Mar 27 2009Megan Fox has lady parts
Damn. Friday already? Here's that special time of the week where I like to remind everybody that Megan Fox has breasts. Think of me as a service to the community. Or a national treasure even. I earned it.
Adding... Suck it, Shriners!

Reader Comments
1. Megan Fox - March 27, 2009 5:01 PM
Keep your stinkin' hands off me you damn dirty apes.
2. Sid - March 27, 2009 5:03 PM
Must be windy in celebrityland because all the girls seem to be getting blown backwards.
3. Come-Honor-Face - March 27, 2009 5:03 PM
why is she always wearing wife-beaters?
4. phoring - March 27, 2009 5:06 PM
Hot!! Except for the tramp stamps. That guy should be staring at something else.
5. Blah Girls - March 27, 2009 5:07 PM
She is totes a hottie.
6. Juan - March 27, 2009 5:07 PM
She pretty but would IMO be more attractive w/out tats and breast implants. (How many tats she have?)
7. Chris Brown - March 27, 2009 5:08 PM
#3 - that's what I was wondering.
8. Juan - March 27, 2009 5:10 PM
Hahaha, phoring says she hot except for 'tramp stamps'! Funny and true!
9. Kelley - March 27, 2009 5:14 PM
Fake tits ... lots of tattoos = common as dirt.
10. Come-Honor-Face - March 27, 2009 5:15 PM
needs an ass shot, or these pictures are just a figment of our imagination
11. hnuidfgds - March 27, 2009 5:15 PM
SEXIEST girl in the world, stuck up bitch though...
12. Jessica Biel - March 27, 2009 5:18 PM
I think she's hot! I mean, from a distance, as a straight girl might say. Would say. Isn't that right, Fag? I mean, Justin.
13. g_girl - March 27, 2009 5:21 PM
Are fake breasts really that hot? i think theyre rather scary but ones does not learn that about them before he touches them.
14. asitshouldbe - March 27, 2009 5:25 PM
#3. Because she beats the shit out of her wife Brianna Austin Green, you know that fugly little girl from Beverly Whores 90210, she dated that guy on the show.. what was his name?... Oh ya Don, played by that hideous actor Tony Spelling. Ugly fucking couple. Anyway Megan like to keep her uglyass wife in line Chris Brown style ,so her clothes is just representin'.
15. Andy - March 27, 2009 5:29 PM
She looks like she has STDs.
16. getanewsweater - March 27, 2009 5:31 PM
This is the fifteenth time I've seen her in that cardigan you'd think her transformers money would afford her a few new sweaters, I guess ugly ass hotness-destroying tatoos don't come cheap. Sure is expensive to ruin natural beauty. Almost as expensive as trying to create beauty, ain't that right silicone boobies?
17. antoine bugleboy - March 27, 2009 5:33 PM
she could beat my wife any day.
god bless you fish for your selfless commitment to the community!
18. Deacon Jones - March 27, 2009 5:34 PM
In the words of Buff Bagwell:
"Ha ha, YES!"
Peace Fish!
19. true - March 27, 2009 5:39 PM
#3 It's because she has the inescapable white trash gene, which also causes her to want to sully her hotness with tramp stamps and whore-tats.
20. Tina - March 27, 2009 5:42 PM
Flip flops are for the beach and the pool, people. Americans are so trashy!
21. Obama - March 27, 2009 5:48 PM
Why is it that;
7 out of 10 african americans are criminals.
2 out of 10 european americans are criminals.
4 out of 10 hispanic americans are criminals.
1 out of 10 asian americans are criminals.
Yet the african americans claim to be the most advanced culture?
Is there something we need to correct here, do you want to read the truth?
22. THAT_GIRL_JENN - March 27, 2009 5:56 PM
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU LIKE HER IS BECAUSE
1) SHE IS ANAREXIC
2) SHE HAS BREAST IMPLANTS
3) SHE HAS NO ASS
IF SHE GAINED 15 LBS YOU WOULD ALL CALL HER FAT AND UGLY AND GIVE HER SEL ESTEEM ISSUES
DON'T EVEN LIE, GO BACK TO WORSHIPING YOUR 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODIED FEMALES AND MAKING FUN OR KIM
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
23. Rae - March 27, 2009 6:02 PM
she's so average
24. jay - March 27, 2009 6:15 PM
hey obama why don't you take the racist garbage and go tell it to someone who gives a shit!
25. azzman - March 27, 2009 6:16 PM
caution: erections ahead
26. testing - March 27, 2009 6:17 PM
if by breasts you mean bags of silicone than I guess she has breasts
27. jay - March 27, 2009 6:21 PM
Go away "Obama"
28. Sportsdvl - March 27, 2009 6:28 PM
Ok, she has titties but she shows here that she really needs that Hollywood makeup!
29. sin - March 27, 2009 6:35 PM
She has lady parts. Just parts. the rest of her is skanky whore. Get those hideous tats removed. I see some of those tats and she reminds me of Amy Winehouse. Minimal talent, non existant self esteem and major image issues.
30. soahc - March 27, 2009 6:35 PM
People, what do you expect? She was discovered by Brian Austin Green on a set where she was working as an extra. (This is not to trash background women, I know of some VERY fine women doing background work.)
31. Rhialto - March 27, 2009 6:38 PM
Where's my girl!?
32. Fornax - March 27, 2009 6:39 PM
Two people I am fucking tired of seeing celebrity "news" about:
Megan Fox
Jennifer Aniston
33. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 27, 2009 6:43 PM
100% girl luckily,i'm allergic for penises! Even if it was only 0,00000001%!
34. Obama - March 27, 2009 6:44 PM
@24 & 27
Come here to speak your mind jay.
You cannot deny the truth. Even though you voted for me because you enjoy your liberal ideals that run the vein of emulating an african american, hoping in some way that we will accept you, you are wrong. we seek to kill you and invade your homes. Now that you have voted for me you have undermined your own freedom in exchange for political correctness.
So come here and see the truth.
~O
35. Darth - March 27, 2009 6:46 PM
Is that a hair on her upperlip!?? Ewww!
36. killerabbit - March 27, 2009 6:52 PM
There's a penis on the wall behind her.
37. Sauron - March 27, 2009 6:55 PM
Check her hands and bone-structure! I've a trained eye for this! Definitely 100% fresh woman meat!
38. Gando - March 27, 2009 7:02 PM
Hawt girl! *Breaths heavy*
39. GROAARH! - March 27, 2009 7:10 PM
She's carrying a huge wallet! And pink papers!? Very nice shaped legs!
40. lacie - March 27, 2009 7:13 PM
I didnt know her boobs were fake, they dont look that big to be fake... and I don't think tattoos are trashy unless shes covere up and down her arms i only see like a couple on her.
41. NoOneImportant - March 27, 2009 7:14 PM
Alright, look dude, this obsession has got to stop. I mean honestly, she is fine...I admit that. But man please stop posting articles about her!! You are desensitizing everyone to her. I'm starting to get tired of seeing her! So please give us about a week or so!!
42. Fuck U - March 27, 2009 7:19 PM
Who the fuck is this whore anyway?
Fuck her...and all you assholes who post.
43. friendlyfires - March 27, 2009 7:28 PM
yeah, very pretty, but no brain, people, no brain. Sad really. I think I may need a paper handkerchief ... excuse me ...(SSSSNNNEEEERRRRRRTTT!) .... ALL THAT BEAUTY AND NO BRAIN ... sob, sob, weep, weep
44. joho777 - March 27, 2009 7:49 PM
[i]"Megan Fox has lady parts,"[/i] breast implants, and chicken legs!
45. GROAARH! - March 27, 2009 7:53 PM
I'll hump her anytime my brains out!
46. youtube - March 27, 2009 8:18 PM
hastasıyım hastasıı
47. ronr - March 27, 2009 8:37 PM
And how odd and somehow refreshing that she actually seems to be wearing a bra...
48. YOU_LIKE_LIMERICK_MAN? - March 27, 2009 9:21 PM
Megan Fox
There once was a beauty named Megan
Who's boyfriend was gay as Clay Aiken
She yanked and she yanked
Trying to plump up his frank
But, alas, it just hung there like bacon
49. Z - March 27, 2009 9:36 PM
Megan Fox looks little bit like Lindsay Lohan but not as ugly...
50. pafdafa - March 27, 2009 9:36 PM
She looks great except her legs remind me of old skinny legs-like Janice dickinsons!
51. nysro - March 27, 2009 10:13 PM
It's not so much that she has tats.. its that they look like shit in the spots she has them...
I bet she's not very bright either.. and probably a royal cunt.
52. I hate ugly stupid girls - March 27, 2009 10:46 PM
#9 Your just another chick who wishes she looked that hot, guess what dumb-ass, guys like fake tits and real tits an tit tits.WE LIKE TITS STUPID. The tats are so so, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for them.
This girl is the hottest actress around that fucked up town, Much bettet than watching a movie with Gwenny ( I name my kid after fucking fruit) and I hate America.. (CUNT) she is white trash, not Fox!!
#20 Flip flops are for who ever fucking wants to wear them and when ever slut bag. Fuck you Euro trash, should she wear that fucking ugly euro crap you dumb cuts wear. She looks American because she is American & American guys like hot ass American girls like her, I bet you don't shave do you!! HAIRY CUNT GIRL is your new name!
53. itty bitty titty committy - March 27, 2009 11:04 PM
She really doesn't have big tits. It's probably just a Wonderbra doing its best with what little she has.
The tats are ugly. Tats are so common now that every ugly old grandma has them now. Nothing special anymore, just an ugly fad.
54. liz4sale - March 27, 2009 11:10 PM
I think there are some jealous ass bitches on here. while i dont exactly like her choice of tattoos, they r kind of cool and if thats what shes into fine i dont really care, she is skinny but i wouldnt really call her too skinny. and as far as the wife beaters and flip flops, its just a laid back look, not trashy. ppl dont have to dress up everyday. alot of people have implants these days, its not that big of a deal, although i would agree natural boobs are sexier, but there is absolutely no denying she is a very pretty girl. she looks good people, regardless of all the things you complain about, and you ALL know it.
55. Alfalfa - March 28, 2009 12:03 AM
I wouldn't mind fucking her up the ass until her anus is red with blood
56. gerard Vandenberg - March 28, 2009 12:39 AM
"LADY PARTS"?
PROSTITUTE or LADY, what's the difference with her, folks?
57. natashajade - March 28, 2009 1:12 AM
why does everyone think that having tattoos is trashy?
don't get me wrong, there are some trashy, typical tattoos.
i happen to like the marilyn tat she has. and the shakespeare quote on her back i also like. perhaps not the most suitable thing for an actress, but i don't think it's trashy. now the fact that she has the fake tits and what she wears kinda accentuates the trashiness. lol
58. Jebus - March 28, 2009 1:59 AM
#40 you're wrong, all tats are trashy.
59. Ireeta - March 28, 2009 3:38 AM
#57 Shakespeare is "perhaps not the most suitable thing for an actress"? I don't know. Shakespeare, plays, actors, seems pretty damn suitable if you ask me!
Anybody else notice the forlorn "I'm so close to her but I can't even touch her damn my job sucks" look on dude's face in the first and fourth pics?
60. jenna - March 28, 2009 5:28 AM
I´ve read all your comments...I wonder what your demands are when it comes to a womans looks? Scary if you don´t find this girl attractive. Compared to her I look like dog food and if I put my picture up I wouldn´t ever want to read what you have to say about me!!! :-(
Megan is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! Truley amazing! The next Angelina Jolie! :-) She has the most perfect face and a petite, nice, sexy body. Beautiful hair and just...perfect! =)
I don´t get it...how can anybody find so many bad things to say about her looks? How does a beautiful woman look to you?
I agree on one thing though, if she has breast implants, that´s one of her few flaws! And her boyfriend, Brian...there´s nothing wrong with him either. He looks fine!
61. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 6:33 AM
Wow!
62. Sandman - March 28, 2009 11:05 AM
Jenna #60, I think she's hot but would be hotter without the tats and fake boobs. With her tats (at least one on each arm and at least one on one leg from what I've seen) she looks like the wall behind her in pictures 8, 10, and 11. Let's hope and pray she doesn't start injecting stuff into her lips that will end up making her look like another Hollywood WALKING FREAK SHOW.
63. Rosie - March 28, 2009 11:07 AM
I'd shit on her vagina anytime
64. SusieQ - March 28, 2009 11:13 AM
No talent whiner Kim Kardashian rationalizes that everybody gets airbrushed. Gee, funny, but it doesn't appear as if MS Fox's legs are airbrushed in the dozen photos here. Maybe that's because MS Fox, unlike Oinker Kardashian, doesn't have cottage cheese thighs and gargantuan ass cheeks.
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66. ItsFullOfPoop - March 28, 2009 11:39 AM
Oh look,there's yet another borderline anorexic,plastic-filled,no talent Hollywood skank for all the mouthbreathers who have no fucking ability to discern what's hot,and have to have TMZ and dipshit bloggers like the one here to tell them what's hot,to have something to fap over.
67. SillyPandas - March 28, 2009 2:38 PM
bitch has some ugly tattoos.
anybody else realize she never covers her marilyn monroe tattoo? its getting old.
68. Bearer of Bad News - March 28, 2009 3:41 PM
I hate to be the one to break it to you, Fish, but those aren't lady parts, those are PLASTIC parts.
69. Sookie - March 28, 2009 4:37 PM
I think she is probably a head case. Some of the things she says in interviews are just really weird - "like that she is a "tranny" and she definately has eating and weight issues. Remember folks, the camera adds ten pounds. Look how skinny her legs and neck are. And the tattoos are just too much for me. One or two is fine, but she has too many for my taste.
70. Alfalfa - March 28, 2009 4:44 PM
She's not weird, just another typical boring Hollywood whore trying to be shocking because she has no talent.
71. Shannon - March 28, 2009 6:03 PM
I think she is beautiful, by far one of the most beautiful women i have seen. I also do not think she has fake boobs.
72. Shitlover - March 28, 2009 7:21 PM
she could shit on the wall, and i would move it to other walls with my mouth! my cock fucking burns about this girl awhile!
73. HATEYOU - March 28, 2009 8:18 PM
She is fantastic. Totally hot. I wish my gf was like her. But she is not and I hate her for my own reasons. Do you have anyone you hate in your life? Then go to sharehate.blogspot.com (or click on my name) and tell me about it.
74. Curtis Rasmussen - March 28, 2009 10:40 PM
FU HU
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77. venomsad - March 29, 2009 2:33 PM
Boys like Megan because of her hot face.
Men think Megan is a dog because she has a disgusting body like Angelina Jolie. Pasty, stick like legs, YUCK!
78. i call 'em as I see 'em - March 29, 2009 3:15 PM
She's so famous, she has her own freakin' mouth breather in a blue shirt who flits around her....
79. dear 'fish - March 29, 2009 3:25 PM
Mr. 'Fish,
Yes, Megan Fox has breasts.
But, (and no disrespect intended) you could have them too-
the same way she got them-
with surgery.
Then, sadly, we'd never hear from you again,
as you'd be busy entertaining yourself, not us...
80. amy - March 29, 2009 6:07 PM
she as small boobies and looks like amy winehouse
81. megan sucks - March 29, 2009 7:54 PM
Megan Fucks
82. acne scars ruin it - March 29, 2009 7:56 PM
does she still have acne scars? 'cause her skin looks a lot better that in transformers
83. feedmepork - March 30, 2009 8:58 AM
@14: its not often I burst out laughing at someone's comment, but that cracked me up good style.
cheers, keep up the good work!
84. RichPort's Ghost - March 30, 2009 9:18 AM
That guy in the first pic looks like he's asking her for the $5 she borrowed.
He ain't gettin' it either.
85. FFF - March 30, 2009 2:05 PM
Her sexy feet are my desire!!!!
86. mandy tate - March 30, 2009 4:33 PM
She's beautiful...all you fucktards don't know the simple trick of wearing a bra a size smaller to create the illusion of full breasts.She doesn't have breast implants...
87. Scott - March 31, 2009 11:33 PM
tattos..........on the feet .......www.uniformmate.com
88. Kristina - April 26, 2009 3:56 PM
Her legs aren't stick legs. They have a good shape, and she can even wear her hair up without hair framing her face and still look good. I bet she could be bald and look good. Nobody is perfect, and her body is way better than most of the girls and women I see everyday.