Mar 25 2009Robert Pattinson : showers :: Vampires : daylight

PigPen.

Come on Robert, stop the pod and blood abuse, take a shower for gods sake!!

Big deal! right girls? Im sure theyll be content living with Robert and a couple of bottle of piss behind the bed...

Uhhh he looks like he doesn't shower. He also looks hideously ugly.

I *heart* Edward!

I found a great site """"" Meetw ea lt h y .c om............ """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.

I found a great site """"" Meetw ea lt h y .c om............ """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.

I smell summertime scrotum when I look at him.

rofl @ #8... eeeeewwwwww!

There is just no excuse for BO. FFS shower!

EW! Zanna! YUCK!

He looks like a pile of dirty laundry.

@9 & 10 - the thing is...EVERYONE knows what I'm talking about.

*kicks back with pipe*

My boyfriend of 3 years does the same thing. I just don't go near him until he cleans his dirty ass.

@12 - you must Febreeze your sheets alot

HAHAHA!!
Sources tell TMZ the entire Kardashian family is "taking legal action" against Hustler Entertainment after learning about the XXX spoof of their reality show which the smut peeps creatively titled, "Keeping it Up For the KardASSians."

# 8. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Too funny!

This reminds me of that story in THE DIRT (the MOTLEY CRUE bio) where Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee went days without showering (weeks? months??) to prove they were so hot they could still get laid! How disgusting is that??? And whats more disgusting is...they DID still get laid!

It always boggles my mind that guys - who are more or less ALWAYS looking for sex and oral sex - cant just freshen up a little. Is it too much to ask? 5 minutes of IRISH SPRING is all it takes to get Me Love You Long Time!

***girl behind Pattinson says***

"Herro. You velly sexy monster. We go eat some robster craws!"

***girl behind Pattinson says***

"Herro. You velly sexy monster. We go eat some robster craws!"

Don't think thats true!! Give da guy a b!!!reak

Uh, it is true, unfortunately. I just read the new GQ with R Patz on the cover, and the interviewer said, "His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he."
I would hope he knows how to wash the goods before sex, but somehow, I bet the girls that would bed him are so star-struck (desperate), they don't care.

I'm on my way so tell the Geekologie Writer to watch out! I've got a loofah and I'm not afraid to use it! (no falafel, though)

R Patz?

*shakes head*

Maybe he does shower. Maybe afterwords he just puts on Glow..

#8 I'm brewing that in my jar.

That's a pretty shameless/irrelevant geekologie plug there superfish. Are all of your sites sucking that hard?

Sorry ladies, but it is true. He stinks. From the latest GQ: "His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he."

Desperate women don't care. BO is such a turn-off.
I still choose to think nice thoughts when I look at his picture, because I'll never get the chance to meet him, and the BO won't affect me.

I rarely shower either, it's a hassle. If I didn't think I may get fired I would shower even less than 3 times or so a week.

Robert Pattinson : Gay :: Arrow : Straight

I once tried not showering for a few weeks. Luckily, the horseflies kept everyone away...

Zanna, you'd have to be REEEEEEAAAL close to summer nuts to get that kinda whiff...

For him I can hold my breath...lol!

He's a Brit...what do you expect? They're all dirty...

LOL @ 30.

Yet, I could care less if this story is true, I would take this oppurtunity to wash him down myself haha.

But seriously my love for this man is ruining my real life relationship.

LOL @ 30.

Yet, I could care less if this story is true, I would take this oppurtunity to wash him down myself haha.

But seriously my love for this man is ruining my real life relationship.

And by the way...he looks hot in that suit. He looks hot in anything...or nothing I suppose.

@30

OMG I know what you mean, whenever I look at my boyfriend I think to myself, "Why can't he be more like Edward" (not Robert Pattinson, Edward)

That's just fuckin nasty...that's why you motherfuckin nasty ass whities are always breeding dieases and spreading them around the fucking planet killing everybody and then have the fuckin nerve to blame it on other people...nasty motherfuckers!
It's a fuckin shame that everyone knows ...even though that motherfucker stinks some nasty ass whore is going to still sleep with him...and spread her nasty fuckin shit around...Long Live VD....
I hate you all

Mmmmmm........ I'd lick the sweat off of this little fucker's ball-sack.

RichPort's Ghost isn't a cock-sucking faggot, he's just bi-curious... and by bi-curious, I mean a flaming queer.

RPG, over & out.

Ok, enought young boy, take your clothes right now, let's shower !

Water contains garlic molecules. He's all method.

p.s. need I say it??? ok...I will.....I LOVE KIDS!!!

I like guys who are showered, clean and fresh and take care of themselves and their appearance. That is because I have good self-esteem.

He looks like he smells. Not in these photos because his publicist probably has the sense to make sure he is showered for appearances, but for the love of god, hire an assistant/housekeeper/rent-a-wife to make sure his clothes are washed before he has a chance to stink them up two days in a row and who will be honest in telling him to scrub his ass daily!! personal hygene is important! Well, to americans at least.

I DON'T CARE
I'LL STILL FUCK YOU ROB,

This reminds me i've to take my monthly bath! Thank you Superficial writer!

I DON'T CARE
I'LL STILL FUCK YOU ROB.

There're more who took or take barely a bath or shower! The Russian Rasputin,Mao,Hillary clinton,Oprah winfrey,Poetin,Fergie and David Letterman! Some of these are definitely a true story!

*Sniff* Did Gandhi take a regular bath??

It starts to itch me all over reading this! I'm going to take a quick shower!

*Sniff* Do Orks take a regular bath??

Nothing that nose plugs wouldn't fix. I'd go to town on him like a redneck at a yard sale. He's so fucking hot, I'd probably volunteer to bathe him with my tongue.

NUM NUM.
i would put my face in his armpit while i was fucking him and then lick him clean

Reminds me of being at school. One kid starts a rumour about someone and it gets repeated over and over. "Ooh, Robert stinks, he never takes a shower ever! My friend who sits next to him in homeroom told me!"

All irrelevant arguments as none of you, or even myself, will ever get close enough to catch a *supposed* whiff of him. Who cares? Even if somehow the universe flipped itself on it's head and I found myself in bed next to him, I wouldn't kick him out.

In an interview on youtube, someone asked Kristen Stewart what she didnt like about him, and she leaned in and smelled Rob and made a face. Nuf said

In an interview on youtube, someone asked Kristen Stewart what she didnt like about him, and she leaned in, smelled Rob and made a face. Nuf said

So much for editing my post, this site blows

I would plug my nose and just keep riding him.

Nerdiest headline ever.

Jesus you really are a fag Fish

OK now, I will say this again:
.........................FAGGOTS MUST SHOWER MORE OFTEN, folks!!
(the smell)

That is the most unintelligent, homely looking person - he had to have done something special on the casting couch to get that part.

You know, i try to shove this thought outta my head- but here it goes -

You gotta think this guy gets sex thrown at him like a frisbee all day and all night. Women wanna do him. Men wanna do him. Whatever. So wherever he's been STICKING IT .....and then he's not WASHING IT.,......? That, Folks is just NASTY! He's either walkin around with p*sssy or azz on his dick...and yet some Fans still say they want to be in a bed with him. I'm sure the stank of his lower torso would bring tears to your eyes, much like an onion.

Every fat whorish blobbette who reads those books should have their reproductive organs confiscated and put into a feral dog's gaping maw. To you sweet bovine beauties I suggest shutting WOW off for a scant minute... breath deep....work a pair of sweats over your cellulite, toss on a pair of addidas and go for a fucking jog!

Women should have never been given the vote.

@60,
You're a dumbass. White teenaged girls,some skinny, some fat, some average, and gay guys read that shit. Not just the hogs. You fuckin imbecile.
Why anyone would read that shit is beyond me, as for that fag that never washes, who in thier right fuckin mind would sleep with him?
As for the nasty assholes that said they would sleep with him anyways, enough said...that just shows you how discusting white people are.Admit it...everyone that posted that they would sleep with him anyways is white...
There you go...

Most men would never bathe if they thought it wouldn't hurt their chances of getting laid. My boyfriend only cleans up to come over. Any time I visit him by 'surprise' he reeks like BO, dog hair and dirty socks. If women threw themselves at him all day, I'm sure he'd lose all motivation he ever had to shower.

I curse God daily for not making me a lesbian.

He is HOT You can bite me anytime "Edward."

i'll have his babies anyday.

cant find anything bad to say about rob? they gotta talk about his hygene like its anybody's business......leave him alone

cant find anything bad to say about rob? they gotta talk about his hygene like its anybody's business......leave him alone

you have to admit though.. not taking a shower for a few months? gross..

Some people are obsessed with what we call "stars". Maybe it's good to know he's a regular guy, just like everyone else.

Well I would hope that a regular guy could at least shower every day.

I don't shower everyday.. that doesn't make me a slob.

Wow, the amount of ignorant, racist, sexist pathetic excuses for humans who demonstrated their lack of worth--amazes me. Women should never have been given the right to vote? The dumb people who would read these books are always white girls...or whatever? Really? Wow... And those of you who made such comments have done all of what with your lives?

Tell you what, Rob may not shower--maybe he does for all we know, or care--but whatever is the case; he's doing something with his life, doing what he wants to do. Most people seem to fail to succeed, suck at life and then post ignorant comments on blogs to make them feel better about themselves.

Oh, and the millions of people who have read these books--at least they are reading books. There are a lot of dumb assholes these days who never pick up a book and read.

I'm real sad and discusted by some of you people.

@ 31. Amanda
You are pathetic.

And Robert, it's not that hard to take a shower. Do the people you work with some good, will ya?

@ 61 & 35
what the fuck does being white have anything to do with the smelly boy or the twilight books? nothing! if you were saying shit about black people, alot of people would have a good law suit on there hands...
your stupid fucking ignorant cunt.

Funny how he WAS NOT even on set the time this "Cast member and crew member" said this. It was a week before he arrived on the set. He joked about "Not washing my hair for six weeks." and it gets blown into "He doesn't shower at all." It was a JOKE that went too far with the media. Rob DOES shower and he smells good :)

Ummm, I'd lick him clean from top to bottom, Yummy..I'm a fag that sucks any race straight or bi cock to 35 y.o...Waynesboro Va area..Text or call 540-241-7671 and I'll come do you right where you are..Ummm, get on my knees and suck your cock..Take my pants down and bend me over for my tight white pussy ass..

Ummm, I'd lick him clean from top to bottom, Yummy..I'm a fag that sucks any race straight or bi cock to 35 y.o...Waynesboro Va area..Text or call 540-241-7671 and I'll come do you right where you are..Ummm, get on my knees and suck your cock..Take my pants down and bend me over for my tight white pussy ass..

Ummm, I'd lick him clean from top to bottom, Yummy..I'm a fag that sucks any race straight or bi cock to 35 y.o...Waynesboro Va area..Text or call 540-241-7671 and I'll come do you right where you are..Ummm, get on my knees and suck your cock..Take my pants down and bend me over for my tight white pussy ass..