Apr 18 2009Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker get married
Andy Roddick got married to model Brooklyn Decker in a ceremony at his Austin, Texas home last night. People reports:
The tennis pro, 26, and the swimsuit model, 21, exchanged vows in an intimate candlelit ceremony before a group of close friends and family."They are absolutely perfect for each other," a family friend tells PEOPLE. "I think they knew that from the moment they met that they were perfect for each other."
At the ceremony, bridesmaids wore strapless, chocolate-colored gowns, and the setting was decorated with bright, tropical flowers. The bride's gown was by Vera Wang. Guests - including tennis greats Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi - were also treated to a musical performance by Roddick's longtime friend, Sir Elton John.
I know absolutely nothing about Andy Roddick as a person, but based solely on these pictures of Brooklyn Decker, I'm going to go ahead and assume she could've done better. Like way better. Andy Roddick could win Wimbledon, discover the cure to cancer, and have a monument built in his honor and I'm still pretty sure she could've stepped it up a bit.
Reader Comments
1. Adam - April 18, 2009 7:56 PM
And the funny thing is that he saw her picture in the SI swimsuit issue and asked his agent to get her number. Of all of the models he could have chosen strictly for looks, he chose her. Different strokes.
2. Funeral Guy - April 18, 2009 8:05 PM
I guess she's alright. I'll need more nudity before a final evaluation. BTW...Longtime friend of Elton John? Whatup wit dat?
3. me - April 18, 2009 8:06 PM
First! She's hot
4. SuperMe - April 18, 2009 8:08 PM
Wow, she must actually have a personality.
She's pretty, but not gorgeous.
5. Gando - April 18, 2009 8:19 PM
Boolala!
6. edamame - April 18, 2009 8:27 PM
Why in the hell is she wearing a hubcap on her necklace?! I'll betcha that Elton is at Oil Can Harry's tonight.
7. Dice - April 18, 2009 8:28 PM
I actually saw 10 college girls this morning at Target who were hotter than her. And what the hell is she wearing? Looks like it could be the female version of the Ironman costume.
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8. ~ - April 18, 2009 8:42 PM
hmmm, I'd bet if she was brunette you would hardly look twice at her. Her face is kind of plain.
9. Humptea Dumptea - April 18, 2009 8:48 PM
Eat sum food bitch.
10. Miss Brown Eyes - April 18, 2009 8:49 PM
She looks like every twit college girl.... only reason she's famous is ... hmmmm yeah... i got nothing
Did she do Girls Gone Boring?
11. arroyo - April 18, 2009 8:58 PM
@10 - hahahahaha
I'm guessing that Andy trades down in about 3 years.
12. Andrew - April 18, 2009 9:19 PM
Who the hell are these people? and why did I think Andy was the girl for some reason? Anyways....
13. ronr - April 18, 2009 9:41 PM
Pretty girl; stupid name.
14. Shep - April 18, 2009 10:05 PM
And a big who gives a fuck goes out to this story do to the annoying Andy cry baby Roddick and Generic Swimsuit model. I actually had to wake up before I wrote this because I fell asleep halfway through reading this.
15. momo - April 18, 2009 10:10 PM
wow she looks really...smart
16. Minty - April 18, 2009 10:25 PM
@8 now that you mention it....think you're right
17. TrannyGranny - April 18, 2009 10:48 PM
I'd wrap my dick in bacon and pork her...............
18. TrannyGranny - April 18, 2009 10:52 PM
Of course I was also in the produce section of the local Piggly Wiggly today thinking about molesting a papaya (the most sexual of all tropical fruit).
*sighs*
19. BGC TODAY - April 18, 2009 10:52 PM
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20. ::Idaho - April 18, 2009 11:54 PM
Standart hot blonde. Id' hit it with all my soul, of course.
21. Bianca - April 18, 2009 11:57 PM
they're going to have odd looking children
22. Melissa - April 19, 2009 12:31 AM
Who the FUCK gets married at twenty-one?!?!?! Seriously...
23. gerard Vandenberg - April 19, 2009 12:45 AM
BUT WHEN IS THE DIVORCE SCHEDULED, folks?
24. Jen - April 19, 2009 2:47 AM
Who are these people? I thought this was a celebrity site. Can I post my wedding announcements here?
25. Jan - April 19, 2009 4:39 AM
Wait... i thought this was a post about Andy Roddick.. then why are there only pictures of some bland blonde chick? That ain't right sir!
26. Gando - April 19, 2009 4:49 AM
Holla!
27. eggs - April 19, 2009 5:03 AM
@24 Sure you can. Whether people will care is a wholly separate issue, though. Congrats, by the way.
28. Narcissist - April 19, 2009 6:01 AM
Outfits look terrible, not much presence. Looks like she's slouching.
29. bitchy - April 19, 2009 6:22 AM
honestly this woman is absolutely beautiful ..sooooo pretty. hope she's a nice gal.
30. Narcissist - April 19, 2009 6:41 AM
Outfits look terrible, she isn't stunning. Looks like she's slouching.
31. Hugh Hefner - April 19, 2009 8:39 AM
Why is she carrying a vibrator shaped handbag. Is that the only thing you need for a red carpet event. Just in case your boyrfiend doesnt show, you can nip to the bathroom...
32. jumpin_j - April 19, 2009 8:50 AM
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Pink? Not a good sign. Ick.
33. Mike - April 19, 2009 9:16 AM
And now for her next magic trick... triple her size in two years
34. Rhialto - April 19, 2009 10:03 AM
Where's my lill bride?
35. titsonsnack - April 19, 2009 10:54 AM
Yeah she does look like Pink.
Who the fuck are these people? Are they famous?
36. Sauron - April 19, 2009 11:00 AM
Congrats to the couple!
37. salawhite - April 19, 2009 11:15 AM
Recently I found a hot club -- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.
38. jc - April 19, 2009 11:41 AM
girl needs a nose job
39. His Huge Greatness Himself - April 19, 2009 12:20 PM
I bet they are going to have an awesome time together! Congrats!
40. j - April 19, 2009 12:24 PM
She's in for a long ride w/Andy's gay rumors.
41. alfalfa - April 19, 2009 12:29 PM
I don't know who she is but I'd fuck her if the price was $25
42. j - April 19, 2009 1:01 PM
She's in for a long ride w/Andy's gay rumors.
43. Rhialto - April 19, 2009 1:13 PM
If this marriage is succesful then he's going to perform better.That simple it is.
44. smarg - April 19, 2009 1:36 PM
I'd eat the peanuts and corn kernels out of her shit just to see where it came from.
45. Fuck U - April 19, 2009 4:54 PM
Who the fuck cares???
#44, you are a fucking douche...eat that.
46. Joyce - April 19, 2009 5:11 PM
She looks like a man honestly. I think she gained alot by marrying Andy Roddick though he's not that great looking himself.
47. Fuck - April 19, 2009 6:30 PM
He could do better. Shit, I could do better. If I were Andy Roddick.
48. sarah - April 19, 2009 8:42 PM
I actually went to high school (david w butler, its in matthews north carolina) with her and she looked NOTHING like this, she def. got breast implants. way to marry up Brooke
49. turd sammich - April 19, 2009 11:54 PM
That's a MAN, baby!!
50. Andy's facial hair - April 20, 2009 12:11 AM
No mention of Andy's beard status here....facial hair or no beard at the wedding....nah he wore a beard
51. lola - April 20, 2009 1:12 AM
Perfect example of how the girl next door can be a STUNNER with hard work and self control. Good luck to them
52. Wedding Favors - April 20, 2009 2:51 AM
Congratulations to the both of them.
I'm a big fan of Andy Roddick.
He's the best player in tennis sport (but I have to admit that he's really great!)
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Wedding Favors
53. salawhite - April 20, 2009 10:10 AM
Recently I found a hot club -- S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.
54. piney - April 20, 2009 4:28 PM
first celebrity to have intrest in her and she is marrying him!!!!!! haha. what a loser to have your agent contact her agent?? have some balls and ask her out yourself ANDY!!!
55. joan wenning - May 1, 2009 10:59 AM
To be so negative about someone you do not know is classless. Where are the kin thoughts in this world anymore. Articles like yours encourage disfunctional and jealous people to ride in your wagon.
56. Anna - May 28, 2009 10:53 PM
I have enjoyed watching Andy for years. I think he seems like a really fun and genuinely nice person and I wish them both lots of good luck and happiness. Good luck in your tennis game! You seem to have gotten better!!! So happy you won in the French open so far!!! I will keep you in my prayers!