Mar 1 2009Miley Cyrus' dad shouldn't count his motorcycles before they're hatched

Miley Cyrus and her family are slowly becoming my favorite inevitable train wreck. Mostly because I know this one will end in "We don't know how she got pregnant; we thought he was gay. I mean, immaculate conception!" To emphasize my point, here's Miley wearing a lowcut shirt over a bikini while going for a jog with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston yesterday. And where's her dad during all this? Posing with his motorcycle. However, nobody knows more than me that sexy doesn't take the weekend off. Or start work in Billy Ray's case.

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first?

Second?

she actually doesn't look totally fugly here!

look at that cleavage

I would.

Who the hell goes running in a bikini, shes wack!!

Who cares? she was probably near the beach anyway, so who cares what she's wearing? Well... aside from those shoes... I want those NOW.

who works out with JEANS on?? well, jean shorts to be exact but still... so stupid. shouldn't she be wearing athletic pants or shorts?

When did she get boobs? hmmm something's fishy.

Ⅺ?

looks like he was actually jogging and she was tanning or something and saw the paps and started to run.

Typical American trash!!!!! No talent hacks but Americans make them rich superstars and then suddenly get tired of seeing them when they are always spot in light just like Kanye, Chris Brown etc........

These hillbillies are laughing all the way to the bank while America goes straight to hell socially and economically. Funny people complain about the economy but still have money to waste for tickets to the latest Hannah Montana movie or concert! Unbelievable!

What a pity i didn't bring the nipple clams along with.

weird. i work out in the same outfit every day.

Don't have these 'celebrities' nothing else to do than running around?

She's getting her asshole reamed out every night. She loves anal I hear.

My first impression is that he's taking his 12 year old daughter out for a run.

Ummm. He has a hickey on his shoulder. Do I hear the pitter-patter of little feet?

I think the pope will be very delighted to see the cross on the guy's chest.

She got breasts! omg!

They are not jogging, they are running for their lives from Chris Brown and OJ don't you see the black shadows to the right of the black SUV!!! Coincidence, I don't think so.

I can't tell they're running.It's more walking with the run movements.

I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at
***BIGBLACKCONNECT.C OM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black singles who are hunger for true love online.

Lame she's wearing a bra.Doesn't she know how much pleasure she can have running braless in a shirt?

she looks like an idiot running in that. those aren't even running shoes either

I don't remember her having boobs.

Naaa not pregnant.
Wants to get out of her Disney contract. You have to be costly, slutty and dirty to be let go.

Dad would know and is likley scripting, picking the cloths and calling the papparazzi himself

it's normal, i see nothing wrong.

He IS gay. If she gets knocked up, it belongs to Daddy. That's the Ozark way.

Naturally, she's wearing denim shorts to run in. That's my typical joggib apparel, too.

Nice thus (t9)

Miley looks really cute here! For her age, it is really skanky though. I would wear that for my husband anyday, but isn't she like 16?

So.
" If you do not exclude them from these United States, in this
Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in
such great numbers that they will dominate
the land, and change our form of governments, for which we
Americans have shed our blood, given our lives, our substance,
and jeopardized our liberty. If you do not exclude them, in less
than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to
furnish them substance while they will be in the counting
houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do
not exclude the Jews for all times, your children will curse you
in your grave."
Benjamin Franklin

hot. wait, is it illegal to say that?

You folks really need a hobby....these comments are MORONIC.

Does everyone have something horrible to say about everyone else? Are you serious she is just a little girl and you guys are trying to destroy her. I really don't understand it doesnt anyone have morals anymore? I honestly dont even watch her or really know anything about her but just give her a break doesnt anyone have a heart anymore.

Keisha

Cliff Notes : Looks like we might have a few 'live ones' here Knee. Like.
I'm guessing # 34 - 36 (inclusive) could be having a few problems with 'Free fall Collapse speed' - that type of thing.

okay ill say it, she's got some damn nice tatas for her age. They're definitely natural. Billy Ray's bike sucks.

Cliff Notes: So # 37 this Ben Franklin guy was like 1706 - 1790.
Those 200 years would have run out a least a decade before 9/11.
Knee Ya Ha Ha :Look ' Notes' - you asshole.
I didn't say this 'Franklin' guy was Kreskin. !!

why is this about her, and not about the biggest tool seen here: the daddy.
if anyone is gay here, it's Billy Ray Cyrus.
just look at him in those pictures. what a d-bag. his "photoshoot" is so fucking out of place it hurts to watch.
this guy either wants it from behind, or acts and dressees thinking he's 16. either way, it's very wrong.

DAMN, america simply wants to be in the "WRONG LIMELIGHT"?

Gerald.
Inside job ?

# 40 I was just reading this stuff and wondered if you had any comments ..

" If you do not exclude them from these United States, in this
Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in
such great numbers that they will dominate
the land, and change our form of governments, for which we
Americans have shed our blood, given our lives, our substance,
and jeopardized our liberty. If you do not exclude them, in less
than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to
furnish them substance while they will be in the counting
houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do
not exclude the Jews for all times, your children will curse you
in your grave."
Benjamin Franklin

U Merican ?

Cliff Notes : Well ok I reread some of this crap and noticed when @ 39 'Cliff Notes' says in an imperative sentence. So... # 37.
He actually meant. - So... # 33.... in an imperative sentence.

Binky: Gr8.
I'd like to say you're completely irrelavant 'Cliff', Who gives a shit ? type thing...
But I was watching women's curling all night - so who am I to complain ?

I see the hickey on his shoulder
That's not from the vacuum, nomatter how redneck you are

Ha.
Hahahaha
Is she too old to break JamieLynne's record yet?

#33. I just learned something today!!!!!

A list of Benjamin Franklin's inventions reveals a man of many talents and interests. It was the scientist in Ben that brought out the inventor. His natural curiosity about things and the way they work made him try to find ways to make them work better.

Benjamin Franklin hated the Jews on top of all his many talents and interests!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If only our forefathers listened to Ben! lol

CANKLES

# 46
What you twing to say here exactwee ?

Inside Job ?

I agree that her parents shouldn't let him date her. A 20 year old guy would only want one thing from her! Well, since she's rich, maybe two things. But I think we need to lay off of her, she's only acting like any 16 year old who has a hot model guy interested in her. Her parents just need to start being...well, parents.

#48 Jen. I'm still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed? - How about you ?
(And I'm a Taurus and like shhhh....
(long walks on the beach)

Knee Ya Ha Ha Hey. Wait a sec. : Where did # 46 Tom K go ?...
Inside Job Tom ? Stand down of NORAD ? Molten metal in the ruins ? That type of thing ?

Cliff Note :Knee.... I'm guessing this guy may not be Davey Crockett..

Binky : Well ok . There's a bit of tidy-up to be done here. ..
When # 50 said # 48, He/She actually meant # 49.
'"# 49 JEN" *
* for those of you keeping score at home.

is that a hickey on his shoulder?

Holy Crap, did you see what Billy Ray Cyrus did to the kid that hacked into Miley's cellphone??? BRUTAL!

check it out (totally hilarious!):

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/28/dont-f-with-billy-ray-cyruss-daughter.html

Public at LARGE : Oh okay. I think I may be seeing some sort of ...
'horizon' here....
Could you maybe run this one by me - one more time.
An 'inside' what ?

Cliff Notes : Job.

You know what fucking amazes me? Guys like Cliff Notes and blinky have nothing better to do than have conversations with themselves through a bloggers comment board. Seriously guys, get lives and jobs.

@ TODDERS -- LMFAO!

#54

now that's some southern justice! funny stuff.

# 56 Welcome to the site - I'm guessing you may be having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed ' that type of thing ?

Comments ?

Looking for a debate # 56 ?


U Merican ?

Miley is a nice baby. But I think she is too young to join that celeb dat*ing site Richromances.com where beautiful people and wealthy guys are looking for romances.

" If you do not exclude them from these United States, in this
Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in
such great numbers that they will dominate
the land, and change our form of governments, for which we
Americans have shed our blood, given our lives, our substance,
and jeopardized our liberty. If you do not exclude them, in less
than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to
furnish them substance while they will be in the counting
houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do
not exclude the Jews for all times, your children will curse you
in your grave."
Benjamin Franklin

@59 Benjamin Franklin was obviously not psychic. Had he forseen the numbers of Muslims in this country, he would have given the Jews a place to stay while they were here and given them the advice: "Go forth and procreate".

# 63. What's your point ?
And where do the 'Dancing Israelis' (tm) ( Call Bernie Madoff for more info)...
fit in to your point ?


Inside job ?

So.
I'm like listen' ...and watchin' and drinkin' a bit of Cha... Found this pic. from New York Times and recognized them - both guys ...
Chinese guy on the right is saying...
Chinese guy on the Right : ' Hey wait a sec - I'm still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed.'
Chinese guy on the Left : Wow. You must be a wheel intellectual.
Blow me.

Knee Ya Ha Ha : So some 'Yank people' were complaining about Hillary not taking a STAND about Chinese human rights issues when she was over there.
And I'm sure the Chinese probably brought up the point of - where were the human rights of the people jumping out of the World Trade Center on 9/11 ?

So Hillary shut up.

She is starting to lack direction. I hope she does not go off the rails


Hey,, you are attractive for girls, but why so many people keep saying they saw you beore on a celebrity and millioniare d a t i n g si te-----" C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M "Is that true?

How hot. My love!

The 'after' shot ?
(no comment)
You pervs looking for some sort of 'Money shot'' here ?
The money shot is on the Wiki page - but as far as civilization goes - it ain't our type of 'money'.

ummm.. I wouldn't want my father to look like this dude. A grown-up girl's father should look less like a rebellious teenage punk. Otherwise there could be room for daddy issues for his daughter. You know.."hey, this guy looks just like my dad, yay!"

What's wrong with you people? You people are talking about everything but the point of these pictures. the point of these pictures is that she looks very sexually provacative and is doing it on purpose. Shouldn't you just be masturbating to these pictures like a normal person?

Gr8 points all # 71.

But how about that fire over here in China ? Like, the one we link you to here...( Pay attention to the picture!)

Comments ?..... Inside job ?

What I don't get is why are peopl saying that a 20 year old boy would only want sex and money from her? Aside from the fact that she's rich, I mean. He's 20, she's 16. So were I and my boyfriend (husband now). That's a completely normal age gap. Especially considering the fact that in terms of maturity she's probably the one that's 20, whereas he's more like 16. That's just guys and girls... And men and women... Huh..

Hey just look at the listing of the private shareholders of the Federal Reserve (private bank Americans wake up wake up) and you get a glimpse of some dread unreality pervading. Who controls our economy? Who do you think!

They have done such a fine job of it all. Now let's go invade Iran and seal the deal for our Masters.

I found a great site """"" AffluentMeet com """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!

I fully plan on rubbing one out to this little bitch.

@64 Sorry. Went back to bed. Was just saying it seems a natural watchdog society.

shocking...1 teenager spending time with her boyfriend...shocking....

Rackalicious!!!

Who cares about all this other crap.

NICE FUNBAGS!!!!!

i don't care if she's a trainwreck, i'd still totally hit that.
and so would any other guy.

her calves are telling me that this is the first time she's ever jogged.

her chest is telling me that jail might be worth it

Best when served fresh ... and firm!

Forget Miley and what's his name...what the hell is wrong with that gross flabby dude who apparently doesn't know HE'S OLD!!! You make me want to puke on your achy breaky heart!

These things are so firm they look like implants, but its just the effect of the bra pushing them up i guess...inner thighs well sculpted, nice shoulders and arms, no flab, very nice figure! now only if i can get pass over those crazy choppers...

Good thing for Billy Ray his daughter is too fucking ugly to be a proper whore.

ewwww...wang flop!

Jesus !! Please tell me that's not a boob job on a 16 year-old. They don't look real, as in you can SEE the edge of the implant ... OMG, this is as bad as Ali Lohan getting a nose job and lip collegen injections before she has even finished growing !! What is the world coming to ? If they were real I don't think she'd be showing them off like that ... oh God ...

for the comments saying .. she got boobs, somethings fishy..

SHE IS FUCKING 16... THEY GROW DUMBASSES... I highly doubt at her age, she has had work done.. come the fuck on...

They look pretty natural and nice to me.. just enjoy them, or dont fucking look at them.

Ok... So she has tits.

@ 54 That video is a riot!!!

Billy Ray and his family are good Christian people and Miley is going to be just fine.They are a close knit family with moral values.I love all of them and don't have any doubts Miley will go on to be an even bigger super star than she is now.

He has a hickey on his shoulder.

Lets see a sex tape.
Fappity fap fap.

who cares? she has a bikini top underneath... why does it matter if her shirt is lowcut?

16 year old boob job? what? so 16 year olds cannot develop? shit, i've seen some well-developed 12 year olds.

Lets see a sex tape.
Fappity fap fap.

Her outfit is not that vulgar. Although it looks good on her and she looks sexy, many people think that it doesn't suit her because of the fact that she is too young for that outfit in public.

Nice looking tits. Surprised to see that. Remember, the Cyrus' are from where. Tennessee? They usually start cranking out babies by the age of 14.
They are proud of her by not being knocked up yet. They know Disney is their cash cow and they will not let Miley get knocked up and ruin it.
BUT, she more than likely sucks him off several times daily and takes it up the ass on a regular basis. There is no way a 20 year old could resist young ass like that, especially when they leave the 2 of them alone for extended periods of time. Hell, as soon as the close the door and confirm no one else is there, he drops his pants and she drops to her knees. After 1 load, stand her up, turn her around and analize her.

She's not going to get pregnant. She's clearly on birth control already. How else would she have gotten those breasts?

@ 54 -- a fistfull of billy ray cyrus? lol dude hilarious video

I know she's only 16 but are her boobs real? They look oddly like bolted on implants here...

There is no evidence that I ever said anything anti-Semitic. In fact, this particular "speech" is widely referred to as the "Franklin Forgery", having first appeared in a pro-Nazi publication in 1934. So just laugh along with me at the hate-mongering bigots that frequent this site.

ok, who wears a green bikini and denim shorts to go running?

Yeah, I believe this 20-something really hot guy, truly has it for this goofy, loud hillbilly 16 year old girl.

Have you heard this kid talk? She sounds so ignorant.

I'm sure her being uber rich and famous has nothing to do with this relationship. The fact that she's young is just icing.

But this child is crude and not all that attractive. Her face is shaped like a pie plate. And she is inches away from being bucked-toothed.

Not to mention, she's always flapping, yapping her mouth.

Yeah, he really digs this chick.

Billy Ray = Chode

Is it child porn if I like her boobies?

OK...

Billy Ray looks like Mitch Hedberg in these pics.

WTFF.

Can't wait til this skank's 15 minutes are up

SKUNK!!!

who goes out running with the paparazzo with a bikini on, loosely containing those teenage boobies. They do look awesome though!
I bet that faggot knows how to motorboat them. i'm talking about Billy Ray...

Billy Ray looks like he's trying to be the new Bret Michaels... Perhaps he doesn't remember the fact that his big hit song was "Achy Breaky Heart"......
Achy.. Breaky.. Heart...

http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/

I guess when you are a fucking hick hill-billy and all you have done in your fucking pathtic life is have a one hit wonder...THAT SUCKED...you can't afford to own jeans that aren't ripped to shreads!

While we are commenting on her, she is on all fours taking load after load up her ass while her parents are in another part of the house counting that huge pile of money.
Any 20 year old would stay if you knew whatever you did was ok by the parents. Fuck her whenever you want, get blow jobs daily and have her parents buy everything for you? Who would not stay?

no, Billy Ray = Total Destruction (see video @54)

Who is the idiot who said that since they were Christians and had moral values. Get your head out of your ass. The best pussy I ever had came from the All girls Catholic school. My absolute best girlfriend was the Preachers daughter. For over 2 years the little nympho fucked me every chance she got. She even gave me a handjob while we had Sunday dinner at her parents house. All of us around the table and she is just jerking me off like it was normal.
Those Christian girls are the horniest, wildest girls there are. Her other sister was even worse. But she had her own stable of men to fuck.
Since they were Chtistians, they had no idea of what happens in the real world. Just because you talk about it doesn't mean you follow it.

Whatever dude, I was raised and atheist and I could fuck ANY of those Christian hoes under the table. Don't know SHIT.

Fati, 4 years isn't much of an age difference accept that under the law Miley is NOT an adult regardless of her emotional or mental maturity. And her boyfriend IS legally an adult. That makes people wonder why is he dating her.

Banananana, I don't see anything obvious to suggest she's on birth control. Just because she doesn't look anorexic like a lot of girls her age, it doesn't mean she's on birth control. C'mon people. Give her a break.

And those are not breast implants. She's wearing a two piece bathing suit with a top that clearly supports her and gives a rather nice display of her cleavage. I don't see anything slutty in what she's wearing. It's all good.

As long as she is 14 and has parental consent, its legal to fuck them that young. Why a parent would allow it is another issue. If the girl was trying to get the guys money, that would be one thing but this is just wrong.
Its wrong for everyone except her 20 year old boyfriend. He has it made. Free room and board. Goes with them to premires and vacations. Fucks their 16 year old daughter WITH their knowledge. She probably gives great head and has a real tight ass. Lucky dude.

I'm sorry. I just keep remembering when I was in my late teens and getting that young pussy. I miss it. Alot. No cell phones, no surveilance cameras every where. You could park in a driveway where you knew no one was home and fuck like bunnies in the car. park in an alley in do it on a blanket in the grass.
You did not have to worry about their parents calling them every 10 minutes or their girlfriend texting them every minute. You did not have to worry about the cops seeing you on camera in the parking lot. I really miss those days.

omg what a tool.... riding a gixxer like he is 22 squid in his tank top and ripped jeans... hey billy the 80's called THEY DON't WANT YOU BACK EITHER !!!

She is knocked up before 21, but I suspect she will have the abortion and we will never know till she ends up on DR Drew Celeb Rehab season 6 or 7

LOL she's such a fucking cunt

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