Mar 4 2009Rihanna & Chris Brown married?

Que my word!

One less dumb bitch out there.... Here's to you punching bag!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

complete crap story.... Star sucks!

Let's hope this story is wrong...

this girl keeps getting more retarded every day, seriously.

but it is a common psycological disorder to protect the man that beats you up. those wives always lie and protect their husbands.

He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ yesterday.

Someone (not-so-casanova Chris Brown, me thinks?) has obviously given Rihanna several hearty whacks with a retard stick.

Oh well, at least they're both off the market. Now can we please take them off the radar?

This stupid house negro makes Brittney look totaly sane. Rihanna better start stocking up on makeup to cover those black and blue marks that are sure to come her way.

And apperantly she needs to learn to keep her mouth shut.

Im not sure about this story, but she sure has a body that wont quit and brain that wont start...the perfect girl!

I think all of the stories in Star exist only "on exclusive Star Island!"

Honey, don't worry about a thing, for the reception I'll bring the punch.

Nobody will ever buy both of their music again and he´ll be in Jail for some time soon. So no income in the future and a husband in Jail. Sounds like a great fairy tale disney might make a movie of! /irony

I actually hope this story is true because that would be one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

Funny but I used a different approach when I proposed to my wife.

Now he can move her to a country where he can beat her legally.

"'When you've dug yourself a hole, the best thing to do is keep digging until the shovel hits you in the face.' Which, let's be frank, is a likely scenario for these two."

Hahaha nice, superficial, nice.

Farm animals aren't legally allowed to be "married", so this story is complete bullshit. The male negro monkey abandons the female negro monkey right after conception anyway.

Game On! Hopefully she'll make it entertaining and stab him once in awhile. Maybe he can cut her head off like that rag-head fuck in Buffalo.

Fun times.

Ain't multi-culturalism great?

#18 - if you're going to channel the pre-Civil War south, at least refer to the female negro monkey properly, as a "negress."

This is all Obama's fault.

Rhianna sees getting punched as a sign of passionate love. Sounds like she's found her heaven on earth. RIP

I blame George Bush

This shit is so common among abusive relationships - studies show that the abusee returns to the abuser 7 times before breaking up for good.

You know what's going to be real fun..when they spit out a couple of kids and this shit just gets carried on into the 22nd century. Woo hoo!

FACT: Stupid bitches do stupid things nonstop.

I can't believe my party has collapsed.

Oh well, back to furtive sex with boys. Larry Craig and Mark Foley are throwing a big party this weekend!!!

this will end well...

I enjoy sex clubs in the Domincan, pain killers and doctor shopping. CPAC? Conservative Probably ARE Crazy....... I am getting so large, I may be developing my own gravitational pool..... I always seem to attract idiots.

P.S. I'm hungry and in withdrawal.......

She's head over heels in love with him by the sounds of it, while he's in love with the thought of using her heels (plus his fists) on her head. Some people have to learn the hard way, I suppose.

And the happy couple is registered at:
Lou's Bail Bonds on La Cienga
The Emergency Department at the Sunset Blvd. Kaiser Permanente
Mederma
and Kool-Pak Ice Pack Company

I really hope this isn't true. If so, she is really the dumbest person on the planet. And why the FUCK would anyone want to be married with two kids by age 25? "I want to rip all of the fun out of my life as soon as humanly possible". I can't imagine spending my entire 20's married.

Wow. I just read some of these comments. There are some HORRIBLE racists that comment on this site. Is calling them "negro monkeys" REALLY necessary?

By taking all the money that employers earn, I'll create jobs. Plus, if you vote for me again in 2012, I'll give you an even bigger welfare check than the one you won't receive for voting for me in 2008! Change!

Chris Brown needs to learn from Tom Cruise that when an angry repressed gay man wants to destroy his wife, there are much more effective and non-violent ways to do it.

Once, when I was really drunk, I call Rush Limbaugh "fat."

Rush, oh mighty leader, I humbly apologize. I will continue to do whatever you say.

Vote Republican for real leadership.

Oh yeah,and my name is Gando.Don't try to fool me all the time.

...I just hope Rush isn't angry with me. Do you think he is? Has he said anything? I'm really worried. I can't concentrate on anything else. He's such a wonderful man. I can't believe I let him down. He's the only person that matters to me.

Also, If you took a high risk loan with a 3-year ARM and can't make your payments because you're too stupid to hold a job, or too stupid to realize you can't afford a house, and didn't know what a 3-year ARM was in the first place, but you bought a house because liberals like me forced banks to loan you money even though we knew you couldn't pay back your loan, but that doesn't matter because it's everyone's RIGHT to own a house, and if you blame whitey for your perpetual failure, so if this all applies to you, then I'll pay your mortgage!!! And I'll get that money by taking it from employers, which will also create jobs! Change!

Also, by releasing all the muslim terrorists from Gitmo and setting them free in the USA, I'll create jobs, and pay for healthcare! Change!

#33. The Music Elitist -Wow. Is calling them "negro monkeys" REALLY necessary?

Well, we could call them by their species name, "Negronomus Apeus Welfareous" or the more common alias, "North American Street Ape"

"because liberals like me forced banks to loan you money even though we knew you couldn't pay back your loan"

no, that would be the financiers who were making billions off the mortgage-backed securities and needed a constant inflow of mortgages, like in any pyramid scheme. but thanks for playing.

That's great thinking by the Messiah. Tax the winners and give to the losers. Welfare State Part 2, if you will. Please name one, JUST ONE, liberal policy that has ever expanded freedom, or had a positive effect on business? I mean other than the New Deal or LBJ's Great Society. Drawing a blank? The Democrat party is after me like a pill head is after a 24 hour pharmacy. Obama, debate me. I will make you walk in through the back door because only real Americans can enter my vacuous foyer. Please, unwashed masses, eat cake. I will be on the 2012 ballot, making you WISH W was still in charge.

Old pic folks,she isn't using a rollator on this one.

There are very few "muslim terrorists" (it'd be Islamic, but whatever) in Gitmo. Most of the prisoners are people who were identified as terrorists by neighbors who were looking to settle bets. They haven't been interrogated in years because they know nothing.

@42,

No, you're absolutely wrong, as usual for a Liberal. It was the Liberal communist welfare bill "The Community Reinvestment Act" started by Carter, killed by Reagan, then restarted by Clinton, which forced banks to give mortgages to minorities who couldn't afford to pay for them because they were unemployed to begin with, but no matter, we forced those banks to lend the money anyway. And my financial advisor, Franklin Raines, then CEO of Fannie Mae, bought up all the defaulted loans from all the financial institutions so he could get a $90 million bonus. Then we blamed it all on the Republicans when Fannie Mae crashed the stock market!! Change!!!

The Great Society and New Deal were complete failures. Unless you consider keeping negros locked up in housing projects, reproducing new voters completely dependant upon democrats a success.

Although anything that gives democrats more power in the gov't and takes away liberty and freedom is considered a "success" by a Liberal.

#47 ir right..... get it? RIGHT? I kill me. But then I am the funniest and most merciful radio host in the history of the medium. The New Deal was indeed a complete failure. And the Great Society was a waste. I am so happy that my fellow conservatives endorse their social secuirty checks right over to the RNC or their local church, because no self respecting GOP voter would take government welfare. Well except all those major corporations, but I mean, as individuals, where is your responsibility people? Now, I have to go watch Ann Coulter shoot eggs out of her pussy and into a plastic cup. Like Reagan's frozen corpse, I shall return.....

Fun wedding. Instead of bouqets they throw punches!

Blaming "The Community Reinvestment Act" for the subprime meltdown has been debunked many times. Just one example: the MINORITY of banks that are subject to the CRA's rules (most banks are not) have LOWER default rates on subprime mortgages, as compared to banks that are not subject to the CRA. The majority of the subprime mortages (and subsequent defaults) have occurred through non-CRA banks. But again, thanks for playing.

@46, No you are wrong. The CRA was intended to stop red-lining and intended to provide mortagages for people who QUALIFIED. You must be a fucking idiot if you honestly think anyone intended for people without jobs or income to be provided with mortgages. BTW, it was the greed driven white folks who created this mess, taking out sub-prime and no-document loans for giant houses they knew full well they couldn't afford, yet had to keep up appearances..

Well, you realize..........

Now that they are married she cannot be compelled by the COURT to TESTIFY against her HUSBAND. I smell lawyer behind this! And yes, she is still retarded.

#51

Franklin Raines fully intended for that to happen. He gladly bought up billions in defaulted loans as CEO of Fannie Mae so he could make his quota, even though the mortgages would never be paid. And he is Obomma's financial advisor. Fucking liberal retards, look at the fucking facts instead of churning out your preprogrammed propoganda responses....

Awww c'mon guys the Wall Street banksters bundled up the risky mortgages into high risk investment vehicles or some other mutation of derivative. This is all engineered just as NAFTA and out-sourcing with the nefarious plot being to plunder and loot our nation AGAIN! When the blood and dust settles our pathetic empire will be no more. No more overtime and employers will take mighty advantage of that mark my words. I love the concept of a "right to work" state. That means "no rights at work"!

The jobs will come back and the wages will suck. We will be a second world nation and nothing more. Fuck all the stooge lying politicians. The poor will be treated like the masterful israelis treat their hated Arab Palestinians. Like fucking animals.

God bless the New World Order!

#53 I see you enjoy playing hide and seek with your penis and little boys' asses as much as I do..............

#51,

I'm a realtor in New Jersey, and let me tell you what's happened over the past 20 years. Liberal gov't programs "encouraged" banks to give very risky loans to people with poor or no credit, promising they would underwrite those loans if they defaulted. In areas of New Jersey, like Moorestown, and down toward the shore, especially in Egg Harbor and parts of Upper Township and into Vineland, there were literally thousands of minorities, (mostly Blacks) taking huge mortgages, moving into $400,000-$700,000 homes. They not only took subprime "gov't encouraged loans", they took adjustable rate loans. They would move their entire families into these beautiful, new homes, 3 and 4 generations, relatieves, etc.
They would pay their mortgage payments at first, but when the 3 or 5 year fixed rate expired, their payments doubled and even more, so they quit paying their loans. They'd wait until they were evicted, which could take years, and then they would simply have another family member get another "gov't sponsored" loan, and either re-buy the house they're still living in, or buy a new one. The cycle would continue. Now you've got literally thousands upon thousands of once new, beautiful homes, utterly destroyed. And it's all because of liberal gov't programs. In this area especially, the blacks have definately had a huge negative impact on the housing market and especially financial institutions. I wish they would've stayed in Camden.

Michael Brown (head of FEMA) and Christopher Cox (head of the SEC).

Two guys appointed by Bush. Both were political appointees (not professionals), and both stood by while their agencies shriveled, assuming that they weren't really needed, at least not at the size and strength they were previously.

Two historic disasters. Both would have been bad no matter what, but both were transformed into catastrophes because the two agencies had become weak, disorganized, and demoralized. In all the months and now years after Katrina, FEMA never delivered large-scale competent disaster recovery assistance. The SEC did nothing (except trivial-scale fines for minor transgressions) as the Wall Street finance sector built insanely risky debt-to-equity ratios and LIED to investors about balance sheets (telling them things were looking good only days before bankruptcy occurred, so that they could parachute out with their millions before the collapse).

Just two examples out of the many huge mistakes made by Bush that have put this country in the hole that it's it right now. Yes, conservatives, this stuff WAS his fault. Nobody believes all evil is caused by Clinton and then Obama, except maybe people who recite fairy tales to themselves every day, like, say, Rush Limbaugh.

Criticize their behaviour all you want, but the racial slurs only make you sound like an idiot redneck.
This story has nothing to do with the fact that they are black. Whites and Asians beat their girlfriends, too.

The only thing Porch Monkeys have ever been succesful at is destroying inner cities and ruining local economies.

In fact, the only time the negro ape was ever organized or productive is when they were slaves.

Even though every other race has been able to come to the USA and thrive within a generation, the blacks are still complete failures, even though they have more programs and assistance available to them then any other race....

#57 I see you've learned how to 'copy and paste" propoganda off of moveon.org.....nice try you pillowbiting liberal....

Nice try, Mr. Realtor, but the subprime loans worked perfectly fine until Wall Street invented funds based on bundled mortgage-backed security derivatives and got away with calling default insurance "credit default swaps" to avoid federal regulation. As you know real estate has always be cyclical so a downturn was inevitable. We've had plenty of times when real estate prices have dropped and more mortgages have gone into default, as a correction for the inflated prices that always develop during economic expansions. But this time that ordinary downturn caused a national (and international) finance collapse because it deprived these risky "investment instruments" of the bottom-level cash they needed for credibility (forget actually providing real capital to back them up, that was never the case). Once investors started questioning whether financial institutions were offering real investments, vs. semi-fraudulent schemes, the gig was up. If it weren't for the Wall Street guys - the same ones who took big bonuses while everything crashed - the current times would be an ordinary recession and we'd be in recovery by now. Those are the facts and everybody who doesn't listen to talk radio knows them.

#60's comment means "you used words that are way too big for me".

Yes, talk radio is mostly bullshit, with nitwits climbing over themselves to agree with each other.

But so is moron.org - an echo chamber of empty minds

You red/blue idiots amuse me. Read "Gulliver's Travels". Grow an independent brain cell.

#63 - weigh in on the issues or stfu, nobody's impressed with your "I'm above it all" posture.

Starting an illegal war, idolizing Rush Limbaugh who is merely an entertainer with a paltry degree in broadcasting, having a president with the mind of a child and the work history of a failure, leaving the economy $9.5 trillion further in a debt that will NEVER be paid back to our owners the banking industry (Fedreral Reserve is private for profit of our masters dumbfucks), having the rest of the world hating us, Bernies Madoff sitting at home in luxury and the rest of Wall Street exposed as a cabal of thieves and liars endorsed by an administration that hated the United States and it's Constitution not to mention the destruction of the middle class and outsourcing of millions of our jobs to communist china and elsewhere.

But we are still proud of what we done did. Cuz we're strong unlike you little pinko lib'rals. Hardee har har *belch*

Nobody messes with my farm equipment.

I love how she's wearing a peace necklace. Something tells me "peace" had nothing to do with the pistol whipping C.B. bestowed upon her.

It's funny how you liberal clowns defend yourself, by attacking a radio host. It's sad that even an overweight pill popping asshole can easily see the flaws in the mighty plans of the one.

Instead of attacking Rush, or the 7/11 clerk jindal or whoever, why can't you defend this RIDICULOUS stimulus bill and the complete retards that wrote it. It gives money to ACORN for god's sake. How the hell is that going to stimulate jobs? It gives 5k to students in return for 1 year of public service. WTF? 5k is like 2 classes. How in the hell will that stimulate the economy, other than pump more jobless college dropouts into it?

#64 - I'm not "above it all", I just don't buy these false dichotomies.

Go to a zoo, and watch the monkies throw crap at each other. Funny, isn't it?

I just want Rush to run for public office. Let him put him money where his fat fucking mouth is.

I hope he smacks her around on their yet to be released (you know it will be out eventually) sex tape, though he should have taken a few lessons from Mike Tyson & used the open palm. It never left a bruise on Robin Givens face.

@70
Rush is a loser with no business being in office.

Defend the stimulus bill.

I can't defend anything to ideological wackos, especially on the Fish. But the GOP had unfettered control for eight years, tripled our debt and squandered our surplus. In fact, the conservatives are at the heart of most, but not all, of the lobbying scandals and loss in confidence overall that the average citizen had for its government. Time to give the other guys a chance. Seriously, where were you morons when W treated the treasury like his piggy bank? All this racist BS and other crap is pointless. Stating that the market was at 14200 12 months ago is a BS arguement too, especially if you haven't been living under a rock and realize that, again the GOP had 8 years to fix whatever the Dems (way back to Carter, of course) supposedly broke. And, it's not a stimulus bill, I do believe it's the law of the land. But I'm not surprised that you like to live in the past.

My first instinct is not to believe this story since it's from Star Magazine. However, they were one of the first people to announce Rihanna and Chris was back together so who knows. Hopefully, it's not true.

Sure... spending the economy out of a recession... makes sense... why not?

I hope the president fails. That's why I signed a contract for half a billion to sit behind a microphone and babble to idiots. What do I care about the middle class, the poor, or the state of affairs of any one nation as I have invested well in multinational corporations!
And people actually listen to me!
Ahhhhh haaaaaa ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(the fat slob pulls his soupy diaper off and wiggles his ample buttocks shaking free a few loose stools in the process, sits back down and eats. alot)

Donkey punch does the body good!!

This news gets funnier and funnier each day.... I saw some crazy stuff at chrisbrownsupport.com where they have a game to beat up chris brown then kiss him, u should play, lol. Be easy everyone

Yeah. Right. Darwinism will solve it all.

Glad to see all me ignorant brothers are here right on time.

Why are the comments so political and racial? LOL, this is a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE. PLEASE BRING YOUR BORING CONVERSATIONS ELSEWHERE.

@80 CLAN Master - it's klan as in kkk. are you talking about the foot clan?

@81 - no shit. nobody wants to hear that rubbish.

*SIGH*

@ 33. The Music Elitist

People are calling these two "monkeys" because they are acting as such. They are both acting wild and irrational! You have Travis the chimp "aka" Chris Brown riding on Jet Ski’s and living it up after beating his girlfriends ass. Then you have Rihanna who gets her ass kicked in public and runs back literally three weeks later to lick his yellow gorilla penis. Their behavior is completely jungle and animalistic.

Somebody get Rihanna the cd single "Womanizer" by Britney Spears.
Play it until she breaks up with Chris "Wife Beater" Brown.

Sorry but we int to bright round here 82

Vanilla gorilla clan
All of our entertainers are upstanding people of unquestionable character. They never do anything wild or irrational.

that would be crazy if Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together; in any case, there is probably more going on behind the scenes than the media can pick up on

The answer is yes.But stop posting irrelevant Chris Brown posts.I start to get irritated by this ungrateful guy.Yes!

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Nlggers are the reason our economy is in the tank. We gave them loans that they never intended on paying back. It's just part of the negro lottery. There's a reason why every negro country is chaotic. They're all criminals who only care about themselves. They don't even cars about their niglets unless they can make a buck from them.

Sauron is the real guy you're looking for.His email adress is confirming this.Chris Brown is an ungrateful guy! He's a spoiled virgin in the real world! And his virginity needs to be taken in jail! I'm going back to this really big club. . .Sniff. . . My email adress wil confirm this.

Sauron is loyal,modest and the coolest person i know! And his heart is made out of solid gold!

I would throw my sandals direction the head of Chris Brown.But i would throw red and black roses to Sauron's head! He's blessed with wisdom!

NEW RIHANNA SONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNoFn4gmE3k

NEW RIHANNA SONG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNoFn4gmE3k

animals...only low life animals do this shit.

fucking young rich herbs, don't deserve shit.

@ 60

you are a piece of shit, wtf? what kind of loser copies and pastes comments on google to see if its that guys comment is a bite off of some political commentary website.

get a fuckin life, loser. go to school or something.

Its dem poor ass blacks done ruined our economy and causing all the problems in this once great country of ours I tell ya.

My answer is still yes to the marriage! Since everybody is talking about this.Become a member of marriage.com! Where you can find hearts made of solid gold!

Were there humans who were thinking about something else?Get some grip and a life!

Rihanna looks like a little five year old boy from 1950s, like the sort you'd see in an old Coca-Cola ad. There's just something very boy-like about her head...

I Don't Believe this story. I don't read any of those magazines anyways, but if it true, Rihanna will be a daily punching bag for Chris. If this is an accurate than maybe his in-laws will be happier if he gets sentenced to prison for long time. If she gets beat up again it will definitely be her fault because she went back to this dush bag loser.

Chris Brown has the perfect woman in Rhianna. She make more money than him. Looks great and is still very young. He can beat the shit out of her whenever he wants and she does not go to the cops or even leave him.
Now if she sucks and fucks like the jungle bunny she is, she is perfect for that no talent hack.

come on guys, who would not want a slut like that? Even some of the women here would like that.

It's all up to Chris and Rihanna and
this could be a change for the better for both
especially if they did indeed get married.

I certainly wish them well and hope they will
prove everyone who is negative wrong.

Raz
http://www.buzzondemand.blogspot.com

Did you guys stop to think that maybe after the beating she took that maybe now she has brain damage?

Well, if this is true then great, now she can pop out some babies and he can beat the shit out of them too. Good thinking Rihanna!

It's like a re-run of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Sickening. She's stupid and he's a loser.

Has this been confirmed? I haven't heard anything else about it....

you fucking dumbshit americans that knows nothing... just talking about stupid things that doesnt even make sense... just crap! you are the fucking retarded mokeys!!! and you MASSA #18 are the biggest ape!!!

Rihanna is PREGNANT..!/?

Maybe theres two stories we all know how us woman can act when we dont want a man to leave us.. We do whatEVER we have to do to keep him.. This just shows that we the public rush to judgement I wasnt there and I doudt those who call Rihanna dumb for taking him back were either so all I can say is I hope the best for them its just bad Chris is paying the price...GUILTY!!! INTILL PROVEN INNOCENT!!!

Massa.....whatever ur name is ......u r so racist.......it does not have nothing to do with race white people hit their girlfriends 2 and they go back with them in less than a week.......so don't be posting your racist comment on this page....they are some really smart black people ......duhhhhhh our president is black what do u say about that........stupid racist bitch........go fuck yourself

rihannaz a dumb bytch. i dont even care if she diez eitha ;) good enuf 4 that ugly slut, she deserved it. Chris is 2 good 4 her

rihannaz a dumb bytch. i dont even care if she diez eitha ;) good enuf 4 that ugly slut, she deserved it. Chris is 2 good 4 her

seriously, this chick suffers of retardation, why would a girl marry a guy who beats her up, when they are still no married, she is so stupid, i hope she enjoys all the punches that are to come, lol.....

I KNOW YOU ALL ARE LIKE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT C AND R BUT YOU DONT KNOW EITHER ONE OF THEM YOU DONT KNOW HOW THEY FEEL AND YOU R NOT IN THEIR SUTUATION AT THIS TIME I THINK THAT U GUYS SHOULD GET A LIFE AND THANK GOD THAT U R ALIVE EACH AND EVERY DAY INSTEAD OF BASHING THE YOUNG STARS U SHOULD BE GIVING ADV OR PREAYING FOR THEM. I WISH C AND R THE BEST OF LUCK AND UNDERSTANDING FOR THE BOTH OF THEM I THINK U HATERS AND RUDE PEOPLE SHOULD MYOB. AS FAR AS IM CONCERN IF THEY R BACK TOGETHER CHRIS HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON WITH FACING CHARGES AND RIHANNA IS A STRONG WOMAN FOR BEING ABLE TO FACE THE PUBLICE RIDICULE THAT PEOPLE LIKE U GIVE HER. U GUYS KNOW THAT IF C OR R CAME OUT WITH A SONG TODAY OR TMORROW THAT U GUYS WOULD LIKE IT. SO LEAVE THEM ALONE IN THEIR PRIVATE LIFE.

TO C AND R

I ALWAYS WILL B YOUR FAN GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS

Massa' U R SUCM
WHAT YEAR WERE U BORN IN THIS IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL AND KNOW THAT U LIVE IN THE USA. TODAY 2009--

Farm animals aren't legally allowed to be "married", so this story is complete bullshit. The male negro monkey abandons the female negro monkey right after conception anyway.

BLACK IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ALIVE AND BEAUTIFUL

en verdad yo creo que hacen buyena pareja pero x q reacciono asi brown por que rihanna se lo merecia ella lo enfado y hay esta pero ojala q no buelva a pasar bueno este es mi correo ok carlita_tumamitaxsiempre@hotmail.com

en verdad yo creo que hacen buyena pareja pero x q reacciono asi brown por que rihanna se lo merecia ella lo enfado y hay esta pero ojala q no buelva a pasar bueno este es mi correo ok carlita_tumamitaxsiempre@hotmail.com

i like u