Mar 23 2009Reese Witherspoon looking uncharacteristially hot
It's no secret Reese Witherspoon is the human equivalent of Ambien, so imagine my surprise when she showed up to the premiere of Monsters vs. Aliens yesterday in a pair of heels and short skirt. Granted, a children's movie probably isn't the best venue to debut your sexy new look, but not all of us crawl out of the womb armed to the teeth with class and debonair. Like myself and, to a lesser degree, that Pierce Brosnan fellow.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. Leppy - March 23, 2009 4:03 PM
second?
2. Leppy - March 23, 2009 4:04 PM
LOL
Never mind FIRST
and she's not that good looking :/
3. ph7 - March 23, 2009 4:06 PM
I'd bang her so hard she'll fly over her handlebars and break her collarbone.
4. Jim - March 23, 2009 4:09 PM
8th?
5. Jim - March 23, 2009 4:09 PM
8th?
6. Vit - March 23, 2009 4:09 PM
live long and prosper?
7. Randal - March 23, 2009 4:09 PM
Reese has continued her climb to the top ever since she burst out on the scene and she's not being a disappointment wearing that outfit! Keep looking sharp girl!
Randal
8. Jrz - March 23, 2009 4:11 PM
She's got more Chin than a Hong Kong phone book.
9. R2-D2 - March 23, 2009 4:14 PM
You think i'm going to spend my free time on this piece of ugly f***!? Spend your own time on this shit! Bleep,blop!
10. Yes - March 23, 2009 4:14 PM
I would have sexual relations with that woman.
11. chango - March 23, 2009 4:17 PM
no tits and no ass . . but I would in a heartbeat . . .
:o)
12. chango - March 23, 2009 4:17 PM
no tits and no ass . . but I would in a heartbeat . . .
:o)
13. np - March 23, 2009 4:18 PM
She looks cute here! Nice legs.
14. Star Wars Book Reviews - March 23, 2009 4:20 PM
big chin... the better to catch my load with :)
15. Pepe La PEWPEW - March 23, 2009 4:20 PM
this woman is hot to the power of PEW .. She is a MILF in every way ...
16. me - March 23, 2009 4:21 PM
ph7- funniest comment ever. Hall of Fame stuff right there.
And to the Superficial writer, you only thought she looked hot because she waved at the camera "Vulcan Style". You'd think the same way of even Jackie Chan if he waved at cameras like that
17. kingofbeer - March 23, 2009 4:22 PM
She has always been hot. oh and post more pics of her in the future.
18. Zee Brat - March 23, 2009 4:25 PM
I like that she's finally as anorexic as Lohan and NOW you think she's hot. Classy.
19. chupacabra - March 23, 2009 4:25 PM
Damn, I would kill for those legs! You go on girlfriend!
20. lizzy - March 23, 2009 4:28 PM
wow check out those legs!!!!! she looks fantastic, LOVE her dress, shoes and hair! good for her!
21. Guest - March 23, 2009 4:31 PM
She always looks fantastic!!
<3
22. BB - March 23, 2009 4:34 PM
I do love her...minus the chin...that thing is HUGE!
23. Deacon Jones - March 23, 2009 4:41 PM
Is anyone else REALLY digging that asian chick's ass in the Modcloth.com ad above???
24. Richard McBeef - March 23, 2009 4:44 PM
When i read the headline I thought she must have gotten a head transplant. Alas, no. Not hot. Would still fuck it though.
25. Geoff - March 23, 2009 4:45 PM
Is that dress inside out?
26. Tim Gunn - March 23, 2009 4:49 PM
I love how she's considering how difficult financial times we're going through by wearing a dress made out of fabric scraps from the street and bubble gum foil wrap all held together with the magic of a glue gun. That's what I call recycling.
27. Parker - March 23, 2009 4:50 PM
The only use I'd have for Reese Witherspoons would be as a fill-in for those rare nights when I wasn't buttfucking a Hollywood starlet.
I bet she giggles when you put a c**k in her a$$. That's so cute. And she'll have some cute expression to describe it too like "It tickles when you put your weenie in my bum!"
28. Jrz - March 23, 2009 5:00 PM
yeah, sure, Parker....you.....hollywood starlet..uh-huh......yeah
I like how you're not shy to say buttfuck, but you won't spell out cock or ass.
29. casualencounters.com/blog/ - March 23, 2009 5:01 PM
Normally she looks like a Pekinese. This is probably the first picture I've seen of her that doesn't make me want to dropkick her off the Golden Gate bridge.
30. farty mcshitface - March 23, 2009 5:02 PM
hot for reese witherspoon isn't really saying much. scrawny legs and her big chin are not a turn on. she seems like a nice person but, i'd definitely not fuck her.
31. Pablo - March 23, 2009 5:02 PM
Forget her. Get ready to blow. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/23/cindy-crawford-naked-and_n_178171.html
32. Mr Hobbes - March 23, 2009 5:09 PM
I've always thought she was smoking hot
33. alex reager - March 23, 2009 5:17 PM
23--you are right on. I thought I was the only one that noticed the "Live Long and Prosper" moment in picture 1.
It got me hot and I'm not a Trekkie.
34. mikeock - March 23, 2009 5:17 PM
Not bad at all, but that witch's chin still skeeves me. Her profile makes her look like she's about to have a house fall on her.
35. Frank N Stein - March 23, 2009 5:35 PM
She's hiding a hot rack. I guess this is G rated after all.
36. wet newspaper - March 23, 2009 6:44 PM
She looks gorgeous. That dress is stunning
37. Tom K - March 23, 2009 6:50 PM
She is learning from Rihanna if your forehead is the size of a Buick cover it the fuck up. It's the first time I can see her face with out that massive forehead as a distraction! Looking good Reese!
38. FRIST!!! - March 23, 2009 6:55 PM
I like her cause she invented peanut butter cups..
39. Adri - March 23, 2009 7:13 PM
great body but SHE NEEDS TO SHAVE THAT CHIN DOWN!
40. Nathiest - March 23, 2009 7:34 PM
"Reese Witherspoon looking uncharacteristially hot"
Yeah you know...for the kids.
41. 1moreidiotintheworld - March 23, 2009 7:50 PM
any bitch can look hot after the hollywood treatment from the army of fashion and makeup gurus spend hours on her........... It all matters what she looks like in bed next to you in the morning.......
42. Sberl - March 23, 2009 8:14 PM
Balenciaga
A Line Platform Pump
$1,045.00
enough said.
l'd lick those shoes.
43. R2-D2 - March 23, 2009 8:30 PM
Beep! full of shit!
44. R2-D2 - March 23, 2009 8:37 PM
Boop! When!? Cheap full of shit!?
45. sexyrich - March 23, 2009 8:39 PM
I seldom see her news if without the breaking news on NY MAGAZINE, it is reported her dati ng profile is found on".C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M" by her fan.
46. RaraAvis - March 23, 2009 9:03 PM
Love the dress and especially the shoes. Live long and prosper, girlfriend.
47. Gary D'ellabate - March 23, 2009 10:33 PM
Reeses
48. DG - March 23, 2009 10:50 PM
She is a skank with a freakshow chin and not that good looking. I could bang a girl in Argentina that is hotter for 50 bucks.
49. jooooo - March 23, 2009 10:55 PM
Beautiful girl
50. Cartman - March 23, 2009 11:38 PM
She's gorgeous. I'd love to have her babies.
51. Poop Eater - March 24, 2009 12:54 AM
I was going to post something funny, then I read number 3. You sir are a genius!
"I'd bang her so hard she'll fly over her handlebars and break her collarbone. "
52. gerard Vandenberg - March 24, 2009 1:24 AM
I wonder: THERE IS ONE SIZE OF SHOES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY, folks?
53. Da Man - March 24, 2009 2:41 AM
See Reese, underneath that boring rich suburban housewife mother bullshit you're still a hot babe. Doesn't matter that you displayed the hotness at a cartoon event, the point is Da Man would still tap that ass. Two times. Well done, missy.
PS: Reese Witherspoon if you're still lactating from the last birth Da Man is hungry it's time to step up to this!
54. Gary D'ellabate - March 24, 2009 3:40 AM
Reeses
55. doug - March 24, 2009 3:46 AM
that chin just ruins it imo, scary looking and unattractive to say the least
she may be ok from the waist down..........no scratch that, she's had 2 (?) kids, it'll be bad no matter what
my former next door neighbour, a now dentist, formerly alcoholic/junkie from nashville claims to have been her first, said she was a freak
with a face like that you would have to be
yeh, i'm a bitch
56. Blah - March 24, 2009 4:27 AM
She's just a "wisp of a girl" isn't she? I never realized she was so petite. Her body looks great, and I LOVE her hair, but her face is just a little too strange looking. Espc that damn pointy big chin of hers. Overall I give her a 7 at best :)
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58. angelie - March 24, 2009 5:34 AM
In here Reese Witherspoon is so gorgeous..plus the wow long legs and a pair of legs. But sometimes we have also to choose what kind of dress we should wear on a right occasion.
All in all, she's absolutely adorable...!!!
59. Sickitten - March 24, 2009 10:01 AM
She needs to take a SAWZALL to that chin. She got it from her Mom. Know someone with this chin and even her great-nieces got it too. It's a hard gene to conquer. Remember that. That chin can last for generations!
60. Sickitten - March 24, 2009 10:09 AM
Only a dumb guy would breed with a woman with that big a chin. Did he ever figure his kids are going to inherit it? No. That's why he's dumb.
61. jojo - March 24, 2009 12:00 PM
Love the girl - HATE the dress. Looks like it came from Mork & Mindy! It does not do a thing for her figure.
62. spellingnazi - March 24, 2009 3:34 PM
Here's the "C" you forgot.
63. Fuck U - March 24, 2009 3:53 PM
That bitchs' face is fucked up
64. SBERL - March 24, 2009 4:34 PM
NO.... seriously, #43. I wouldn't just lick those shoes, I'd probably have sex with those shoes.
65. vhed - March 26, 2009 3:27 AM
^ Get a grip man. The girl looks like she just stepped out of Auschwitz and you're acting like a Nazi that hasn't eaten in 3 hours.
Man she is a dog. Stupid mouth and toothpick legs. DISGUSTING.
66. heidi - April 12, 2009 8:15 AM
YOU PEOPLE ARE UGLY THAT'S WHY YOU'RE JEALOUS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH HER CHIN, SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I'VE EVER SEEN TO TELL THE TRUTH, SO STOP HATING ON HER BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE HER LIFE, HER LOOKS OR HER GORGEOUS MEN.
67. heidi - April 12, 2009 8:15 AM
YOU PEOPLE ARE UGLY THAT'S WHY YOU'RE JEALOUS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH HER CHIN, SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I'VE EVER SEEN TO TELL THE TRUTH, SO STOP HATING ON HER BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE HER LIFE, HER LOOKS OR HER GORGEOUS MEN.