Here's Megan Fox shopping for furniture yesterday, but honestly, who cares what she's doing? I'd probably post pictures of her eating asparagus because a.) I'm that awesome, and b.) it's a scientific fact her breasts are made of angel kisses and whatever's in the middle of Three Musketeers bars. (Read: Magic.)
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2. cooool - March 4, 2009 4:32 PM
FIRST!
3. Valerie - March 4, 2009 4:35 PM
Yawn--but I have to admit, she has pretty hair--the texture at least. Ya have to give her that.
4. PunkA - March 4, 2009 4:35 PM
I think the Skeezer and her retarded fiance have staged somethings to paid for th photos to cover their celeb wedding. Bank on it. Megan Fox will marry BAS this summer. Probably in some trailer park in Corona, or wherever she is from.
5. Max Planck - March 4, 2009 4:37 PM
Tattoos suck.
6. it's true - March 4, 2009 4:38 PM
Talentless trashy skank with an ugly nose.
7. Farles Chew - March 4, 2009 4:40 PM
Nice face, but you could park an oldsmobile in the space between her nips and hips.
IOW: weird torso.
8. ktb - March 4, 2009 4:42 PM
Maybe the Marilyn Monroe tattoo means she aims to have an affair with a president and die of an overdose.
Way to shoot for the moon, kid.
Her face and body are HOT, but she has fucked up thumbs...deal breaker!
9. Some Girl - March 4, 2009 4:43 PM
What is up with her hair? Pretty fugly...
But she is SOoOo amazingly freakin' HOT that it really doesn't even matter.
10. DivaJulia - March 4, 2009 4:43 PM
No matter how pretty she is, forearm tattoos are NEVER elegant on a woman.
The End.
11. me - March 4, 2009 4:46 PM
nothing but trashy looking
12. Lowlands - March 4, 2009 4:48 PM
I'm talking about ACTION.Not about posting a promising post.I'm not a kid anymore.
13. Vince Lombardi - March 4, 2009 4:48 PM
Nice tats, Popeye.
14. Adonis - March 4, 2009 4:49 PM
This bitch is not that great. She looks like white trash to me. I don't get the obsession with her. Plus, she was much cuter when I first saw her. What happened? Just another celeb ruining herself with surgery.
15. Sauron - March 4, 2009 4:50 PM
Don't they still get it? How pigheaded can you be?
16. Zee Brat - March 4, 2009 4:51 PM
Ugh, please don't tell me velvet is making a comeback. First Paris Hilton's skirt and now this.
17. Fati - March 4, 2009 5:04 PM
she's totally hot, but that tattoo has got to go. i don't know why women do that, it's such a trashy look!
18. Fyend - March 4, 2009 5:07 PM
Tats are ugly. Nothing sexier than a woman natural skin. Tats = body grafiti
19. Lee - March 4, 2009 5:13 PM
Love her belt. She's hot, I don't care what anyone says. AND I think she's a decent actress. I agree that that tats ruin her a little though.
20. tattoo - March 4, 2009 5:15 PM
the tattoos make her look bad ass
21. ROUGH DADDY - March 4, 2009 5:19 PM
Id live in her stern quaters if shed let me, no nose pins required...
22. meee - March 4, 2009 5:20 PM
i think you meant to write "who cares what she's doing" not "who cares what's she doing". STOP WITH THE GODDAMN MISTAKES ALREADY!
23. Website for Jeep Owners - March 4, 2009 5:25 PM
Not sure it matters about the tattoos, but I prefer a woman without them. That being said, she is very hot.
24. Valerie - March 4, 2009 5:30 PM
I think some tattos are awesome. Y'all must be conservativeassmutherfuckas from Idaho or something. I always dated dudes with no tattoos and it made no difference to me--then I fucked just two guys with tattoos, and it was like POW! fucking sexy as fuck. Current bf is tattooless and that's OK, but I'll never forget those sexy tats on the hotties I had the pleasure of enjoying!
However, I hate tattoos of Marilyn Monroe and think they're idiotic, on a man or woman, AND yeah, the inner forearm dealy ain't too cool unless it's some pretty design traveling up the arm--or a skull. NOT M.M.
25. Valerie - March 4, 2009 5:34 PM
@16 I'm pretty sure her shirt is silk, not velvet.
26. combustion8 - March 4, 2009 5:36 PM
I'd blow my load all over her iphone.
27. vanessa - March 4, 2009 5:36 PM
cute outfit. minus the shoes. and she really needs to dye her roots.
lovely looking girl, though.
28. fashionpolice - March 4, 2009 5:41 PM
shirt looks velvet to me
29. Teeh - March 4, 2009 5:49 PM
Oh hello baby, wanna come to Egypt I give you some love :D
30. big teeth - March 4, 2009 5:50 PM
A miracle of modern make-up. Ever notice without it she just looks like any other random cute girl from middle America?
31. Sportsdvl - March 4, 2009 5:53 PM
Nice body, even if the tits are fake. But, she's avg looking without all the hollywood makeup.
#24 - look skank, just 'cause men don't like whores with lots of tats doesn't make them conservatives from Idaho. Seriously, are you like 16 yrs old?
32. herbiefrog - March 4, 2009 5:59 PM
ok lets get this over with
[excuse us meag, etc...]
? what ? why ammmmm i here ?
comes n goes
like a wave...
needless conmment dele5ted
[...or so he thought : ) )) ?
33. RUBBERsoulLESS - March 4, 2009 6:04 PM
For all I know the Transformers franchise is an abomination to American cinema. As long as Megan Fox is around, pass the kool-aid. Oh yea!
34. soahc - March 4, 2009 6:09 PM
I must admit. Though I am oft baffled by Hollywood's taste in women, this fox has a pretty much perfect bod. Her waist to hip ratio is ideal, her legs aren't skinny, knock kneed or bow legged. She's not emaciated as is the status quo. Yup, she's definitely fuckable. Shit, she's good breeding material. Somebody knock this bitch up, please! For the sake of the human race!
35. Shaka Chan - March 4, 2009 6:14 PM
I think she's awesome. Hater Baters!
36. Valerie - March 4, 2009 6:15 PM
@31 add 10 years, and your panties all in a wad has no effect on me whatsoever--lay off the crack, would ya? And of course men like skans with tattos, what are ya, 85 year old? Seriously.
37. Mike Hawk - March 4, 2009 6:17 PM
Tatoos = Fuck Puppet
38. Valerie - March 4, 2009 6:19 PM
31 says "[bitchiness escalated] I said WHORES, not "skans" [enter insult here] and I'm twelve, not 85! I jack myself off and never get laid, so when I hear about people getting off, it makes me mad and jealous, so then I call them skanks as I cry and beat off to Megan Fox--even though I hate her tattoos because I'm a conservativeassMoFo from Idaho"
beat ya! :D
39. herbiefrog - March 4, 2009 6:30 PM
she chose her... we just agrred
das cant too many ?
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40. Sally - March 4, 2009 6:35 PM
MY GOD, ENOUGH ALREADY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO READ "I HATE HER TATS", OR "HER TATS ARE GROSS", WHENEVER I READ COMMENTS ABOUT MEGAN FOX!!!!!!
You're all a bunch of broken records. STFU already. She is a gorgeous woman and i feel like i'm part of some time warp. It's 2009 and people are still this uptight about tats? My god, it makes me want to run out right this minute and tat up both of my arms!!! Grow up and how about stop following the leader and lost past the obvious and say something else for a change.
41. casualencounters.com/blog/ - March 4, 2009 6:38 PM
I basically looked at this and thought "yummy bewbs" and then I scolled down and posted a comment saying that I basically looked at this and thought "yummy bewbs" .
42. Valerie - March 4, 2009 6:40 PM
Word up Sally, besides, most of these dudes have ever seen her in person, can't they just Photoshop the tats off, THEN beat it? It's called Being Crafty.
43. laurente - March 4, 2009 6:41 PM
fake boobs
fake lips
fake nose
44. laurente - March 4, 2009 6:41 PM
fake boobs
fake lips
fake nose
45. Richard McBeef - March 4, 2009 6:58 PM
tattoos ruin her body but you are geigh if you would not
46. Valerie - March 4, 2009 7:00 PM
Photoshop. Beat it. Cry.
HAHA! : P
47. Blonk - March 4, 2009 7:03 PM
Is this Megan Fox thing gonna be a repeat of the whole Hayden Panettiere incident, where we got fifty million posts about her doing nothing just cause she clicks your buttons?
48. stephanie - March 4, 2009 7:04 PM
Not to insult Megan Fox, but at first when I could only see the top of the picture to the top of her sunglasses.... I thought this was going to be about Michael Jackson.
49. Richard McBeef - March 4, 2009 7:04 PM
valerie you are a trailer trash meth skank and can fuck off. DIAF.
sally for some reason i get the feeling you are not a trailer trash skank, i think you are probably just a bitch. and fat. DIAF.
50. Jefferson - March 4, 2009 7:34 PM
She is absolutely gorgeous. I can't wait for Transformers 2 to come out!
J from Beer & Pancakes
51. Airmail - March 4, 2009 7:35 PM
The kind of girl you would bring to Mom... if Mom was in prison and needed new tattoo ideas...
52. Kallie - March 4, 2009 7:36 PM
I cant tell if she is tryin to look like linds lohan or if linds lohan is tryin to look like her!
do guys find this grungish look attractive? I guess her style is kind of irrelevant to her "hottness" ? or does this look add to her appeal? do guys even care if a gurl looks stylish or not?
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54. me - March 4, 2009 8:14 PM
i don't have a problem with tattoos on women. i think a woman can still like elegant with tattoos, but there's nothing elegant about megan fox OR her tattoos. marylin monroe? seriously? she gives us girls with GOOD tattoos that MEAN something a very bad name. she's a trashy hoe. look at her clothes, for god's sake. she dresses like a mall whore.
55. oh hell yeah - March 4, 2009 8:46 PM
she looks cheap. good!
56. timmy the dying boy - March 4, 2009 9:14 PM
She'll be old hat in a month, once Hollywood pops out the next attractive young ingenue for the feeble-minded to adore.
57. Megan Fixed Should Be the Name... - March 4, 2009 9:24 PM
I see this picture of Megan Fox and I think,
"That's not a forehead -- that's a FIVE head!"
Is she supposed to be attractive? Bucktoothed, ugly tattoos, carrot-thin wafer-looking and skanky? Sorry ... I'm just not that into Fox.
58. Sauron - March 4, 2009 9:42 PM
Mmmm,i can't wait to put my huge hands on this girl's breasts. . .
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60. Mike - March 4, 2009 10:28 PM
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61. slut stamp inc. - March 4, 2009 11:09 PM
#54-
"she gives us girls with GOOD tattoos that MEAN something a very bad name."
No such thing as good tattoos on a girl. You all look like trash. Only underemployed losers and/or assholes like you. You probably have one of those as a boyfriend right now. As you age and become fat and out of shape (assuming you are not already) that meaningful tattoo will stretch into a horrible caricature of itself, reminding you every day of every bad choice you have made in your life that brought you to this pathetic life in a double wide that stinks of tobacco smoke and whiskey.
62. rick - March 4, 2009 11:17 PM
She's an American girl who isn't fat.
Quit criticizing and count your fucking blessings.
63. azzman - March 4, 2009 11:24 PM
she took the pink sleeve off her iphone.
64. gerard Vandenberg - March 5, 2009 12:26 AM
WEIRD?
Under water there simply isn't much, folks!!
65. sin - March 5, 2009 2:27 AM
If she did not have those hideous slut tattoos, she would look a lot better. Why do women get tats on their extremities? If you fell that you need a tattoo, you are lacking in mental fortitude. It is permanent and USELESS.
OOHH...I have a tat..I am big and bad. No, you are a stupid retatrd with limited mental capacities.
Want to "express" yourself? Write a book or a song. Protest something. Actually go out and DO something.
66. Valerie - March 5, 2009 2:33 AM
Richard McBeef, it's too bad that you can't come up with an amusing insult.
Perhaps while you were suckling your momma's titty, you saw my comments and were offended as the milky motherness that so nourishes you spilt from your psoriasis-infested mouth, and you thought, "Why, 'skank' is such an UNDERUSED term. I really feel that people these days actually would have their feelings hurt and get my dissonance more personally if I called them that! Would teach THEM right, as my tiny, shriveled, crooked penis is so tinkering for affection, that I simply MUST talk shit about any fine bitch who is getting laid--and by a tattooed hot Cali punk as well! Might as well add 'trailer trash', seems to be the popular term and I SURE AS HELL CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF, why, I'm as dull as my favorite sheep I like to fuck, Lil Sheepie sure as hell doesn't have any tattoos!" Cause this is what it's about, right?
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67. alice - March 5, 2009 2:50 AM
^_^
68. question - March 5, 2009 3:34 AM
Wow. I love her. I would do her, even though i'm a girl and i'm straight. It doesn't matter, her body is gorgeous. I want that body. One way or the other.
69. Anon-E-Mouse - March 5, 2009 5:53 AM
When is she going to stop wasting all that beauty on that retard she's still with?
70. billabong021 - March 5, 2009 6:33 AM
Hehe, in the very last pic some moron pap is tryin to take a shot with his lens cover on :P
71. Danielle - March 5, 2009 8:12 AM
just another trashy bitch
72. RichPort's Ghost - March 5, 2009 8:45 AM
Hey Valeries, why don't you tell us how you really feel? C'mon, no holding back.
73. Richard McBeef - March 5, 2009 9:07 AM
Shit bitch, you sure showed me. and even used words like dissonance while doing so. bravo, cunt, bravo!
74. RichPort's Ghost - March 5, 2009 9:31 AM
Twat? I cunt hear you... Scum a little closer...
75. Newcastle - March 5, 2009 9:39 AM
Yeah, she has seriously hot, skank appeal.
76. Valkyrie - March 5, 2009 9:59 AM
WAIT, WHERE'S THE ANGELINA WANNA-BE COMMENTS??!!!11!!
yeah, this chick is SO skanky because she's got tattoos. Wow, it's really hurt her career, poor thing is living in the trailer park...trying to look like Angelina...
;____________________;
she's weeping. The opinions on here are SO diverse and articulate, why, I bet even Stephen Hawking comes here for the critical thinking skills.
oh and someone get to the Angelina comments, PRONTO!
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78. stevies - March 5, 2009 11:24 AM
WHERE'S HER ASS???? FUCK THAT SHIT!! GIMME SOME JESSIE B!!!!!!
79. mansman - March 5, 2009 11:26 AM
don't get me wrong, I'd fuck her several times but I need a girl with a juicy ass for the long term or I'd be miserable as fuck. I can't get the idea out of my head that she secretly lives in a trailer park and strips at the tavern down the street.
80. Valerie - March 5, 2009 11:50 AM
You're welcome. It was a pleasure working with you.
81. Mike Walker - March 5, 2009 12:05 PM
Meltdown on aisle 66
82. shut the fuck up Valerie - March 5, 2009 12:16 PM
Ummm, Angry Valerie?
You have way too much time on your hands. It's great that you are utilizing your online thesaurus to increase your vocab skills, but nobody really cares. Shut the fuck up.
83. Valerie - March 5, 2009 12:49 PM
OK, I was done anyway. The irony is not lost on me that YOU told ME I had too much time on my hands.
84. WE RUN THIS CITY. - March 5, 2009 1:16 PM
Good looking dame, with a good sex drive.
85. mcSkinny - March 5, 2009 1:50 PM
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86. Nicole - March 5, 2009 2:07 PM
Stop posting pictures of Megan Fox doing NOTHING. I get it, you're obsessed. Look at her boobs on your computer, alone.
87. ocd - March 5, 2009 5:12 PM
On another picture of her someone commented that her Marilyn tattoo looks like an asian Marilyn.
Now that is all I can see.
88. drunk - March 5, 2009 5:15 PM
Hey this picture makes her look like a young Kim Delaney.
And you know what happened to her...
Be careful, Miss Fox.
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91. Master Lee - March 5, 2009 10:33 PM
Ewwww. Toe thumbs and multiple regrettable tattoos. Cheers.
92. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded - March 6, 2009 1:10 AM
Hmmmm. She looks well-educated.
93. ps3 80gb - March 6, 2009 8:03 AM
I love the Marilyn Monroe tattoo, really sexy!
94. Michele - March 6, 2009 10:17 AM
How's it going triangle head?! Who is she?
95. Narcissist - March 7, 2009 6:07 AM
Still on track with the longer jeans.
96. lyn - March 11, 2009 1:48 PM
I LOVE her belt....anyone know where I can get it? Cheers & thanks....
97. Shannon - March 28, 2009 6:33 PM
#65... I love people like you. Let’s do a run through... 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something... protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of "protesters" are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH...I have a tat...I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow... their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)
98. Shannon - March 28, 2009 6:34 PM
#65... I love people like you. Let’s do a run through... 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something... protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of "protesters" are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH...I have a tat...I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow... their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)
99. Shannon - March 28, 2009 6:34 PM
#65... I love people like you. Let’s do a run through... 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something... protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of "protesters" are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH...I have a tat...I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow... their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)
100. Shannon - March 28, 2009 6:36 PM
#65... I love people like you. Let’s do a run through... 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something... protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of "protesters" are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH...I have a tat...I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow... their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)