Mar 11 2009Paris Hilton in a bikini

how many sarongs does this bitch have to wear? channeling kardashian?

I almost hate my penis, but it would like to do very nasty things to that ho.

Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii

Vacationing from what...?

I know it would burn my wiener off, but I still want to nail her.
Damn you penis.
Damn you Paris.
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Wow, the fatty mcgoo who she's with needs to go ahead and hit a gym. Nice start of a spare tire :op

how can any man that has at least a little shred of self respect let himself be seen in public with this disgusting, worldly despised skank? what a douchebag...

She looks better than Britney in the previous pics.....

Big Bird ... without the feathers !!

man...she is so nonral...i dont even know what to say about that...I wish Omar from the Wire would shoot her..i just learned about him on this cool website today (click my name)

I know it's not a popular thing to say on here - but she's looking damn good!

i would twist them nipples so hard she passes out from a hard orgasm

Notice they didn't show the photos of all the marine life that washed up on shore as soon as she hit the water....

For the first time in history, they're actually going to have to add chlorine to the Pacific Ocean....

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good call covering up that pancake ass Paris.

or are the herpes sores flaring up again?

i would twist them nipples so hard she passes out from a powerful orgasm

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i would wax the FUCK out of that skinny ass...

Are those hammer bruises on her thigh?

ive always felt that she had ogre feet

Show your ass you stuck up cunt

com'on!
she's a good girl!

like we don't know the superficialettes who comment on these boards do the same things she did (or worse... or shall i say better?) on those videos...

stop attacking her!
especially the women over here... oh com'on you nasty ladies...

Ha-ha.

Even now, girls will go on and on about how much they hate that disease-infested ugly talentless slut Paris Hilton, while their boyfriends look at these pictures and get boners. Hard biological truths make women bitter.

She's a little thin, but still has a pretty decent body. Though she does have a freakishly long neck. I'd split that shit like an atom. Minus the explosive radioactive herpes.

Paris Herpes looks like a man in drag with her masculine jaw line and little tits that transsexual men get with hormone injections. She is covering her ass like Kim Kardaskank because her ass either has cellulite or it is getting too loose. When Paris gets older her underweight body is going to make her look frail and sickly. Have you ever seen an old underweight person look healthy?

This dirty whore isn't looking half bad, but that's probably just my penis talking.

She's still just like a dirty white trash whore who hit the lottery. Even though shes got money she is still low class and skanky as fuck.

I've never seen someone pose so much, except maybe Speidi. It's disturbing.

The guys that say they would hit Paris or Kim Kardashian say so because they are not getting any in the real world and these sad pathetic lonely horny men only have Rosie Palm has their sex mate lol!

She's a guy now right ?

Or her last fondling job took care of everything

she could go water skiing with those feet!

I love her turquoise necklace.

No body fat on her.

Fuckable. But ultimately you'd want more meat.

Most guys wouldn't want her as a girlfriend but they'd love to boink her once, since they're stuck with overweight girls most of the time.

She needs a good protein shake.

#31

You must be overweight yourself or desperate dude. Hot chicks don't want men with a few extra pounds or fat guys. I meet hot chicks at the gym, beach, dog park, and night spots. And I'm not talking about underweight chicks like Paris or fat induced curves like Kim Kardasshian; I'm talking about chicks with tight hot bodies and curves in the right places, but not fat induced like Kim Kardasshian and definitely not starve induced skinny like Paris.

Moron.

"SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY!"

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"I meet hot chicks at the gym, beach, dog park, and night spots."

Sounds like one of those spam ads. Or maybe a SNL skit.

#33... you don't know how to use the word 'induced'. just fyi there, buddy.

#33 get over yourself. Hot girls want guys with a fat...wallet. I'll trade looks for success any day!

she has a bikini body indeed.

Those glasses totally suck. And I am sitting here in my basement freezing my ass off, wearing long undies, jeans, socks, a shirt and sweater AND sweatshirt and hating this f***ing bitch because she is on the beach in the sun in a bikini and has such a god damn EASY frickin' life. I don't care how "hard" she says she works. People who pay her to go to parties are creatures without souls. I hope she crashes her hideous pink skank wagon and gets torn to shreds by the damn diamonds in the dashboard. And I hope her boyfriend's penis shrivels up and dies, even though I have no idea who he is... he is guilty by association.

And yes, I am feeling just a little bitter today. But even it I wasn't I would still hate this smarmy blonde bimbo whore.

#41.

That was awesome....

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If you hang out at high schools (perv) you might see plenty of girls who aren't fat. But these days, starting about halfway through college girls starting putting on the pounds. Not all of them, but definitely a large majority. It's sad. If you're in your mid-20s and you have a "curvy" girl as your girlfriend, make sure you fuck like crazy because you've got to be ready to dump her as she continues to eat the same way but exercises less and goes from curvy to lumpy. The current stats say this happens 2/3 of the time. Yikes.

"And I am sitting here in my basement freezing my ass off, wearing long undies, jeans, socks, a shirt and sweater AND sweatshirt - all of them size XXL - and hating this f***ing bitch because she is on the beach in the sun in a bikini that fits."

fixed

Let's see those inflataboobs now, bitch!

Yep - certainly IS a shit-ton of pics of the little retard

I thought women were supposed to have boobs.

Pic #10:

A question for the ladies - do you really enjoy seeing guys with their fucking shorts pulled down so you can see their pelvic bones?

I don't get these boys wanting the world to see their crotches and ass-crack. What the hell is wrong with them?

@39

I eat women like you for breakfast.

Let me do you a favor, and predict the next 20 years of your life.

In 2 years - get genital warts from that "cute guy" you met at happy hour at the beach

(cont.)

in 5 years - figure it's time to find a "rich" guy

in 7 years - after frequenting country clubs, 50-something year old happy hour hangouts, marry a prick with a Mercedes and coke problem.

in 8 years - fuck his son-in law on regular basis

in 9 years - develop drinking problem

in 12 years - develop OxyContin addiction, begin getting Botox regularly

in 15 years - your find out your husband has been fucking his secretary with the perky tits, get divorced

in 17 years - you end up getting the house in the divorce, but you're a fucking mess between the booze and pills

in 20 years - you're living with your mom, a shriveled up has been who blew thru the divorce settlement and just got her BMW repo'd. Men don't even look at you anymore and your liver is ready to fail. Take care

#39

I am a successful career woman and an over 40 hottie and even in my young days I looked for a fit handsome man who had a career. I never needed men for money. Knowledge is power and when a female has knowledge, great career, and a hot body; the world is hers!

#48

I would love to see men wear swim shorts that fit their bodies, show their thighs, and their butt. I wish the classic Ocean Pacific swim shorts would come back in style. I am tired of just seeing mens ankles at the beach. The only time I see nice tight butts and great legs is when the sufer dudes change into their wet suits or the surfer dudes are wearing tiny shorts or speedo to get a great tan.

#44 -- ...all of them size XXL ...

Not true -- I am a size 6 which is a fatty in Hollywood but in the real world considered on the slim side. But I am quite envious of her tummy, and since I have had two kids, can't remember when I last did a sit up and have neither a real or fake tan, I'm not likely to look like that in a bikini in the near future, or, well, ever.

So yeah, you are wrong about the size, but as far as the point you are making I would say you pretty well nailed it. I really, REALLY need to get out more. As do probably 99% of us wasting time here.

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#44

Just remember the media is a grand illusion. You should not base your life on the media. You should base your life based on the truth. And the truth is that if you are practicing a healthy lifestyle and are fit, then this is all that should matter. The actor Courtney Thorne Smith from the sitcom series According to Jim is a perfect example of a size 6 and she looks fabulous. People need to read and watch more non fiction.

I despise her more with each passing day.

▲▲ Note to self: Stay out of ocean until Herpes tide recedes ▲▲

@17 - I gave that bitch those bruises. That's the last time she'll spit when I tell her to swallow.

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I had a figure like Paris only because I gain most of my weight on my stomach and I suspect Paris is the same. I got sick of eating like a bird so I got tumescent lipo on my stomach. Tumscent lipo is safer because you do not need to go under. I am now healthy and all my weight goes in my breasts and butt!

First of all, PH has a great toned figure here! She does not look as underweight. I HATE when women go to the beach all made up like that. Her hair just right, sunglasses, necklace?, $100 shoes... she can take a good photo, but SHE CAN'T SWIM!

She makes that look like a lot of fun.

Paris Hilton is neither blond or blue eyed. She is a brown haired, brown eyed guidette looking thing with bad genes and big ol' feet.

you know what they say about big feet.

"#33 get over yourself. Hot girls want guys with a fat...wallet. I'll trade looks for success any day!"

HOT GIRL you are the douchebag

NO girls who are vapid idiots like you want rich UGLIES - go f' yourself. beatch! the rest of us want guys that respect their bodies and dont use their wallet to compensate for their disgusting lack of self respect.

"#33 get over yourself. Hot girls want guys with a fat...wallet. I'll trade looks for success any day!"

HOT GIRL you are the douchebag

NO girls who are vapid idiots like you want rich UGLIES - go f' yourself. beatch! the rest of us want guys that respect their bodies and dont use their wallet to compensate for their disgusting lack of self respect.

#67

I live in the OC (Corona Del Mar, CA) and I meet successful hot career chicks. They don't need my money and I don't need theirs, but we do enjoy mutal respect, great companionship, and great sex! Perhaps the bimbo type hot chicks are looking for a fat wallet and bimbo chicks are a turn off for me. Why settle for a hot bimbo chick when I can get a hot smart successful chick!

She is pouty and posing in every picture.
She is really quite taken with herself.
Quite sad, especially when you consider the reality that she is nothing but a spoiled, self indulgent, superficial brat with a big snout and no talent.

Yuck. I am sick of her and her stupid-ass insipid, monster footed, giant beaked self.

I think I can still see her vag.

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#68, right on. I live in the OC too (irvine) not lucky enough to be coastal.

#33...Deacon Jones nailed you to the wall. We have a phrase for women like you: Parasitic whore.

Is that tall,bare-chested and broad-shouldered dude still the same? He must be really a though guy because he survived several giant germ- and bug-attacks before! Immune or anti serum?!

I can't see Doug Reinhardt's tooth well! But i bet he got a neath pair of dentures now!

all of you people are so full of shit. The supposed hot guys and gals on here who try and one up each other. None of you are better than average. and if you were you'd be be busier elsewhere.

It's groundhog day in the comments on this site.

#76

I like coming on this site for amusement. I spend my work day doing technical stuff and sometimes I crave mindless worthless information that the Superficial provides. Other times I go to C-Span.com.

didnt we see this once today?

I'm sorry, but I'd totally goddamn hit it. I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god. I'd fuck her so hard that her sister would feel it.

And if it took roofies and duct tape, so be it.

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Paris,

Please GTFO of Hawai'i. KTHX.

Chicken legs!

On vacation? From WHAT?

On vacation? From WHAT?

Nice necklace, but I don't think those are pictures of the real Paris Hilton. The girl wearing the beautiful, turquoise necklace has a nice little nose, and not a giant beak like Paris Hilton.

Her knees look surprisingly nice in these.

She's trashy no doubt, but at least she keeps in shape.

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I would hit it. She could be in a morgue for 11 hours and I would pull some necrophilia. I could get erect for dead Paris no problem....is that legal?

Is Paris deformed, the way she stands it looks like she is always trying to show non-existent boobs and looks like a old sway back nag of a horse my grandpa used to own. I know she has a mental problem so guess we can add physical problem as well.

she looks better than 90%of Americans

Hetero guys think she's hot. Her personality and behavior and attitude are irrelevant to straight guys, just like with any other girl. If you hear a guy criticizing her about that (or her body), he's gay, or that sexual unicorn called the "effeminate straight man" (meaning, a HIV-magnet dude who keeps a girlfriend or wife but trolls privately for random gay encounters).

The bruises on her legs were made from some pretty large hands grabbing her as she was pounded from behind. That's not me talking, that's science.

76 ftw!

Beaky is posing again! Can you feel the self-love?

Do you think she is wearing those skirt thingies to hide the hideous herpes sores protruding out the sides of her bikini?

Skank ho or no, I'd tap that bony ass hard.

i think she looks decent . the thing that always grossed me out about her is her neck... it always looks misplaced (a little too long). as for the feet, yea, they are larger but Paris is also pretty tall so i would imagine they are proportioned right.

HOE................................................................................

Remind me again why this slag is famous.

#94

I'm 100 percent heterosexual and I am not attracted to Paris. She looks likes a transsexual with little hormone injection size 34A tits. It is bad enough that Paris is a bimbo, but since she starves herself; this has got to make her even more of a light headed ditz. Her tits are too small for me. I'll settle for perky 34B and up tits. She basically reminds me of a transsexual and I am t totally turned off by her. Paris has a masculine jaw line and a giraffe neck too.

@ 30

She's anorexic but she still has plenty of body fat. She has no muscle tone whatsoever.

Hope Whatshisface is enjoying the herpes infestation. He'll be paying for this vacay for the rest of his life.

Great abs. She must shop in the Tranny stores to find shoes for those size 12 feet of hers though.

@105
Paris trouble spot is her stomach and this is why she stays underweight. I have a figure like Paris and gain most of my weight on my stomach. If Paris sits down or wears tight binding clothes around her waist then her stomach flab will protrude like min. Look at Paris lower abdomin; you can definitely pinch an inch. I am trying to save $5000 for liposuction on my stomach because I am tired of starving myself.

You know, she DOES look a little manly, but it's hard to tell--I think her main problem is her very broad shoulders and boniness where it shouldn't be. You know, like her LEGS? I think her appeal to SOME men must be the way she carries herself. She acts like she's 10xs hotter than she actually is, and that helps her attractiveness on a primal level. I wish Fish would post more pictures of hot half-naked men, though--I need to wash my eyes out now.......

lulz at her boyfriends nipples

#92

It is an old trick us females from the itty bitty titty committee do. We stick our little tits out so guys will look and think "Wow I love the way she sticks her tits out" instead of "Wow she is flat chested!" But I stick my tits and my ass out so I have a sway back and now I have back problems, but I get attention.

#107

I don't think she appeals to men because of the way she carries herself. She appeals to some men because she is a dirty girl and she loves drugs. I've seen pics of her with that trashy Girls Gone Wild guy. She had cocaine all over her small tits. I also think gay guys like her because of her manly features.

I don't get it. Some pictures Paris has huge boobs, and then ones like these, she has got nothing. What's going on, I'm thoroughly confused.

#111

Paris wears a padded push up bra. I have small tits like Paris and I have to wear my padded push up bra tight so my tiny tits squeeze together to make cleavage. It is very uncomfortable and I only do it for pictures. I suspect Paris does the same after the paps take her picture.

nothing wrong with broad shoulders- better than having those small rounded ones that make you look like a pudding pop and dont allow for any athletic tone at all.

whether you think shes hot or not is a matter of choice. thats all.

nothing wrong with broad shoulders- better than having those small rounded ones that make you look like a pudding pop and dont allow for any athletic tone at all.

whether you think shes hot or not is a matter of choice. thats all.

The beach better watch out! Her herpes can swim!

114

Broad shoulders belong on a man or female body builder. Too bad Paris has a lot of masculine features; masculine jawline, flat chested, broad shoulders, big feet.

The necklace she's wearing is by Stella and Dot. I'm impressed she's supporting small inexpensive designers.

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but do you guys notice how when Paris is in a bikini she always or almost always has some sort of cover up on? Skirt, shorts, etc? I don't get it. Intense ingrown hairs perhaps?

She is as homely looking as they get.........................but her body is to die for!

Let's face it, we can talk shit about Paris, but she's still hot anyway.

No tits, flat ass, wide waist, man hands, feet and jawline. I guess I can see the attraction some of the closeted homos might have for paris.

Why is she covering her ass?

Long and thin, no butt, no tits, flat like plane, no pussy.... What's the fuss over such a rich ass???

#120

If this is your ideal of hot then you can have it, but I suspect most people see Paris as a rich man in drag looking self absorbed bitch with no true ambition or purpose.

Ha ha.
Fat chicks, chubbies and ghettop hoes all hate her.
Paris is fucking awesome.
Women hate her because she's wealthy, slim and beautiful.
Call me a fag but I'd fuck her into a prolapse both orifices.
Maybe gays are just sick of fat, crude American women?
Crap, I just blew my load on your face again hun

Dubya :)))

Paris is hot.

#125

Paris quit posting stuff about yourself you no talent worthless anorexic man in drag looking media whore.

she look is very beautiful.I like it.........

Paris is hot girl .....................................

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i wish paris hilton would ride/rape me.... she's so hot. stop saying nasty things about her. give her a break.

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