The Superficial - Paris Hilton's boyfriend, a moment of your time?

1. Snaggletooth - March 30, 2009 2:15 PM

Terd

2. john mayer shaved my balls - March 30, 2009 2:17 PM

skank

3. Chasey - March 30, 2009 2:19 PM

What is she wearing? Have her lower bits sprouted and need to be covered in a type of reverse doggy-cone to keep her from licking her from licking?

4. Richard McBeef - March 30, 2009 2:20 PM

now i remember why i wouldn't fuck her.

5. AteIsEnough - March 30, 2009 2:21 PM

Check out the huge herpes outbreak on his upper lip! That's frickin' funny!!

6. Pico - March 30, 2009 2:22 PM

Is it just me or does anyone see a red suspicious sore forming on the top of that guys lip...

7. herpesss - March 30, 2009 2:23 PM

ha ha they haven't even been together for a month and he already has herpes! stupid douche

8. Andrea - March 30, 2009 2:24 PM

In the kissing pics she looks a little bored but then in the full-on paps shots she looks orgasmic.

9. GuyHolly - March 30, 2009 2:24 PM

Hey dude.. the only way you get money from a porno is to ACTUALLY fuck the beast.

10. groan - March 30, 2009 2:26 PM

It's adorable, apparently she calls him her "Valiant Rex"!!! Or just Val't Rex for short.

11. Zanna - March 30, 2009 2:26 PM

@9 and the money you make, you end up spending on co-payments for the clinic and VALTREX

12. Mr. Jones - March 30, 2009 2:27 PM

Folks, he might've had herpes from a previous relationship. I think it's great when people mix up their diseases from former lives. It's like a herpes Brady Bunch.

13. Jim Lahey - March 30, 2009 2:28 PM

Pic 8. One of her eyes (the right one) is looking at the camera, the other is looking at?

God she's ugly!

14. Rough Daddy - March 30, 2009 2:28 PM

lol, why not! he figure Paris is very fickle, he'd probably has a few days left before he gets dump...

15. Jrz - March 30, 2009 2:35 PM

I think I hate him more than her.

16. jellyroll - March 30, 2009 2:36 PM

@ #3: thank you! what the fuck is that? it's like a kleenex box pulled over her hips. but it's only visible from certain angles. front-view: box. side-view: no box. another illusion of the paris hilton crotch mirage...
and yeah, that wonky eye has been pesterin me for years, and people don't talk about it nearly enough. the promiscuity and poor language skills are one thing, the cast eye is another entirely.

17. mike - March 30, 2009 2:37 PM

All I know is that in previous pictures she's been caught itching her butthole, and now he shows up with a sore on his lip.

18. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 30, 2009 2:43 PM

Where's my smooth babe!?

19. Dr Phowstus - March 30, 2009 2:46 PM

There's a guy who's fingers are gonna look like spent matchsticks if he keeps that up.

20. The Music Elitist - March 30, 2009 2:48 PM

Is it possible to get hand herpes?

21. havoc - March 30, 2009 2:54 PM

Send a bottle of bleach to his table. Put it on my tab....

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22. Guy - March 30, 2009 3:09 PM

I didn't know ladies crotches were to the right of their body.

23. Deacon Jones - March 30, 2009 3:12 PM

TMZ is running a blow up of his herpes, ha.

Fucking ALREADY man? *horf*

What's worse about this pic, him getting one already, or Paris kissing him with it on camera?

Fucking A...

24. Sickitten - March 30, 2009 3:17 PM

ENOUGH! Enough of this parrot beaked chickenhead! Her head is looking even smaller as her body widens with age. UNEDUCATED TWAT NOTHING who is doing squat with her life. What's her next act? Taking out her FAKE BLUE CONTACTS and wearing her hair as the blah brown color it really is?

A new nosejob? She used to have a bigger ginzo nose. Has anyone seen those pics of her as a kid?

25. Lain - March 30, 2009 3:23 PM

Can he look any more douche-y?

26. Dr Phowstus - March 30, 2009 3:35 PM

Him being proud of boning her is like Columbus being proud of discovering America... thousands of people had been there for YEARS...

27. Angry Beaver - March 30, 2009 3:53 PM

Ewww....I'm not going to get herpes by looking at pictures of Paris, am I? Bad touch, bad touch!

28. Sauron - March 30, 2009 3:56 PM

Aww! This looks very romantic! They should be dressed in light blue and pink colors!

29. Darth - March 30, 2009 4:02 PM

Looks like Doug Reinhardt grabs her really hard from behind ! Her hips have turned square! However,i don't see the handles!

30. Yikes - March 30, 2009 4:03 PM

With the what probably amounts to miles of cock she's had in her mouth, no effing way I'd let her stuck her tongue in my mouth.

I still fukc the bejeezus out of her though!!

31. Rhialto - March 30, 2009 4:07 PM

Huge wallet! What's next!? A massive bank safe!?

32. sam - March 30, 2009 4:15 PM

#16 - I too am confused by this dress. Why would anyone wear something that looks like it has boxes stuffed in the sides? Maybe she has a couple of flasks of booze stashed in there?

Also, look at the last picture. It looks like there is a hole in the center seam in a convenient location. Convenient, as in he can fuck her without having to expose her scabby crotch.

I think I am going to be sick now.

33. becky - March 30, 2009 4:26 PM

Looks like he caught her cold sore! Herpes-ho!!!

34. NY Ted - March 30, 2009 4:30 PM

Have either of these LOSERS ever worked a day in their lives....???

NO...I didn't think so!

It's all about the CA$H for this guy...who ever the fuck he is!

35. el ces - March 30, 2009 4:40 PM

Argh!

That lucky luck-having bastard!

36. ishi-san - March 30, 2009 5:19 PM

This guy is the worst of all the guys she EVER had! My god he must be dumb!!!

37. I call 'em as I see 'em - March 30, 2009 5:21 PM

#32 OMG you are right! The skirt definitely has some sort of "Crotch Pocket", plus mysterious waist squarers, AND it's fuzzy.
I've always surmised that Paris might be a closet "Furry"; this is some mighty damning evidence...
I wonder what HE dresses up as. Probably her.

38. ishi-san - March 30, 2009 5:21 PM

*haha and he keeps pulling her around like an idiot!

39. Billy Madison - March 30, 2009 5:33 PM

Who cares if he is grabbing her crotch. The question you should be asking is "Does he own a video-camera?" and if not maybe we should all chip in and buy him one...

40. hunnybe - March 30, 2009 6:27 PM

ewwwww that is total nastyness.These 2 skanks need 2 be quarintined asap. Wonky eyed weirdo.

41. anonymous - March 30, 2009 6:36 PM

Gross well at least now we know they both have herpes. No other woman is going to ever do him again unless they want std's.

42. wet newspaper - March 30, 2009 7:56 PM

Gross. They're both totally disgusting.

43. pixi kyll - March 30, 2009 8:07 PM

shes so rank. so fucking gross.
oh and she has a dopple ganger in australia called heather forbes.

44. La Bella Vita - March 30, 2009 8:10 PM

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HIS LIP¿¿¿ HERPES ALREADY??

45. Lindsay - March 30, 2009 8:14 PM

She is really getting uglier by the day. She looks like a tranny.

46. No one - March 30, 2009 8:18 PM

Look how orange she is next to him. Nice fake tan...

47. ishi-san - March 30, 2009 8:23 PM

@46: ....or look how piggy-pink hr is next to her

48. lo - March 30, 2009 8:24 PM

stop it with the paris hilton posts already!! i need real boobs.

49. ishi-san - March 30, 2009 8:29 PM

I like paris-posts! makes me feel good about myself.

50. jo - March 30, 2009 8:29 PM

why don't some one just stuff a horse cock up her ass and a dog cock in her mouth

51. Marketta - March 30, 2009 8:37 PM

Something about him reminds me of that Henry Rollins tune 'Liar'

Is it just me?

52. bitingontinfoil - March 30, 2009 9:21 PM

@#24: "Parrot beaked chickenhead" BWAHAHA!

53. Rosie - March 30, 2009 9:35 PM

Check out http://www.monthlyxxx.com A DVD subscription service for $10.00 a month!!! Can't beat that :)

54. ? - March 30, 2009 9:47 PM

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_the_penis_have_to_enter_fully_into_the_vagina_in_order_to_become_pregnant

55. Delgo - March 30, 2009 10:14 PM

She just looks like she's have the stalest breath.
Like an old Victorian Parlor.

56. sin - March 30, 2009 10:40 PM

Honey...Our Valtrex supply has arrived.

57. 1moreidiotintheworld - March 30, 2009 11:15 PM

Weee!!!!!!! she found another man to paw and slobber on her, and when he disolves into a giant pool of herpes germs, she will move on to find another stupid fuck with no regard for his own life!

58. ronr - March 30, 2009 11:16 PM

Nice gloves, Paris.

59. aqua2 - March 30, 2009 11:19 PM

So many haters here who probably are not as half as looking decent as her shoes.
It is a shame that you just keep doing the obnoxious rants and insults someone you don't even know and Paris has never done any harm to you.

60. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 30, 2009 11:59 PM

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

61. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 31, 2009 12:09 AM

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITTED BY PARIS HILTON & RICK HILTON AGAINST ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

THE WEB SITES BRITNEY SPEARS ASKMEN.COM, ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM., KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, & NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM ALL CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION.

THIS IS WHY PARIS HILTON'S FRIENDS FROM HER CHILDHOOD SUCH AS KIM KARDASHIAN & NICOLE RICHIE NO LONGER SPEAK WITH HER, AS THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY DISGUSTED WITH HER FEDERAL CRIMES.

WHEN PARIS HILTON'S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON'S "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY, ALREADY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE KNEW THAT I HAD BEEN ACCUSING PARIS HILTON OF LEAKING THE BIZARRE STORY IN OCTOBER 2007 IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TRY & GET MY ATTENTION.

WHY DO YOU THINK THAT HER FATHER GOT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK THE STORY. AND REMEMBER, THAT IS THE FIRST STORY TO BE BLOCKED IN THE UNITED STATES SINCE BILL CLINTON MANY YEARS AGO.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

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62. lucy - March 31, 2009 12:10 AM

kiss for lossing weight,for energy...com'on
kiss from our heros of the nation.
uniformmate.com

63. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 31, 2009 12:14 AM

DOUG REINHARDT IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR AIDING & ABATING FOR PARIS HILTON.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

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64. Angie - March 31, 2009 3:26 AM

What is up with the gloves? That is only 1 of many tacky things about Paris! Her sense of style is as bad as her acting and singing!!!

65. ctti - March 31, 2009 3:54 AM

Third picture: the dude looks like he's got a sore on his upper lip. It's a wonder he hasn't developed sores all over & fallen apart by now.

66. Rhialto - March 31, 2009 4:04 AM

Hola!

67. adaford - March 31, 2009 4:16 AM

Give yourself a chance to know, chat and date with wonderful girls or guys. Yes, there is a good place let you to do that--♥--seekbi.com--♥--.Do not forget to tell us, if you get dreamful lovers.

68. ishi-san - March 31, 2009 5:02 AM

@ BRandon M witte: If you want us to know the story than just tell us instead of letting us google it up. You look a bit like a crazy stalker though.....

69. Charley Kane - March 31, 2009 5:59 AM

Aw, isnt that cuuute! He's counting the herpes inside her mouth!

70. watzabatza - March 31, 2009 6:23 AM

whoa! that's too hot..

71. feckless - March 31, 2009 6:31 AM

Well she hasn't taken him out shopping for clothes, that's for sure.

72. lectric wholesale - March 31, 2009 7:56 AM

Poor Brimmer. That dude is grabbing your girls crotch.

73. El - March 31, 2009 8:28 AM

there is so many things wrong here ....

paris lets start with u, u are aging so nasty.
youre hair is ugly
your skin is horrid old and sun damaged and that huge mole is ewwww
the outfit is less to be desired for allong with the shoes and gloves
youre eye needs to be fixed if thats possible get it done asap
try wearing ur hair long again with classic outfits aim for a jackie o look

now for mr nobody dude u are a leech
you are not good looking you are far from it
you have hepatitis so go and die all ready
and ur gay haha

74. CakeSnifferer - March 31, 2009 8:38 AM

Man, she is looking ROUGH. I thought it was Anna Wintour in the smaller shots.

75. Smarg - March 31, 2009 9:00 AM

He's just a publicity whore, and now he's got genital herpes for life. And hey, she wants to be impregnated, so all he has to do is Federline her twice, insuring a paycheck for life from her rich family. I'd say that compensates for a nasty little infection that lasts forever.

76. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 31, 2009 10:07 AM

I have never found ehr attractive...but yee Gods! Picture 1! How freakin HOMELY!

77. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 31, 2009 10:07 AM

I have never found her attractive :yee Gods! Picture 1! How freakin HOMELY!

78. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 31, 2009 10:12 AM

Whoops...sorry bout that.

TRANNY LOOKING TWEETY BIRD BITCH!

79. JohnStark - March 31, 2009 10:14 AM

simple word for these 2 people.... TRASH!

80. dude - March 31, 2009 11:54 AM

"Anathema"? Wow i'm impressed lol ;)
Is it just me or is her ass getting bigger? Looks like she's put on 20 lbs

81. ohwow - March 31, 2009 12:00 PM

IS THAT A COLD SORE ON HIS LIP??????

82. Megan Fox Fans.Net - March 31, 2009 12:23 PM

Get a room. Preferably one I'll never step foot in.

83. n - March 31, 2009 1:01 PM

Dear Fish:

one request: june is my birthday month. i hate the swine called paris hilton. all that is "news" with her is so very lame and boring...make her disappear for one month. please. i will be patient for april and all of may...come june...i will be counting on you.

thanks my friend.

84. earn money from home - March 31, 2009 2:27 PM

Wonder how long this will last ?. I didn't really like this kid on The Hills. Something superficial about him but then again who isnt in this Town ??

85. WHo me? - March 31, 2009 6:43 PM

what the hell is she wearing? I mean, how do they allow her into the club wearing that?

86. Nabi - March 31, 2009 8:38 PM

He is a lucky guy and she is a nice girl. Without appearing to be self absorbed, Paris and a few other girls have accomplished a rather futuristic feat--conditioning the public to the sexuality of women. What would have raised a lot of eyebrows previously is now a big yawn. Really, Paris and a few others have changed the playing field in a way that previous feminists could never have hoped to. To face down the hypocritical public in this way takes a lot of guts and talent.

87. ada - March 31, 2009 11:07 PM

Give yourself a chance to know, chat and date with wonderful girls or guys. Yes, there is a good place let you to do that--♥--seekbi.com--♥--.Do not forget to tell us, if you get dreamful lovers.

88. ishi-san - April 2, 2009 11:15 AM

@ 86, yeah, I don't think you understood feminism.....

89. anastesia - April 20, 2009 11:40 AM

I don't get why Paris Hilton is trying to be a Lady Gaga. She needs to get a life