Mar 5 2009Miranda Kerr in a bikini
Here's Miranda Kerr in the latest Victoria Secret's catalog, and there are so many things I'd do to her that I'm not even going to mention them here. I don't want you guys copying my moves. Then again, it took me four years to teach those penguins how to cover themselves in Crisco, so good luck pulling that one off. Ladies?

Reader Comments
1. woah - March 5, 2009 12:13 PM
wow
2. wizz - March 5, 2009 12:16 PM
cute
3. justifiable - March 5, 2009 12:16 PM
She is lovely. That is all.
4. Chris Brown - March 5, 2009 12:18 PM
She can read my text messages any time.
5. Jrz - March 5, 2009 12:19 PM
MOO!
6. Allen's Woody - March 5, 2009 12:20 PM
Like.
7. Half of Superficial Commenters - March 5, 2009 12:22 PM
she's fat.
8. ROUGH DADDY - March 5, 2009 12:24 PM
That's fish way of apoligizing after the Mowgli family post,,,I accept...
9. blowhard - March 5, 2009 12:28 PM
Shes FAT FAT FAT
10. Canadian Idiot - March 5, 2009 12:30 PM
I can't even remember where I work now... so hot
11. Poppin - March 5, 2009 12:31 PM
I don't like her face. Bangin' body though.
12. Delgo - March 5, 2009 12:32 PM
Um, She needs some tits.
Or I could post pictures of my 12 year old cousin in her swimming trunks a la Victoria's Secret catalogue.
13. Tom K - March 5, 2009 12:32 PM
Very nice! I didn't think the Superficial posted anything other than large forehead idiots and old washed up whores.
Nice change!
14. ___ - March 5, 2009 12:35 PM
Great figure but that mug...She's gonna look like Mick Jagger when she's 50.
15. Orlanto Blume - March 5, 2009 12:36 PM
I love my wife...
I'm Whorelando Bloom and I approve this message!
16. Erica - March 5, 2009 12:37 PM
Textbook definition of cute. And I DO love her face.
17. RichPort's Ghost - March 5, 2009 12:47 PM
I can hear her stomach growling from here.
18. Amy - March 5, 2009 12:47 PM
She's so effing cute it's ridiculous. I'm jealous...I'm spitting these m&m's out of my mouth as we speak.
19. OJ's Mom - March 5, 2009 12:51 PM
I would eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.
I would drink her bath water.
20. Jim - March 5, 2009 12:53 PM
Note how in pic #1 they stuffed her bra. And airbrushed her hip where the gold chain is...
Nevertheless, a banging body...
21. Valerie - March 5, 2009 12:53 PM
Good old Miranda, holding it down! I wonder if Orlando Bloom is a good fuck. V.S. suits suck by the way.
22. phoring - March 5, 2009 12:55 PM
That is HOT STUFF!!
23. Heydumbfuck - March 5, 2009 12:56 PM
Anyone else think she kinda looks like Kobayashi, from Usual Suspects, in the bottom left pic?
24. ROUGH DADDY - March 5, 2009 12:59 PM
The only thing wrong with this chic, shes getting stained by Orlando cant grow a decent moustache Bloom...
25. Tom Cruise - March 5, 2009 1:00 PM
Orlando is a very good fuck.
26. Valerie - March 5, 2009 1:06 PM
Tom Cruise--ha! Out of the closet, finally? :D
27. Wendy - March 5, 2009 1:09 PM
Miranda...no no no, seriously, I mean it, take half of this sandwich...come on, I'm not going to finish it anyway...no no, not at all, I think you look very fit and healthy, I'm just saying, I'm not going to finish it, so if you're skipping lunch or something you can have it...yeah, no, it's totally delicious roast beef but REALLY REALLY lean, there's barely any fat in it at all and anyway look, this little bit of fat around the edges is practically falling off so I'll just go ahead and peel it off...no, no no no, I do that all the time, but only because you go to eat it and there's this strip hanging off and it's messy so why not just get rid of it? What? YES! Sure, the cheese too, that's totally a personal taste thing about the cheese and if it's not the type you like---what? Well, I could, but then it'd just be a lettuce and tomato sandwich, and the roast beef is so good...well, you know, technically if you get rid of the bread too it's not really a "sandwich" and it's whole grain so actually it's very good for you and, uh, well. Anyway. Just thought maybe you'd like a bite of this sandwich.
28. 0_o - March 5, 2009 1:11 PM
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29. Jorge - March 5, 2009 1:20 PM
Wow, who is this girl?
30. Donald - March 5, 2009 1:21 PM
I would ruin this chicks vagina. Just leave it in tatters.
31. Apes in the White House - March 5, 2009 1:23 PM
She needs some tits and a couple more years, then she may be hot.
She's definately 100x hotter than the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, pictured below:
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32. mcSkinny - March 5, 2009 1:23 PM
::::: That bitch is sure, sure, surely a skinny biiiatch ::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
33. Gando - March 5, 2009 1:24 PM
Wow! I'm speechless! I would love to have a bare-chested meditation session with this girl!
34. Farles Chew - March 5, 2009 1:24 PM
The Superficial Writer posts pics of a very attractive woman who is not deeply annoying or psychotic. There's something really wrong here . . .
I agree with Admiral Akbar: IT'S A TRAP!
35. Simon Sez - March 5, 2009 1:28 PM
#31: Predictable 13 year old racist troll rat-rapist continues to be predictable racist rat-rapist.
36. Quinn - March 5, 2009 1:28 PM
12... delgo, go for it !!!
37. Miranda - March 5, 2009 1:31 PM
Hi Folks:
Just want to let you know I practice a healthy lifestyle to maintain my 5'9" 34-24-34 figure. You will probably think I do not eat enough but unfortuntaley too many eat too much.
On a recent Vogue photo shoot, Kerr spoke with beauty and health editor Alexandra Spring and shared a few secrets on how she manages to maintain that body. Besides being blessed with good genes, the Gunnedah-born beauty’s strong lithe frame is a result of a healthy eating plan and five years of dedicated yoga training.
While many of her colleagues might be seen smoking and sipping Diet Coke with a mobile phone pressed to their ear on fashion shoots, Miranda Kerr positively bounds with endless energy. The Aussie supermodel has long been interested in a healthy mind, healthy body manifesto. And it shows.
“I can feel the first-hand benefits of when I do take care of myself and feed my body. I feel such a huge difference after yoga and after I meditate. It might not work for everyone but it definitely works for me,” she tells Spring on the shoot.
After only four hours of jet-lagged sleep, Kerr looks every bit the fresh-faced beauty as she steps into a pair of super-skinny jeans, Gucci heels and a glossy patent Burberry Prorsum jacket.
Go behind the scenes of our Miranda Kerr shoot by clicking on the slideshow link below. Read the full Miranda’s secret story in the January 2008 issue of Vogue Australia.
Article Source: Vogue.com.au
I was snooping around online and found Miranda had replied to a girls email asking what her average diet was like:
Message: Hi Miranda I would like to know what your diet is like on an average day?
A typical daily diet if I am home is:
Breakfast:
* Fresh fruit salad with yoghurt and muesli
* 2 x Rye toast with avocado and boiled eggs
* Water with lemon and ginger
* Cup of green tea
Pecans, almonds and walnuts to nibble on for morning tea (sometimes roasted in tamari)
Lunch:
Fresh tuna salad with spelt crispbreads
Water with lemon
Dandelion Tea
Piece of fruit or nuts for afternoon tea
Dinner:
Either a salmon steak or other fish or Lamb Loin chops or a piece of steak with veges or salad
I don’t eat a lot of potato, but I eat heaps of greens and sweet potato and pumpkin roasted.
Cup of Green tea with ginger
Hope this helps. Love Miranda
38. Jail Bait - March 5, 2009 1:31 PM
12 year olds are still illegal in this state and she could use a sirloin or two.
39. Ram Punchington - March 5, 2009 1:42 PM
"Anyone else think she kinda looks like Kobayashi, from Usual Suspects, in the bottom left pic?"
#23: That's disturbing/funny/....true?
Punchington Out.
40. Nique - March 5, 2009 1:42 PM
Anyone notice how ugly the bikinis are?
41. lola - March 5, 2009 1:45 PM
Actually I think that both she and Michelle Obama are equally attractive. Gotta love those guns. MO was the breadwinner previously and surely will have great influence on the president. Whoever keeps posting that photo, yes it is hilarious and also horrible, but I doubt you are actually racist. Trying to get a rise out of people is fun on the internet and I hope no one gets offended (at least on this site it is expected).
42. missywissy - March 5, 2009 1:49 PM
This lady is really pretty. She looks very natural. Refreshing.
43. antoine bugleboy - March 5, 2009 1:50 PM
oh the questionable things i would do just to see her and megan fox snuggle.
44. Sauron - March 5, 2009 1:52 PM
This delightful creature loves to climb a tree! Doesn't she?
45. havoc - March 5, 2009 1:55 PM
Can you imagine how pink and perfect that is?
yum....
46. Nero - March 5, 2009 1:56 PM
I can almost smell the beach and coconut trees! *Saliva dripping*
47. jrz - March 5, 2009 2:01 PM
#37 has put entirely too much effort into this
48. Darth - March 5, 2009 2:01 PM
I would love to stick my fingertip in her tight bellybutton!
49. Fat Chicks Suck - March 5, 2009 2:04 PM
She is so fucking hot it's ridiculous. That body is amazing and combined with her cute face she is about as close to perfect as you can get.
Only in America would idiots find something wrong with that body. Only in America would idiots think there is something wrong with a healthy diet and exercise. Don't get me wrong - I love my country - but we seriously have an overwhelming number of jealous, lazy, and/or ignorant people (for example: 12 - Delgo, 27 - Wendy, 31 -Complete moron, 38 - Jail Bait.) Talk about pathetic. I guess it should be expected when over 2/3 of our population is overweight or obese.
50. Deacon Jones - March 5, 2009 2:04 PM
@37
Sooooo, are you Miranda Kerr, or someone that cut and paste that?
Cause if you're Miranda, I want to use your asshole as a punching bag for my tongue.
51. OC Dee - March 5, 2009 2:10 PM
This post reminds me it is time to buy some new bikinis for the summer.
52. Danklin24 - March 5, 2009 2:10 PM
Holy motherfucker thats a hot body. Damn!
53. Peaches - March 5, 2009 2:21 PM
Why are guys into female butt holes? I can only guess they are gay. Seriously it is not like a female has a g spot in the butt hole. I suspect part of the reason is there is too much bad porn with chicks getting banged in the butt and it appeals to the closet gay guys that have to act like they are into chicks. She has a fine hourglass body. Now this is an hourglass body.
54. J.R - March 5, 2009 2:22 PM
REALLY? You guys like this girl?? Her face is really unattractive to me. She looks like a fuckin cabbage patch kid. As for her body....looks more like a 12 year old boy. She must phootgraph well in her VS shoots because I just don' t see the allure with this girl, not at all
55. Alice - March 5, 2009 2:34 PM
awe she's cute. but in a babyish way...
56. sandre - March 5, 2009 2:36 PM
Cabbage patch kids! That's funny!
Anyways, she's a cutie. But sorry #53, she does NOT have an hourglass figure! She barely has any hips. It's pretty much waist and straight down to hips. Needless to say, even without an hourglass figure, she has a banging body.
57. weaselspeed - March 5, 2009 2:37 PM
I dont like her elbows.... they freak me out the way they bend the wrong way >.<
but shes cute
58. Amy - March 5, 2009 2:40 PM
Donald: Why do creeps like you say shit like that??? That does not make a girl want to be with you.
59. Deacon Jones - March 5, 2009 2:54 PM
@53
Thanks for the info, I'll tell my penis he's gay next time he's standing at attention
60. Valerie - March 5, 2009 3:05 PM
37, if that's true, good for her. The food sounds delicious and Yoga and meditation are where it's at.
61. Valerie - March 5, 2009 3:07 PM
40--yes, butt ugly!
62. Fat Chicks Suck - March 5, 2009 3:07 PM
@53: Just because guys like having (or watching) anal sex with a girl doesn't make them gay - what an extremely ignorant thing to say. You're saying that just because guys have assholes as well makes it gay? Does that mean guys that like girls giving them a blowjob are gay as well? I think the taboo factor is part of the turn-on. It's not for everybody. Some guys like it, some don't. Some girls like it, some don't. For some girls the only time they can orgasm is when they're having anal sex. Just because you don't understand something or don't like something doesn't mean there is anything wrong with it. It's your opinion and a lot of people disagree with you. I not only disagree with you...I think you're an idiot for saying it makes a guy gay. While there are other things I'd rather do to Miranda Kerr I would still love to lick her asshole. You're right that she has a phenomenal body.
@54: Yes - I think this girl is incredibly fucking hot. Her face looks better in some shots than others...and you're entitled to your opinion there...but I think she has a really cute face. Her body is flawless. She looks like a 12-year-old boy? Wow - that's original. You are a fucking idiot. Seriously - you are a complete moron.
63. Valerie - March 5, 2009 3:16 PM
I never thought I'd be agreeing with "Fat Chicks Suck" but, well....here we are. Hmmmmm
64. Sensual Hottie - March 5, 2009 3:23 PM
62
Chicks who do anal are pathetic and desperate to keep a man or a porn star. I don't care what you say, anal is for gay sex. Women do not have a clit near the anus and they do not have a g-spot in the anus either. A woman cannot orgasm by anal sex. You are probably mistaking her painful grunts for an orgasm. I know some heterosexual guys like anal because their cocks are 3 inches and under and this is the only way they can get off. I almost got serious with a guy but then he told me he liked anal. He told me that most chicks shit when they do anal. The whores you see on porn have to fast for one day and douche their anus to be free of fecal matter before doing anal sex porn. I saw a special on HBO about porn stars that do anal.
65. Tom K - March 5, 2009 3:47 PM
@ #64.
What special was this? What was the name of it? Fasting for a day? Douching their anus? Oh sick! LOL
66. e-rock - March 5, 2009 3:53 PM
Thank Fish, there went my self esteem!!! could this chick be any more perfect? ITS NOT FAIR!!!!! And I work my ass off, eat healthy, and try, try, try, try. GOD- WHY DIDN"T I WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY TOO?!?! This chick is laughing all the way to the bank and she eats her sushi and drinks her latte's, and Im eating Mama fricken Celeste pizza's and Oodles and Noodles for Christs sake!!!!! WHY? And yes, Im VERY JEALOUS, and yes, I would like some cheese with my wiiiiiiiiiine! hahaha, no really. pass the gouda.
67. Fat Chicks Suck - March 5, 2009 4:00 PM
@64: You don't like the idea of anal sex and that's fine...but you clearly know nothing about it, you've made statements that prove you're an ignorant judgmental piece of shit, and you have no business insulting people that enjoy it. Believe it or not there are a lot of women out there that LOVE anal sex (usually combined with clitoral stimulation.) Saying, "chicks who do anal are pathetic and desperate" makes you a moron. If they enjoy it (or even if they don't and just do it once in awhile just because they enjoy knowing it makes their man happy) there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Men enjoying anal sex has nothing to do with their penis size or their sexual orientation. Are you really that stupid? Anal is not just for gay sex...just like oral is not just for gay sex. Most chicks shit when they do anal? And you're telling me that every time a girl has anal sex she has to fast for one day? I'm guessing you're one of those people who has to wear a helmet at all times. Whatever HBO special you saw must have been on your "special" HBO channel.
Seriously - how many ignorant things can be said in one post? If anal sex is something you could never see yourself enjoying (or something that repulses you) then there is nothing wrong with never trying it. However, you are nothing more than a close-minded, ignorant, judgmental bitch and you have no business talking about the subject.
You are an absolute idiot - there isn't a jury in the world that wouldn't convict you on that charge.
68. Someone's grandmother - March 5, 2009 4:06 PM
Like looking at myself in the mirror
69. SH - March 5, 2009 4:10 PM
#67
You are in denial you pathetic gay closet case. You must really love the smell of farts and love going in public bathrooms in hopes you can smell fecal matter. The anus was made for pooping and for gay sex. I bet you fantasize about being with a man when you do anal. Any female that allows a man to do anal sex with her has issues. Do you actually kiss your lover after licking her asshole? I hope she at least takes a shower first, but you probably love the poop smell because it is the closest you will get to gay sex. Just get out of the closet now and enjoy your gay sex.
70. Fat Chicks Suck - March 5, 2009 4:14 PM
Sensual Hottie is a genius
71. friendlyfires - March 5, 2009 4:33 PM
Well Barack my Obama, I just stained my pajamas and I'm not even wearing them. Good Lord, she'll never have to look for a coat hook to hang her purse as long she keeps dressing in a bikini in a room full of testosterone driven hetereo men.
72. baum - March 5, 2009 4:34 PM
... another bad case of shrinking pants syndrome.....
73. BM - March 5, 2009 4:41 PM
I agree with #69! Disgusting!
74. Normal - March 5, 2009 5:05 PM
Too skinny! She probably doesn't even menstruate.
75. Splooge - March 5, 2009 5:05 PM
Splooge likes anal sex (with women) because it's degrading to women, and that turns me on.
I would also like to see a glistening puddle of my splooge on her abs!!
76. Parker - March 5, 2009 5:27 PM
@69 et al., are you saying the anus was created so gay people would be able to have sex? Yes, as a matter of fact, that's exactly what you said. How modern of you, unless you're gay, in which case, nice try pal. Anyway, if you're so progressive then why can't you take that forward-thinking attitude one step further and allow that straight people might possibly want enjoy anal sex as well? Women don't want gay men poking their weiners into their anuses (or gay women poking other things into them) and straight men don't want anything at all poking around down there. But straight women like straight men to bang their hot, tight asses and straight men are happy to do it. If they didn't do it then straight women might not be in the mood to clean the house or cook dinner and straight men would have to kick them out and pay hookers.
77. Sexy Sadie - March 5, 2009 5:28 PM
I love when my lover shoots his love stuff on my perky 34C tits and stomach, but anal is out of the question.
78. Parker - March 5, 2009 5:32 PM
@Miranda Kerr,
My place 8pm. Think about it. Your hot ass, my hard c**k, and a tube of KY. You get the picture. Pull your panties down and grab your ankles, baby.
79. Ein - March 5, 2009 5:34 PM
We need more of this and less of Rihanna.
80. Justin Gelband - March 5, 2009 5:35 PM
#74
Normal for American standards means overweight or a few extra pounds. She is 34-24-34 which means she is curvy and not skinny. A lot of Americans think curvy is fat in the right places but this is an American myth. She is healthy and fit and toned because she exercises regularly and eats healthy.
The mega salaries and global exposure mean Miranda is expected to be in top physical shape 24/7, and we managed to convince the man responsible for maintaining her hot body – LA-based trainer Justin Gelband – to share their workout details. “Victoria’s Secret want lean, fit, tight models and Miranda’s getting a lot of praise from the art director and everyone there because of her healthy body,” Gelband explains.
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"i agree on arielle's comment. i mean surely its in her genes to have such a petite body.. but how ca..."
Comment “One of my proudest moments was seeing recent photos of Miranda and how strong her body looked. She couldn’t wait to walk the runway and show the world that being lean, toned and fit is something you can be, without having to be skinny and anorexic.” But does she ever have a fat day? “Of course, we all have them,” Miranda admits. “I have days where I feel bloated, especially when I get off a plane, but a good night’s sleep really helps. If I sleep, then go for a run, I always feel better.”
81. Deacon Jones - March 5, 2009 6:10 PM
@64
Hmm. You must not be that "sensual" sweetie. I used to fuck around with a hot chick in college who ONLY let me do anal to her (Parker, you wouldve loved her). She was hot as shit, and came 3 times once, it was fantastic.
She was a fucking psycho, so had to shed her, but man, those 3 months were fabulous. There's not a week that goes by that I still dont think of those nights. WHEW
82. guythll - March 5, 2009 6:28 PM
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
83. CC - March 5, 2009 6:43 PM
81
Like someone else posted here, only chicks with issues do anal. And you must hate women.
84. ed. - March 5, 2009 6:53 PM
"She was a fucking psycho, so had to shed her, but man, those 3 months were fabulous. There's not a week that goes by that I still dont think of those nights. PU"
fixed.
85. the truth - March 5, 2009 6:54 PM
Men love anal because they know it's degrading and painful for the girl. Nothing gets a cock harder than degrading and painful.
86. Valerie - March 5, 2009 7:00 PM
I like where this is going!
Different strokes. I'm pretty well educated on fetishism, some guys just have ASS FETISHISMS and they're straight. You can think it's disgusting and judge them, that's fine. But when it comes to sex, you'd be surprised at what gets people off.
I'll never understand Erotic electrostimulation, man, OUCH!
87. Jorge - March 5, 2009 7:00 PM
Miranda May Kerr (born 20 April 1983)[1] is an Australian model, best known as one of the Victoria's Secret Angels. She was the first Australian addition to the Victoria's Secret campaign, and was the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans and now David Jones Limited. Kerr entered modeling in the fashion industry in her mid-teens after winning a 1997 Australian nation-wide model search hosted by Dolly magazine and Impulse fragrances.[3]
88. Valerie - March 5, 2009 7:04 PM
77--cheers! To being 34C! : )
89. Terry - March 5, 2009 7:06 PM
#86
From my experience guys who love anal are suppressing their homosexuality. My husband was into anal too and loved to have a dildo in his ass. I thought it was weird but went along with it because I am overweight and he is hot and fit. Anyway we got married and we had a baby. He abused our baby and I left him. He ended up living with his new girlfriend and killing her toddler from shaking her. He is now in prison for murder. I later found out about his gay lovers.
90. Tom Cruise - March 5, 2009 7:06 PM
Some extremely virile, powerful, born-to-lead men simply don't like the look, smell, feel, or taste of those nasty vaginas, with all their strange feminine secretions. They prefer a nice, tight anus, especially when it's on somebody with buns of steel and big muscular thighs and pecs and delts and biceps. Doesn't make them gay.
91. Jesse - March 5, 2009 7:09 PM
#89 - so you're saying that you're responsible for the death of another mother's baby. Nice.
92. M.D. - March 5, 2009 7:14 PM
Nothing - and I mean, NOTHING - gets an anal-loving guy more upset than saying it makes him a latent homo. Talk about a perfect diagnostic test. Look, pre-homos, stop hurting women and find the courage to cross all the way over. If you're worried that you love anal but you'd never want to kiss another man, it's not a problem - there's no foreplay in gay sex. You don't even have to give your name. It's paradise...for you.
93. Valerie - March 5, 2009 7:16 PM
86, that is a terrible story and if it's true, I'm very sorry that had to happen to you. At the very least you had the decency to state "from my experience". Sweeping, grandiose generalizations like "all men who like anal are gay" just don't make me think the person making that argument is very reasonable or intelligent.
94. ??? - March 5, 2009 7:20 PM
#83,
Why must #81 hate women? That makes no sense whatsoever.
I used to date a chick who loved me to stick me finger in her ass when she was riding me. We never had anal sex, but she loved the dual stimulation. Does that mean I hate women? Does that mean she has issues? (by the way she's a surgeon now).
#83 ande #64 are very clearly closed minded, judgemental ignoramuses who don't know their asses from a hot rock.
95. wowee - March 5, 2009 7:22 PM
Wow...
96. Valerie - March 5, 2009 7:23 PM
You know, human sexuality is very interesting. Lots of straight people tend to see things only in black and white, as if bisexuals don't exist. It's simply a matter of putting your own preferences and preconceived notions aside and accepting that fact that some people are different from you. For example, I don't know how 66 could lose her self esteem by simply looking at a super model--but I can step back and accept that chicks have complexes like that. I have a gay friend who told me he is fucking a "straight" boy, who has TWO girlfriends. At first I was like how's THAT possible? But whatever, you can call the "straight" boy a homo, if you want, fact of the matter is, he's having sex with men and women, which makes him bisexual.
97. Terry - March 5, 2009 7:26 PM
#91
I almost killed my husband when he abused our baby. I punched him and he flung back, hit his head on the dresser, and went unconscious. It was at that moment when I picked up a baseball bat and was ready to break his skull. Our baby started crying and I realized if I killed him then I would be put in prison and she would not have a mother. There is not a day that goes by that I do not think about the poor innocent toddler who was murdered by my ex-husband. I tried to warn his new girlfriend, but she just smirked at me and said I was jealous.
#93
I’ve met guys that say they like anal and this is a deal breaker for me.
98. Valerie - March 5, 2009 7:29 PM
97--in your case, it makes perfect sense.
99. adl - March 5, 2009 8:05 PM
I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
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100. aint that the truth - March 5, 2009 8:43 PM
wtf how the hell did we start talking about gays and assuming that just because you like giving or receiving it in the ass makes you gay ... come on guys it doesnt ... some guys just like giving it and some chicks like taking it ... doesnt make anyone gay just because of that ... people like different things ... some guys like going down on a girl some dont ... some chicks like giving head some dont ... let it go kids ...
going back to the point, this girl is pretty ... nothing wrong with her ... she is small and i wish i looked like her :( but i know i will never ... so damn her !!!!
101. http://www.popduds.com - March 5, 2009 8:53 PM
My boner just grew a boner.
102. booyaka - March 5, 2009 8:58 PM
Her eyes are too far apart and she looks manly.
103. Assman - March 5, 2009 9:06 PM
What's wrong with a little shit on your dick? I just get the bitch to lick it off. No big deal women are essentially nasty creatures anyway and are not for keeps. There's always a better one in a bar. I like to humiliate women because other than for sex I really have no real use for most of them.
I had this one who hated it in the ass but she was hot and was really in love with me so she did it anyway and I would make her pay. I would fuck her long and slow and occasionally thrust her savagely until she would scream and I would make her beg me to come! Fucking worthless bitch.
I love women who don't like it. I always talk them into it and make them pay the price for their impudence. It keeps the mouthy slut in their place which is face down so you can't hear them.
104. Gando - March 5, 2009 9:07 PM
Yea,that's one hot looking smoothie
105. my comment - March 5, 2009 9:17 PM
boring. there is nothing interesting about her.
106. ImwatchingU - March 5, 2009 9:23 PM
booyaka, do you know how I know that your gay?
107. JPRichardson - March 5, 2009 9:27 PM
She is very, very cute but needs some substance in that frail, childish body of hers. Men like to see curves. Women like to look up to natural-looking models. Children would be better admiring healthy looking women. She has the prettiest face, but lacks much the substance manly and lesbian dreams are made of.
108. suckithhard - March 5, 2009 9:31 PM
She's a fuckin butterface.....look at how far apart her damn eyes are!! No lips,huge dimples, her head looks fucked up too. Are those fucking bags under her eyes??? No curves just a shapeless girl in a push up bra.
109. Fati - March 5, 2009 9:35 PM
these women are good looking of course, but the pictures are also shamelessly photoshopped. no one looks like this.
110. spinal - March 5, 2009 10:08 PM
@103
The reason you have no use for women other than sex is because you're not into women, you fucking weirdo.. I only hope one day you find peace in the hot, hairy manly prison love you so obviously crave. And since you don't mind shit on your dick, you're halfway there already.
What's with all the haters? That chick is beautiful. She literally gets paid to stand around looking beautiful. Go eat another triple stack cheeseburger and pop some more zits in the mirror, jealous morons.
111. Cid - March 5, 2009 11:00 PM
If your favorite sexual act is to fuck a woman the way gay men fuck, then you're gay. Sorry, no exceptions.
112. twhite - March 5, 2009 11:25 PM
aw, she's pretty.
113. meg - March 5, 2009 11:37 PM
Cute body, face is ugly as sin. Shooped, too.
I give it a "meh."
114. Boo - March 5, 2009 11:38 PM
She looks like Jesse from Toy Story 2. If you're into that kinda thing...
115. Frank Lucas' Bitch - March 5, 2009 11:39 PM
What's with all the retarded women saying that having sex makes somebody gay? What the fuck is this? Gay men have oral sex too. Does a guy enjoying oral sex makes him gay? What the fuck is with all this retarded gay double standard? How about, lesbian women enjoy oral sex. So, if you enjoy oral sex with a man, that actually makes you a lesbian? If that sounds retarded it's because it is - the same with the whole "anal makes you gay" notion.
Sheesh, people enjoy different things, and have different sexual preferences. Some like anal, some hate oral, some like domination, others are into group sex, others have foot fetishes, etc., whatever. Just because it's not something you're into or don't like it, you have to act like total assholes? Wow. I'm sorry, but you're retarded. Period.
116. Kamakazi Kunt - March 5, 2009 11:48 PM
A pedophiles legal wet dream.
117. yurgay - March 5, 2009 11:48 PM
you are all gay.
so is miranda kerr.
118. duh - March 6, 2009 12:22 AM
#115 - gay men have anal sex because neither has a vagina. If you have access to a vagina but you prefer to stick your cock in an anus instead, you should be with another guy. Only repressed homosexuals argue otherwise.
119. Doug - March 6, 2009 12:29 AM
Umm, yeah, what's the Kardashian's doing all over this site? Boycotting you!
120. ErrorFlynn - March 6, 2009 1:05 AM
should it be so refreshing that she doesn't have a bellybutton piercing?
121. Rachael - March 6, 2009 1:44 AM
There's nothing wrong with anal you conservative repressed fridgets.
122. Arabica Coffee - March 6, 2009 2:31 AM
Shes pretty. Nice body.
~by Arabica Coffee Personnel
123. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 6, 2009 2:46 AM
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. My friend 'Frank' from 16th Floor come over.
I have on hand not much in way of snack, but - a little bit of popcorn.
Frank' from 16th Floor : Hi everybody. I'm over here at Knee's. He's on 17.
I'm down on 16. Oh. By the way Knee - Do you have any popcorn ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Right. ''Frank'. I have a little bit of popcorn - no Jiffy-Pop - BUT - No transfat !!! New Orville Rickenbacker !!!
Comments ?
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Shit. Orville Rickenbacker. And No trans fat ? Unbelievable. Incredible.
It's about time I listened to you Knee. I wasn't really always listening before. Like...this....you know...when you say....
An 'inside' what .....?
Cliff Notes : Job.
124. Daniel - March 6, 2009 4:24 AM
she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on _____Tallmingle.com_____ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!
125. harhraharharhrahrahraarhrghaa! - March 6, 2009 5:42 AM
All I know about anal is that mostly men with small penises like it. :P
126. Grace k - March 6, 2009 6:05 AM
she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ____Wealthydater.com_____ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!
127. Grace k - March 6, 2009 6:05 AM
she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ____Wealthydater.com_____ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!
128. MustangSally - March 6, 2009 8:12 AM
that girl is insanelly skinny!
i´m not saying that´s a bad thing, but there´s absolutelly 0% meat in her body... she looks cute and all but what I don´t get is
how come THAT anorexic is HOT and lindsay lohan is corpse-like?
they´re about the same... except lilo has some nice natural tits
that´s all.
129. gerard Vandenberg - March 6, 2009 8:55 AM
TELL ME, why ios this so "special" with americans?
The truth is maybe hard to take but almost NO AMERICAN fits a bikini, folks.
THIS BECAUSE OF THE FAT-PROBLEM!!
130. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 6, 2009 9:11 AM
I would scissor her for days.
131. Valerie - March 6, 2009 9:32 AM
She needs some tits and a couple more years, then she may be hot.
She's definately 100x hotter than the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, pictured below:
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132. Deacon Jones - March 6, 2009 9:44 AM
@115 and Valerie
Exactly, never realised how much this annoys some people. I like to do everything, so I guess I'm what, bisexual, trisexual, who the fuck knows. My college days are behind me now, but they were a blast, and I've seen all sorts of shit. Just cause a girl enjoys anal doesnt mean she's fucked up - they all are!
My buddy's girlfriend used to hysterically cry during sex, but LOVED having sex, explain that one for me.
All I know is, the people that diss me and others about banging a chick in the ass are probably the same ones that think Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.
133. Parker - March 6, 2009 9:50 AM
@ Deacon Jones = luckiest bastard in the world. You've lived my fantasy.
134. Jim - March 6, 2009 10:02 AM
I'm not into anal because my cock is too big for that, but I don't pass judgment on the guys who are really into it because they prefer the fit.
135. Deacon Jones - March 6, 2009 10:21 AM
@133
LOL. It was great. She was so hot
136. MJ - March 6, 2009 10:39 AM
Uhm who cares what anybody else does to get theirs? I enjoy it once awhile, so does my man. We like it both.
I think you ass haters need a good lay or something. In the vagina of course. small minded.. why you all care what other people enjoy? Live and let live, nosy much?
137. Fat Chicks Suck - March 6, 2009 10:54 AM
I've never even had anal sex...but I find it absolutely ridiculous how ignorant and close-minded some people are (although I suspect the majority of these "anal is only for gays" posts are by the same person - no way there are that many idiots posting in this thread.) Seriously - have you ever heard anything so stupid? Having anal sex with a girl means you're gay and/or have an abnormally small penis? It's really difficult for me to accept that there are people this dumb walking amongst us - it's scary.
138. MJ - March 6, 2009 11:01 AM
Well, my mans penis is above average..
and I know cuz I've seen and done a lot.
I think it's very ignorant to make statements about something you don't even know. If you don't do it, good for you. If you do, good for you! whatever works and doesn't involve children and/or animals :)
If it bothers you that people enjoy sex the way they like it, put your ivory tower up your ass and go stand on a soap box somewhere else.
139. Doc - March 6, 2009 11:24 AM
#107
It is amusing how “fat” people see “fit” people as having a child body. Her measurements are a fit sexy curvy 34-24-34. She practices a healthy lifestyle and it shows. Men like to see “fit curves” and not “fat induced curves” like Kim Kardasshian. The problems in US are there are more fat curvy women than fit curvy women, so men basically have to settle for the fat curvy females. The same goes for men, there are more fat men in the US than fit men. The US have the biggest people in the world!
Children need to learn how to practice a healthy lifestyle instead of overeating and not exercising. The US has a huge problem with overweight people because being fat causes the most health problems in the US. Instead of parents making excuses for their fat child; like my little Susie or Johnny are not fat; they are big boned or thick is only encouraging your child to continue to overeat. Americans stop the fat denial and start practicing a healthy lifestyle.
140. Ruth - March 6, 2009 11:31 AM
#138
I've talk to many male and female friends and the male guys that like anal are basically immature and can't get into a real relationship. It is a power trip for them or they have gay tendencies. The female friends that have done anal only do it because of low self esteem and some eventually get use to it enough to act like they enjoy it.
#94
Having a finger in your ass is a big difference from having anal sex. The bottom line is if you are into anal sex then you are either gay, into a male power trip or have issues. If you are female then you have issues. I have never seen loving and tender male/female anal sex porn because it is not meant to be gentle and tender. The same goes for gay sex; it is never tender or gentle with emotion; just a physical thing. There is nothing wrong with animalistic sex, but if this is the only way one can get off; then one has intimacy issues
141. Valerie - March 6, 2009 11:35 AM
131 is a troll--some pissed off whiny bitch--not me FUCK this site and its racist TARDS
142. Val - March 6, 2009 12:07 PM
#131
Don't worry about #131 because ignorant people like her/him never vote and don't amount to much for society.
143. Valerie - March 6, 2009 12:14 PM
Ruth,
I respect your opinion, as it might apply to some, but the fact of the matter stands: most normal, mentally healthy guys enjoy anal sex because the ass cavity is way tighter and they have better orgasms. Most normal, mentally healthy girls who engage in anal sex do so because they know this, and they like to please their partner. Sex is all about give and receive. Then comes the time when the normal, healthy guy eats his girl's pussy until SHE cums. It's all a rich tapestry--you don't need to vilify ALL anal sex enthusiasts just from a preconceived prejudice and a lack of personal experience.
144. Where;s Darkwing Duck? - March 6, 2009 12:17 PM
@Anal-sexophobes
If you dislike it so much, why are you watching the related porn? There's alot of porn out there. Anal can be done gently with alot of tenderness. Sorry, if you don't like it don't do it. For fucks sake grow up already.
How old are your friends that you talk to about this subject? 15-16 sitting at the lunch table going "EEWWW! No Way! Ugh Why are the boys sooooo immmatuuree like I can't even believe it. I bet they're gay!"
145. dude - March 6, 2009 12:49 PM
Can you dorks quit fighting? I'm trying to climax....
146. Blah Girls - March 6, 2009 1:57 PM
W/E she's always in a bikini!
147. Vanquish - March 6, 2009 3:12 PM
I like Valerie a lot. :wub:
148. Vanquish - March 6, 2009 3:14 PM
I like Valerie a lot. :wub:
149. Deacon Jones - March 6, 2009 4:04 PM
Valerie,
I'm heading out to happy hour. I'll call you after about 25 miller lite's and we'll test our theory out. Chow
150. Sauron - March 6, 2009 7:00 PM
So where's my sexy wifey?
151. R2-D2 - March 6, 2009 9:24 PM
#150 Congrats Sauron with your wifey! She must has fallen for your huge handsome features! You ugly motherf***er! Beep boop bop!
152. R2-D2 - March 6, 2009 10:38 PM
Beep beep! For Wifey and Sauron! Boop bop!
153. Darth - March 6, 2009 10:57 PM
#152 Aww! Isn't he sweet?:)
154. dft - March 7, 2009 2:48 AM
@140 - Ruth - what are you a fucking psychiatrist? Stop diagnosing whole populations with 'issues' just because of your own frigid personal preference.
The anus is an erogenous zone, go read some Sigmund Freud on the subject if you've never experienced anal pleasure yourself.
and,
@139 - Doc - I've seen your thesis posted on this website too many times. Its fucking boring. And go eat something you sound obsessed.
155. Not so much - March 7, 2009 3:45 AM
her face looks like a 11 year old, which is just plain creepy. and i seriously doubt she is 34-24-34, that would make her a size 2 like me, which is way too big for runway models. she is much skinnier and would never be that large for VS.. but of course they want to make her seem bigger than she is and write some healthy blog eating nonsense. all the models i know smaller than myself eat nothing but lemon water and puke all day. i'm never reading the comments again with all this nasty stuff in here. you guys are so sick.. if it weren't for porn you would realized you'd never get any real women..
156. Samson - March 7, 2009 2:19 PM
@140:
EXCUSE ME?! GAY SEX IS NOT TENDER AND GENTLE AND HAS NO EMOTION?!!?! OMG you're seriously close-minded; I mean I'm gay and me and my boyfriend have really really loving and gentle sex. I love him so so so so so much and I really really want to spend the rest of my life with him. And I mean it's true that men are way more visual than women and that why men are so much into porn and gays can have many casual sex without involving love in it , but daaaaaaaamn that doesn't mean that gays can't have emotional sexual intercourse. You'll never believe me, so why don't you fin out for yourself?
157. Alex - March 7, 2009 6:03 PM
Anyone else notice that her face is really unattractive except for when she is making that one pose, and she seems to be aware of it because she usually does it.