Paris Hilton ordering $280,000 diamond dashboard

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another fine example of how "down to earth" paris is.

They had no issue with installing the dildo/vibrator accessory in the driver's seat bottom, so this should be pretty simple.

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I'm expecting her to file a police report on a stolen dashboard pretty soon!

Fifth! Paris sucks cocks ... a lot ..

I want to intelligently design my dick in her abcess-encrusted anus.

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Pimp my ride.

I would hit her

I hope she crushes her face against it and heals up pretty.

xrist this site has become a complete cesspool of idiots. It's just not worth wading through the crap of the racists, spammers, binky's 9/11 drivel, and the celeb worshipping morons like mimi, to find the rare nugget of brilliance.

time for a break.

say what you want but this is one girl who has done the most with the least....

Not only is this tacky, but it is disgusting that she squanders an amount of money in one day that most people don't even make in 2-3 years. Paris Hilton is such a dumb and tacky ditz.

Sorry Sorry I need a xanex. Just just omg I'm losing it totally

I guess her Valtrex prescription wouldn't cover an entire dashboard.

Wow, this silly and useless celebustard who "didn't know that people had to work for their money" (as she once said in an interview just a few short years back) spends millions on material SHIT while I have worked with soldiers and vets who've seen people starve in their own country due to civil war, and have to go through garbage at the end of the day in hopes of finding something to eat, and this useless cooze just lives to be photographed, because there are no brains involved whatsover. She is so over-exposed that she's the neighbourhood bike, everyone's had a ride. Enough already of her !!

Its ok pOnk I will just give you a good wack

Maybe the bitch would like to pay off my $298,000 mortgage as long as she's throwing that kind of money around.

I found your Darwin joke rather amusing and stupendous. He would have surely given his approval by way of a thumbs up. Good job, lad. Cheerio and all that then. Ta ta.

THIS must be what she did with the charitable monies she was going to give to create a shelter/halfway house for women after she got out of jail. Remember that?

That is one slick ride Paris has gotten herself. Those rims are sick! It takes a big attitude to drive a car like that and Paris oozes in it. You take those diamonds out of the rough Paris and show them to the world!

Randal

Next to her, Jessica Simpson is a genius.

@19. Doubtful that Charles Darwin would give a thumbs up. Thumbs up started as a sign meaning male fertility. I am sure - even though I don't have my lab coat on - that herpes discourages fertility.More likely he would have given the Limp Dick hand signal showing that he agrees with Fish' assessment.

that's pretty fuck'in funny there fishman

I want diamonds installed in my face.

What a waste. How many families in her state are losing their homes, going hungry, and so forth. She wastes 280K on her dashboard?????? Hello way to help the people Paris you spoiled brat!!!!!

Glad to see that Paris is making a difference in the world, especially to those who need it.

What happened to that women's shelter she was going to open, after spending time in the slammer? You know, that "life changing" experience...

I agree--tacky, and I HATE pink, especially on a fucking car. Nasty!

A typical girly colored car but she can always hand me the keys for a test drive.After that we can talk about the details.

Hopefully the dumb bitch will face plant into it while rear ending Kim Kardashian in a Beverly Hills intersection. Only to pry the cars apart to find Lindsey Lohan sandwiched bewteen holding Sam's penis.....

Upon hearing the news, Britney Spears committs suicide and Rhiana beats the shit outta Stevie Wonder.

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This makes me so angry. I can barely afford to go to college & have money for rent & food. What a stupid fucking twat. HEY YOU STUPID BITCH- if you're going to squander money on retarded shiny bullshit, then why not toss a few grand to people who can't afford, say, FOOD! Goddamnmotherfuckingshit makes me want to kill.

I'm not sure if i will fit behind the steering wheel.Where's the sliding sunroof?

Mercendes just annouced that they will also be installing an airbag made of stileto spiked heels free of charge.

Mercendes just annouced that they will also be installing an airbag made of stileto spiked heels free of charge.

And this is why the terrorists hate us.

glad to see this human yeast infection is following through on her post-prison promise to lead a more productive and meaningful life.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINERS!
Paris Hilton is not a charity!
#13 Yes, dumb and tacky, but it's HER life.
#18 If you were that rich would you give your money away to a shit head like yourself just because you asked?
#26 People are losing their homes because they actually thought that a $300 payment on a $300,000 mortgage made sense.
#31 Become a dollarmenuaire...or, try ramen noodles. Worked for lots of other students.
Paris doesn't owe one thing to any of you!

#37 No she doesn't. But she is a hypocrite -- an ugly one at that. So do we really think she could be spending that money more wisely? No (primarily because she has Down's). Do we hope that someone steals it and beats her head in with it? Yes.

Glad to see going to jail has helped Paris and ktb get some perspective.

#26 Rank on Nadya Suleman who blew $100K+ on IVF and God knows how much more on I-wanna-look-like-Angeline-Jolie-plastic surgery while collecting welfare, food stamps and disability. And denying the surgery and the welfare. Meanwhile mom owes $28,00 at the bank and will lose her house - the one Nadya lives in with her 6 kids (3 disabled). I'm praying for natural selection to kick in any second. now That or a bullet or CPS.

I just lost my house. She gets diamond dash. neat.

hahah That's why I love Paris, shes oblivious to her surrondings...

Does she realize that not only does the entire fuckin' planet despise her, but if she died the planet would be a better place? Whip those children in West Africa double time! Paris Hilton needs a diamond dashboard!!! Fucking die paris.
Just die.

$280,000 could fix a lot of wonk-eyes....

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Like most of Hollywood and other celebrity-wanna-be's, if she died today, in two weeks most likely no one would think of her again.

LMAO. What a moron.

Steal the car for what..... 20 minutes, rip the dash out, leave the car.

Pretty ironic that the SUN wrote this article because thats whats going to KILL her. You see Paris, diamonds are pretty but they're also sparkly. When the sun hits them they'll fucking blind you!! Put some Armor All on your dash and see how annoying it is on a sunny day. Better hope no one coming in the other direction, you wouldnt want to kill anyone because you're a fucking rich bitch moron that got blinded, would you?

Maybe it'll look good.
Paris is setting a new trend.

LOL thanks fish, needed the laugh

When I think of the crippling student loan debt that's waiting for me at the end of grad school, this story makes...{ugh}. Maybe she'll be taken out by a carload of angsty, unemployed PhDs hopped up on "mood stabilizers" in that future car wreck the 'fish predicted. ;)

I'd fly to that shithole L.A. just to key her car.

I hope someone steals her car & trashes it after they rip out her dashboard.

aw, gawd. this bitch needs to be shoved in a puddle of aids.

oh wait...

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT.

TWAT.

CUNT.

I think she is the only white woman on earth equally hated by every race on the planet!

P.S. Superficial I hope and pray that second news story comes true, I will fly to Los Angeles just to hurl rocks at her casket as it goes by.

I think she is the only white woman on earth equally hated by every race on the planet!

P.S. Superficial I hope and pray that second news story comes true, I will fly to Los Angeles just to hurl rocks at her casket as it goes by.

This is why the rich need tax cuts! If she could only have bought $400k worth of diamonds instead, that would have created a LOT of jobs, and brought our economy back on track.

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what a disgusting piece of shit cunt stain she is. You what $280,000 does for any cause or charity. She sucks Bentley Balls!!!!

this is who obama should be taxing the shit out of.....must be nice to think that stupid shit up

More like a typical Obama celebrity supporter, which is what she is.

Dear Fishstick,

This post is, in my humble opinion, the funniest fucking post I have ever read here on the SuperFishStick or whatever you call this abortion of a mass media liberal blog fest.

You nailed it.

"crushed by diamonds", brilliant.

The Charles Darwin thing, more brilliant that the sun shining on my anus from .3 nanometers away.

Nanometers, yep, thats a word...... dawg.

it's in bad taste to spend that much for a dashboard considering the country is in recession!! usually, the "rich" will be low key and be sensitive enough instead of flaunting it. MANY lost their jobs, homes & everything they had... so it's HER way of saying "HAHAHAHA.... poor you jobless, homeless individuals. SEE, i'm better than you.. weeeeeeeeee umm...yeah definitely want that diamond studded dashboard and that new bag and that robert pattinson and that... and...my bedroom door should be made of solid gold.... and where's my new tiara?"

I can't wait for the second she's speeding down the highway and the sun glints just right off one of those sweet diamonds and blinds her sending her flying into the pacific ocean, oh sweet sweet god let it be.

Each day I practice strange and bizarre rituals to ensure that none of the Hiltons and none of the Kardashians procreate. Only through the power of my magic are these forces of evil contained to their current existances. Bow down and fear me.

She has terrible fashion sense, what is this 90s shit she's wearing

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Well, I'm glad to see that she understands the current DEPRESSION, I mean, she could've ordered say $500K of diamonds to be installed! Right?
So I mean, she understands how people are going thru rough times. Right?
And also, she's all about jobs.

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It is her version of stimulating the ecomomy. Spend it before Obama taxes it.

I love the big 'FOOD' sign right behind her head. It's ironic, millions of people can't afford 'FOOD' and it's right there in the background of her pink Bentley with it's diamond-encrusted dash.

A pink car is so gauche. Vapid Paris and her money. I prefer the image of her in that hotel room, with her eyes glowing, as she is throating that dude with the most annoying voice in the world. More money than taste.....

LOLO .. She's Crazy ..

#64 - I agree 100%! WTF is this biach thinking? Her car is so ugly... If she drives by Im gonna throw myself in front of her & then the Bentley will be mine!
The Paris Motto: F the economy!

I guess she won't have problems with parking lot attendents popping out diamonds from her dashboard, or anyone breaking into her car looking for loot.

She's going to be broke one of these days, folks. Stupid and money are very, very easily parted.

god, I hope she dies soon!

Quote by Sigh: "Not only is this tacky, but it is disgusting that she squanders an amount of money in one day that most people don't even make in 2-3 years. "

And the fact that she has to flaunt it in everybody's face when people lose their houses under their feet. I'm looking at my bank account now, and I've got $7500 to my name. She probably has jackets that cost that much.

at least she's stimulating the economy.

Really? hard to believe.
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Surely there are better things for her to waste her money. With her driving record that dash will be toast in no time.

Is anyone really surprised? Come on, it's Paris Hilton. Even SHE knows she's the biggest fucking joke in this country. This latest "news" sounds exactly like her. Way to go, Paris. Once again you prove your worth as a human being. Good job!

Please, please let someone mention that they could also diamond encrust the airbags. A front end collision would make a sparkly shrapnel laden exit of one of the most useless hypocrites on earth. Wasn't she headed to Africa to save all the orphans last year??
CaptainMorgan, the bedazzle line made me snort....you nailed it.

wasn't this cunt's inheritance cut off? I thought her personal wealth/ value dropped precipitously in 2008.

Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)

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I have a car just like that, except it's red, and the dash is encrusted with rubies. The babes love it, it gets me more tail than a rat hunter in India.

u guys are so mean & jalous. why don't u spit on travolta who got MANY planes, or on jay leno who probably own like 200 cars, or on richard brandson who despite his billion fuck people more with his virgin mobile shit, or on people who owns many properties ????? Paris has a pretty "simple" house compare to many, & she only have 3 cars ! like many people. whats wrong with u ???!?!?!?!?!

In case anyone is wondering why Trickle Down Economics doesn't work......

I'd think the Bentley dealer could have saved the company embarrassment by refusing to sell her a car to begin with. Oh, and that twat Kardashian too, even though her car wasn't painted a disgusting pink. File it under "preserving the company image" or something like that.

#89: Please don't call Kim a twat. It gives all the other twats a bad name.

280k worth of diamonds for a car that is only worth 180k fully loaded.

YOU DUMB CUNT MUSCLE.

The ghost of Charles Darwin also appeared at the scene to deliver a thumbs up before informing bystanders to "intelligently design" themselves in the anus.

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The ghost of Charles Darwin also appeared at the scene to deliver a thumbs up before informing bystanders to "intelligently design" themselves in the anus??????????????????????? LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!! How the hell do you think of things like this? .

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Wow.. I really hope she doesn't kill anyone if a diamond shines in her eyes!

Anyways, isn't there some kind of fire hazard? Like the person who's car burned in a parking lot because of a rear view mirror crystal?

Eh, who cares, someone will steal the dashboard anyways. That would be karma considering she does absolutely nothing to benefit anyone but herself with her parents' money.

I understand that paris dont have any talent and so hungry to be a star . but the only way she will be famous and will be love by people around the world is to help hungry and less furtunate children of the world since she dont know what to do with her money. Trust me paris , even jesus christ will put you to his place just like saint and you will be the star of the universe! and when you die people will remember you and keep you in thier hearts just like Lady Diana. your wax might be put inside the church instead of in a museum?

Paris Hilton killed by runaway peen is more like it.

Can the DoD please get the gps coordinates for this moron and deliver some smartbombs on her. Or just make RPG's legal and I'll do the dirty work.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. The "thumbs up" is pure genius! Thanks Fish. Hopefully the Karma police will pull her over someday and shove that pink Bentley right up her....

I THINK HER CAR IS NICE AND SHE GOT THE MONEY TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANT TO DO WITH IT. IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO THE SAME THINK AND MY MY CAR LOOK GOOD. SO DONT HATE ON HERE CAUSE SHE DOING HER THING. HER MONEY

I THINK HER CAR IS NICE AND SHE GOT THE MONEY TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANT TO DO WITH IT. IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO THE SAME THINK AND MY MY CAR LOOK GOOD. SO DONT HATE ON HERE CAUSE SHE DOING HER THING. HER MONEY

I THINK HER CAR IS NICE AND SHE GOT THE MONEY TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANT TO DO WITH IT. IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO THE SAME THINK AND MY MY CAR LOOK GOOD. SO DONT HATE ON HERE CAUSE SHE DOING HER THING. HER MONEY

#100-102 um, please check your grammar. obviously, we said it's in bad taste to flaunt things because many can't even afford FOOD!!! dumb ass.

i dont think its that big of a deal. michelle kind of has a point. sure, she could do better with it, but oh well. we all know shes a spoiled brat so why waste our time freaking out about it. personally, i think her car is cute (:

i dont think its that big of a deal. michelle kind of has a point. sure, she could do better with it, but oh well. we all know shes a spoiled brat so why waste our time freaking out about it. personally, i think her car is cute (:

i dont think its that big of a deal. michelle kind of has a point. sure, she could do better with it, but oh well. we all know shes a spoiled brat so why waste our time freaking out about it. personally, i think her car is cute (:

That is one slick ride Paris has gotten herself.i dont think its that big of a deal. I understand that paris dont have any talent and so hungry to be a star .

I have a car just like that, except it's red.But Paris is looking gorgeous.

IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO THE SAME THINK AND MY MY CAR LOOK GOOD. SO DONT HATE ON HERE CAUSE SHE DOING HER THING. HER MONEY

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