Mar 26 2009Scarlett Johansson is dieting

She looks like a Bratz doll in the first picture: the angle makes her head look totally out of proportion!

Now she got big head.

FIRST! she looks ugly

Her head is out of proportion in every picture. She's still gorgeous though.

girlfriend is seriously DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, and does NOT need to lose a pound! I can see how she might feel the pressure from Hollywood, especially standing next to Thandie Newton (even more GORGEOUS) but she is perfect just the way she is... well.... maybe she could use a tan. But she must be doing something right, she married Ryan OMG Reynolds, HELLO!!!! YUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYY!!! Keep rockin that bod Scarlett, if I was into women, I would totally hit on you, hell, I would hit on you if I met you anyway! ;o)

Holy bobblehead! Never a good sign.

Why why why did she do this? She looked good with curves. Now she just looks like a lollipop head. I'm very upset over this. I want the old Scarlett back!

She's so white, she glows.

she doesn't need to change at all, she's smokin hot all the time.

She is SOOOOOOOOOOO disgusting.

Cue that-black-rasict-piece-of-shit-Jen, 'she is just like every other annorexic white trash, just trying to be super skinny for the warped white man'. Go eat a bucket of KFC you uncultured ghetto trash.
PLEASE NO RACIST REMARKS!!!!!!! Shit is seriously soooo many decades ago, we need to let it go!!! That goes for EVERYONE!!!! Be bigger than racism people, besides the fact that its just stupid ignorance.
rant over, thank you!
back to her gorgeousness- Scarlett, aaahhhh, breath of fresh air.... she needs a little sun. ;oP

Oh, good! I was a bit upset that she was casted as Black Widow, as the character* believed to be a former ballerina of the Bolshoi Ballet Company. But if she trains enough to get more lithe, I'm fine with her as Black Widow.

* insert useless nerd-knowledge

Cue that-black-rasict-piece-of-shit-Jen, 'she is just like every other annorexic white trash, just trying to be super skinny for the warped white man'. Go eat a bucket of KFC you uncultured ghetto trash.
PLEASE NO RACIST REMARKS!!!!!!! Shit is seriously soooo many decades ago, we need to let it go!!! That goes for EVERYONE!!!! Be bigger than racism people, besides the fact that its just stupid ignorance.
rant over, thank you!
back to her gorgeousness- Scarlett, aaahhhh, breath of fresh air.... she just needs a little sun, and she is perfect. ;o) But if she ever lets go of Ryan, girlfriend better watch out, cuz Im a maaaan eater!!!!

She is still hot. It's the outfit. It's the angle. Also, too much makeup

She has only two talents, her left breast and her right breast. She needed to go on a diet that kept her boobs the same size but shrunk her ego and made her look less like a dolphin.

Her head is as big as that gigantic champagne bottle.

Damn! Don't lose the jugs!

She plays Iron Man's arch rival, Pasty "Redlips" Fishface, who kills by causing massive cerebral hemorrhages in anybody who hears her singing.

I want her shoes. So cute.

Head looks bigger and breasts look smaller.

I blame Ryan Reynolds on this. Woody Allen must come to the rescue.

"cuz Im a maaaan eater!!!!"

The correct spelling is "manatee."

jesus.... that's quite a noggen.

Bitch has got a five-head. And she should have worn a black bra.

JUST ONCE CAN THIS BITCH CLOSE HER MOUTH IN A PICTURE????

also somebody should explain to her that you cant diet away short, or wide hips...she is fine how she is being skinny will look weird on her

Gak, her head looks enormous.

Don't get me wrong, I love her but I think she looked better before the dieting.

Bratz dolls are hot.

I think that dress would look 100x better if it were longer and covered her knees. The length just makes her legs look shorter. Wow, her legs look so skinny (not in a good way.) I also think she looked better with the extra curvature. I totally agree with the bobble-head comments.

Maybe she wasn't dieting at all, maybe she just got caught in a tuna net.

What a fat bitch! Seriously, this cow needs an eating disorder so we can at least see a few ribs and her pelvis bones poking through her dresses.

Nooooooooo! We need beef.

E-rock - you do realize by telling someone to eat KFC and calling them ghetto trash is pretty racist yourself right? K. Just checking.

losing fat in her boobs. and there goes her career.

GODDAMNIT!!! Keep the tits and the ass, and dye it back blond. The world hates scrawny brunettes like Aye-rabs hate Jews.

Speaking of jews, do you know the difference between jews and Santa Claus?

Santa goes down the chimney..................

She looked better before, but I'd still bang her senseless.

Her looks and talent have ALWAYS been severely overrated. She has pigeon toes and a cowface. Way to represent the animal kingdom!

If she looses any more weight, she'll look like a bobble head. She looks better with curves.

@34 - What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

No one cries when they chop up a hooker.

@nobody - What's the difference between a snow tire and a black man?

A snow tire doesn't whimper when you put chains on it.

Hey, I told you that joke!!!

You know how to tell when an arab boy becomes a man?

He takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.

First .. we cant lose weight without losing boobies, they are mainly fat so.. they go bye bye.
Second, I bet she is losing that weight screwing the brains out of that hot hubby of hers, I would!! It is the best work out ever, specially if you are on top of Ryan.

39 YES!!!

41 Keep your hairy man-tits in your training bra. Fag.

@40 - I know...and now I'm funny too.

I can't wait till this over-rated Obama dick-sucker gets what's coming to her.
Nobody rides the top of the wave all the time, Baby.
Sooner or later you gotta tumble. On her it will look good.

Why did she do this to herself? I'm a straight female but I will freely admit that I LOVED her boobs.

I wonder if this cranberry sauce is bad? Does that stuff ever go bad?

Maybe I can trip balls like the episode of "Married with Children" when Anthrax ate the Bundy's mystery meat....

She looks like crap with that hair. And the weight loss did not do her any favours either. Ugly talentless whore.

Her face is stunning. I think she looked great before, but I don't think she has veered into coked-out-emaciated-Lindsay territory, and it looks like her boobs are intact even if a bit smaller. I think she is gorgeous as a blond but she looks great with dark hair too.

Hopefully she will stop now and not go for the bulimic-anorexic-ballerina look for the role.

Out bitches!

She's probably starving herself.

She doesn't look happy at all. But from my experience, when you're constantly hungry and denying yourself, you tend to never look happy, even when smiling,

She must have seen John Gayer's mankini and it made her stop eating. So sad to see these young women withering away to skin and bones.

Does any straight male actually appreciate a scrawny scarecrow look? Or do straight men prefer women with some kind of curves?

"...shudder..."

She has a severe case of lollipop head

It's Christina Ricci all over again. Once a fine curvy sexpot now a skinny bobblehead alien. Just watch, she'll start doing nude scenes now and it'll serve only as a depressing reminder of what we could have had if she'd stayed sexy.

As long as she doesn't lose those DSL's she'll be in good shape

From this angle she looks quite hot! It feels like i could almost touch her!

Women who are always dieting is a turn off for many men! Unless they're really fat ofcourse!

Is she following a champagne diet!?

Champagne diet!? Yum!

Please don't mention Lindsay Lohan's name in the same sentence as Scarlett Johansson's ... the former is a foul-mouthed gutter-skank who will soon resemble beef jerky; say perhaps 5 years ? LOL !!

I can feel the blood rushing to my head on this one!!!!

NEXT! so over her.

and good call #15. she DOES look like a dolphin. i could never quite figure it out.

If you push her head backwards, a piece of candy comes out of her throat.

She looks mint and anyone that says otherwise will get their dick hadoukened off by jeesus.

Number 54 is the funniest -and I'm a lady, too

Most of you are whack. Her job is acting not posing on the red carpet. So if she is skinny for a moment, it is probably for her role as Black Widow.

She did photograph like a Bratz doll though -as long as she is dieting she should rethink the length & cut of her gowns and go easier on the eye makeup.

Minidress??? The thing barely shows her knees! And here I was hoping to see her creamy thighs.

She looks very uncomfortable in those photos.

That is one ridiculously large head. And judging by the flabby arms, she still has some pounds to loose.

She's got a big head and face and looks better when she's voluptuous.

Bewbz and butt are shrinkin.

get this girl some waffles and my penis, STAT!

Let me tell her this: LESS IS MORE(even with make-up)!!

Wow!

Now she looks like a bobblehead.

I like her.

I think she looks good. You're not gonna get hitched to Ryan Reynolds and NOT start working out harder.

I just hope she doesn't go to far. She doesn't have much farther to go.

I want to plump her up. Then I want to blow a load in her hot, tight ass.

Well,that's it folks.

All she had going for her was that body.She can't act,and she's got the face of an alabama trailer park hooker.Too bad.

@ #32- you are obviously new to this site, and never heard of -that-girl-Jen's rants.... she is oviously a fat cow obsessed with skinny white women. just giving it back to the uncultured rasict, and no- it wasn't rasict on my part, just giving her a little dose of her own medicine.
got it? K. just checking. bitch.

She doesn't even look skinnier. She is still overrated but maybe she is a nice person in real life, I am not sure.

her boobs are already starting to sag........ :|

wow what a fucking hypocrite.

OMG scarlett is famous for her plumpness! its like losing your trademark--and she looks awful too! cant believe she's going down that road. me vewy vewy thad :(

If she get any thinner she is going to be as bobble-headed as Christina Ricci.

she looks way better now. i used to think she was kinda chunky before

Damn it, she always looked like the smart girl in class who was a violin virtuoso or a math whiz, but still something raw sexually about her. Now she just looks like she's trying to be a Hollywood clone. DOES NOT BECOME HER. She should go back to being the smart one who goes wild behind closed doors.

she looks hungry.

bobbel head ... ?

are we nearly there yet ?

[gettin' closer... just shhh...]

I love how people want attention so badly they stoop to racist remarks. Anyway, She looks horrific, her head looks gigantic compared to her body. Though she can't act, she looked much better curvier. Now she is just another Jessica Beil.

I don't like how she looks here. She'd better go blond again, regain the lost pounds and get a little tan. This look is kinda goth and it doesn't suit her :( .