Mar 25 2009Natalie Portman caught with Sean Penn
In the biggest liberal conspiracy since the discovery of science, Sean Penn was recently caught making out with Natalie Portman at the Sunset Towers Hotel, according to Star:
"They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms," an eyewitness tells Star. "They came back about 45 minutes later, and that's when I saw them making out."
"There's a door outside of the hotel's Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it's semi-private," the eyewitness explains. "I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains -- and that's when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves."
Here's where I have to question Sean Penn's manhood: If someone catches you making out with Natalie Portman, you don't stop EVER. I don't care if it's Robin Wright Penn wielding a chainsaw, you keep going, dammit. God knows I would. Padme? -- Er, Natalie?
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. koala - March 25, 2009 3:47 PM
first!!
2. koala - March 25, 2009 3:48 PM
first!!
3. koala - March 25, 2009 3:48 PM
first!!
4. Jrz - March 25, 2009 3:50 PM
But what about Jen-nay?
5. Anexio - March 25, 2009 3:51 PM
Now that's just gross!!
Why would a young at heart manly stud like Sean Penn dirty himself with a skanky whore slut like Natalie Portman?
Makes no sense!!
I'd rather see some Madge Vadge that a story as disgusting as this.
NASTY!!!
6. RichPort's Ghost - March 25, 2009 3:51 PM
Sean Penn is a PIMP.
7. FRIST!!! - March 25, 2009 3:56 PM
That just makes me feel dirty. I think I will go take a bath with Robert Pattinson now
8. Jrz - March 25, 2009 3:58 PM
Home-wreckin', commie-lovin', little-headed ho.
9. Erica - March 25, 2009 3:58 PM
She officially has the worst taste in men in the history of dating.
10. xyz - March 25, 2009 3:59 PM
natalie is soooo gorgeous.. and her voice is beautiful as well
i wish i looked like that
isnt sean penn married? or is he single ? he seems like a real prick
11. ama - March 25, 2009 4:02 PM
@ Erica - AGREE.
Moby? Sean Penn? Jimmy Fallon? I would do 0% of these men.
Also, there is no such thing as "semi-private", celebrities. Learn it, live it, love it.
12. nichole - March 25, 2009 4:04 PM
No way. Consider the source. This is bullshit.
13. KG - March 25, 2009 4:09 PM
If this is true, then she's beautiful, smart, and without an ounce of common sense.
14. sin - March 25, 2009 4:10 PM
why on earth would an attractive young woman ever be seen with that commie fag?
15. GuyHolly - March 25, 2009 4:10 PM
Who'd want to kiss that ratfaced little fucker.
16. Sean Penn - March 25, 2009 4:11 PM
All of you can kiss my ass!
Normally I have better taste in woman and do a whole lot better than Natalie Portman on a bad day. The fact is, I took pity on this unattractive little whore.
Yes, I was a bit drunk and I thought, "hey, what the hell. I'll knock her around a little, throw up on her and then verbally humiliate her then go back downstairs and tell my buds how I banged her and how gross she is." We all know that's how real men, like me, treat woman.
Well, I'm off to punch out a photographer and make myself feel more self-important.
17. Pin Head - March 25, 2009 4:12 PM
She looks like pink cotton candy on a stick.
18. Eye Dr. - March 25, 2009 4:14 PM
I think it is time for her to go to Len Crafters and get glasses.
19. Sharla - March 25, 2009 4:14 PM
It's pretty messed up on both sides... Maybe that's the attraction...
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
20. lizzy - March 25, 2009 4:16 PM
okay i understand that she is beautiful and talented, but damn i've been saying it for years, this bitch gets around!!!!!! but noooo one ever says anything because she's so smart and a good-doer and all that shit. whateverrrrr.
21. Blech! - March 25, 2009 4:31 PM
according to 'Star'??? well this MUST be true...
wow I didn't even know this site took info from that bullshit magazine
I might not come back on here... I probably will anyway but...
22. urf - March 25, 2009 4:34 PM
# 15, I don't know which one of them you're referring to, but I still laughed out loud.
23. Brian - March 25, 2009 4:34 PM
I hope her gives her the Chris Brown treatment. Sean Penn is a douche with shoes. He did a great job playing a retard. Maybe because he actually is a retard.
24. Idontwannamadonna - March 25, 2009 4:36 PM
Sean Penn is still my hero because he beat up Madonna
25. GuyHolly - March 25, 2009 4:37 PM
# 22...*wink*
26. Shifty - March 25, 2009 4:41 PM
NOOOOOoooooOooooooooOooOoooooooooooooo!
I hate Sean Penn.
27. Pepe La PEWPEW - March 25, 2009 4:42 PM
Poor Ryan Gos he's been after her for a while now, oh well Sean Penn is a douche bag to the power of Pew anyways.....
ALso #14 that was a super bad insult calling someone a commie ... I m not going to judge you on the colour of your neck but .......REDNECK !!!
28. Binky - March 25, 2009 4:43 PM
My sources are saying Sean mumbled something about wanting to see some 'milk duds'
Ms Portman misunderstood. But when she arrived upstairs she soon realized Penn wasn't referring to seeing zany out-takes from his last film - and the confusion was quickly cleared up.
29. Amy - March 25, 2009 4:44 PM
Sean Penn looks like a rat-faced jizz guzzler. I am a fan of Natalie, but if this is true, she has lost major points. I think I vomited a little thinking about it.
30. Cash - March 25, 2009 4:48 PM
Well fuck, there goes my crush on her. Here I thought she was super smart too. Oh well.
31. Frank N Stein - March 25, 2009 4:51 PM
I want to eat her Mezuzah
32. whatever, yo - March 25, 2009 4:54 PM
I do not believe that for one moment.
Maybe they were together because they're currently signed on to do the same movie? Maybe they were meeting each other?
I don't think for a second those two would hook up.
33. Harry - March 25, 2009 4:55 PM
How could this story be bogus, with all the facts provided? (snark)
34. TheSmartOne - March 25, 2009 4:58 PM
Why is it that no matter who cheats its always the woman's fault? HE is the married man! not her! HE should know better. HE should be more responsible. its HIS fault not hers. she is a beautiful single gal, SHE can do whom ever she chooses. HE IS MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35. testing - March 25, 2009 5:03 PM
eeeew he is gross, I expect this crap from Lohan but not Portman
then again she dated Moby for like two years so there is no accounting for taste
36. SOS - March 25, 2009 5:13 PM
eyebrows...
37. A - March 25, 2009 5:21 PM
Man, what a whore Sean Penn is, that ratfaced dude really does get around. His wife better smarten up, divorce his disrespectful skinny ass and take him to the cleaners. As for Natalie Portman, she can do no wrong in my book, although this does bring questions to what possessed her to kiss that ugly faggot.
38. Amaranth - March 25, 2009 5:32 PM
Sean Penn must die for tainting up Natalie
39. Eclispe - March 25, 2009 5:42 PM
if it's true...maybe these women just fall for damaged "bad-boy" persona, plus he is kind of buff (arms)
40. Galtacticus - March 25, 2009 5:49 PM
Winning an Oscar means probably lotta girls! I wonder if a Pullitzer has the same effect!?
41. someone is crazy - March 25, 2009 5:57 PM
I knew she was a dog, I didn't know she was that much of a dog.
42. Sean Oberly - March 25, 2009 6:00 PM
GROSS OUT! GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
43. someone is crazy - March 25, 2009 6:07 PM
I don't believe it. She is probably soaking in the controversy and he loves everyone thinking he hit that even though he didn't. She is closer to his son's age than him. Plus she's Jewish and would never wear a Burkha.
44. Norman Parker - March 25, 2009 6:16 PM
Sean Penn is an absolute idiot who thinks he makes a difference with his gay art films and visits to dictators....not to mention he is ugly as sin. No female with self-respect, a clean vagina AND a brain would have anything to do with that dirtbag.
45. Rough Daddy - March 25, 2009 6:27 PM
Yeah shes a delight, very few chicks can get away with being a chrome dome!
46. mensa - March 25, 2009 6:55 PM
yeah, i agree with #21, i call bullshit on this one...
47. Venom - March 25, 2009 6:56 PM
I used to have the biggest crush on her.
Now, no more, ever.
48. Natalie's love interest - March 25, 2009 7:03 PM
Simply not true. Star? Come on....
49. Rhialto - March 25, 2009 7:08 PM
She looks pretty hot to me! It's no wonder that a guy like Sean Penn buried his tongue deep inside her!
50. Billy - March 25, 2009 7:09 PM
Agreed #47. Used to have a major crush on her. But if this turns out to be true, I'm going to vomit. There's no excuse for swapping spit with a douche-bag like Sean Penn. The guy is the most disgusting, self-righteous, pompous, talentless, fucked in the face son of a diseased whore I've ever seen. Just gross.
51. riker - March 25, 2009 7:09 PM
She's a slut. It's known.
And she goes for douche bags.
Still hot though, on the days she doesn't look too jewish.
52. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 25, 2009 7:14 PM
The only thing what's missing there is an astonishing diamant necklet!
53. RichPort's Ghost - March 25, 2009 7:15 PM
Maybe there's hope for a smelly, flabby, bald douchebag like myself after all.....
54. OfCourseNoPictures - March 25, 2009 7:20 PM
Of course there are no pictures from this tryst. Because the lying SOB who reported this hook up wants to protect the innocent. Just like the superficial website: They never post complete bullshit.
55. Darth - March 25, 2009 7:20 PM
Her neck is too fragile and petit to carry the Koh-I-Noor!
56. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 25, 2009 7:27 PM
Oh well,then i make from these paperclips a nice necklet and i fix a christmas ball to it to make it complete!
57. Darth - March 25, 2009 7:33 PM
How about a christmas bell? It will be helpful to locate her all the time!
58. Sauron - March 25, 2009 7:38 PM
She looks hawt! And i know all about hawt! Is she wearing a wedding dress!?
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60. Mugato - March 25, 2009 10:25 PM
If you win an Oscar or have your name above the title, go for the hottest Jew girl you can find, no matter how much younger they are. Just for Chrissakes, don't marry them.
61. Ugh - March 25, 2009 11:03 PM
Ugh - highly overrated looks that have no chance of lasting much longer + totally overhyped acting ability that is bland at best + gets around = Winona Ryder
62. gerard Vandenberg - March 25, 2009 11:48 PM
She smelled his penis already?
.............GUESS NOT, folks!!
63. him - March 26, 2009 12:29 AM
Such an ugly smile
64. Valkyrie - March 26, 2009 12:40 AM
#61
Definitely
who cares if she 'gets around'? So do a lot of the men in Hollywood. This double standard is idiotic.
65. deeznutz - March 26, 2009 2:10 AM
She hasn't been hot since " The Professional" They're both Liberal douchebags! I hope they like how their purple lipped president is doing! That's not racist....he has purple lips. Call a spade a spade...oops, not the best saying to use.
66. fuhdat - March 26, 2009 3:07 AM
@ 9
She dated Gael García and Devendra Banhart who are a couple of hotties!
67. Dice - March 26, 2009 3:23 AM
This can only further help to prove the power of hypnotism to all disbelievers.
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68. Charley Kane - March 26, 2009 3:41 AM
Too gross for words. What next, one of the Jonas brothers and Oprah?
69. Rhialto - March 26, 2009 4:57 AM
Wow!
70. K.P. - March 26, 2009 5:23 AM
Have you been to Natalie Portman's website. Its listed as being in BETA!!!!!!! How can a site that is essentially photos and a shot bio ever be considered to be in BETA!!!!
71. AMO - March 26, 2009 8:45 AM
Is anyone else disturbed by her eyebrows? They should not go past where her eye stops and they do, about an inch... Weird.
72. RichPort's Ghost - March 26, 2009 9:08 AM
Seriously, this chick makes Keira Knightly look busty...
73. Bill Ford - March 26, 2009 9:29 AM
I think it's not true...hard to picture
74. John - March 26, 2009 10:14 AM
"All I need is cool buds, tasty waves, Natalie Portman, and I'm fine!"
75. v tard - March 26, 2009 11:28 AM
That's just....disgusting.
It's her life but...still...ewww.
76. v tard - March 26, 2009 11:28 AM
That's just....disgusting.
It's her life but...still...ewww.
77. what - March 26, 2009 12:33 PM
black nail polish with a pink evening gown? moron.
78. Courtyardpigeon - March 26, 2009 12:46 PM
My God she's stunning.
79. barry - March 26, 2009 1:12 PM
Natalie made out with an idiot like Shawn Penn? I just lost all respect for her. Shawn is a loser who only gets the left wing wackos to vote for him for the Oscars. He is a decent actor but that doesnt make him a good or smart person. Natalie is smoking hot and seemed like such a nice girl. What a waste.
80. Matrim - March 26, 2009 1:33 PM
@34
So he's married, that hasn't stopped any number of the MILLIONS of people (men and women) from cheating on their spouses.
I like Penn's acting, but he seems like a jerk-wad IRL...but I have little opinion about this. So Natalie Portman might have made out with him. Can any of you (those that actually have made out with someone) say you haven't made out with someone that you later regret?
81. belowitall - March 26, 2009 1:36 PM
what a sad little girl that natalie portman is. her level of functioning is as big as her stature. poor robin wright...........
82. joanna38 - April 1, 2009 4:39 PM
I know that they are making a movie together. She has a boyfriend, what is she doing making out with Penn....WHO... BTW.... just recently got back with Robyn. What IS his problem? Middle age fright or men-O-pause? While this is all a mess, if at all true, I have this to say. Blame not only the male ho, but also the single ho's who know these men are married and still go after them. Once married you are no longer public Ho material.
83. gaetano - April 4, 2009 9:55 AM
sean penn is a pigion toed ugly nerd. Any one could tell that when he was in his teens, hes the guy with no dates.He has no personality,no looks,no charm,no nothing.I think his brother Chris was great,with everthing sean doesn`t have.We in tx. do not know how this piece of shit every became a star.He is the garbage can of California.
84. arroyo - April 14, 2009 11:57 PM
People! There is one simple explanation for Sean and Natalie to get together - they're both in the same income bracket.
85. Cook - April 30, 2009 7:49 PM
I hear Steve Buscemi might have a shot next. That would be trading up, actually.
... Devil's Threesome?