Mar 12 2009Robert Pattinson's GQ photo shoot

Look, it's the real life Vinnie Chase!!!

Wow. This guy is pretty much the hottest guy I have ever seen. I'd force him to fuck me at least five times a day.

pretty hideous there

Oh wow GQ cover! Can't wait not to read that !!

Oh wow GQ cover! Can't wait not to read that !!

Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
" WealthyRomances -------com "
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?

Hotness......though I hate the fact that they airbrushed him so much on the cover that his skin looks like plastic.

His nose is crooked.

Following in the path of the funny guys on here, but my own female version, he'd look better with my sweet female juices all over his lips : )

Oh boots! Now he's less hot. Also, he should shave. Thesuperficial writer: when are you scheduled to appear on the cover of GQ? Sports Illustrated? Maybe you can be the next VS angel.

Hey dude!! Flock of Seagals called, they want their hairdo back.

kinda gay looking-

kinda gay looking-

Shot number three looks like he's trying to plug up old faithful at the last minute.

Cute. Hot. Sexy.

Yes.

Chicks seriously dig this guy? He looks like he's about to molest a child at any moment, and he creeped me the fuck out when he was presenting at the Oscars.

Didn't George Michaels have the same gay ass look 20 years ago?

How did he get his hair to stick up like that???

Oh yeah...semen.

I'd let him jizz in my mouth and then immediately spit it in his face. Or maybe, I'd let him jizz in my hand and then bitch slap him afterwards. That would be fun.

"Jessica"--NOW you're talking! What a sexy beast you are :D

ha ha ha! Flock of Seagulls....good one, Guy.

Jessica, look at his hair..I think he's got spunk in it already.

Nice cover for a magazine that has helped boys become men and one that is well respected in the publishing industry. Even on top, Robert continues to down play his success. A true man indeed.

Randal

I'd let him jizz in my mouth and then immediately swallow it

hes not hot
hes got a nice smile and a pleasant speaking voice
but i vouldnt fuck him with your moms vagina

hope he never has to go prison, he will be the bitches bitch

@ Thatagirl! Or......guy (?)

I don't get what all those girls see in him.
I'm a sucker for british guys,
but he's really, really *really*
not that hot...
I don't get it....?

Seagulls.......Seagals, damn I work around to many Jewish Docs.

I'm a guy..... and I love to swallow @ 26

Anyone else reminded of Joaquin Pheonix?

Dear Fish, I would have you any day over this flamer, if only for your witty sense of humor!

Hmmm...nah. I just want to punch him in the face really hard.

I think he is SO unatractive. So yeah, you other ladies can drink his sperm on tap and the more FOR YOU.

Christian Bale. ::sucks tongue:: Christian Bale is meat.

Dear Fish, I like mine with lettuce and tomatos....

Damn he's hot. Like me. We'd be a great couple ;D

He's not gay. He's one of those drug-addled icky-sex straight guys who get lots of girls and like to do fetish-type stuff in bed. What you see as gayness is the sickness. Well, a different type of sickness...not the Tom Cruise strain.

OMG thank you for posting these!! soooo hot.

OMG thank you for posting these!! soooo hot.

FUGLY!!!!!!

DO ME HARD AND OUT ME AWAY WET & DON'T BE THERE IN THE MORNING !!!!!

OH AND LIKE JOHHNY DRAMA>>>> DON"T GO RIGHT !!! Not a good angle on that nose !! But I am pretty the view looking up when he is flat on his back will do just fine !!!

***fucking internet ***lets try that without the typos

DO ME HARD AND PUT ME AWAY WET & DON'T BE THERE IN THE MORNING !!!!!

OH AND LIKE JOHHNY DRAMA>>>> DON'T GO RIGHT !!!
Not a good angle on that nose !! But I am pretty sure the view looking up when he is flat on his back will do just fine !!!

35--oh, now he's perfect! Bring on the fetish stuff, Robbie!

I see you have dropped all your attempts at having different content that Perez.

Seriously, just put in the effort or find something else to do. I'm losing interest.

He is well hot - in my opinion of course. He's my sort, just as David Beckham or Von Diesel are other girls' sorts, even though they look like a bag of hot manky dog sick. If you don't like him, fine, leave him to the other hundred thousand wrist slashing emo's and horny housewives, we'd be glad to have him.

I DON'T GET IT!!! WHAT IS SO HOT ABOUT THIS GUY?!
APART FROM THE FACT THAT HE THINKS HIS THE SHIT, WHICH REALLY PISSES ME OFF !!!
GET OVER YOURSELF, YOURE JUST SOME KID WITH A STRANGE FACE WHO REFUSES TO SHOWER REGULARLY!!! YOU WERE CHOSEN TO ACT IN A MOVIE WHICH WOULD BE A HIT WITH OR WITHOUT YOU, DUMBASS!!!!
IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANYTHING!!!
God, I feel better now.

g_girl,
Stop menstruating all over your keyboard.

yah know can you really help who you find fuckable.... I see the odd angles and the crooked nose and lets face it he is REALLY hairy, and he smokes and is probably a nutter but he really just looks like he can slam you up against a wall and fuck the shit out of you !!! and well that works for me.... plus the british accents helps

Serious, SERIOUS Hollywood douchefag. I mean just LOOK at picture number four. Tousled fag-pout of LAAAYDEEZ THIS WAAAY.

*facepunch*
*facepunch*
*facepunch*
*facepunch*
*facepunch*

wow. I think I just drooled a little =/

I wish I was 16 again, so I could post these photos all over my bedroom wall....

@ 49 ............ thank god for computer wallpaper....but these photos still won't get the Comedian bumped

These pics are hilariously Zoolander!

He is the most beautiful mer-man

I hate his forehead. It's like they watched Angel before casting and said, "Vampires all have huge Neanderthal foreheads, look at David Boreanaz." And live-action douchevamp was born.

Also, how are they going to hide the clear fact throughout these sequels that this dude ages?

I'm sure he has a career in porn but I'll never be certain - don't watch it

Not bad.
Pic #5 is cool.
Who is he though? Never heard of him before.

EEEDDDDWWWAAAAAARRDDDD!!

wow. he's gorgeous

HE IS THE SEX

The third picture.. wow.

pretty sure i just...
yep. yog'ed my pants.

who cares if he has ashtray breath? the man looks delicious holding a stoge.

I think he's got a beautiful face, but I don't like the unshaven/haven't taken a shower in a week look. He also seems to be trying to hard to do something modelesque with his eyes. You can tell he's practiced in front of a mirror a lot...too bad these couldn't be more natural and hygenic.

I think he's got a beautiful face, but I don't like the unshaven/haven't taken a shower in a week look. He also seems to be trying to hard to do something modelesque with his eyes. You can tell he's practiced in front of a mirror a lot...too bad these couldn't be more natural and hygenic.

I'm glad I saved my first time commenting on the The Superfish for this....

...I would do the SHIT out of this boy...

That is all.

It's not the fact that he has a crooked nose or uneven features....I tend to like that sort of stuff.

He just looks like a tosser.

Whatever. I'm sure he's crying in his coffin.

Although whoever mentioned slamming up against a wall and fucking the shit out of you, DID peak my interest and then I saw it was still the same guy.

;__;

He isn't gay, he's English. We always think the English seem a bit gay. And he's a sexy motherfucker.

I LOVE HOW the guys are responding how chicks usually do to hot, thin chicks.

Yes. He's hot, you fuckers. Get over it. And no, you're not as hot. Get over that too.

:)

I sooo want this guy to be my husband... Oh how I'd do anything to be with him for even one night. Longer than that would blow my mind ;) Definitely worth it though. Sexy to the max!

SEXY

He is very cute, but my guy is hotter

60- I totally agree about it looks like he's practiced his look in front of a mirror. It looks sexy, but very unnatural.

For the rest of y'all talking about sperm and eating it, why? Can't you keep it to yourself? You got to be some kind of freak to have to tell the world what you would do with somebody's bodily fluids like that. I think if I was a hot actor and people were saying stuff like that about me I'd be kind of freaked out.

Anyway, this guy is sooooooooooo damn beautiful. I'm glad we got a subscription to GQ. I was regretting it before because it's not a very manly mag and isn't really useful when your man wears nothing but Levis, but this issue right here will be worth it's weight in gold.

WHoa "Amy" keep it in your pants as if he'd bang you...lol
Ew! he does look like Vince

omfg
hes so fuckin gorgeous
i love himmmm

WOW.

just that

Fugly dick-chaser

#68

What did you expect in this comment pool? CLASS? I think everyday is a testament to the knuckle dragging, tree branch waving, two dimensional 'thought' processes that run amok in here.

Seriously, go back to Perez. They pretend to be classy there.

Don't you retarted females realize this photo shoot was meant for the boys to drool over? It's got queer written all over it.

Oh and there's nothing less attractive than a man who acts like he knows he's hot.

I would let him jizz on the wall and then I would let some ants crawl over it and get stuck with their little legs kicking all over the place. Then I would take a photo of it and post it on Facebook.

But no, I would rather fuck Jack Black than this weirdo. He has a pretty face, but he looks like the type that NEVER bathes.

He is by far the most talented young star in hollywood today... plus he's hot

I would let him jizz on the ceiling and then I would let some ants crawl over it and get stuck with their little legs kicking all over the place. Then I would take a picture and post it on Facebook.

Seriously, I would rather fuck Jack Black than this fugly corny poseur. NOT HOT.

Boys- Look at him- make him your rolemodel. I promise you'll get laid a lot more. Hot and has a british accent- you can't do better then that..well maybe the Irish.

I want to do hot fetish stuff with Robert... Have him use and abuse me ;)

i hate the unshaven, haven't-combed-my-hair-in-a-week kinda look.

he always looks stoned/pissed.

not hot.

Young Brendan Fraser anyone? At least from the nose up...

Please Mr. Pattinson, brush your hair.... please please please! For the love of god!!

If I had cool hair like that I'd be tapping some mad ass right about now.

.....................THIS IS A "SECRET" FAGGOT-MAGAZINE, folks!!

oh DAMNNNN

i would hit that like a guard rail goin' 90mph..

the third pic is just cruel.. how can i survive without f-cking that guy this instant??!?!

All the little girls in my daughters 5th grade class love him. I totally dont see it.
Just going by Pic 1? If I saw him walking down the street ....I'd cross the street.
He has "crazy eyes"...like he's about to kick in your windshield or something. Is he on heoine? Like constantly? The "whats -a- tweezer" Colin Farrel brow is hideous and he needs a shave. And probably a shower. Looks like he smells of piss and Jameson.

You made my day

i love him to death!!!!

He's a cute guy, very sexy, but his attempts to look smolderingly at the camera merely result in an appearance of gastrointestinal distress. Like three seconds after the camera snapped his photo, he said, "Ooops, 'scuse me. But damn...I feel so much better."

He's much sexier when he isn't posing.

I would definitely fuck him. Oh my god he is H-O-T.

He's cute, but I must be getting old, because my first thougth when I see these boys is that I'd like to drag them off to the barbershop. Can we please get the '90s buzzcut, clean-shaven look back?

would totally be his sex slave anytime! HOT!

RichPort's Ghost is obviously too busy masturbating furiously to this picture.... no time to post!

If you weren't such a dick, you wouldn't have half the people on this board tearing you a new asshole. And after Goatse got through with you, believe me, that's quite a feat.

Now go back to eating paste like a good little shithead.

Am I the only person that vomits a little when seeing this ugly creature? Just his facial expressions makes it looks like he has shit smelling breath.

I think he looks like he just ran face first into a frying pan.

#77...and Jack Black bathes? I'm sorry, but you must be a man posing as a woman. No female on earth would EVER fuck Jack Black over Robert. Are you kidding me? I bet you are a fat ass man with doritos crumbs on your gut pouting because you could NEVER look like Robert. That's like me as a man saying I'd rather fuck Wynnona Judd over Megan Fox because Megan doesn't look as "clean." Dumbass.

I've seen asses that look better than his face.
And GQ is not fooling us with the poor photoshopping.

Don't get me wrong, he is a cheater. So are the fricken Squeelers. You see anybody ragging on their heroics? The other day,I saw a blog about his gossip on site named ....C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ... ' for people seeking wealthy .

thank you Lord!!

Fag.

uhhh, what's he doin' in pic #3?

SERIOUS Hollywood douchefag.
hahahahhahahahahaa

most of them are- and throw musicians in there too!

GQ is a gay mag now? Didn't know that. Otherwise why would there be a photo spread of a man in it?

i'm going to fuck him.
plain and simple.

(to photo above)

...so smoking is cool now?

He has a strange pull over women that taps into their latent desire to sleep with the devil. Valentino had this in the 1920's.

They were misguided then, because Valentino was gay, and they are misguided again now, because Robert Pattinson doesn't want to sleep with anyone but himself. This guy is asexual and TOTALLY self-absorbed.

What scares me is he says he wants to go into politics and he claims that he has a "Buddah" in his head who grants him all his dreams and desires. He always talks about selling his soul to the devil for fame. He also says that his sole political ambition is to make the entire world "kiss his ass." Is this dude the Antichrist? Look at how destructive he is already, making these teen girls love a movie character who is a serial killer!

GQ is for fags

What a beautiful man. Holy fuck.

i seriously do not see the attraction and why girls are creaming their panites over him. but hey, different strokes for different folks right? ladies-he's all yours!

Why'd they have to choose to do the "edgy" journo thing of printing cool smoking pictures, sod what the doctors say, with HIM? He's in the biggest TEEN movie of recent months. Way to be responsible GQ.

Seriously, what is with all the homophobic crap on here? If you have a point to make, there's got to be a better way to do it. I don't see any comments on here that say things like "fuck what a goddamn disgusting promiscuous breeder" and yet the word "fag" is on here multiple times.

HES SO FUCKING HOT!
I LOVE YOU ROBERT

Great looking kid but really the cigarrette is such a tried old prop. Be cooler if he was smoking a big ol' blunt.

The only thing better than this post are the comments. A+++ Would ROFL again!

I agree with getting it on rough style with this guy. He looks like he'd give you a good bang and leave right after. I don't give a shit if he showers... he is HOT.

he's so perfect, i fucking love him sssssso much.

If I ever got near him-my clothes would spontaneously combust. He is sex on legs

Haha...I heard he's got a bun in the over. Check it: http://thepopfix.com/2009/03/24/twilight-star-engaged/

ENOUGH WITH THE STINK RUMORS! Whoever spread these rumors is a moron. Don't believe anything unless it comes straight from Rob himself.

Here is an interview with Rob denying the stench rumors:

http://www.moviefone.com/insidemovies/2009/03/27/robert-pattinson-talks-gossip/

I'm 40 and the thoughts I'm having are wrong. Just wrong.