Mar 31 2009Megan Fox has hair. Did not see that coming...

It's been four long days since I've posted about Megan Fox, so here are shots of her leaving the hair salon last night. Sure, I could cover things like black president guy and the moneys, but c'mon. Megan Fox + Haircut = Hardest hitting journalism on the planet. Frankly, I'm surprised Clark Kent hasn't swooped down and handed me a medal. Or whoever it was that invented newspapers. Garfield?

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Wow. I'd hit it during lunch.

wow, for the first time she looks pretty good here.

frist?

Superfish's comical references are getting out of hand!

Sorry, can't get past the weird half thumbs.

Still looks like a total skank with those tats. Ugh.

she looks.. disproportional?

Those high class russian escorts can give her a run for her money, especially that chic who tried to sell pics of Oscar De la hoya in drag...

Those tattoos just piss me off. What a waste of a hot chick. She looks like a typical porn skank - maybe even worse. Those tattoos are seriously disgusting.

Great body and a hot face completely ruined by her failed attempt to be edgy, hip, and hardcore (AKA stupidity.) Nobody worthwhile still thinks tattoos are cool. Seriously - why the fuck would a hot chick ever get a tattoo (let alone multiple nasty tattoos.) There is no fucking advantage to it - you just look like another typical skanky idiot with a tattoo. Do they really think they have a unique and special idea and/or tattoo location that is super hip? I also find it funny that guys think tattoos make them look tough - I see skanky chicks with tattoos everywhere I look and they definitely aren't tough. These douchebag guys need to find a new way to look tough and edgy. When is the last time you saw a guy with a visible tattoo that didn't think he was a badass? I honestly think getting a tattoo is an intelligence test. If you have one, you automatically fail. If you want one, you automatically fail.

Could this woman be any hotter? Knights of Columbus!

She looks pretty here, usually i think shes fugly and skanky looking. The tats are nasty. My dude think shes hot.

This is coming from a woman. WOW shes BEAUTIFUL. But WHY oh WHY does she have all those tattoos? She's a classic beauty and she could really bring back the "old" hollywood with those looks...but, those tats ruin it.

DON'T CARE DON'T CARE DON'T CARE DON'T CARE

Don't post another god damn Megan Fox post until she does something actually entertaining or schadenfreude inducing. If I want pictures I'll go to google god damn images.

WTF does she have MM tatoo on her arm. Why not just keep a picture in her wallet?

#9 you sound fat, and full of fail.

Her clubbed thumbs freak me out.

Is it just me or is her face starting to resemble Lindsay Lohan? Hiring Lindsay's team to do your makeover is NOT a good idea.

She's got a big head, literally and figuratively. And she whines about how she doesn't think she's hot and she fucks losers. But yeah, nice hair.

Well said, #9. I'm a chick and a feminist, and whenever I see women with tattoos, my automatic thought is "White trash alert." It used to be hip and edgy, but now it just looks cheap.

15: How are those tattoos working out for you? I'm sure it has really improved the quality of your life and everybody around you thinks much higher of you.

The only thing that amazes me more than the fact that people are actually dumb enough to get tattoos is how proud (and defensive) they are about the ink they had injected into their skin. People with tattoos generally think they are clever badasses...when in fact they are generally worthless morons.

Yeah. How was Vanuatu? massa

too much make up and her face (chin) looks funky ... shes pretty but nasty ... i think its her body that makes her hot but her face is icky and the tattoos are gross ... over-rated ... the thing that guys like from this chick is that you can totally tell she likes to suck dick and that she likes to fuck ... but totally agree with the guys and chicks that say that theyve seen better ... there are hotter chicks than this girl

I've seen some classy tats, 20. There is such a thing. Just because you live in a trailer in Bumfuck, Arkansas and only see trashy ones, doesn't mean that's all there is.

All I can add to the fray is the word "hump" as in I would do this repeatedly until I was exhausted and then start again 30 seconds later. She looks just fine to me. People are just slighted because she is famous, hot, has money and fake boobies that are inviting in that "want to see em' cause they're fake" kinda way.....if you disagree with me, you should look again.

Creepy on the thumbs. I never noticed, looks like she has 2 big toes for thumbs. But I'd hit it if she wore gloves.

Holy shit! She was already hot but this is even hotter!

Everybody hands off! This one is mine!

She's hot like shit!

Ohmmm,she's the typical peaceful loving meditation kind of hot thing!

Sexy legs!

Did she squish her thumbs in a door or something?

I think i've found my ultimate button! Will be able to push my brains out!

lol if the movie business doesnt work out, she can paint that thumb green and become a lawn doctor.

Nice tats and tits! Any flaps!?

looking like trash as always

#20, you still sound fat, and shrill too, how is that working out for you?

I used to think she was drop dead gorgeous- but some how the more I see of her the less I'm impressed.

am I the only one noticing the nosejob?

This woman is just GORGEOOOOOOOUUUUUS! Absolutely breathtaking! But those tattoos... Don't get me started....

#20: So I guess the freedom of choice to get a tattoo or not lets people who don't like them believe whatever the fuck they want. You are calling people with tats out on thinking they're "edgy" and "cool" yet here you are being a pompous doucher who fucking thinks their opinion trumps the internet. You need to grow up and be open-minded. I don't even have a tattoo and I think you're a fuckhead.

#9, YOU truly are a fucking idiot, as most posts on here say. You should kill yourself, you really are worthless.

#15, #40: Well played. #9 is a fucking douchebag that is getting overfilled by the minute!

Big face and big hands...Hmmm.

What is wrong with all theses actresses, she is way too young to have so much Botox pumped into her forehead already. Her face is staring to look like a child's Halloween mask of Snow White.

whats everybody on here so against tattoos for?
and why does this chick always have on a sweater? it seems to me its more than warm enough in CA for tank tops

Can she look anymore older than she does here? She looks like she's 40.

Girls with lots of tats are no different from cutters. I don't know who boinked Megan before she sprouted pubes - Dad, grandpa, Uncle Dick - but she's definitely scarred emotionally and wants her defiled body to look the part.

She has what we thumbkins like to call Stub Thumb, or Brachydactyly Thumbs, complete with spatulate thumbnails. How swell!

Her hair looks nasty. Or she has cheap hair extensions.

Totally agree on the tattoos. I know no one wants to think that a hot chick now with tattoos will not look so hot with same tattoos when she's older, but I wish you would rethink that. After an asshole totaled my car, I recently took the bus for a couple weeks and saw all different walks of life. One thing is certain - seeing old ladies with tattoos is not attractive; and, if they're lucky, all hot young chicks will some day be old.

Megan was gorgeous before the tats and certainly before the surgical enhancements. Too bad she wasn't proud in her own skin.

She's crazy hot


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She looks like the crypt keeper in the first pic. hellloooooooo kiddies!

lol @ 46
nice analysis dr. drew lipinski, killed that

i'm 100% hetero woman, but man i would fuck her for daaaaays.

Her nose in the third picture. Yikes.

And I think that the general consensus is that, yes, her tats are gross. She really likes to show them off, huh?

stupid bitch, let's burn her!
YEAHHHHHHHHHH ( UH UH UH UH ! )


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She's pretty dazzling....Wouldn't mind working with her....her imdb photo doesn' t look as good as she usually photographs

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

I am torn on tattoos. Many of them do look skanky on women and make men look like dumb posers. It can be fine when someone gets a tattoo for a somewhat decent reason, to remember a loved one or a small religious tattoo.

If I ever got one it would be small and in a part of my body that is normally covered by casual clothing. My husband keeps wanting a cross on his back and I have to lay down the law. I will NOT let him ruin his nice body no matter how good that tattoo is. So I guess it boils down to how much I care about someone.

It is really sad that Meagan got a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe (rolls over laughing). Maybe she got them when she was 18? Most people just don't have common sense at that age and it is really hard to get tattoos removed.

Most overrated bitch ever. And I'm a guy.

This is the best she's ever looked really

I'm going back to sleep now; make sure to wake me if she does anything about removing that cheap looking "ink".

someone needs to get this chick a stylist, or at least a better one if she already has one. the bad hair extensions, the TERRIBLE sense of style. how can you be making that much money but dress that bad? yikes.

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Nice headline retards; these used to be funny but now this site is just a advertising nightmare. Have a bit of credibility you brutes!

anyone can be hot with a nose job, lip injections, fake tits and a mac force field. NEXT

she looks so nice at the first sight ............www.uniformmate.com

She's not an attention whore.

Not at all.

She looks like Lindsay Lohan mixed with hooker. At least a little more hooker than the Lohan...

She is gorgeous but tattoos are fucking nasty.

@66 mac forcefield hahahahahaha

Huh, I don't get it? But damn she is HOT!

Anorexia+silicon+bad tattoos+twenty five fucking pounds of makeup=I'd rip the shit out po it if I were drunk.

she's got some amazing genes to help her fill those jeans

I love tattoos on young women but lets be honest here... they all turn to shit over time.

# 73- errr, I think that you mean silicone, not silicon, unless you're saying that she's a cyborg.
RU?

she looks so old with so much weight loss.

Pic one. Selma Hayek in pretty.

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Great body and a hot face completely ruined by her failed attempt to be edgy, hip, and hardcore. Nobody worthwhile still thinks tattoos are cool. Seriously - why the fuck would a hot chick ever get a tattoo

How disappointing. Why does she always look like a trannie lately??

I agree with those that say she looks like Lohan. It's incredibly disgusting how someone can spend so much money, and still look like shit.

Her hair and clothes are nice, but I'm turned off by the make-up she's wearing. Not good.

she's worth a good facef'ing

I ejaculated on a girl like this once, but I ended up sticking the magazine pages together.

I don't get the tattoos as fashion thing either. Frankly, if you pick it out of a catalog, it's about as edgy as a pair of loafers. A hot chick like this with giant arm tats is just wrong. To me, it says "I'm fucked up in the head."

I'd still love to fuck her though. I bet her pubes are spun from gold.

she is a very pretty girl, but, oddly, the extensions make her look a little tranny-esque rather than prettier/girlier.

I bet she regrets not blowing me in that McDonald's bathroom in New York last year... I just know she does.

She's still a hottie.

There is a difference between people who get tattoos to be "hip" or "edgy" and those who get them for personal reasons. White guys with tribals or girls with california license plates (tramp stamp) would be the former. A young actress with an icon of the industry is the latter. Besides, if she really wants to follow in MM's footsteps she doesn't have to worry about what they will look like when she gets old.

Nice FedEx advertisement. Expedite her to my crotch, pronto!

Totally agree with FatChicksSuck...the tattoos and silicone are a turn off. If you ever saw her boobs in a cleavage, the boob job looks very much like the one of Tori Spelling -- HUGE gap between them!! -- she looks best in turtleneck w/ long sleeves I guess. And agree on less make-up -- she has naturally pretty face, so no need for that much of it!!

eeeeeeeeek, the hair calls too much attention to her face and her face looks like a blow up doll's

She can't be real... she must be a robot.

Your "I love mom" scribble on your skin is not a tat Backwood Bitch...

Is she legal to molest yet?

Everybody get a life. I liked to see what everyone looks like that is putting her down. LOL! I can probably bet half of you are not even close to being a fourth of what she is.....and her tattoos might be ugly but I dont think it makes her white trash. Everybody has different opinions and some could keep them to themselves.

The new do looks hott. I'm glad shes still brunette, it brings out her blue eyes.

Oh come on. Tattoos are an ancient rite of passage. For some people they have deep meaning and for others, not so much. It certainly doesn't qualify one as an idiot, "Fat Chicks Suck".

"I could cover things like black president guy and the moneys, "

Isn't that redundant ?

IMO Nobody can look as good with tattoos like Angelina. Everyone else looks like a redneck/emo wannabe.

To all the people saying that tattoos make you stupid or ignorant, get over yourself. Just because you don't like them is no reason to assume that everyone who gets a tattoo is an attention whore, or a poseur, or worse - stupid.

I happen to have a half sleeve on my left arm, and I am far from stupid. I graduated cum laude from a 4-year university and I was in the top 5% of my graduating class in High School. I certainly don't consider myself to be unintelligent or uneducated; though I do think people so close-minded (like number 9 et al) are ignorant at best.

Some people get tattoos because they love art, design, or just see a meaning behind it. Not everyone picks a tattoo off the wall and it is unfair to stereotype all tattoo bearers that way. And even if they did, who cares? I wouldn't do it because I think a tattoo should be more than a split second decision, but hey if someone wants to do that, then that's their choice. I don't think its fair to call them stupid or mentally unstable because they did.

And anyone who uses Cracker Jack psychology to label all girls that are heavily tattooed as "fucked up" or "sexually abused" needs to get a fucking life. What a vile thing to think.

I respect people having a distaste for tattoos, and I respect people expressing that they don't like my tattoos (or tattoos in general). I'm not saying that it is wrong to not like tattoos; I just think it is irresponsible, insular, and grossly exaggerated to assume that people who have an opinion that differs from yours (i.e. those who like and have tattoos) are dim-witted or mentally unstable.

Oh, and on the “they won’t look as good when you are old” thing, I agree. They won’t look as good when I am old. But it’s not like I can’t just wear a sweater and cover it up. Unless you have tattoos on your hands or face, you can pretty much keep any part of your body covered if you need to. It’s not as if people who have tattoos don’t realize that when they get one. Anyone with common sense realizes your body degrades when you get older. Happens to everyone, even those without tattoos.

Sorry for such a long post!

Wow I really can't believe everyone thinks she looks good here. She looks like a tranny pornstar. For someone with so much money she looks really cheap.
She makes looking good look like freaking hard work, though when you consider the surgery, the fake hair and the tonne of make up she's CONSTANTLY in - it probably is.
There are heeeeeeeaps more attractive celebrities than her.

I still have no idea who it is. Who is she?

to everyone STILL banging on about tattoos, u need to get a life and stop worrying! as for intelligence, i personally have a degree, 4 a-levels and 10 gcses. which makes me pretty clever considering the equivalent of ONE a-level in the uk is the same as ur entire high school diploma, u fuckheads. I spent 10 long years deciding what tattoo to have, designed it myself and LOVE IT... it's people like rihanna and peaches geldof who have about 20 random scribbles on their bodies who give real tatt fans a bad name. Aside from that, i'd bet my right arm half of u will never in your lives half a chance with a chick as hot as me or megan. so there.

Neither does the mushroom welt on your forehead douchey.

anyone who says that she is anything short of gorgeous, perfect, beautiful -- is a blind moron.

103 -- i'd like to see the list of the "heap" of celebrities more attractive than her.

Hair extensions + overly shaped eyebrows + too much lip liner + bad tattoos + breast implants/nose job = trashy porn star

Most overrated hot girl

OH FOR FUCK SAKE.
She went and got curls with a curling wand and this makes front page news?????????? I see hotter, sexier, more desirable chics walking around in the Mall, I bet if you saw her un-photoshopped mung face and gaunt bony body walking past you, you wouldnt even look twice!! Fucktards!
She looks fucking 30 and shes in her early 20's, thats not one bit fucking SEXY in my eyes. She cant act for fucking shit, I saw Transformers and all she did was scream 5 seconds too late, constantly looked like she had no idea where she was, 'You yelled Take 23, right? *Giggle*....She is an Angelina clone with the boniest, gauntest, palest 'body', filthy trashy tattoos, she wears shit you'd find in a fucking $2 KMart bin....what the fuck is the belt shes wearing???? And a blue cardigan???? What, does she shop at St Vinnies???? There are so many beautiful women in Hollywood and you keep posting this dumb c*nt???? Yeah, chics with horrid tattoos, ratty hair, bony bodies and bad fashion are so fucking hot. NOT!!!!!!!!!! YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!!

what's up with her face? pic5 it looks really weird. something is popping out of her chin nad right cheek. what is it? botox?

why does she always look 35 when she is only 22?

Gems @105 do you also have bad skin? like megan? and a tattoo? wow!!! HOT!!!

the only thing megan has going for her is her eyes and the shape of her face. everything else is AVERAGE. this is why she had to change it. if she'd had a cute nose and full lips, she woudn't have altered them. but NOOOOO! she didn't want to be an ordinary cute girl. she wanted to be drop dead gorgeous. so she went to the doctor and got a few new parts.... ANYONE can be beautiful with plastic surgery. that is, if you have prety eyes and facial structure. just look at assley simpson. do you remember that fug pre-op?.. the only reason she didn't turn out the way MF did is because of her huge chin. if she get a new smaller chin, she too will be 'gorgeous'.

She makes me want to get plastic surgery-until I realize how young she is and how old she looks. Seriously. Have you seen her old face? It's nothing like the new face at all! Whoever said she looked 40 hit the nail on the head. She's going to have one inflated, stretched battle with aging.

Enjoy it now, girl!

She makes me want to get plastic surgery-until I realize how young she is and how old she looks. Seriously. Have you seen her old face? It's nothing like the new face at all! Whoever said she looked 40 hit the nail on the head. She's going to have one inflated, stretched battle with aging.

Enjoy it now, girl!

on the main pic she looks linda like cortney cox. it's scary considering cortney is twice her age

I skipped reading all the comments because I really don't need to know what lonely guys would do to this gal if they had her alone. Anywho, the girl needs desperately to shed the Marilyn tat. It is so damn cheesy. It's cheesier than macaroni n' cheese. If I was looking for the cheesiest mac n' cheese ever, and there was a picture of this gal on the box with her stupid tat, I would buy a case of it.

It's closed-minded, not close-minded, #102, you snotty cunt.

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She looks exactly like the 80s supermodel, Carol Alt.

Sorry. I just don't get the obsession with this girl. As others have said, I have seen far hotter girls just walking around in public. Megan looks trashy, easy, and average at best. She looks like someone you know you could have a good time with for an hour. A tattoo does not an Angelina Jolie make. This chick has no talent and nothing to make her special. Just another tattooed, plastic Hollywood "it" girl whose fame will last as long as her surgery and injections continue to hold things up.

@88 - you have an extra "s" in your post, she = he, dumbfuck.

@112 Actually, my skin's not that bad, thankyou v. much!!!! just trying to help broaden peoples minds.. i dont know, she may be an absolute idiot for all i care!

I saw some sweet shots of this chick on her website. She is so hot, i can't wait for the movie. http://www.MeganFox.com

I want to marry her.

She's crazy hot --> we love this woman in Germany

ok first comes first
shes had her nose done, shes had cheek implants, shes had her lips done, shes had her breasts done and she has fake hair....andddd what goes for her body is a personal trainer that goes to her house because shes too lazy to even leave her house...therefore if she weren't famous and have all this money to kill and HAVE to look perfect all the time, do u really think she would be that attractive? no, she would be any average girl that any average guy would check out every now and then with an average face and body... if i did all this to me, i would be just as hot .. any other star that decides not to to do all this to themselves are just as good looking..maybe a lil botox here and there to slow down the aging process thats fine but go on ANY search engine right now and look at the pictures from BEFORE her money splurging on her face/body and shes just an average lil girl :) so correct me if im wrong..

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