Mar 3 2009Pete Wentz: 'Someone is going to murder me'

Suck my wee penis FIRST you fucking stinking cunts

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D......BAG

Later, he explained "they're always after me lucky charms."

#2 Stop trolling me Nero!

Where's VH1? Someone put a camera on this Munchkin! 24/7 we need footage..

Please folks! Stop trolling me! You'll know whether it's me or not!

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Nobody is going to murder Suckfest Wentz. That only happens to good musicians.

I would never put comments with caps on! Unless you're really deaf ofcourse!

How many people ring the doorbell and wait at the front door to murder someone? What a moron. If he's murdered by someone he knows, it more likely to happen during an argument that escalates, for instance, if he were to discover that his father-in-law had been having incestuous relations with his two daughters and then decided to confront the father-in-law about it or if he were in a band and fought with his bandmates about their long, pretentious song titles and misguided emo fashion.

Good lord I hope he's right.

Damn! Why am i always on the wrong site?!

Someone is going to murder him?

Is it me? Oh man, I hope it's me....

I ahte reality shows...but if there was one called PETE WENTZ: SOMEONE WANTS TO MURDER ME not only would I watch it....I would want to be ON it!
It would be like CLUE! Everyone would have their weapon and their motive and we could all stalk around the Wentz house trying to kill Pete. Thats good shit right there! Are you listenin', VH1???

Relax, Pete. We're not going to kill you. It'll just be more of the usual: flushing your head in the toilet, wedgie, locking you in a locker. You know, stuff we've done to you all your life. Don't start getting all dramatic about it.

My power is the electronic power! Other imaginable primitive powers are to primitive to me.Is this a Peter Wentz post?

Look its ryan ross from panic at the disco..maybe theyll knock each other off. cross your fingers.

It's Norman Wisdom!

I'm getting more and more bugs jumping on my back.Please jump out Peter Wentz!

This dude is such a pit-stain. I wouldn't even care if he turned out to be right.

Next! Booring!

That little dude is either seeking attention or should be seeking some mental help. He used to be convinced he would kill someone??? That is messed up.

I'll guess Pete Wentz is lucky this time. . . It causes too much. . . Still i stay to my first opinion,that's my right!

#11 Tell that to Rebecca Shaeffer, who answered her door only to be shot by an obsessive fan. Celebrities attract a lot of nutobs who have no connection to them other than their delusions - - and so do lame-o's like Wentz!

Is Pete Wentz wearing pants from K-fed's kid's fashion line?

No, what's messed up is dressing like a 19th century London 8 year old cockney boy.

Is it me or has Ashlee Simpson gotten more attractive since she squeezed out that little Wentz?

11 and 15, you are the voices of Reason.

How sad we laugh at the very serious psychotic episodes of this schizophrenic--someone get him help, you assholes! : )

Pete Wentz is a narcissistic c*nt.

#16, that was hilarious.

Why the fuck do this douchebag's pant's always look like they're falling off? It's almost like those Megan Fox pics, but in a really bad way. What a pillow biter...

It's gonna be a break dancer from the eighties, possibly Ozone. He'll devise a way to rip a time portal, and come steal his ridiculous sneakers back. It's the only way to save the dance studio and win back Kelley's love. Turbo, who is now evil, will find out about Ozone's plan, hijack the time portal, and try to kill that bitch Peter before Ozone can get to him. They'll both arrive about the same time, and have a Dance off till someone gets "Served to Death". The winner will Deal with Peter. I wont give away the ending, you'll have to wait till it hits theatres. I will however tell you the working title..Breakin' Four, Killer at the Door.

See you at the movies.

Sooooo, someone please tell me: are Pete Wentz's little elf legs about 4 inches long? (which is quite long enough to keep his dick from dragging on the ground...) But, if he is an elf, how come his shoes don't curl up at the toes? Wait, he's got the Jaunty Cap and the Proper Bow Tie, so maybe he's actually a leprechaun...
Or because of his emo "dark thoughts", perhaps a troll...

Anyhow, it's a great look for him.

I would love to take that little midget and stick him on my dick. I would lift him up and screw him while his little legs dangled by my knees..

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Douche, douche, douche, Douche of Earl he is.

Styles his hair? Check.

Wears a wool snap-brim cap to hide his Flock-of-Seagulls hairstyle? Check.

Wears a plaid bowtie? In public? Check.

Wears a pair of platform sneakers just to appear "somewhat shorter" than everyone else? Check.

Wears his too-tight jeans with half his ass exposed? Check.

Plays man-grab with his leather jacketed don't-I-look-like-an-80's-gay-British-rock-star buddy? Check.

Is married to anyone from Texas? Check.

Oh, yeah, Pete. You're meat. You don't need to be a member of GLBT to know that! But here's a little secret you don't know: You *are* a member of GLBT. Next time you go into the closet, just reach into your pocket of your too tight, too low jeans, and your membership card will magically appear. What's sad is that your no-talent, I-got-way-less-looks-than-my-sister-Jessica-so-I'll-do-anything-include-getting-knocked-up-by-a-closeted-homo-in-order-to-get-some-facetime "wife" is too stupid to know.

Apologies to any of my gay friends who might be offended by being mentioned in the same post with both Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. It's your burden in life, apparently.

Another toolbag that voted for Barack Obama. I watched his MTV "public service" announcement about how great Obama was.

I've noticed a pattern. Have you?

Is it just me or could this asshole take a shit without even pulling his pants down and not make a mess?

"I've noticed a pattern. Have you?"

Yeah - conservatives are sore losers.

I'd kill him if he was my husband.....dressing like that....he looks like a god damn fool.

Is it just me, or is he wearing Back to the Future 2 Nike Air 2015 Kicks?

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I'd like to rip those pants up to his fucking nipples and make him squeal like someone just jacked him with a corn cob. He's the little bitch of that family. Ashlee has more balls than he does. Pull up your pants you little simp, son.

Fucking fruit loop cheerio boy! What a queer ...

I'd like to rip those pants up to his fucking nipples and make him squeal like someone just jacked him with a corn cob. He's the little bitch of that family. Ashlee has more balls than he does. Pull up your pants you little simp, son.

Fucking fruit loop cheerio boy! What a queer ...

LMAO @16

He looks like Frodo Baggin's smaller, less manly friend. Their child is going to be a midget.

lmao i'd be afraid of being murdered if i were him too. and i like fall out boy haah

looks like ashley just gave little pete an atomic wedgie. and by the looks of it, he enjoyed it.

Yeah Pete, they're called the Fashion Police. They're coming to get you.

RUN DICK RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!

Sweet jeans Pete, must be easy wearing denim that tight with your baby dick. I love how the bassist of FOB tries to act and get press like he's the lead man.

Yawn. Pete needs attention.

Someone's going to murder him? All I can ask is, when?

RYAN ROSS RYAN ROSS RYAN ROSS cheated on his girlfriend Keltie Colleen with Pete Wentz. true story. (the leather jacket friend)

@26 HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think he is.

Someone already murdered him, when they pumped his ass full of HIV-infected semen.

I really hope this stupid fagot emo shit just goes away with his stupid emo wife. I guess you can see that I think Emos are all gay...........

Death Of A Paranoid Faggot

Act I Scene I - Pete at home locked behind door....
Stranger: (knock-knock-knock) Helloooo.... any faggots home?
Pete: Go away! I won't open up!
Stranger: I'll HUFF and I'll PUFF and I'll blow your cock in!!!!!
Pete: Reallllyyy??!! (opens door) I'd love my cock su..
BOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete:(gurgling through blasted away face) Ahhhgh.......... (dies)
Stranger: Stupid fucking moron... (wipes blood and brains off gun, leaves)
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For heaven's sake, you're not important enough for anyone to bother murdering you; get over it!

Who gives a damn! Like this shit is even worth gossiping about.
But what is worth gossiping about is Pete's muffin top. What's that about? Trying to attract other homosexual men? I'd kick him in the pants if I were walking behind him. "Pull ya fuckin' pants up, d00d!"

Who does that idiot cocksucker think he is, Buster Brown?

He looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island. "Look! De plene, de plene."

LOL @ 'idiot cocksucker'!

PETE WENTZ = BAG OF DOUCHE!

I hope he gets random people heckling from their cars as they see him walking down the street... "DOUCHBAAAAGGGgggg!"
"Cocksuckkkaaa!!"
"Girl's Blouseee!"

Having said all that though.... and just quietly..

I'd still hit it. :P

asslee has nasty fat legs

I like two cherries on a string hanging out of his pocket. this guy is 100% gay. look at ashley's happy face. she knows she is married to a gay guy. and she knows that we know

pete wentz is a tool and so is ashlee simpson. i dont think i can ever get over her SNL fiasco

.........................AND JUSTICE FOR ALL, folks!!

" Pete Wentz: 'Someone is going to murder me' "

Hey Fudgepacker...tell them to fucking get on with it, already. We're getting tired of waiting.

PS: Then I'll bone your old lady (assuming she can prove to me that she's still got an immune system after letting you touch her goodies).

PPS: By the way, if "they" let us down and neglect to pop a cap in your ear, at least try to cowboy up a bit. You're an embarassment!

Hey #72...

Ashley's happy because Little Peter doesn't ask her to suck his little peter.

Eeewwwwwwww...

I think he's just using "murder' as a euphemismfro "lots of penises in my anus".

I feel like slapping him just for wearing that stupid outfit. The dumb hat and the bowtie are bad enough, but why the hell does he always wear his pants that way?

Ashlee looks beautiful as a redhead.

what a shit stain

Every time I look at that little munchkin, I can't stop laughing. Someone actually screws him voluntarily.

I volunteer to do it.

I NEED A PETE WENTZ TO REPLACE MY STOLEN LAWN JOCKEY.

I hate this fucking chimp.

I hate this fucking chimp.