Mar 5 2009Paris Hilton's boyfriend is suave
Here's Doug Reinhardt slipping Paris Hilton the tongue last night which is probably one of the worst, if not itchiest, decisions of his life. Not counting later that evening when he thought to himself "But if I wear a condom, then I won't feel anything...." How is this guy not on the space program? Look alive, NASA.
NOTE: Upskirt shot for anyone who doesn't value their eyesight. Oh, hey, Doug.
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. pooop - March 5, 2009 4:19 PM
pee and poop
2. Matthew - March 5, 2009 4:19 PM
FIRST!!!
3. Matthew - March 5, 2009 4:19 PM
FIRST!!!
4. LAST! - March 5, 2009 4:20 PM
LAST!
5. oh - March 5, 2009 4:20 PM
no!
6. oh - March 5, 2009 4:20 PM
no!
7. Megan - March 5, 2009 4:20 PM
How was this last night? She get extensions again or is that a wig? Weird.
8. Lowlands - March 5, 2009 4:23 PM
He shows good manners! At least he isn't pushing his hand between her legs at the same time.
9. Randal - March 5, 2009 4:25 PM
We've all known what a flirt and a doll Paris is for a long time. This is no surprise as her gaze casts a magical spell on all who look at her beauty.
Randal
10. princess gracey - March 5, 2009 4:27 PM
I love that her fashion decisions usually involve some kind of demented Tinkerbell look.
In this installment, Tinkerbell gets tongued.
11. tim - March 5, 2009 4:27 PM
Nice upskirt shot. On her thigh there should be a "Congestion Ahead" sign.
12. Sauron - March 5, 2009 4:28 PM
#8 He isn't doing that because she's his girlfriend.With wives it's a whole different story. . .
13. princess gracey - March 5, 2009 4:32 PM
Hey Tim:
How about
"Wrong Way"
or
"Yield to Pedestrians"?
14. phoring - March 5, 2009 4:35 PM
What are these guys thinking? ... n/m
15. Rachel - March 5, 2009 4:36 PM
I'm gonna be sick
16. First Time - March 5, 2009 4:38 PM
I guess he wants to drive that ugly pink car of her too.
17. Nero - March 5, 2009 4:38 PM
I'm turned on! Pliers!
18. Darth - March 5, 2009 4:42 PM
I bet he's keeping a careful eye on her purse at the same time!
19. weaselspeed - March 5, 2009 4:44 PM
so she wanted to fuck an average looking handsome guy.
Or hes doing it as a bet.
He looks like an ogre in picture no. 6
20. RD - March 5, 2009 4:45 PM
I need several showers & a good eyeball bleaching after viewing those shots.
21. Savalas - March 5, 2009 4:53 PM
Atta boy, Porky McFingers!
22. Jennyjenjen - March 5, 2009 4:59 PM
This picture reminds me of the time Val Kilmer was photographed desperatly trying to tongue Paris in a hotel hallway. I still haven't recovered from the trauma of that... The image is burned in my brain, it wakes me in a cold sweat.
23. Valerie - March 5, 2009 5:07 PM
HAHA! This post made me laugh, the title and the first picture just go perfectly. Nice.
24. Valerie - March 5, 2009 5:09 PM
OH OH! YES! She took my advice and is wearing stockings. Her legs look better already.
25. sallywang - March 5, 2009 5:12 PM
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26. g_girl - March 5, 2009 5:24 PM
fuck you spammer, go die!
ps paris has a nasty face
27. priscilla - March 5, 2009 5:26 PM
I don't understand. He must WANT herpes, or he already has it.
28. monk - March 5, 2009 5:26 PM
The BIG question is what is the right hand doing?????? I wonder.....................Keep diggin brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. feckless - March 5, 2009 5:35 PM
@17 lol was it the dirty knuckles (mechanic? Discount Tires?) or the PDA?
30. sam - March 5, 2009 5:50 PM
I am far from an expert on fashion, but even I know better than to emulate Aubrey O'Day (or whatever her name is), the high priestess of headbandedness.
31. Cartman - March 5, 2009 5:56 PM
She looks like a goddamn hippie.
32. Valkyrie - March 5, 2009 5:57 PM
man, that first picture just looks gross. Some people look hot when they make out... she looks like she hasnt received the first part of her payment yet and he looks like he's waiting for the roofies to kick in.
ROOFIES = CORPSE LIKE SEX!!
33. robert - March 5, 2009 6:17 PM
For women, love is blind... For men, love is darn right brainless.
34. robert - March 5, 2009 6:21 PM
Paris is a waling petri dish. Forget the condom, you would need a HASMAT suit.
35. farty mcshitface - March 5, 2009 6:30 PM
i don't think they make tongue condoms- do they? #34 you are right- a hazmat suit is needed.
what about the eye and brain transplants he will need after he realizes what horrible things he's done.
therapy can't fix that shit.
36. farty mcshitface - March 5, 2009 6:33 PM
in picture #4 you can see she's already developing on old womans neck. in another 2 yrs- she have a full-blown turkey neck for sure.
37. SOS - March 5, 2009 6:50 PM
gah DAMN he's hot!
38. Allen's Woody - March 5, 2009 6:51 PM
Obviously the guy's not disease-free to begin with so why should it matter that he fuck around with Princess Rancid here.
39. 1 MILF Hunter - March 5, 2009 6:51 PM
Smooth operator. Hope he has plenty of antibiotics.
40. bitchfit - March 5, 2009 7:02 PM
No Paris post is complete without an up-skirt shot. Bravo!
41. Tom K - March 5, 2009 7:32 PM
This whore gets classier everyday!!!!!!!! Paris Hilton for President in 2012! America is so twisted I can see that happening!
42. Avon - March 5, 2009 7:46 PM
Paris is just an old smell.
43. Avon - March 5, 2009 7:50 PM
# 41 - Tom K
A lot of people, like Nostradamus and the Mayas, think that the world is going to end in 2012, so let us pray that she does not run for President in 2012 and seal all our fate.
44. bah - March 5, 2009 8:40 PM
I think this girl is never angry.
45. Nate - March 5, 2009 9:49 PM
WTF......anyone else notice that Paris has a stink eye?? What a retarded looking bitch. She looks like a fucking bird
46. NightHawk - March 5, 2009 9:55 PM
He may as well be licking a bike tire, this ones been ridden a few times, to say the least, LOL
47. joho777 - March 5, 2009 10:21 PM
I wonder if he realizes that he is giving a blow job to every guy Paris has ever met.
And that includes all the guards who were on-duty at the LA County Sheriffs Jail a year or so ago where Paris spent a memorable 2 hours.
48. ROFL - March 5, 2009 10:39 PM
WTF is wrong with men nowadays..??
Does Doug Reinhardt not know this b!tch has Herpes {and God only knows what else!}..?
Does he just not care..?
Eeesh!
LoL@ #9 - Randal.."This is no surprise as her gaze casts a magical spell on all who look at her beauty"
Yeah..OK.
Beauty..? {if you prefer gazing on a female who's "tranny like"..with size 12 1/2 feet.
As usual..She just spreads her legs..rofl.
And guys forget about STD..
God gave "most" men Two heads..and blood only enough to use One.
Sad..
49. JOanne - March 5, 2009 11:36 PM
I'd let him kiss me even though he tastes like herpes...err... I mean Paris.
50. . - March 6, 2009 12:03 AM
SHES a whore? This guy has been with Amanda Bynes, Lauren Conrad AND Paris Hilton in like the last year. Hes the biggest skank in hollywood. Nasty, disease ridden, famewhoring, golddigging, man whore.
51. Cartman - March 6, 2009 4:21 AM
Holy fuck, I am the most hetero guy on the fucking planet and lip contact with the Herpe monster? Holy fuck! Run brother, run!!!!!!
52. Grace k - March 6, 2009 6:08 AM
she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on _____Tallmingle.com_____ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!
53. Grace k - March 6, 2009 6:09 AM
she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive ____Wealthydater.com_____ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!
54. daniel - March 6, 2009 8:05 AM
she is so romantic!!!
55. ishi-san - March 6, 2009 9:17 AM
1. Did she run out of men that she has to take this one now?
2. Aren't they making out in front of the camera on purpose, given the door of the car is open? And what does that tell us? Didn't she say that she & Benji were just 'on a break'????
56. RichPort's Ghost - March 6, 2009 9:46 AM
Wonky wonk wonk...
57. Valerie - March 6, 2009 9:50 AM
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And yes, I am the real Valerie.
58. J-Dizzle - March 6, 2009 10:33 AM
#9
Randal you're an ASSHAT.
That is all
59. sin - March 6, 2009 1:30 PM
Wonder what number he will be at the free clinic to get his shots?
60. Blah Girls - March 6, 2009 2:02 PM
She turns every guy she dates into such a scumball!
61. mcSkinny - March 6, 2009 2:02 PM
::: Sucking face will make u SKINNY :::
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www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
62. Blah Girls - March 6, 2009 2:02 PM
She turns every guy she dates into such a scumball!
63. Exterminator - March 6, 2009 3:36 PM
Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
64. stickit - March 6, 2009 7:48 PM
i wouldn't fuck her with your dick
65. Barry O - March 7, 2009 1:45 AM
The guy has to be gay. Besides his look, making out w/ her is like felching a gay gangbang ass creampie.
66. kdizz - March 7, 2009 5:30 AM
in case you havent noticed, people actually like to see up paris' skirt and see her being slutty.. why do you dog on her all the time?
who wouldn't hit it, besides you? raise your lying hands!
67. HEYTHISISME - March 7, 2009 7:27 AM
MY FAVORITE WHITE GIRL!!!!
68. Anon-E-Mouse - March 7, 2009 8:21 AM
Ugh! I think I'm going to be sick.
69. Belen - March 7, 2009 8:48 AM
Oseaa qee es feaa esta weoona.....t lo juroo !!
70. el ces - March 7, 2009 4:41 PM
Yes, please!
One more sextape before she's 30.
A Night in Paris #2: Wonky Eye's Revenge.
*dramatic theme*
71. Sofia - March 9, 2009 1:44 AM
check here for Paris' outfit inspiration:
http://www.oksana-blog.com/article/photos-oksana-avec-la-cicciolina-dans-une-limousine
72. Basma - July 26, 2009 7:20 AM
sorry that she left Doug he was such a cool guy... I think he wud make an honest b/f!