips look like AAmericans, you probably have ass implants cause you ass is flat as hell, yuck, so disgusting, and your pale ass waste money on tanning because you "want the look." Do us all a favor...phuck off! Get over, the media's attempt to dictate beauty by Caucasian standards failed with most African Americans, at least this one, so stop trying to follow through on the impossible. Beyonce is in no way perfect, but she certainly is pretty. I am not a fan of her acting, but one can not deny her beauty, entertainment talent, and presents. On Beyonce best day her vocals couldn't come close to Whitney or Xtina in their day (Xtina still has a lot to give), but she is talented (she needs to invest in an education and public speaking, but she is coming a long, as for that sister, well, there is always one in the family.

tranny

Take away the $5,000 dress and the 4 hours of professional make-up help, she's average at best.

ohhh god my shoulder hurt!,,, *yawns*

Where is #4 comes from? i mean geographically, with those head ache induce comments!

"where is"

One rule a classy lady always remembers when wearing a dress.. show off cleavage OR legs.
This is no classy lady..
Fat ass needs to get on a diet [or disappear from the face of the earth..!]
And please dont pull that real women are curvy shit, there is a difference between being curvy and just plain fat.
This is fat.

#21
The Netherlands
Look it up.
One day you might find it..

Whats with the fresh comment? next time don't volunteer k? i mean really!

I bet if you step on Beyonce's dress while she's walking.She wouldn't notice anything! You'll have free lift!

I estimate the capacity of her legs on about 500 HP.

Who cares??

Bea Arthur passed away

Hey, I'm dead! Fuck me, this blows.

And then there's Maude!

You post about this drivel when national treasure, Bea Aurthur, just passed away?? For shame Superficial Writer... For shame.

look assholes give the bitch her props...she looks alright in these pics...
better than all the other posts this weekend.
Fuck you all

That's one FAT nigger with straighten hair and straight-hair extensions.

Hey, Beyonce, why not just do the job right and go for experimental gene therapy to eradicate expression of the lower simian DNA?

I hear her new movie is a real stinker

to all the haters she is not fat or ugly. she is not the most gorgeous of all women but shes pretty good looking. oh and esp to #17 look at her hair. that is not the hair of a black woman. while like u said there are many white women who get their lips filled, there are just as many black women stapling extensions to their heads. and you dont need to be black to have naturally full lips or a nice round ass.

@12 I would think I was a lucky lucky boy :P

I think that she is absolutely beautiful , i think it is so horrendous that people can say such awful things. how can anyone be so cruel .

I think that she is absolutely beautiful , i think it is so horrendous that people can say such awful things. how can anyone be so cruel .

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ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T RESEMBLE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODY IS CONSIDERED FAT TO THE WHITE MEN IN AMERICA.

GO KEEP LOVING YOUR GOLD DIGGING ASIANS, YOU DISRESPECT WHITE WOMEN TO BE WITH SCRAWNY ASIAN GIRLS WHO IF THEY CUT THEIR HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE A BOY!

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there's nothing wrong with her. she's got a beautiful and proportionate hour glass figure. she's a talented artist and she's famous which is more than any of your haters could say. every chick here complaining probably has no tits or ass, which means you probably look like a dude. beyonce is all woman!

god she's gotten big. she looks like an elephant

How can Americans say that she is fat if almost all Americans are fat?

Fourty-Third

It's extremely sad to see how some people on here put others down when the reality is, you haters would die to be in her shoes --- Beyonce is beautiful and talented, and her dress can cost more than your whole damn life's savings! So please, stop hating and get a life! ALL of you would die to have what this girl got...

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i don't get it. i think beyonce is one of the most gorgeous female celebrities out there right now. i mean look at her... she's all woman, with real curves! shes got plenty of beautiful body parts to play with. Just because she doesnt look like a scrawny pre-pubescent boy DOES NOT mean shes fat ! For all men that don't appreciate a full booty and hips, go get some standards ! beyonce keep doing your thing.

I don't get it. How do her boobs look lopsided? I really mean it, am I seeing the same pictures here?

This post was terrible! Really, really unfunny.

@ 33

I'm sooooo sorry that you are an ignorant stuck up idiot. I feel sorry fo all the obnoxious pigs who think that they can decide who is better and who is not.
Why don't you do us a favour and go jump off a cliff, you fat moron!
Screw you! what a shame you are an under-privileged hill billy
Go screw yourself you screw ball

where are this ape's calves? why does she dye her hair light brown? is the pain of knowing that you are actually not very attractive what is causing her fakery? she is a fat cunt and JZ is the ugliest animal alive. if they have ummm cubs or whatever you call ape babies, they are gonna be as black as Papa Licorice.

She's really hot.

One tit is going TO THE LEFT - TO THE LEFT. I think they're stuck to the inside of the dress because of too much JZ (pronounced JIZ)

She looks like she's made from plastic, very artificial-looking.

oh shutup everyone she looks fine

She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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"where are this ape's calves?"

She has kids?

She's hot, not natural but hot.

I think she's pretty but she's hooked up to a blue gum fat lipped thug n-word.

Eew.

#35, you're right, you don't have to have beautiful, full lips to be African American, but it is more closely related with being African American. Also, don't perpatrate like it's only African American women who wear extensions or weaves, case in point, JESSICA SIMPSON! If you're going to educate, tell it all. Who cares if she wears a weave/extensions, if she likes it, then hell, what's the problem. African Americans can also have long, beautiful hair.
#33, you sorry excuse for a cunt....you dad is cheating with a beautiful, African American MAN!
#51, stop projecting your self hate...I feel sorry for you, on second thought, I don't you dying a slow, painful death, that's what hate does!

I would fuck her till my junk fell off.

Why do black women with money seem to always have straight hair? If you're so proud, let it stay nappy. (not racist, just stating the obvious). Another thing that's hilarious is the media calling someone fat, that person blogging about how proud they are of their body....all of a sudden they're 15lbs lighter within a month. Love the site! Hate the people:(

@51 Rabid jealousy is not very attractive.

She's a very beautiful human being, expecially when she goes light on the make up. And who cares if she straightens her hair? I do that sometimes. I'm Irish with very curly hair, and sometimes I just want to tame it a little. What is the big deal with what any woman wants to do with their hair?

Man, there are some serious retards commenting today. Go to school before you go insulting ANYBODY, losers.

Beyonce is as Beautiful as it gets, I'm just getting sick of Seeing in everything! She's getting overexposed!!!

she has an ugly smile. i can jus picture her going 'uh hur hur hur'. + thunder thighs FTL

She's hot.

@51

Ahahaha dude I was looking for your comments, they're always the ones ranting on ape this and ape that :D

Dude I know it probably makes you feel good to imagine that you're some how like, some kinda superior being just because your skin is a lighter tone than another person's skin colour...

But you are dumb as sin if you ACTUALLY believe what you say about human beings being "apes" because their skin tone isn't the same as yours.

Keep those comments coming though, it amuses me to no end.

Well said 69!

Also, just a few tidbits for the retards...

- every black woman does not have nappy hair

- some black women are born with naturally light brown or sometimes even blonde hair depending. (i have light brown hair)

- the racist comments aren't hurtful, they're hilarious and stupid

I SUDDENLY WANT A DOUBLE DECKER FROM TACO BELL.
I. CANT. DECIDE. CRUNCHY. OR .SOFT.

SHORT. OR. LONG. CLASSY. OR. SLUTTY?

Thunder! Thunder! THUNDERTHIGHS!!!! HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what if it's alittle tight, if i had Beyonce's body i would wear it like that too, and i think that dress is stunning, why don't you learn what fashion is. You can mess and rip anyone on this site but don't you go riping Beyonce, i'm not her biggest fan but she had done nothing - the girl wouldn't harm a fly.

The woman has amazing legs, i'm so jealous. Once again i must stress that she looks fantastic, yeah her dresses do get tighter in each appearance she does but she's so hot she shouldn't have to give a damn. Why don't you stop wasting nasty comment space and use it all for someone EVERYONE (even her own parents) HATE SO MUCH which is, in all her 'classy' glory, Paris -FRICKEN- Hilton!
This is low dude, even for you. For the last couple of months your homour has gone from funny to 'Graham Norton funny' and that IS NOT GOOD. Your earlier comments were hilarious, i use to come everyday but not they aren't funny and they are not mocking they are just plain atrocious and nasty!

She looks nice her :) black is beautiful everyone!

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