Mar 20 2009Vanessa Hudgens: Clearly, the man in her relationship

She definitely looks like a man.

She looks like she is ready for "high school musical 4:freshman year" where they answer the important questions is that a girl, boy, or a felony?

He just needed a few minutes away from that giant bush.

btw, the joke is that Zac is a chick, not that the Peltster is a guy.

Seriously- she's a man because she pumps her own gas? Guess there's a million or so gas pumping "women" out there who had no idea that filling the tank meant they are males.

Attention ladies .........Do not buy or wear those ugly ass sandals or those ugly fuzzy boots. It makes you look like shit.

Someone said she is not a beauty, why?? Are you a beauty? Can you show us your photo before posting such a stupid message? Go to ***" richmatch mAKI NGC 0 M "*** and have a search for young ladies, you will know how ugly you are!!

#4 - Way to do your gender a favor by proving you can't read.

She's pumping the gas while her boyfriend sits in the car primping his nails. Now get back in the kitchen, Susan B. Anthony!

She's starting to look a lot like the lady who cleans my house.

Because women should only have to brush their lovely ponies' manes?

Chivalry is dead.

LOL why not, he is the bigger star! besides its not a first date, get your ass out there and get gas stink on your fingers,,,make yourself useful

I love the fact that she has a huge belt penis in the first two pictures. Goes very nicely with the caption.

@9
No, the correct answer is UNICORNS.

Next he'll be swiping all of her tampons. She'll get sick of it and move on....trust me.

PS: The Fish has been pretty funny lately.

Hey, GuyHolly!!!!!!1

I have a hankering for fur pies.

she looks cute - cut, cute, cute

first

Vanessa Hudgens is a cute girl. She is short, so she isn't built like a linebacker or anything. I always thought she was too good for Zack, but tI have only seen pictures on this website of them.

Moroning Jrz!!!!!!!!!!!111111

I like the title of this... the gas pump trigger looks like a weiner

I like the title of this... the gas pump trigger looks like a wiener

Could she be anymore obvious flickin' off the pops? So over it...move on!

It would be a helluva lot of fun to drive a big 'ol truck at 60 mph and take that fucker's door right off

I'd pump her gas any day

she's not a man, he's making fun of the fact that zac efron is too pretty to get out of the car and pump gas.

she's adorable and her outfit is really cute. he's too faggy for her!

whats with her boobs in these pics?

#20...that's about right..

This is riveting news here....NEXT

Where is the story about Miley Cyrus tying her own shoes?

Whatever happened to Jamie Lynn Spears? Did we ever figure out if she was in fact pregnant again?

Zac is FLAMING and therefore would be in danger if he went anywhere near a gas tank.

Are those Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell's sunglasses...?

#29 HAHAHAHAHAHA.........

On a side note--virgin boy is wierd......

The strap-on she wears with Zac looks just like the gas pump.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Vanethaaaaa....eeel...you pump the gath...ith tho gathy and icky.

GUYJRZJANEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Why isn't anyone talking about Obamessiah making fun of the Special Olympics last night? If Bush said what he said, someone would have impeched and shot him by now.

Bush didn't get "impeched" after illegally invading a country and kidnapping and torturing hundreds of foreign citizens, so I think he would have been ok if he had made the Special Olympics comment. But if by "impech" you're referring to Bush's speech impediment (lack of brains), well, yeah, he kinda did have one, didn't he?

Fat face: check
Pig nose: check
Monster bush: check
Attitude & insecurity: check

What's not to like about this sow?

The true story here: Zac suggested to Vanessa that she pump the gas while he goes into the store to buy some Red Bull. A little while later she's done and waits a few minutes then decides to go into the store and finds Zac in the bathroom giving the clerk a blowjob. Instantly, 100 more pubic hairs sprout. But still, she leaves with him and goes about the rest of the day as if nothing had happened.

Using that thing instead of a DILDO is really LIFE-THREATENING, folks!!

#37 this blog is about Vanessa. Not your stupid fugly ass.

Zac is so BADASS like me. Except I'm badass because I have a lvl80 night elf rogue.

OOOOP..Ba-ZING, GuyHolly!!

$2.49 for premium! Yet another reason I am glad I moved out of that shit hole California. The fags, beaners and liberals can have the place. The weather just wan't worth it anymore.

One would think with a raging fucking homo for a boyfriend she wouldn't walk around with the world's most loose ugly pleather strappy sandals. You'd think he'd say something to her like, "Oh my GAHD Vanetha! Look at thothe thrapth! They're tho big and gapey....like my anuth! Tee hee! Theriouthly though....take them off take them off!"

#41 only lame ass jockeys or 10 year olds have night elfs. Which are you?

She got some big ass feet fo sho.

Mmmmm.
That's a bad chick.

chix pumping gas is always hot. (unless they are fatties)

@45

Hey you don't play WOW for 4 years and not learn a thing or two about courage, so I'd STFU if I were you.

So did you mean "lame ass, jockey" or "lame, ass jockey" ?

Thanks Guy... I think...

What's wrong with this picture!??

#49 - You reek of desperation. Is this what two tours in Iraq taught you? I have a feeling that, much like your dad's goop on the night of your conception, you were dishonorably discharged. C'mon! Scream money about liberal pussies! Veer father away from the post!

Maybe Zac Efron is straight!?

Sandals and green fuel!?? Quick,somebody climb this palm tree!

@49
Also, I am so much better than you because I can point out how desperate you are, throw in an insult concocted by a 14 year old, and THEN in true captain obvious style point out that your post has nothing to do with vanessa hudgens or pumpming gas or zac effron. Which in the world of internet blog posts I am KING and I therefore make the rules, which you my friend are compelled to follow.

King Rich has spoken!

I like how she's subtly giving the camera the finger in pics 3 and 4.

@23 I just saw your comment. You beat me to it, I lose.

$2.23 for gas? Haha, that sucks. It's about 50-60 cents cheaper here.

I'll bet it's Vanessa's car, and she doesn't want Miss Zac to touch the "inny-parts"
for fear Miss Zac would fuck it up beyond all help.

I know the point is to make fun of Efron being a princess, doing his nails; but I initially thought the pic was the lead guy from Entourage. Not E, Turtle or Younger Dillon, but the lead guy whose name I have no will to even look up.

Instantly, 100 more pubic hairs sprout. But still, she leaves with him and goes about the rest of the day as if nothing had happened. Thanks Guy.........

I shamed myself when I jacked it to those nude pics of her that leaked out when she was under 18, but now that she's street legal - whoo-hoo! Party in my pants!

I have no idea why, but I dig those monkey-faced starlets. That chick on Smallville? Kristen Whatever? I'd love to spin that little chimp faced girl on Mr. Rigid.

Hey! Michael Jackson pumps his own gas!
Oh, wait.... I thought the dude had gotten his face fixed. Sure looks like him, don't she?

Seriously, One of the cutest chicks you'll ever see and several of you are making fun of her. Sure, make fun of her clothes, sandals, relationship, etc., but to say she's fat or ugly or whatever is ridiculous. I could go into details but I'll only touch on one. Monster bush? HahahahaHahaHAHAHAHA! That thing was WAY trimmed up but since the “style for the decade” is to shave it raw, most of you don't even know what a true monster bush is. And besides, if it's clean, who gives a shit? Bald cunts can smell too. No, the hairs don't get all stuck in your teeth, throat, etc., especially if you do it right.

Seriously, One of the cutest chicks you'll ever see and several of you are making fun of her. Sure, make fun of her clothes, sandals, relationship, etc., but to say she's fat or ugly or whatever is ridiculous. I could go into details but I'll only touch on one. Monster bush? HahahahaHahaHAHAHAHA! That thing was WAY trimmed up but since the “style for the decade” is to shave it raw, most of you don't even know what a true monster bush is. And besides, if it's clean, who gives a shit? Bald cunts can smell too. No, the hairs don't get all stuck in your teeth, throat, etc., especially if you do it right.

Dude needs to step it up a notch. The S4 is cool, but he's in the insane money category, he should be driving an RS4 at a minimum.

If you're gonna represent Deutchland Zach, pick up an Audi R8 or an MTM supercharged RS4.

My head is throbbing, need to go listen to my 4.2 purr.

that's her car you idiots. of course she should be the one to put gas in it, plus she's got the gas thing on her side.

Sometimes guys are caught in a no win situation.

If he offers to pumpt the gas, he's accused of being sexist in assuming that she shouldn't do it because she's a woman and he should do it because he's a man.

But if he doesn't offer to pump the gas, then he's not a gentleman, but a jerk.

A guy can't win either way.

just wondering, has she actually shaved that jungle down below yet or is she still auditioning for planet of teh apes 7 ?

she is giving the photog the finger and she has great outfit on.

Hello Vanessa you and Zac are the perfect Duo