Mar 8 2009Sarah Silverman ditches Jimmy Kimmel. For real this time.

whoa, where did she get those boobs??

First!,

Anyway, I think shes hot. Call me Sarah!

You were totally not first.

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Two talentless people that I couldn't care less about break up... who cares? I do have to agree though when did she get boobs? must be an expensive push up bra

Who are these people? And what are they doing here? Who's responsible!?

They probably broke up because he didn't succeed to look her deep in the eyes.

Awww... he's sad cuz he just bought a new place, and has no one to share it with.

Boo hoo Kimmel.... I'm sure the thousands of people being evicted from their homes every day in this shit economy really give a crap about all the space you have to take up all by your fat unfunny lonesome.

Brother and sister never make a good couple.

She doesn't show much interest on these pics.When the sparkle is gone,people should break up and don't search for excuses to stay.

Jimmy has a ton of money. He should have no problem finding women.

Sarah Silverman sucks!

In front of his big house there's probably a big road.Look on the corner there!

She has a third eye on her necklet.Maybe that's why his eyes are crossed looking!

That kardashian ad is driving me NUTz...She birth some beautiful girls that MaMa Kardashian, the two little ones are future knockouts...

She needs a real woman to satisfy her

How do you know it's for real this time? Unfortunally not many people are like me.When i say it's the end,it's the END.

Why would any man do Sarah Silverman when Jimmy Kimmel has already stuck his gherkin in her? Her vagina has the smell, look and feel as Wilard Scotts' used condom.

Conversely, if I had the opportunity to bang her she would be so grateful for a real fuck that she'd never stop calling me.

I guess I am pretty amazing. Yeah, I'm very amazing.

Jimmy Kimmel is not that bad looking.

Blip bloop! More sexy and willing androids please! Beep!

Dirty cunt that bitch. Not funny. Just dirty.

#2 - OK, you're Sarah.

Is she fucking Matt Damon still?

nice joobs

Uhhhh,
Sarah Silverman is disgusting.

sarah silverman =Not funny

wow jews are ugly. no wonder they're always angry and killing palestinian kids.

I agree, those are some ugly Jews.

Sarah S is one of the biggest btw

w/e she's busted anyway

#17 is a lie-teller and I'm glad.

Awww... New place and no one to share it with???

Poor baby, maybe you can call your ex-wife. You know, the woman who was married to you for 12 years when you were a nobody working a nothing job, who bore you two children and you dumped for Sara Silverman once you got famous?

Go cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow, asswipe.

From DAY ONE Sarah has used men more talented than her, or better connected than her, to forward her asthmatic career.
She started out fucking comedians who would then write shows for her, move up a notch, and dump him for someone else who could help her get to the next step. Every single "boyfriend" she had was also her writer, or enabler in her career somehow. Every time, as soon as one "boyfriend" ran out of gas to further her career, she dumped him and moved to the next clueless idiot.
Once she got her own show on Comedy Central, I knew Jimmy's days were numbered. The bitch is ruthless, and mercantile. The jewish version of "All About Eve."

who cares is she used men to further her career? i don't like Sarah Silverman but i don't see how that's so bad, lol, that's how it is in their business - It's all about who you know, and if you don't know anybody you had better GET to know them

Ugly and no talent. The bitch won't even be able to turn tricks.

You keep that man OFF the Vanity Fair circle you fool!

No, I wouldn't have sex with her. I'd prefer the wall socket.

Sarah is a genius - of comedy, timing, irony, and orgasm extraction!
She should (Atlas) shrug out of the pathetic comedy central offer and go ALL IN FOR HERSELF! Later jimma...

Her sister too!

She's cute, she'll be fine.

I like her jewbs.

She is beautiful. It is said that she is dating friends online. Once I saw her photos and profile on --------Seek rich Com..

SARAH SILVERMAN SUCKS!

I only remember seeing this chick in one episode of Seinfeld where she played Kramer's girlfriend. Would someone please tell me what the fuck is the deal with those eyebrows?! Has she never heard of tweezers? Or is it a thing of hers, you know, natural beauty? She must have a wild bush down there. Gross.

Sarah's pretty- Jimmy looks like a penguin

He could do a lot better than this ugly jewish cunt anyway. With his money he could be banging a playmate if he applied himself. Look at the ass that ugly jew Bill Maher pulls, and he isn't half as famous or successful.

#22

Actually, I *AM* Sarah Silverman. And for the record, I have a really roast-beefy vagina. That's why I'm alone right now. It's like a canoe full of moose meat. It's a jewish thing.

Hey Sarah! Sorry to hear the bad news... I am the guy who is marrying Lloyd's (your uncle?) niece next month in Israel. why don't you come?

What a weird looking couple

What a weird looking couple

Ewww, has she been blind/drunk/drugged for the entire time they've been together?

FINALLY, women want honesty?

Gerard, honesty, honesty..:-))

Good.
She's the most relentless unfunny woman I've ever had the misfortune to see.
He's a one note wonder who's got bigger boobs than she has.

They're celestial golden joy radiates from the monitor and embraces me with warmth and peace.
Or maybe Sarah wet the bed.

lol

sarah silverman attractive?

you must be jewish

mmmm.....a rat-faced Jewish American princess with a mustache, hairy arms and annoying voice.

What's not to love?

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The bigots commenting on this site are despicable. You know not what you speak of. This is why Americans are hated worldwide--YOUR BIG FUCKIN' MOUTHS--Ironic, I know. Israeli's are attacked from all sides, by everyone in the middle east, they have no allies, forgive them for shooting missiles where known terrorists are in order to protect THEIR land and lives. They, (Israel), is not on the offensive, remember that! The land of Israel became the land of persecuted people SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME in 1948, about 60 years ago. THINK ABOUT THAT, they have been chased, killed, massacred, persecuted for MILLENNIUMS, NO WONDER WHY COLLATERAL DAMAGE (kids, innocent people dying at the hands of rockets and such) DOESN'T DETER THEM, they're not about to let someone take their shit from them at this point!

--This is in response to #27, the completely prejudiced POS.

That fugly hebe must ruin a perfectly good razor every time she goes to remove her stash.

He's a lot better looking and a lot funnier. And a lot better off now. I don't hate her because she's a Jew. I hate her because she's a RETARDED Jew.

I don't know, there's something about Sarah that makes her look hot... maybe she's great in bed.

I blame myself for skimming these responses, but I'm shocked by the negative references to Sarah Silverman's religion -- she may be talentless and unattractive, but that has nothing to do with being Jewish.

#60, Jill, it's sad but not really that surprising. When there is an article about a Jewish movie star who is hot, sexy, or talented, of course, no mention is made of their religion. The shithead racists only come out of the woodwork when it's someone who is easy to pick on- be it talentless, ugly, or stupid. That's just the way they work. It won't bother you as much though if you realize that usually, the people who are making those comments are sad, lonely, pathetic people who are burning with jealousy towards anyone who is successful or wealthy, while they rot away at their 9 to 5 (if they have one) or serve mcnuggets and greasy fries. If they were happy with themselves, they wouldn't be so bitter. Sure, celebrities are fun to make fun of, but anyone who makes really vile remarks...take my word for it, those are the pathetic pasty ones who feel the need to put everyone down in order to bring themselves up, and are the target SS demographic who will probably kill themselves or go on a shooting rampage at some point in their lives.

AdamYYZ you are a HEBE we know it. Most everyone who likes Sara Silverjew is a HEBE. She is just another talentless Jew "Shockjock" who has made a career out of being vulgar and gets their break into showbiz by other vulgar Jews. You Jews are truly the vermin of the planet, rats are better than you!

AdamYYZ you are a HEBE we know it. Most everyone who likes Sara Silverjew is a HEBE. She is just another talentless Jew "Shockjock" who has made a career out of being vulgar and gets their break into showbiz by other vulgar Jews. You Jews are truly the vermin of the planet, rats are better than you!

AdamYYZ you are a HEBE we know it. Most everyone who likes Sara Silverjew is a HEBE. She is just another talentless Jew "Shockjock" who has made a career out of being vulgar and gets their break into showbiz by other vulgar Jews. You Jews are truly the vermin of the planet, rats are better than you!

Jill and iAreMe you are wrong! Most Jewish people are talentless and vulgar. Look at the porn industry for gods sake. These people live in the sewer of society. They are of low morals and they have used the media via "pop culture" to spread those morals. Are you really so programmed that you believe that people who ridicule Jews are lonely, poor, unemployed and down on their luck. Please! Jews are a disgusting self serving people who support themselves and Israel in that order. They believe in there own self importance so much that they constantly bring up being Jewish. Sara Silverjew does it, Adam Sandlerjew does it and so many other annoying jews. Sara is a liberal like so many leftist Jews and Adam Sandlerjew is a republican because he knows that for now the republican party in the USA supports Israel more. One thing is for sure they are both Jews and citizens of bullshit Israel before they are ever Americans. The USA is just another nation constructed by Europeans that they can use for there Jew interests. Stop watching the movies and stop listening to Jew pushed Rap music. Oh and iAreMe, there are very very few really Hot looking Jews. I mean unless you want to count those who the Jews call Jewish who are really 1/8, 1/4, or 1/2 Jew. Funny in Jewish law you are jewish only if your mother is Jewish. Now when it comes to those stupid articles by Jews self-promoting themselves, you know with titles like "Jewish Hollywood stars". They always show people who converted for marriage, is Jewish on the paternal grandfathers side etc... They don't stick to people who Jewish mothers or a Jewish mother and father because they would be stuck with all ugly vulgar disgusting specimens of humanity.