Mar 29 2009Vince Shlomi Slap Chop's™ a hooker

Lol.

How dumb do you have to be to NOT LET GO of someone's tongue when they continually PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?

oooooo so good

Hitler's people are violent

YOU'LL LOVE MY NUTS

that's fantastic. just fantastic.

Jeez how'd you like to be able to put a photo of that on the mantle during family get-together times.

Judge says: If you act now, bail will be $2000, cause I can't do this all day/

How old are the ShamWOW commercials?
he looks ancient here, and a little less creepy than usual

Haha. Nice one, Judge.

nice headline....saw the same one two days ago here: http://cheesusrice.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-guy-slap-chops-a-hooker/

That just made my day... Everytime i saw that commercial i secretly wished hateful shit on his ass.... Thank you Jeebus!

I like to think how Vince might describe the encounter:

"Hi, it's Vince here with Slap Chop and I'm in a great mood today from slapping my troubles away. Look, you love sex, you hate relationships. No problem-Fahget' about it. Look, here's a prostitute in Miami-you're gonna have an exciting life now and for only a $1000 cash. You could pay more, but why? This prostitute is from Miami and you know those Floridians, they always make good stuff. Sure, she might try to bite your tongue off, but watch this America: one slap, two slap, three slap. Look, the prostitute falls right off. Life's hard enough; ya' don't want a prostitute attached to your tongue. We're gonna make America free from tongue biting prostitutes, One Slap At A Time. "

He paid a grand for that skank?!!?! WOW! At least it wasn't his cock she was biting on and wouldn't let go of.

how does this guy afford a $750.00 a night hotel...HE'S A GODDAMN INFOMERCIAL HAWKER.

THEN....A THOUSAND BUCKS ON A HOOKER!!!??

I AM QUITE ANGERED. WHY DOES HE HAVE THIS MONEY TO SPEND AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SHAM WOW ABSORBENT CLOTHS?

ANNNND HE GETS TO WEAR A BLUE APRON AND A HEADSET!!!

oh man. oh man.

::weeps::

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That hooker had to be on acid. She threw away ten Benjamins, TEN, to either teach him a 'lesson' or was just sooo fucked up on drugs/liquor that she was hungry and wanted some toungue.

Classic look for the Sham Wow guy...he looks fugged up for sure. lol

This just made my day!

Although the professional C-handler is somewhat attractive, but who in the hell kisses a prostitute. Slomo should count his lucky stars, he couldve been tonguing a hooker with a 3rd leg....

Good lord, one good slap would have been sufficient! :D

Are we getting paid for this shit!??

I didn't know pushing a couple of times on a vegetable chopper paid that well!

Is that Mick Jagger?

That hooker is hot. I'd pay for some of that if she just nibbled instead. But Nigger Obama took my grand so now I have to just fuck myself.

Most Working Girls have specific rules about kissing. They'll suck cock, do anal, and even DATY, but kissing is con sided a something personal and crossing the line. He should have asked first.

Most Working Girls have specific rules about kissing. They'll suck cock, do anal, and even DATY, but kissing is con sided a something personal and crossing the line. He should have asked first.

It's obvious the police had no case against her... she was just getting even for those motherfucking Slap-Chop and Sham-Wow commercials that motherfucker is in and are aired non-stop.

In fact, as I type this, a Sham-Wow commercial is on.... she should have killed him... no jury would have convicted her.

It looks easy to me! Do we get a couple for free now!?

lol @27

Punching hookers is wrong?....news to me

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hahaha that's too funny ... "you'll LOVE my nuts!"

#24 Yeah, you should just go fuck yourself. First intelligent thing you've ever posted here - now quit while you're ahead.

definitely coked up

hahahahahah I fuckin love Vince! I never understand why he has to wear a headset in commercials? What's it for????

yea you can fuck a hooker up the ass but you can't do something as personal as kissing. wtf. Isn't fucking someone up the ass pretty personal?

"I never understand why he has to wear a headset in commercials? What's it for????"
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He uses it to call up his coke whores.

william defoe

william defoe

Is there any reason WHY this IS news?

youre gonna love my nuts..lmao

what a stupid commercial...he says the dumbest things...and theres something weird going on with his eyebrows

You mean a looker like this Leatherface needs a hooker?!?!?!? NO!!!!!!

Jesus..he looks like crap there! They musta had the best makeup artists ever for his commercials.

Was the camera guy following him?

/who spends $20 on paper towels?

Hey, LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE! (He has always been annoying as hell though)

Is it just me who thinks the "pro" girl is actually kinda hot? I mean in the left mugshot of her. NICE.

Adorable. What a classy pair.

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Dude... polkadots? That's why you have to pay for sex.

Wow. I know it's early in 2009, but this has got to be a favorite for story of the year. Your move, Lohan!

vince is awesome! sure he is sleazyand creepy as hell and all that but, he still is awesome!
go vince, do those drugs, fight those whores- show 'em who's boss!!!!!

I wonder: WE MUST FEEL SORRY NOW, folks?

yes

yes

That Shamwow guy always reminded me of a greasy used car salesman - not a surprise here.

That Shamwow guy always reminded me of a greasy used car salesman - the only surprise is that he was able to get laid.....well, almost.

#13- thats the funniest shit I've seen on here...... LMFAO!!!!

SHAM WOW works on your car, pet stains and blood from a hooker. Carry one to jail with you and it works on urine, KY (in case bubba is nice to you) and human tears when you realize how f*cked up your sex life REALLY is.

SHAM WOW works on your car, pet stains and blood from a hooker. Carry one to jail with you and it works on urine, KY (in case bubba is nice to you) and human tears when you realize how f*cked up your sex life REALLY is. That's WOW - that's SHAM wow!

I just want to know how he throws that other brand name chopper over his head and into the sink with such ease.

#15 - According to the commercial, one order IS a lifetime supply.

Somebody explain the logic, coming from the hookers' perspective....
Like, what was her game plan after biting is tongue. A jovial slap on the back and they both walk away?

And that my friends, is what meth/coke addiction does to your face. You don't go to Miami unless you love that shit. It's a proven fact.

I'm calling shenanigans. Vince Slap-Chop Shlomi has very brown eyes. Not so in the mug shot. Eyebrows are wrong. Hairline at the temple is off. Nose is wrong. Right ear lobe is against the side of Vince's head (yeah, I know he's wearing a head-mic) but the mug guy has twice as much hair and his ears stick way out. This guy resembles Vince, but that's all.

This commercial is very long. Now I have seen it once and don"t want to see it ever again. But in the US there are commercials every 10 minutes or so. This means that the nerve raking stuff must be shown several times a day, perhaps more than once every hour.No wonder Americans are a bit sick in the head.

ha ha LMAO "we dont need to cry anymore" his crazed face makes me cry.

Did he use a ShamWow to sop up the blood from his injuries?

where's the pictures of the broad at!?? post them up mr. superficial!! here's links

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html

sham wow man gots more heaters than i thought in those guns!! i woulda thought that little pussy man woulda got served up, especially by a pro-stitute

I've been enjoying those Slap-Chop commercials. I come in from the other room to see that other chopper go in the sink. Very gratifying.

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This guy sued the Church of Scientology! I'm buyin some ShamWows!

A shamwow won't clean up this mess......nyuk....nyuk

Ok you just kneeeew this was coming lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Z7uy_HPiM&feature=dir

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