Mar 24 2009The Superficial presents 'Wait. WTF is That?'

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She must've cut her lip on the obligatory Star accessory - a can of Red Bull

HERPES SAYS HI"

HERPES SAYS HI"

It's not herpes. It's just a clean surface wound (you can see that it's smooth, sores look entirely different), skin torn off. Someone bit her lip hard.

I have herpes, and that ain't it.

Awesome comment, #5! Way to be an expert on something!

You can even see the puncture wound, the dark spot on the innner side. That's where he bit her, and then scraped the skin off with the teeth as he pulled back.

I agree with #5 that that isn't herpes on Paris. I would be pretty amazed if she doesn't actually have oral (and non-oral) herpes, but that picture is not herpes.

I feel bad for most of these people having all their flaws pointed out. However, I did go through and look at every picture, because I am not a saint.

nice (:

sexy (:

What is going on with nicole kidman's HANDS???

What is going on with nicole kidman's HANDS???

i KNEW Madonna was a drag.

Christ, Monique. i was never that hairy in my entire life!!!

I firmly believe all of these pictures are real and none of them are photoshopped at all...

Jewel also might want to consider investing in some sunscreen.

be it herpes or not, we all know she freakin HAS em.

Those aren't breast enhancers that Hayden Panettiere is wearing-- it's called a nu bra. It's just a gel bra that is backless and strapless.

so what, plenty of people have herpes. get over it.

"5. Indrani - March 24, 2009 8:08 AM

It's not herpes. It's just a clean surface wound (you can see that it's smooth, sores look entirely different), skin torn off. Someone bit her lip hard.

I have herpes, and that ain't it."

Paris Hilton and #5 are both a couple of nasty cock sucking whores.

i may be crazy, but i think a little nose hair and furry lip is kinda hot on salma hayek. it's like she'd too busy being hot and hispanic to care.

definitely not madonna though. never her.

Miranda Kerr should not be on with these freaks. The nastiest is Ashlee Simpson, unless shes swallowing my goo she should keep that kack landing strip tucked....Hayden is cute!

Okay, Nicole Kidman's hands win...holy shit.

I.....holy shit.

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the fuckin hairy legs!! OMG!! THAT was disturbing! Nicole Kidman's hands look like she put them in boiling water... ouch

Suddenly...I feel beautiful.

Id rather be poke in the eyes, 3 stooges style then seeing "monique"'s Serengeti legs, she swears being obese is beautiful...

I think it's a bruise from a pelvic bone being repeatedly slammed into her lip.

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this was great, thank you!

alicia's keys's chest hair and mo'nique's man legs i think were by far the worst up there.

Don't get grossed out at Nicole Kidman, she could have Erythromelalgia or Raynaud's for all that you know.

Nothing to freak out about ya retards.

Those are skid marks from an erect penis on Paris' lower lip, proving she's a boring suck... Ashlee Simpson, to her credit, displays the proper technique.

Does this one ever take out her blue contact lens to let her naturally brown eyes breathe?

That's a puncture wound from a sickle cell from sucking on monkey cock.

could be a burn from a glass "bowl"

or could just be from drinkin too much.

That pic of midget? That's actually a strapless bra poking out, which I guess is techhnically a breast enhancer. But, it's not like she's stuffing it. So, you get A for effort for the joke, but fail.

so number #19, is that what your hookup told you when he infested you with his diseased spunk?
this is a pretty damn good chamber of horrors we have here. from that fat, ugly bitch with the hairy legs to the crypt keeper's stache these are things to fear indeed. kidmans hands are very fucked up as well but, she has ALWAYS been one of those horrible, hideous things from down under.
but where in the hell is that pic with paula abdul and her caved in sternum?
now that was fucked up!

i'd dental dam those bitches like eastbound and down...

Katie Holmes in 10 years:

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/comedians/k/kenneysilver_k/kenneysilverk_m5.jpg

i think nicole kidman (if that isnt photoshopped) has a medical issue. my friends hands (well whole body) was super super dry, like so dry lotion wouldnt even really help, and when they would have their hands down at their side for long periods of time, when he would lift up his hands they would look just like that, all red and turning kinda blue at the wrist... so it could be whatever my friend has - i dont know, but something IS NOT RIGHT about that... ouch!!

PS - she is so darn pale, it very well could be the blood rushing to her hands while they are at her side, keeping them hanging at her side for a while then lifting them up (if she has what my friend has and due to her being very pale, could just be blood you are seeing through the skin!)

quick everybody, look at my superintelligent and witty quips and observations I make. I mean, look at #30, c'mon, how ingenius and superfunny and sophisticated is that? Nobody can come close to touching my intellectual posts. Everyone should just drop down and thank god for me being here to make these keen remarks in such a smart and prophesizing manner. Everyone should print out all my posts and read them like a bible. May Biraq Obomma bless you, all of you. Jizz in my ass Biraq.

I'm B'lack Obomma, and I'm going to tax your employer so much that you get fired and your company goes out of business, which will create jobs!

Also, I'm going to print trillions of dollars without any collateral backing the money, which will plunge the value of the US dollar to lower than a peso, sending our country into an economic depression, forcing every corporation and business that employs 90% of the US workforce to fire all their employees and move overseas, which will create more jobs!

Change!

@40

I'm 14. Stop picking on me.

This fucking place hasn't changed a goddamn bit.... Trolls, retards, spambots, idiots, fat dudes living in mom's basements, AND US!!!!
Hi ya Rich and Zanna!!!!

Thanks for this :)

Been saying for years Madonna is actually a man....

Been saying for years Madonna is actually a man....

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Dear Superficial writer: I love you. Honestly. I really do. Youre the perfect man mixed with a tad of psycho clown and a smidge of all that makes Homer Simpson something that makes me accidentally slide off my chair.

But this. Youre showing pictures of women with stretchmarks, cellulite and body hair, like its a freakshow. This is what women actually look like. Especially after they give birth. Its cruel as hell to point some of these things out like theyre unnatural or we are all supposed to be horribly ashamed of them.

Theres only one flawed man on your list. Which honestly makes me think you just despise women. Which I kind of know isnt true.

But speaking for the global league of tits and pussy: This kind of stuff makes us sad in our hearts. Even more sad than we already are. It makes us not want to get naked in front of boys. It makes us cry in front of the mirror.

PS. Id still make sweet rabbit-on-a-jackhammer love to you. But try to throw some more flawed dudes into the mix next time, mkay?

^^^^^
nicole kidman

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT BLACK BITCH WITH THE LEG HAIR???

point 1: that could be a nubra hayden is wearing, or it could be those rubber cutlets. i have some cutlets, because i am flat, and they also look exactly like what she's wearing. i've seen her look flat before, so i would lay money they're pads.
point 2: this is a FUCKING CELEBRITY GOSSIP WEBSITE. the point is to mock celebrities. if he just showed beautiful airbrushed women and talked about how they weren't flawed, people would say he had no idea what a real woman looked like and that he's pushing an unattainable body image. when he shows hot people with flaws, we're told that he's tearing down beautiful women and that he's pushing an unattainable body image. so what do you want--to deify pretty people, or to point out that they're human beings, too? make up your mind.

#49 is Paris Hilton's teleprompter.

lol@Madonna's mustache. Must be all the roids. She juices so much her clit probably becomes erect and looks like a little pecker when she is turned on.

#49 I completely agree.

As for #52. You make valid points. However, besides the leg hair and a few others, some of these pictures are just too picky. People have boogers, pimples, sweat stains, nose hairs, and peach fuzz. Let's leave the focus on more obvious, funny things such as moniques leg hair or plasic surgery gone bad and throw in some more men. I honestly don't give a shit about someone having a booger in their nose, a sweat stain, or a normal amount of cellulite. That's not news, that's life.

Hey #43 - the other RichPort's Ghost - leave your IQ out of it, will ya? 14's nothing to brag about.

Kthanks.

nicole kidman's hands are TERRIFYING.

Paris got her wish--she's pregnant. But it's growing on her lip. Spunk in the wrong hole...

Proof that kerr and goulet are totally lying about their height...but hey...that allll do it.

why ya'll gotta rag on Monique?

Paris looks like she bit her lip and Hayden appears to be wearing a sticky bra. I have one. Theres 2 cups that stick to your boobs and hook together in the middle so there are no straps to worry about. Great cleavage enhancers!

why on earth would you go out like this in public when you know that there are gonna be pictureof you taken, and people will be ripping you to shreds? idiots.

#49 is just upset because she's suffering from all 20 of those things. whaawhaawhaa...

Nicole Kidman doesn't eat? I mean she is a skeleton.. Katie Holmes definitely looks as if she was 10-20 years older.. I guess that's why we should not get married and have kids.. or have a kid before marriage..

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Ewww!

Paris Hilton;bruise or herpes outbreak!?

Ashlee simpson;big wrinkled tongue but unfortunally two piercings are missing!?

ugh her tongue looks like a used up vagina!

@ 49 - the only thing is that not ALL women are public figures. there ARE ways to remove unwanted hair and hide stretch marks and cellulite. so if you know that people are going to be looking at you at some event, why the fuck are you walking out of your house without carefully inspecting your face and body?! there is no excuse fo that, i'm sorry. i am not a celebrity, and i would never, not for anything in the world, go somewhere public looking like all of these idiots.

Kidman's hands are fine. that's actually the only picture that didn'tgross me out. a little red mayb, but certainly better than hairy legs under an evening gown, or a booger in the nose at one's concert. fucking disgusting pigs.

Whoaaa....What's with Nicole Kidman?

#70: Did you read my post? I said that some things I'm okay with getting made fun of. But it's not easy to check your nose or check for sweat 24/7. Some of these pictures are just plain stupid. Also, are you never allowed to go swimming again if your mildly famous? I can understand blasting people for going to an award show with terrible plasic surgery or hairy legs...but it's another thing blast someone as hot as Miranda Kerr because she was hot or Jessica Simpson for having a booger appear inside her nose. I mean, come on. We should only make fun of people who ASK for it....like Tara reid wearing skimpy bikini knowing she's got problems. Or the girl trying to look like a effing prostitute/hot mama when she's got huge stretch marks. Leave innocent things alone. I come here to make fun of pathetic people, not starts who happen to have had one bad day.

oh and for whoever said that I'm suffering from all of those symptoms...look me up. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=82146664
I don't give a shit! Oh, and if you don't believe it's me, I'll change my status to whatever you want asshole.

Man what sort of products allow celebs like Britney to have a million breakouts one day and still loo fabulous the next? Making certainly plays a part. But it can only do so much.

The comments here are severely childish. I saw someone having a bitchfit over a booger. IT'S A BOOGER! Everyone gets them. It's not like on day you go, "I can't fucking talk to you anymore. You have boogers." And stretch marks can't go away, but you can certainly wear a tshirt.

@72, so you're almost done with law school? that's hilarious that you don't even know how to write english properly. and you probably won't even know what i'm talking about.

calm down. you have some good points but who's to say what is or isn't entertainment here? get over it.

Now maybe young men can finally see that women aren't these pristinely beautiful creatures so physically different from themselves. Nope. They can be hairy, smelly, and all around unflattering just like men. And you know what? It doesn't matter, because the lot of horny male morons around the world will still screw them.

#75 Violet: You're correct. I don't understand a word you are saying; haven't a clue.

Where do you get off complaining about my grammer? I wasn't aware that I needed to prepare a writ of mandamus before I made a post on the superficial. Guess I learn something everyday. Thanks for that. Also, your post is full of grammatical errors...I guess that means you're a moron. Your lack of proper english and punctuation on the superficial obviously means that you must not have finished high school, etc. etc. etc. Get over yourself.

Ouch!!!

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Fuck you Jewel. You say you can't get your fucking snaggletooth fixed because of you 'heritage', but you get tit implants?

Stupid cunt.

Cold sores are no big deal. My 3 year old daughter got one when she went on a playdate and then she gave it to me

Its common for Black women, and other ethnic women, to not shave there legs or pits, its creepy, but the men that date them love it. hmm, i would assume anyway, otherwise it be gone. or they would

That wonk just isn't getting any better. Soon she will need a corn cob pipe to go with that. And some sailors. Lots of sailors.

c'mon, some of these are so blatantly photoshopped! LOL! That's funny...

Re: Tara Reid...I give you props for being able to choose only one freaky aspect on which to do a close up. So many choices on that girl.

Listen, I know everyone gets fucking boogers, but for some reason not everyone feels the need to flash them! Some peple make a habit of looking in the mirror before going outside! And yes, if I see a booger in someone's nose, I get extremely disgusted and can't look at them any more for awhile. Sue me. I don't show you my boogers, so don't show me yours, all right?

And Salma Hayek with her nose hair! Lordie lord! I trim mine, and I don't have the kind of nostrils that show everything going on in your nose, like she does, and I'm not a celebrity either! What does that say about you, Salma?

I think Monique was just hoping people would pay more attention to her noticable weight loss than her Chewbacca legs.

Didn't work.

HOT DAMN! Great gallery.

I like the krypto hands the best. Scary stuff.

This is a great gallery, but I would have taken a closeup of Madonna's sagging nutsack rather than the lips shot. Was Nicole Kidman stomping grapes with her hands or what's the deal?

The largest media conglomerate today is Walt Disney Company, whose chairman and CEO, Michael Eisner, is a Jew. The Disney Empire, headed by a man described by one media analyst as a “control freak”, includes several television production companies (Walt Disney Television, Touchstone Television, Buena Vista Television), its own cable network with 14 million subscribers, and two video production companies. As for feature films, the Walt Disney Picture Group, headed by Joe Roth (also a Jew), includes Touchstone Pictures, Hollywood Pictures, and Caravan Pictures. Disney also owns Miramax Films, run by the Weinstein brothers. When the Disney Company was run by the Gentile Disney family prior to its takeover by Eisner in 1984, it epitomized wholesome, family entertainment. While it still holds the rights to Snow White, under Eisner, the company has expanded into the production of graphic sex and violence. In addition, it has 225 affiliated stations in the United States and is part owner of several European TV companies. ABC’s cable subsidiary, ESPN, is headed by president and CEO Steven Bornstein, a Jew. This corporation also has a controlling share of Lifetime Television and the Arts & Entertainment Network cable companies. ABC Radio Network owns eleven AM and ten FM stations, again in major cities such as New York, Washington, Los Angeles, and has over 3,400 affiliates. Although primarily a telecommunications company, Capital Cities/ABC earned over $1 billion in publishing in 1994. It owns seven daily newspapers, Fairchild Publications, Chilton Publications, and the Diversified Publishing Group. Time Warner, Inc, is the second of the international media leviathans. The chairman of the board and CEO, Gerald Levin, is a Jew. Time Warner’s subsidiary HBO is the country’s largest pay-TV cable network. Warner Music is by far the world’s largest record company, with 50 labels, the biggest of which is Warner Brothers Records, headed by Danny Goldberg. Stuart Hersch is president of Warnervision, Warner Music’s video production unit. Goldberg and Hersch are Jews. Warner Music was an early promoter of “gangsta rap.” Through its involvement with Interscope Records, it helped popularize a genre whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge Blacks to commit acts of violence against Whites. In addition to cable and music, Time Warner is heavily involved in the production of feature films (Warner Brothers Studio) and publishing. Time Warner’s publishing division (editor-in-chief Norman Pearlstine, a Jew) is the largest magazine publisher in the country (Time, Sports Illustrated, People, Fortune). When Ted Turner, a Gentile, made a bid to buy CBS in 1985, there was panic in media boardrooms across the nation. Turner made a fortune in advertising and then had built a successful cable-TV news network, CNN. Although Turner employed a number of Jews in key executive positions in CNN and had never taken public positions contrary to Jewish interests, he is a man with a large ego and a strong personality and was regarded by Chairman William Paley (real name Palinsky, a Jew) and the other Jews at CBS as uncontrollable: a loose cannon who might at some time in the future turn against them. Furthermore, Jewish newsman Daniel Schorr, who had worked for Turner, publicly charged that his former boss held a personal dislike for Jews. To block Turner’s bid, CBS executives invited billionaire Jewish theater, hotel, insurance, and cigarette magnate Laurence Tisch to launch a “friendly” takeover of the company, and from 1986 till 1995 Tisch was the chairman and CEO of CBS, removing any threat of non-Jewish influence there. Subsequent efforts by Turner to acquire a major network have been obstructed by Levin’s Time Warner, which owns nearly 20 percent of CBS stock and has veto power over major deals. Viacom, Inc, headed by Sumner Redstone (born Murray Rothstein), a Jew, is the third largest megamedia corporation in the country, with revenues of over $10 billion a year. Viacom, which produces and distributes TV programs for the three largest networks, owns 12 television stations and 12 radio stations. It produces feature films through Paramount Pictures, headed by Jewess Sherry Lansing. Its publishing division includes Prentice Hall, Simon & Schuster, and Pocket Books. It distributes videos through over 4,000 Blockbuster stores. Viacom’s chief claim to fame, however, is as the world’s largest provider of cable programming, through its Showtime, MTV, Nickelodeon, and other networks. Since 1989, MTV and Nickelodeon have acquired larger and larger shares of the younger television audience. With the top three, and by far the largest, media companies in the hand of Jews, it is difficult to believe that such an overwhelming degree of control came about without a deliberate, concerted effort on their part. What about the other big media companies? Number four on the list is Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation, which owns Fox Television and 20th Century Fox Films. Murdoch is a Gentile, but Peter Chermin, who heads Murdoch’s film studio and also oversees his TV production, is a Jew. Number five is the Japanese Sony Corporation, whose U.S. subsidiary, Sony Corporation of America, is run by Michael Schulhof, a Jew. Alan Levine, another Jew, heads the Sony Pictures division. Most of the television and movie production companies that are not owned by the largest corporations are also controlled by Jews. For example, New World Entertainment, proclaimed by one media analyst as “the premiere independent TV program producer in the United States,” is owned by Ronald Perelman, a Jew. The best known of the smaller media companies, Dreamworks SKG, is a strictly kosher affair. Dream Works was formed in 1994 amid great media hype by recording industry mogul David Geffen, former Disney Pictures chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg, and film director Steven Spielberg, all three of whom are Jews. The company produces movies, animated films, television programs, and recorded music. Two other large production companies, MCA and Universal Pictures, are both owned by Seagram Company, Ltd. The president and CEO of Seagram, the liquor giant, is Edgar Bronfman Jr., who is also president of the World Jewish Congress. It is well known that Jews have controlled the production and distribution of films since the inception of the movie industry in the early decades of the 20th century. This is still the case today. Films produced by just the five largest motion picture companies mentioned above-Disney, Warner Brothers, Sony, Paramount (Viacom), and Universal (Seagram)-accounted for 74 per cent of the total box-office receipts for the first eight months of 1995. The big three in television network broadcasting used to be ABC, CBS, and NBC. With the consolidation of the media empires, these three are no longer independent entities. While they were independent, however, each was controlled by a Jew since its inception: ABC by Leonard Goldenson, CBS first by William Paley and then by Lawrence Tisch, and NBC first by David Sarnoff and then by his son Robert. Over periods of several decades, these networks were staffed from top to bottom with Jews, and the essential Jewishness of network television did not change when the networks were absorbed by other corporations. The Jewish presence in television news remains particularly strong. As noted, ABC is part of Eisner’s Disney Company, and the executive producers of ABC’s news programs are all Jews: Victor Neufeld (20-20), Bob Reichbloom (Good Morning America), and Rick Kaplan (World News Tonight). CBS was recently purchased by Westinghouse Electric Corporation. Nevertheless, the man appointed by Lawrence Tisch, Eric Ober, remains president of CBS News, and Ober is a Jew. At NBC, now owned by General Electric, NBC News president Andrew Lack is a Jew, as are executive producers Jeff Zucker (Today), Jeff Gralnick (NBC Nightly News), and Neal Shapiro (Dateline). The Print Media After television news, daily newspapers are the most influential information medium in America. Sixty million of them are sold (and presumably read) each day. These millions are divided among some 1,500 different publications. One might conclude that the sheer number of different newspapers across America would provide a safeguard against Jewish control and distortion. However, this is not the case. There is less independence, less competition, and much less representation of our interests than a casual observer would think. The days when most cities and even towns had several independently owned newspapers published by local people with close ties to the community are gone. Today, most “local” newspapers are owned by a rather small number of large companies controlled by executives who live and work hundreds or ever thousands of miles away. The fact is that only about 25 per cent of the country’s 1,500 papers are independently owned; the rest belong to multi-newspaper chains. Only a handful are large enough to maintain independent reporting staffs outside their own communities; the rest depend on these few for all of their national and international news. The Newhouse empire of Jewish brothers Samuel and Donald Newhouse provides an example of more than the lack of real competition among America’s daily newspapers: it also illustrates the insatiable appetite Jews have shown for all the organs of opinion control on which they could fasten their grip. The Newhouses own 26 daily newspapers, including several large and important ones, such as the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the Newark Star-Ledger, and the New Orleans Times-Picayune; the nation’s largest trade book publishing conglomerate, Random House, with all its subsidiaries; Newhouse Broadcasting, consisting of 12 television broadcasting stations and 87 cable-TV systems, including some of the country’s largest cable networks; the Sunday supplement Parade, with a circulation of more than 22 million copies per week; some two dozen major magazines, including the New Yorker, Vogue, Madmoiselle, Glamour, Vanity Fair, Bride’s, Gentlemen’s Quarterly, Self, House & Garden, and all the other magazines of the wholly owned Conde Nast group. This Jewish media empire was founded by the late Samuel Newhouse, an immigrant from Russia. The gobbling up of so many newspapers by the Newhouse family was in large degree made possible by the fact that newspapers are not supported by their subscribers, but by their advertisers. It is advertising revenue–not the small change collected from a newspaper’s readers–that largely pays the editor’s salary and yields the owner’s profit. Whenever the large advertisers in a city choose to favor one newspaper over another with their business, the favored newspaper will flourish while its competitor dies. Since the beginning of the 20th century, when Jewish mercantile power in America became a dominant economic force, there has been a steady rise in the number of American newspapers in Jewish hands, accompanied by a steady decline in the number of competing Gentile newspapers–primarily as a result of selective advertising policies by Jewish merchants. Furthermore, even those newspapers still under Gentile ownership and management are so thoroughly dependent upon Jewish advertising revenue that their editorial and news reporting policies are largely constrained by Jewish likes and dislikes. It holds true in the newspaper business as elsewhere that he who pays the piper calls the tune.
Three Jewish Newspapers
The suppression of competition and the establishment of local monopolies on the dissemination of news and opinion have characterized the rise of Jewish control over America’s newspapers. The resulting ability of the Jews to use the press as an unopposed instrument of Jewish policy could hardly be better illustrated than by the examples of the nation’s three most prestigious and influential newspapers: the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the Washington Post. These three, dominating America’s financial and political capitals, are the newspapers which set the trends and the guidelines for nearly all the others. They are the ones which decide what is news and what isn’t, at the national and international levels. They originate the news; the others merely copy it, and all three newspapers are in Jewish hands. The New York Times was founded in 1851 by two Gentiles, Henry Raymond and George Jones. After their deaths, it was purchased in 1896 from Jones’s estate by a wealthy Jewish publisher, Adolph Ochs. His great-grandson, Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr., is the paper’s current publisher and CEO. The executive editor is Max Frankel, and the managing editor is Joseph Lelyveld. Both of the latter are also Jews. The Sulzberger family also owns, through the New York Times Co., 33 other newspapers, including the Boston Globe; twelve magazines, including McCall’s and Family Circle with circulations of more than 5 million each; seven radio and TV broadcasting stations; a cable-TV system; and three book publishing companies. The New York Times News Service transmits news stories, features, and photographs from the New York Times by wire to 506 other newspapers, news agencies, and magazines. Of similar national importance is the Washington Post, which, by establishing its “leaks” throughout government agencies in Washington, has an inside track on news involving the Federal government. The Washington Post, like the New York Times, had a non-Jewish origin. It was established in 1877 by Stilson Hutchins, purchased from him in 1905 by John McLean, and later inherited by Edward McLean. In June 1933, however, at the height of the Great Depression, the newspaper was forced into bankruptcy. It was purchased at a bankruptcy auction by Eugene Meyer, a Jewish financier. The Washington Post is now run by Katherine Meyer Graham, Eugene Meyer’s daughter. She is the principal stockholder and the board chairman of the Washington Post Co. In 1979, she appointed her son Donald publisher of the paper. He now also holds the posts of president and CEO of the Washington Post Co. The Washington Post Co. has a number of other media holdings in newspapers, television, and magazines, most notably the nation’s number-two weekly newsmagazine, Newsweek. The Wall Street Journal, which sells 1.8 million copies each weekday, is the nation’s largest-circulation daily newspaper. It is owned by Dow Jones & Company, Inc., a New York corporation which also publishes 24 other daily newspapers and the weekly financial tabloid Barron’s, among other things. The chairman and CEO of Dow Jones is Peter Kann, who is a Jew. Kann also holds the posts of chairman and publisher of the Wall Street Journal. Most of New York’s other major newspapers are in no better hands than the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal. The New York Daily News is owned by Jewish real-estate developer Mortimer B. Zuckerman. The Village Voice is the personal property of Leonard Stern, the billionaire Jewish owner of the Hartz Mountain pet supply firm.
Other Mass Media
The story is pretty much the same for other media as it is for television, radio, and newspapers. Consider, for example, newsmagazines. There are only three of any note published in the United States: Time, Newsweek, and U.S. News and World Report. Time, with a weekly circulation of 4.1 million, is published by a susidiary of Time Warner Communications. The CEO of Time Warner Communications, as mentioned above, is Gerald Levin, a Jew. Newsweek, as mentioned above, is published by the Washington Post Company, under the Jewess Katherine Meyer Graham. Its weekly circulation is 3.2 million. U.S. News & World Report, with a weekly circulation of 2.3 million, is owned and published by Mortimer Zuckerman, a Jew. Zuckerman also owns the Atlantic Monthly and New York’s tabloid newspaper, the Daily News, which is the sixth-largest paper in the country. Among the giant book-publishing conglomerates, the situation is also Jewish. Three of the six largest book publishers in the U.S., according to Publisher’s Weekly, are owned or controlled by Jews. The three are first-place Random House (with its many subsidiaries, including Crown Publishing Group), third-place Simon & Schuster, and sixth-place Time Warner Trade Group (including Warner Books and Little, Brown). Another publisher of special significance is Western Publishing. Although it ranks only 13th in size among all U.S. publishers, it ranks first among publishers of children’s books, with more than 50 percent of the market. Its chairman and CEO is Richard Snyder, a Jew, who just replaced Richard Bernstein, also a Jew.
The Effect of Jewish Control of the Media
These are the facts of Jewish media control in America. Anyone willing to spend several hours in a large library can verify their accuracy. I hope that these facts are disturbing to you, to say the least. Should any minority be allowed to wield such awesome power? Certainly, not and allowing a people with beliefs such as expressed in the Talmud, to determine what we get to read or watch in effect gives this small minority the power to mold our minds to suit their own Talmudic interests, interests which as we have demonstrated are diametrically opposed to the interests of our people. By permitting the Jews to control our news and entertainment media, we are doing more than merely giving them a decisive influence on our political system and virtual control of our government; we also are giving them control of the minds and souls of our children, whose attitudes and ideas are shaped more by Jewish television and Jewish films than by their parents, their schools, or any other influence.

Jewel is and always will be one of the most beautiful women in pop culture. Imperfect tits and all.

Whatever, Salma Hayek is still fucking hot.

#90, you really think anybody that comes on this site is going to read all that?
Keep it short and sweet, baby. Here, let me help you. "Fuck the Jews" would have gotten your point across.

Yay for people in this thread who know what they're talking about! I am so tired of people acting like oral herpes means someone's a huge slut. You can get it when you're a *kid*. One woman didn't even know she had it, and gave it to her baby. If you don't have it, and you're an adult, you're *lucky*. That's all. There are two different kinds; HSV 1 and HSV 2. Historically it's been believed that 1 occurs upstairs and 2 occurs down, but both can be spread to other areas.
There's also herpes whitlow (on the fingers) and ocular herpes, which can cause blindness. The more you know.

Can someone remove #90's post? I don't know if these comments are moderated at all but I know Fish reads em, so if you can, remove that irrelevant crap.

Wow, I didn't even read the caption on the Paris Hilton picture before I wrote that. Hey Fish, you get genital herpes from sex. And you don't have to be promiscuous; it just takes one time, you fucking moron.

As for oral herpes, I got it as a child from an aunt. Amazing how I managed to be a promiscuous virgin!

Good to know that Jessica Simpson likes to carry a good snack with her!

look at jewel's frikken teeth

leave salma alone! a little upper lip hair should not be a problem!

Look at the hands of Nicole Kidman! Which horror movie was this photo taken from!? *shudder*

#90 Nigga, I ain't readin' all that shit.

This whole gallery and your ignorant comments make me never want to read this site again. They're not even funny. There's nothing wrong with Jewel's cleavage; are you retarded? Have you ever seen cleavage in real life, or are airbrushed tits the extent of your exposure to the female body?

@90 Ted Turner & AOL are assholes. He owes me fifty bucks. If I stole 50 bucks from someone by using their credit card without their permission which I obtained from a third party, I would go to jail but Ted Turner gets to be a billionaire. Steal Fifty bucks from a billion people and you have fifty billion dollars. And yes, this happened five years ago but I will NEVER Forgive.

And as for Hayden Pana-whatever, that a special self-adhesive bra, usually used for strapless, backless dresses. The "breast enhancers" you mistook them for are slipped INTO bras. Jackass.

you need more gerard butler.waaaaaaaay more,DAMNIT

Man, I love this post. Good job fish, fantastic laughs.

I'm just glad the net ain't scratch-n-sniff

All I can say is
THEY ALL ARE PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!

so lame actually!!

Paris.
The herpes is everywhere.

man nicole kidman got some creepy fuckin claws on her.
looks like shes been playing in the embalming fluid too long.
and yay for monique or whatever her name is.
but im kinda glad she didnt wave hi.

Beyonce's "flaw" is from keloid scarring from a transaxillary breast augmentation incision....

Okay, acne, and breakouts are something I would excuse because you can't control that, but there is no excuse for the HAIRY ASS LEGS MoNique is sporting. Good lord, I know she prides herself on being big, but I didn't know that included nasty ass legs. And that no belly button...that will haunt me forever.

#90 is quite a read. And some say it is irrelevent. What the fuck here is relevent.? It's all garbage humor. Which is fine with me. It's funny and nasty. And sometimes people write shit irrelevent to the irrelevent subject matter.
Just don't read it you retards. Go fuck your mother in the attic or bite a rat's asshole off.

Whoa! I like here so much. She's so pretty. Awesome! I love you Paris Hilton...

Homosexuality is a SIN
&
God Hates Sin

If you are looking, for the right to continue
in that which is clearly called a perversion,
then you have found the wrong site!
Homosexuality is a SIN period!
Not only that but it is unnatural
The same as sex with an animal is unnatural!

The Bible doesn't speak much of the sin of Homosexuality?
It also doesn't speak of incest or bestiality much more neither?
Guess you want to make them legal and not a sin also!

What is worse then the sin of Homosexuality?
Teaching people it's ok to commit the sin of homosexuality.

As it is written,
But whoso shall cause one of these little ones
that believe on me to stumble,
it is profitable for him
that a great millstone
should be hanged about his neck,
and that he should be sunk in the depth of the sea.

The word homosexuality in the dictionairy states
nothing about the person's age, just same sex!
Anybody who is attracted to the same sex is a Homosexual
or they are a Heterosexual if attracted to opposite sex,
regardless of any age differences.
So a 20 year old man
who molest a 14 year old boy is a Homosexual!

What does Jesus teach in the New Testemant about sin?

From John 8:3-11 paraphrased

And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a man caught in homosexuality
and when they had set him in the midst,
They say unto him, "Master, this man was taken in homosexuality,
in the very act, Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned to death: but what sayest thou?"
This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him.
But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground,
as though he heard them not.
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them,
"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at him".
And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience,
went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last:
and Jesus was left alone, and the man standing in the midst.
When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the man,
he said unto him, "Man, where are those thine accusers?
hath no man condemned thee"?
He said, "No man, Lord."
And Jesus said unto him, "Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more!"

Where does Jesus say to continue in
the sin of Adultry or Homosexuality?????

Where does he say it's not a sin?

2 Timothy 3:16 all scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Three gay men named Sam, Rick, & Joe went to church. The preacher stood up and preached about the sins of fornication, adultery and homosexuality. Sam stood up and started clapping his hands in protest of the sermon. Rick stood up and followed suit with the protest and started clapping his hands also. Joe lowered his head and as a tear dropped to the ground and said "God be merciful to me a sinner!"

Tell me which of the three men went home justified that day?

Tell me which of the three men is doing the work of their father the devil?

Tell me which of the three men is the one who has the blood of Rick on his hands?
If any person who comes to Jesus Christ,
and don't love Jesus Christ over,
their father,
or their mother,
or their spouse,
or their children,
or their brothers,
or their sisters,
or even their own life,
they are not able to be a followers of Jesus Christ!

The thoughts and intents
of your heart is the same as the sin!

Matthew 5
27. Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28. But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit homosexuality:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a man to lust after him
hath committed an abomination with him already in his heart.

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit homosexuality:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after
her hath committed an abomination with her already in her heart.
Does God say it's ok to Lust?

Matthew 4
1. Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.
2. And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.
The devil always attacks you when you are the weakest!
Think about it, who does it say the temptor is? It's the devil!
The Devil is the one putting the actual thoughts into the person's head in the first place to make them think they are a homosexual!

James 1
14. But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.
15. Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.
The temptor here is the devil also, it is the the devil who puts the thought into the man's head!
The man is then drawn away by the thought which is put into his head which causes him to be enticed to own lust and desires!
The thought that was put into the person's head is evil, you can stop it there and it is not a sin or lusting!
So since Jesus Stopped it cold by using the Scripture of the Bible he never was enticed to commit sin!

But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed which leads to sin. It's his own Lust that lets him be tempted in the first place but God tells us to abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul and that we should no longer live the rest of our lifes in the flesh to the lusts of it, but to the will of God. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

The Truth is if you "lust" then you are disobeying God
because he tells you not to lust!
So you are then "missing the mark" or "sinning"!
Therefore to him
that knoweth to do good,
and doeth it not,
to him it is sin.
PROOF!

QUOTE:: During the years in which I tried to use religion to change my gayness, I always became uncomfortable with any readings or discussions of Jn. 13. In that passage, Jesus stripped down, "girded" Himself with a towel, and washed the feet of His disciples. Then He used that towel to dry their feet, while still wearing that towel as a loincloth (13:5). Think of where that put their feet. After Jesus explained the symbolism of this act, Simon Peter told Jesus to wash his entire body; to my relief, Jesus said only the feet needed it (13:9-10). Soon after Jesus dressed, Simon Peter laid down against His chest while conversing with Him (13:25).

Sometimes we get small thoughts into our heads, when we're reading the bible or just thinking to ourselves. Thoughts that aren't right, like lust, or that we COULD take a certain passage of scripture to mean something other than it says, so that it makes those thoughts we're having ok. This is the work of Satan. What this person has done is listened to those thoughts, and expanded on them. This is very wrong. If it's not of Christ, it is of Satan, and if it is of Satan than you need to get rid of that thought immediately.

If this person had the Holy Spirit then he would recognize the voice!
Professing Christians?

Joe accepted a temptation from the devil,
then Joe proclaimed "I am a Homosexual".
Joe then says and beleives
"I have a homosexual orientation".
For with the heart man believeth unto un-righteousness;
and with the mouth confession is made as a homosexual.

or

Bill accepted a temptation from the devil,
then Bill proclaimed "I am an atheist".
Bill then says and beleives
"There is no God".
For with the heart man believeth unto un-righteousness;
and with the mouth confession is made as an atheist.

Both have to reject the temptation they accepted
before they are saved!

Jesus Christ said you cannot serve 2 masters.
In both of these cases the Devil is the person's master
and it is the Devil whom he or she serves.
Anybody can say "I am a Christian"
but Jesus Christ says otherwise!

For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness;
and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

You need to publicily denouce your homosexuality!

Same as Rev 13:16-18
The Mark of the Beast!

You Disagree?
As it is written,
For the time will come
when they will not endure sound doctrine;
but after their own lusts
shall they heap to themselves teachers,
having itching ears;

THE COST!

Who knowing the judgment of God,
that they which commit such things
are worthy of death,
not only do the same,
but have pleasure in them that do them!
How can ye escape the damnation of hell?

hell_is_real_
&
JESUS IS THE ANSWER! ! ! ! !

Nicole Kidman is totally disgusting looking, and I'm sick to death of her being worshipped as if she's hot shit down here.

Bottom line: she's a redhead, and she's got the skin that goes with it. All this talk of medical problems, etc. is bullshit.

That fugly pig puts some makeup on to cover up her obvious repulsiveness and suddenly you can't see that she's still the gingervitis-case she always was.

I defy anyone to watch, "Dead Calm", (one of her first movies), without wanting to hurl at her shitty pale skin, Weird Al Yankovic hair, childish manner, and fucked up face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHsf_wOrqTE

And don't get me started on her so-called "acting" and post-Cruise, self-aggrandising Gloria Gaynor sob story. If she wasn't such a shameless, self-interested retard, she wouldn't have gone near that couch-jumping midget in the first place.

K this WTF series is pretty entertaining and shit, but c'mon people. You'd have to be pretty stupid to think that that Monique's photo isn't completely photo-shopped!

Monique can't do anything about it. Nigresses need to shave every hour or so or they revert to their natural apelike appearance.

Right, so we're gonna use the connection of "paris hilton has a cold sore so she's totally a slut!"
Perhaps it should be pointed out that certain flaws don't define you to a specific stereotype. Thanks for increasing the ignorance of society.

Fish, thank you for a highly entertaining post on a sloooow news day. I must admit that I agree this could contain more men, and it would be great if you could keep that in mind for your next scintillating post. (Oh, please, let there be more like this!) Your commentary continues to keep me highly amused. And I would still do ya.

You people are such morons! Monique pic= PHOTOSHOP!

oh and btw...miranda kerr IS a freak of nature, just a very pretty one

....What's up with post #113? A random rant about homosexuality? Teehee.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where...

finally: HERPES ARRIVED, folks!!

Yes. Best ever.

I've sucked a lot of diseased cocks in my time, and I've had the sores to prove it. Whatever that is on Paris' lip, it ain't herpes. I know from. However, Katie Holmes is another story - that thing in the corner of her mouth is disgusting, it looks like it's got a pulse. I wonder whose dirty dick could have done that to her?

katie holmes is wretched enough without terribly photoshopping blood dripping out of her mouth.. that looks so ridiculously fake. oh and you couldn't tell hayden had a push up bra? i need to go look at keira knightley now to wash out my eyes..

Check out this link:

http://animalnewyork.com/2009/03/complex-cleans-up-cover-girl-kim-kardashian/

I thought that #113 was so inspired by the pictures he even took the time to write us a little poem. As it turns out he is one deeply frustrated person in conflict with his sexuality seeking redemption in Jesus by spreading "His" word. I'm not gay, neither a believer, yet that is the stupidest thing i have ever read in my life! I wonder does he even masturbate considering that would be a sin and unnatural.

Later I saw he was responding to #111 who was defending #90... and then I got lost in the subject.

Jews, Gays, moms fucked in the attics, rats' assholes bitten of (leave the animals out of this!)... and I thought this was about Paris Hilton finally getting a herpes!

Some people are alive ONLY because it's illegal to kill them.

...and then I said, no I'm not gay, I'm just confused... and then, right after I knelt down and unzipped him...

oops... wrong blog...

Monique may be big, but I swear...the brothas love healthy women over Holocost re-enacters like Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse and pale ass Anne Hathaway. You can have them skinny bitches, give me someone that doesnt look like they are ready for a German oven!

From # 116. The Truth - March 24, 2009 11:09 PM
"Monique can't do anything about it. Nigresses need to shave every hour or so or they revert to their natural apelike appearance"
____________________________________________________________
I'm confussed! White men grow hair on their backs and are typically more hairy than any other race on earth. And.........(drumroll) when you shave a monkey, his skin is white.......and (another drumroll) monkeys have straight hair, its not curly (nappy) like the hair of black folks.........and (last drumroll) monkeys have thin lips!

So when you talk about the connection of one race to animals, in my life time, white people have the skin of a pig, the hair of an ape, the lips of a monkey and they smell like dogs when they get wet. I'm just sayin'

Jesus 130. I'm White and I was totally gonna applaud your comment for its sense and great points...until I read the last paragraph. Why did you put that?

btw I'm white and I have very full lips.

Fish,

your site is pretty, but the comments are so ugly.

#132 - Hey Sarah, you know what else is ugly? Here... (hands Sarah mirror...)

I am white and my legs are about as hairy as monique's.
I think all of these are just showing celebs are human and of course they have flaws. I don't think they should be made fun of except Paris..... herpes.....gross. She deserves it.

I wonder what Karolina Kourkova's non-existent belly button would feel like if you rubbed your penis against it.

Before saying anything stupid on Paris (like herpies), didn't you think it is just a mark of her botox injection ...

come on

be realistic

Quite a pix collection...
Since when does this site do research ?

Ashlee Simpson needs to invest in tongue scrapper..nicole kidmans hands look that way cuz shes in her 40s. thats just what happens. some people worse than others. and you would think these ppl with all their money could get their bodily hair under control. geez ..oh and the model with no belly button. haha. i saw her in a VS catalogue and was like what idiot air brushed her belly button off. guess the jokes on me, she doesnt have one. but yea ppl r getting upset on here cuz hes showing women in a negative light but really all hes doing is trying to show that celebrities are human too and they aren't as perfect as they are made out to be. i can appreciate that : )

OH NO! GD forbid we show people as they actually are! does anyone notice these are all women? that's right guys- like YOU women ALL WOMEN are not perfect- get over yourselves cause they still would not have sex with YOU!
HAHAHAHA!

# 90 and #113, this site is called "the Superficial" for a reason.
Now cut it out.

P.S.
BTW, thank you for these photos, 'Fish.
What a splendid collection.
I'm thrilled to my hammertoes.

This was horrifying! I feel ill.

you'd think they would be the ones with the money to wax or something, YIKES.

No wonder why this site is called the superficial...

@142
If you fell ill looking at this post, you'll feel ill whenever you walk down any street. Here are only pictures of human beings. With money, but human beings. Imperfect as we all are.

If the superficial writer were a woman, there'd be a bunch of pictures of men and only one or two of women.

The only thing I will say is about those hairy legs. THAT has no excuse and can't be considered a flaw. Instead a lack of self-respect. yay!

Ok, Madonna has moustache....but beard too!! She could make the Bearded Woman on Britney's Circus...jejeje

Ok, dont look Monique hairy legs....just her awful jelly arms!!! Please everyone when i started to look like her, just shoot me!! shoot! shoot!
________________________________________

About Hayden Pann..cake.. a question assault me....What's smaller her breast? cleavage? dress? or the implant is too big for her? jeje i had a pair of that when younger but mine were more cute with a little nipples...and overweight make magic for me after few years.... :)

@130
Combating racism with more racism. Counterproductive, much?

OMG!! that's sooo crazy..haha

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You mean no one is perfect....holy fucking shit guys. These people, they have....flaws. That is fucking incredible.

Dude, you are such a dick. Lets just pinpoint every single flaw women kill themselves over every day. NEWSFLASH! Women have hair in just as many places as men, big surprise not all of us want to pluck/wax/lazer if off every day. Cold sores, pit stains and boogers happen, get over it! It's not called rubber breast enhancers, it's a strapless bra. Of course, you've probably never seen one because I doubt any self respecting woman would undress in front of your pig-headed, ignorant ass. Ps: I have so much respect for a woman who will put on lingere that soon after having a baby, so what if she has a few stretch marks, she's beautiful!
No woman deserves to be disrespected like this.
Sure this is a celebrity gossip website, but people have feelings.

i agree with # 155 ...people are people ,, it just goes to prove my point is that celebs are just humans like us ...with tons more money and tons less privacy .....i seriously would love to be financially stable like them but if it came with the price tag of this where every move is watched and criticized i would go nutz......kinda how brit spears did....lol....luv u brit......life is hard enough day 2 day with out complete strangers judging your every move .... i would rather be poor and have my privacy then be rich and deal with this crap !!!!!!! how sad !!!!!

HAWT. That's WTF it is.

Brandon M. Witte should go to school.

The pic w/ Beyonce's armpit is embarrassing. *sigh* It's hard being glam 24/7.

Looks like Jewel and Nicola McLean should consider less revealing outfits, and Monique should consider a lawn mower.

I heard having about 100 moles statistically suggests longer telomeres (probably live longer or something).

It'd be rough being under a microscope 24/7 like celebs, but some of these things seem hard to miss and easily dealt with (helLO MONIQUE!)

I am trying to figure out the purpose of this Entry...
Is it to make fun of celebs, or is it to get people to feel better about themselves over flaws that everyone has?

First people are mad that celebs end up being photoshopped to a point that they look fake. Then people get arrogant when celebs don't have a photohsopped photos.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

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FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON,AND NICKY HILTON.

ALSO, GO TO THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AS THERE ARE ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON AGAINST ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE:32

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PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, AND NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

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DOUG REINHARDT IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTON FOR AIDING & ABATING FOR PARIS HILTON.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO BRITNEY SPEARS ASKMEN.COM, ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, AND NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

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PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

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SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

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PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

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Do you not feel so ashamed making fun of stretch marks?! That woman was pregnant, women get stretch marks from that, shockingly, get over it. Your mother had to go through that to spawn you into the world and look at the thanks she gets. And maybe not everyone in the public eye is gonna be 100% perfect all of the time, should they be? Do they have the time to be? Especially for people like actresses and singers who actually have a talent that they've earned their place for (unlike say, Paris) shouldn't you be more focused with what they do in that area than what they look like?
As for number 49, I completely agree, things this like make women even more self conscious, and less likely to want to be naked in front of men (so next time a girl is shy with you, and not a raving animal porn star wannabe like you seem to expect, have a think why that might be.) And it's not like men are perfect, considering we're the less hairy, smelly gender you'd think you'd be expected to do even more to get to our level of hygiene and perfection. But you're not. Because most woman (except those that condone this idiotic women-bashing on this site) realise that there's more to life than a bit of body hair, sweat, and the odd off-day is totally natural.
So grow a pair and GROW UP.

Thank you for showing that stars are just like me!

Nicole Kidman:
"NOOOOO! THEY BE STEALIN MAH PRECIOUZZ

good lord why would jewel spend $ on a boob job and not on her snaggle teeth

This website is sick, you can so easily find imperfections in these people because THE BEAUTY IMAGE IS A MYTH. These people don't look like this in real life. You don't know them as people, they are not your friends. Celebrity sickness is one of the biggest problems in America, Some people feel that all the Jewish people or black people are to blame for their problems. In reality it is just capitalism that creates beauty image that is nearly unattainable so they can sell it to you for your whole life.
If you think this is dumb, where your heels, dress like and idolize all these celebrities, forget that they are people too who want private lives and to perform for you.
This website is sick...so yeah "Leave Britney alone!" and everyone else too.

Those aren't rubber breast enhancers on Hayden Panettiere, it's a stick-on silicon bra!

I think that's a restylane bump.

I think that's a restylane bump.

The people here are no more or less nastier than you and me and their shit smells just as bad as yours or mine.

Let's see you fucking navel before you open your pie-hole

shame on you for even reading this bloody cunt rag.

The people here are no more or less nastier than you and me and their shit smells just as bad as yours or mine.

Let's see your fucking navel before you open your pie-hole

shame on you for even reading this bloody cunt rag.

Actually there are absolutely no ways to hide or get rid of stretch marks. Tanning doesn't cover them, makeup doesn't cover them, even tattoos won't.
Obviously you can wear more clothing, but that isn't doing anything. Might as well just go out in a giant potato sack. It's not possible. You must be a fucking genius along with the person who said to wear a tshirt. Okay, all people with strech marks should go about in full length clothing 24/7.

congratulations on being a fucktard!!

I'd also like to know how you suppose someone in the middle of a stage in public would manage to have the time or ability or the thought even, to look inside their nostril constantly, to see if there is perhaps a booger on the move? One that might even be hard to see in real life, but very obvious with a 5million X ZOOM camera.

FUCK WHOEVER STRETCHED THE PAGE OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@

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