Mar 25 2009Octo-Mom: From the pole and into our hearts

I've pretty much steered clear of the whole Octo-Mom fiasco, but this story involves stripping which, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I'm honor-bound to post about. The National Enquirer reports:

Nadya confessed to a close pal: "I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.
"Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman's club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers."

Wow. Who's stupid enough not to realize stripping involves lap dances? Oh, right, Octo-mom. Good thing those genes are being passed on - times eight 14. That said, I can only imagine how this story ended:

OCTO-MOM: Gee, stripping is hard. If only there's an easier way to make money...
OCTO-UTERUS: Get me OUTTA HERE! I'll talk! I'll talk!

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For the good of her children, I hope this bitch dies.

Another money drain on our people.

Another money drain on our people.

On welfare....AND DRINKING STARBUCKS!
Our tax dollars at work, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Good lord. She thinks she's a celebrity. Look at how carefully she's copied the attire. Just sad.

So she really can afford $5 coffee & expensive makeup. I would seriously rethink if you are one of the people giving her money.

UGH.
She is not right.

Oh it's only a matter of time before she gives in to the porn companies.

Times 8? More like times 14.

I hate this chick. I mean...I really don't like her whatesoever.

Have they hung the fertility doctor by his balls yet?

She is the number one reason I don't watch the news anymore. Anything involving her is just blown completely out of proportion and it's not even worth the few minutes of air time.

#6: We're all giving her money. She gets government aid, not to mention that 3 of her 6 other children have special needs who receive support courtesy of the taxpayers.
Nice manicure to go with her Starbucks, by the way...

Yeah, just an F.Y.I., she has fourteen kids. Six prior to the octuplets.

Can't she at least drink gas station coffee? If she's like my wife she gets like 15 add-ins and the cost skyrockets to $9.00

This bitch needs to be committed to a mental institution. We are already taking care of her kids financially so at least let's get them to foster parents and away from this head case!

"If she's like my wife she gets like 15 add-ins"

What a slut!

#9 Jrz is right, she's squirted out 14 spawn, not just the 8.

I am SO sick of her. But then, I was sick of her the first time I laid eyes on her.

I don't like her; no sir, I don't like her.

blah blah blah

Look, she's had 14 kids and she's thinner than most of the female commenters.

It's the truth and you know it.

@10 - I heard t hey put them in a jar.

All of her children are on disability and receive over $1000 a month in cash and WIC each. That is $14,000 per month not including HER benifits. That is over $200,000 a year with what she gets. NO pole for her anymore. Didn't even need one to conceive. They will all get FREE educations too. Everybody calls her stupid but, seems to me she's smarter that all of US!

Vagina. It's not a clown car.

Let me get this straight.....she had babies, so now she's famous?
WHO CARES ABOUT HER?
And what in God's name are those nasty things attached to her ankles? She needs to wear shoes even in her sleep.

I think she's hot.

She looks like the spawn of Jeanine Garafolo and Angelina Jolie...

She had in vitro and c-sections so most of the jokes don't work.

Stupid ass french manicure, Starbucks coffee and expensive sunglasses. Where the hell does she get the $$?

She gets the money from taxpayers. At least she is assuring the survival of the species. Thanks.

#20, Faux News, there you go again...3 of her earlier 6 kids receive disability payments, as does Octomom herself. Newborns don't qualify for disability payments. Breathing into a bag might help you with your chronic hyperventilating.

Yeah, and I just read that her new house cost well over $500,000.
How does that happen?
This "celebutard" crap really irks me.
What about all the people in this country who are struggling with their mortgages who were responsible, and DIDN'T have 14 kids that they COULDN'T AFFORD?
(not to mention pay for in vitro, which goes for about $7000.00 a pop, and usually isn't covered by insurance...)
She planned this- I think that by investing in this new crop of kids AND a publicist, she figured that she'd get the endorsements and the attention that she OBVIOUSLY craves. She wanted to be a celebrity. And nowdays, the Dionne Quintuplets just aren't very unusual. She had to go for quantity, and also somehow bring Angelina Jolie's name into it, because she sells.....
I can't stand this bitch.
Those poor kids.
It's like they were created just to give their mother her 15 minutes of fame.
What happens when her quarter hour is over?
I fear for their safety,
no lie.
I believe that she is supremely unstable.

Jesus everliving fuck look at her feet!

I cant stand this mutant cunt.

Do these children have names yet?
Knowing her they're all named like Angelina (her favorite), Brad.....Brangelina, Shiloh, Maddox, Pax, the other one, Knox, Zahara....um...Lara Croft, Gia, Changeling, Wanted and um...Girl.....Interrupted.

She looks really good for just having 8 kids. I bet if she didn't look this good, she wouldn't have gone for the 8...

She looks really good for just having 8 kids. I bet if she didn't look this good, she wouldn't have gone for the 8...

32 (and 33): Not such a huge accomplishment...All 8 of those babies weighed as much as one of mine. shit.....they only weighed about a pound and half each. My son weighted 9. But you take off them clothes and I'll guarantee you there's a whole lotta bad goin on around her navel. A whole lot.

#32 - Jrz is right... I could have fit them all in my backpack... not that I would have... I mean, what are the odds of getting away with THAT more than once..?

#21- Zanna- best comment yet!!!
still laughing!
But in deference to #25, Uterus instead of Vagina.
Still laughing.

WRONG CNN. Being born pre-mature automatically qualifies you for disability for a year and then is re-evaled after that. Since the only parent is disabled, ALL the kids get a sympathy checks even if they don't get their own disability check.

Yeah, right. This flapping cunt has been proven time and again to be a liar (I'm not on welfare/I've never had plastic surgery/I got this house all by myself). She's a raging Angelina -wannabe attention whore looking for new fodder to shock Dr. Phil.

God, I've never asked you for anything big, but please, please, please, can't you make her die now? I know you don't want her any more than we do, but make the effort. Because I can name 14 people that would instantly be better off.

Fuck me man....two times on one post I've been right (#35 and #17). That's a first.

#31, yeah, but she'd probably get 'em all wrong- Malox, Knocks, Silo, TamPax, Toom Rader, Geo....

She gots a fivehead. And you know what they say...the bigger the fivehead the bigger the vuh-jie

HAHA #40!
Womb Raider Suleman

She doesn't fuck, and she has 14 kids? What a catch.44444444444444444444444teeeeeenfuccking kids?!!!! Selfish, worthless , leech. Brings out the hate in a person.

#39 - You're right Jrz.

womb raider! I didn't even think of that ! hahahahah!
excellent.....

Three times, Rich!

Everyone gather around the hateraid - there is plenty for all.

Christ, what a disgusting human being
Dropping out 8 hatchlings like some insect queen
Enough crotchlings to form a football team
Mucus-covered mewlings, inhuman screams
Crawling from the chrysalis - our horror scene

She reminds me of Angelia Jolie!!

Oh, I just got here, but Jrz's right.

Is this woman sane!?

More like Can'tgelina Nolie...

MY GOD.....FOUR TIMES!
My correctness is nearly keeping pace with Nadyia. I can be like the Octo-Mom of Being Right.

She has some nice boobs. I'm glad I moved out of California so my State taxes wont go to this nut job.

It's better to give one a quality life than several a crap life! No matter how big your own ego is! Is there any law for this!?

@29 $500k is about average for a large house in Southern California. Though, here IVF is more like $10-15K a pop.

This bitch looks like Micheal Jackson

I hope she gets cancer in her cunt

I tried to explain to my mom how my brother's ex is almost as stupid as Octomom. My mom doesn't know who that is. I envy her..

Women and kids! Something snaps in their head when it enters the kids-zone! there's a lot of insanity in this world folks! Luckily there're good and sane people as well!

Crap life for the kids means in general they become just the same asholes as the parents are!

Is there another post yet? This one's irritating..

Jrz-- you suck!!!!!!!!!!!! there that should burst your bubble.

Seriously, how much would it suck, having 13 siblings if you were the "ugly" one?

Bad genes multiplies more quick and easy than good genes!

What a useless fucking oven - fucking stunned cunt

True, Guy Holly....I may just suck...however, you're hollies have been held hostage for three years now.

It would be interesting to know what country her family is from. She acts just like a Romanian Gypsy. In fact, she would be the Gypsy Queen with all the free stuff she is scamming out of people. Her neighbors need to be warned to hide their animals before they all find their dogs gone and on Octo-Mom's dinner table.

His hollies are now pickled...

Fame whore,. look at her ugly toes.. what a FREAK!.

Fame whore,. look at her ugly toes.. what a FREAK!.

You know that 40 years ago before we had all this knowledge about treating preemies, her kids that all weigh under 3 lbs would be thrown in the garbage. Isn't great that we have advanced so much in medicine.

Jrz-- my picckled hollies may be fertile.

#44/46 You never went three times, Rich.

#54- You're right, I should have said AT LEAST $7000.00 a pop.
And I do understand about prices in SoCal. But still.

I'm irked because Octopussy didn't pay for the house, nor any of the new furnishings, etc.- they've all been donated. Why aren't we donating to our Veterans rather than this publicity whore who brought this all on herself?
If she had found herself NATURALLY pregnant with eight kids, then I'd have sympathy. BUT SHE DIDN'T. She did this.
When you do in vitro, you should have to prove that you can support the resulting kids. Just like with adoption.


COMPANIES- Please don't donate to Octopussy- give to people who really need it!-
our underpaid soldiers, whose families are barely scraping by!!!!
-or-
People laid off because of the economy!!!

And, for fuck's sake, please place those kids with someone who actually cares about them, and isn't using them to feed her own selfish ego.

Oh, yeah- 'Fish?
Thanks for not devoting lots of column space to her.
It has been such a relief to come here and not see her mutant face staring out at me.
But I'm glad you did this once, because it allowed venting.

Not that I had an opinion, or anything...

This honestly is just so irritating. And the interviews she gives about her kids? She talks about them like they are tumors, or maybe on a good day (perhaps when she gets her checks in the mail?) she treats them like toys she has to feed. So selfish of an individual. It is individuals like this who take a good-hearted system for the needy like welfare and WIC, and corrupts it to the point that the American public hates it.

It is usually VERY DIFFICULT to get in-vitro. My sister has been trying for years. You need to go on a long waiting list, pass tons of screening tests, USUALLY you must be married, and be in good mental standing (get counseling, etc.). The costs are near $20,000 for one implant which may or may not work. There are also income requirements (more than people make where she lives).

The octo-mom's doctor is FAR from the norm. Too many doctor's are afraid of lawsuits to use common sense and let more women get the procedure done. The octo-mom has caused much more harm to my sister's cause from having an irresponsible doctor.

I am so pissed that octo-mom got the new house, celeb duds and shades, and the latte. Sure some people donated and taxpayers covered her ass. Keep in mind all the interviews she did which probably paid for most of it.

Despite all that, I wouldn't trade places with her for all the money in the world. She looks like a jackass in front of all the world. She, at least, "looks" like an Angelina wannabe with plastic nose and plastic bozo clown lips. It isn't worth a million dollars to change half of the dirty diapers, cook the dinners, do the laundry, etc. for those kids. Sure she has help for now, but the money train will run out eventually and she will be stuck with constant responsibility.

This bitch sucks ass! She looks like crap on a bun. Nasty face, nasty botox lips, and a super-leech. I really hope the rest of her life sucks balls and she is continually harassed by paps and peeps...

This worthless cunt needs to go away
She embodies what is wrong with this country
Hey Octamom - Fuck YOU and your 14 retarded test tube lab rats!

why is she even talked about when she is nothing but a irresponsible baby junkie? her mother clearly stated her disapproval of having all these kids. she was clearly not happy about her second batch of babies. this woman has been in porn, strip clubs and her vag is lose as a street sewer opening, she should be cast away from society as the original dumb bitch.

Let's not engage in further negativity about this poor misguided woman and her children. We should channel our anger and focus on the joy of the situation and celebrate these eight new lives!

(Ay guey! Me did ka-ka in my pants a little bit.)

She's got crazy monkey toes!

i think all you @$$holes who comment should be more worried about the economy and giving all your money to rich people which your taxes are already going to bail out AIG so that their executives can get 5,000 massages at spas and travel to Dubai and Europe. you are all a bunch of disgusting morons. she's not any different than all you worthless whores who start having sex at 14.

This chica's gene-pool needs filled in with dirt

@82 -
w0w ...... you need to try de-caf. or valium or something and find yourself a political thread to rant on instead of a hollyweird entertainment thread that's made for insulting infamous sorts to begin with.
Jeeeez - lighten-up before you give yourself a heart attack
btw - it's spelled "assholes" - get a grip. It's the internet not church.

ugh... on welfare in designer shades. must be nice.

She seems to look like she is happy with herself. Which is wierd - anybody else in her position would die of shame, and would permanently lock themselves in their house. She doesn't seem to have a conscience at all, fucken SOCIOPATH.

@#18 look just because your stuck home alone playing with yourself in your mother's basement every night doesn't mean that female commenters here are fat. It just means your lonely ,pathetic and bitter toward females because none of us want your patheticness. Im so sick of the mysgynist views from the male commenters on this site, when in reality none of them could get a date if their lives depended on it.

I call bullshit on her saying she didn't know she would have to give lap dances to customers. Talk about living in la la land! It seems like she jumps into a lot of things without the proper research - she's functionally retarded! Someone needs to hit her over the head with a clue X 4.

I always see her news currently. lol...Well, if you are looking for a beautiful girl or handsome guy, you can`t miss "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M", it is really good for rich people and celebrities.

UGh i can noootttt believe you've posted something about her.!!!!
she's just an ignorant b*tch... trying to get attention....
i am very dissapointed... Mr Superficial.... :(

We don't feel "SORRY" any longer.............................sorry!!

She's had a nose job, boob job, and collegen lips. Nice french manicure going on too... my advice is they take her kids away and you idiots stop giving her money.

Ya know, if everyone would stop posting stories about this psycho cunt, then maybe, just maybe she will go away, or go entirely nuts and kill herself. But the US is not that lucky.

Dear Superficial,
Please don't ever post anything about this disgusting woman again. She makes me want to barf and I feel really really bad for her children.

Thanks,
Tammy

How can you look after newborn babies with her fancy french nails???Guess now that she does not need her parents anymore, the nannies are now feeding and giving love to those babies. Why has someone not step and take control over the money, it was not meant for her but for the babies, since she had the babies she is doing just fine for herself now, NEW CLOTHES, TONS OF FOOD, GOING TO GET HER HAIR AND NAILS DONE. Well she does think she is famous now. The scariest thing I had yet to hear her say is least all you guys around (the paps) I don't have to worry about someone taking my kids, so he has free babysitters too and she is not paying for them. How many others are going to follow her footsteps. By the way did her parents lose their home because of her, if so what happened to them, did she take them in as unpaid workers - like cleaners. This so call mother is so busy shopping she now has no time for her kids, that she claimed all they need is love, who is giving them the love not the mother. Please have the money removed from her and let someone take control of the money, as it will all be gone with the way she is going within a few months, and I think the buck will stop there. so I guess it will be love that will feed the kids, or wait she has that tape if need be she will sale it, but who the hell would buy it. It is not like she is now the only woman to give birth.

How can you look after newborn babies with her fancy french nails???Guess now that she does not need her parents anymore, the nannies are now feeding and giving love to those babies. Why has someone not step and take control over the money, it was not meant for her but for the babies, since she had the babies she is doing just fine for herself now, NEW CLOTHES, TONS OF FOOD, GOING TO GET HER HAIR AND NAILS DONE. Well she does think she is famous now. The scariest thing I had yet to hear her say is least all you guys around (the paps) I don't have to worry about someone taking my kids, so he has free babysitters too and she is not paying for them. How many others are going to follow her footsteps. By the way did her parents lose their home because of her, if so what happened to them, did she take them in as unpaid workers - like cleaners. This so call mother is so busy shopping she now has no time for her kids, that she claimed all they need is love, who is giving them the love not the mother. Please have the money removed from her and let someone take control of the money, as it will all be gone with the way she is going within a few months, and I think the buck will stop there. so I guess it will be love that will feed the kids, or wait she has that tape if need be she will sale it, but who the hell would buy it. It is not like she is now the only woman to give birth.

I was just looking at the pictures and noticed that it looks she has got her lips done again??? I guess with all the donations she can pretend she is now news worthly. But all the money that has been donated was it not for the babies, so why is she out all day shopping and buying things for herself. Getting her lips done again and sorry to say who even done her lips did her no favours, it looks the lips are meant for something else (trying to be nice about this, but her lips now look they are meant to do only 1 things, as most guys would not be getting to close to her, hint hint) I have only 2 children both my husband and I work full-time but we have to be on a tight budget, so if my husband and I do the same does that mean from the moment the babies are born it will be a free ride for the rest of our lifes?? If so I am staying in bed and jumping my husband bones everytime he comes near the bed, and then collect what I need and off to the doctors I go, as I will need help to have a lot of kids for my free ride for life. Wow what I would give to have someone watch and feed my kids and all I have to do is be around the babies when cameras are around me. Looks like her diaper bag has nothing in it, a least no baby items. She does not need to carry it around as she is never around her babies let alone outside with them unless she knows she will get her picture on some cover. Someone please make her lips look normal. Unless she plains on napping some poor guy with those lips, I can not image she did not have a boob job, as it does not look like she is breast feeding them, her boobs are too perky for someone who had 14 babies and claims she is breast feeding them?? Does she think we will not notice the work she has done since her bank account is larger.

It was reported a couple days ago that she fired her volunteer nannies because she thought they were spying on her.

What's scary is, how many babies will the next nut that comes down the pike think she needs to have to get all the free stuff/publicity/reality show?

I'm calling hot steamy mucusy bullshit.

Has anyone seen the pics of her before she had her cheeks, lips & tits done in her 20s? She looks like Mary Catherine Gallagher with rotting skin.

She wouldn't get bills in her garter...she'd get beaten w/ rolls of quarters.

#72 - (rubs eyes) Is that really you Sexxy, the bra busting art doing sweater puppy smuggler?

Is that her uterus in the gym bag? After 14 kids it deserves to be carried.

I only needed to get to #6 to realize I'm not alone in my thinking.
Hell, I can't afford to go to Starbucks and I have a good job and 14 less kids than she does.

OH MY GOD!! IS THAT YOU SEXXY? I MEAN, IS IT OUR SEXXYBITCH? OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! RICH! RICH!!!!!!! *runs around in circles...trips over ottoman*

This bitch needs to die. Someone put a hit on her.

She's a freak, so what. Along with the rest of the world I find her very entertaining, so she deserves the money she gets and has earned it. Fish Dude, more Octo-Mom stories please. I can't get enough of this sideshow superstar.

The only reason anyone is bothered by Octo-Mom is because she is just like Angelina Jolie, and you all feel scammed. Angelina now an International Ambassador, and why, just because she adopted 8 or more third world kids. And, don't kid yourself, Angelina has over 14 nannies and is a super freak too.

Unemployed and on the public dole with 14.... 14 kids all by invitro.

Manicure, plastic surgery, designer glasses and Starbucks.

Only in America. Only in California.

Actually, I thought she was taken off of disability - when the government found out she had was pregnant with all those kids, they decided she was perfectly capable of working instead of populating China by herself.

She has problems, she is knackered in the head. She needs help, not more babies, not Starbucks, not a crappy manicure, not more plastic surgery.

Stripping doesn't always require lap dancing. There are counties in the U.S. where customers aren't allowed to have any physical contact with strippers.
Santa Clara County, California was one of them when I last lived there in 2000.

Why is it every time we see this woman she is always out somewhere by herself with NO children? I have five children and I can't ever go anywhere alone without at least one or two of my children with me. I mean she has 14!! How is that possible??????? Oh yeah she has all those nannies......my bad! If this woman took care of her children she would not have time to be parading around for the papparazzi . She would have to spend all of her time just feeding these children. Trust me I know, I only have five and it seems like all I ever do is cook, feed, clean and do laundry constantly! But then again I am not receiving any kind of outside help or government assistance. I guess I should have had at least 9 more and maybe I could get a new house too!!!

A LITTLE LATE, BUT here for the record anyway!!!!
In the second picture you get a shot of her boobs and you can see the outline of her nipple...FYI, when your boobs are real and you are breastfeeding, you tend to leak milk like crazy!! Bare nipples? No leakage? No absorbent pad??? HELLO SILICONE!

Nasty Nadya with the Michael Jackson NOSE and the Donald Duck LIPS is all about money. She planned the whole thing. Everything she planned has happened. She knew she would get millions of dollars in donations and money and she had already. She knew she would continue to receive her FOOD STAMPS AND FOUR (PLUS) DISABILITY CHECKS EACH MONTH. Now that most of her last eight kids are preemies she will get MOVE disability check and more food stamp money. She is nothing but a MOOCHING PIECE OF TRASH!!! She has only had two jobs in her life that I have heard of. The first job was as a STRIPPER and the second job was at a Mental Hospital. She sued the hospital for $186,000.00. She claims she HURT HER BACK. HUMMMMMMMMM but her back wasn't too hurt to have 14 kids was it? This woman is a CON ARTIST. Next she will be wanting the government to buy her a stretch Limo with her own personal driver. She will probably get this too. STOP THE DONATIONS AND MONEY TO THIS MOOCHING WELFARE QUEEN. She is laughing all the way to the bank and to her DESIGNER STORES. STOP BEING FOOLS ABOUT GIVING THE CON ARTIST ANY MONEY!!!!

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