Megan Fox: Because I love America
One time Megan Fox went out in public without flashing her cleavage. That day was September 11, 2001. (If you ignore all pertinent facts about her age, career and international terrorism.)
Have YOU forgotten?
One time Megan Fox went out in public without flashing her cleavage. That day was September 11, 2001. (If you ignore all pertinent facts about her age, career and international terrorism.)
Have YOU forgotten?
Reader Comments
1. lio - March 22, 2009 3:24 PM
FIRST!!
2. bb - March 22, 2009 3:25 PM
Fucking whore!
3. bb - March 22, 2009 3:26 PM
Fucking Whore!
4. . - March 22, 2009 3:28 PM
She has annoying flaring nostrils and awkwardly placed, ugly tattoos. Shes still very pretty though, and nobodys perfect :D
5. genny - March 22, 2009 3:30 PM
skanky
6. Obi Wan - March 22, 2009 3:33 PM
It's sad to think that she left her house thinking that that outfit actually looked good
7. dmmd - March 22, 2009 3:33 PM
good god, she's so gorgeous.
8. Alexandra - March 22, 2009 3:39 PM
Her fashion style is so confusing. It's like on 1 hand she wants to be a conservative granny-sweater wearing lady, yet on the other she wants to be a tattooed biker bar stripper.
9. FIRST!!!! - March 22, 2009 3:40 PM
FIRST BITCHES>/
10. HalifaxDave - March 22, 2009 3:44 PM
Why is this slag doing in "real" films She has PornWhore written all over her . She can't act for a shite and I think the comment has been made that shes a poor mans Angelina Jolie I think shes more of a sad copy of Laura Angel or any dark haired Eastern European porn slut
11. Alonzo - March 22, 2009 3:45 PM
I would still tear her anus to shreds and unload a massive jizz bomb into her eyes before shitting into her puffy botoxed mouth
12. Large Black Man - March 22, 2009 3:47 PM
She reminds me of one of those Czechs pornwhores who like to take it up the ass from a large black man
13. Megan Foxy!!! - March 22, 2009 3:58 PM
If I was a lesbo - i would do her... She is such a hot bitch, Foxy MAMA!
I'm always being told that I look like her but a hotter version...
(Singing)...
"Megan, don't you wish you were hot like me???.. Don't you wish you were freak like me???..."
14. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 22, 2009 4:07 PM
I'm glad to see this hottie back! And her wallet has even grown bigger! *Gasp*
15. Sauron - March 22, 2009 4:11 PM
Holy crap! Check her sexy legs!
16. Minge - March 22, 2009 4:22 PM
I wanna splat her tattoos with fire.
17. Darth - March 22, 2009 4:25 PM
One shot inside this hottie is good for at least a twin! No special treatment is needed!
18. GROAARH! - March 22, 2009 4:29 PM
I bet this smoothie is regular with healthy meals!
19. Gando - March 22, 2009 4:33 PM
She looks like a very balanced girl to me! She's even with both hands keeping her wallet in balance!
20. HalifaxDave - March 22, 2009 4:48 PM
LOL 12 Get your ass over to Prague LBM there's tons of these girls in all the clubs and bars. I would nail her till she fucking cries, but I still don't get why she has a legit career. I thought you needed a nit more then looks to make it in Hollywood.
21. Sauron - March 22, 2009 5:08 PM
It will be some pushing and wriggling but quintuplets is a good possibility!
22. casualencounters.com/blog/ - March 22, 2009 5:09 PM
Oh so what, we're waiting for her to impress us with her insightful commentary vis a vis foreign relations and the economic recession? PLEASE. She's working what she has.
23. Heidi - March 22, 2009 5:16 PM
Oh my... it looks like her implants are about to pop. Yuck. Get a shirt that fits.
24. Rhialto - March 22, 2009 5:29 PM
This is the kind of girl you're taking serious! Not the kind for only dinner dates or something! Though there's nothing wrong with these dates!
25. Gando - March 22, 2009 5:33 PM
Yeah i agree about these dinner dates! Who's going to visit a restaurant all alone for fun!?
26. Dillon - March 22, 2009 5:37 PM
First!
27. Galtacticus - March 22, 2009 5:43 PM
I've to see the newest movies for my job! But do you think i'm going all alone to the cinema!? Ofcourse not! It's more fun if you take somebody along!
28. Mocksure - March 22, 2009 5:46 PM
She's had a bit of work done hasn't she
29. Jacque Louie of Orange Ⅱ - March 22, 2009 5:51 PM
She's a perfectionist! There's nothing wrong with that!
30. Sauron - March 22, 2009 6:04 PM
You can say what you want about the average American! But despite all they are financial optimists! Which is a delight to me!:)
31. Yuck!! - March 22, 2009 6:09 PM
THAT TOP AND SHAWL IS HIDEOUS. It's like something that was in fashion 8yrs ago and is currently sitting in a fucking Kmart bin somewhere. And whats with the ripped jeans? Oh...look at me....white trash!!!! Covered in tatts-Angelina Jolie wannabe-pale-gaunt-flared nostrilled-I cant act for fucking shit if I tried-SLUT. I see hotter, and I'll bet you WAY FUCKING SMARTER chics at the local mall that should be basking in the (fake) glory of Hollywood, not this two-bit skank. You watch....in 4yrs she'll want to prove she's not some trailer park whore and adopt a kid and do a psychiatric/crazy person role to be seen as 'serious'. Pathetic, isnt it???? Angelina all over. Dont you just lovvvve people with no identity but for someone elses???? C*nt.
32. Gando - March 22, 2009 6:16 PM
Especially in times of crisis,attitude and mentality are important! It's always the folks who have to carry that big heavy cross in those pyramid shaped societies!
33. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 22, 2009 6:21 PM
Tell me about that huge heavy cross! It's not always fun. . !
34. missywissy - March 22, 2009 6:54 PM
First!
I'm sorry, but I just don't get what's so great about this gal. Angelina wannabe.
There's lots of pretty women in this world, she doesn't even stand out as a natural. Looks pretty much store-bought.
35. missywissy - March 22, 2009 6:56 PM
Fish, if this is what you do for America, maybe you should reconsider your citizenship. At least post someone that doesn't have a stamp on their ass that says "made in China" (Angelina doll sold seperately)/
36. Wowgirl - March 22, 2009 7:58 PM
Wow, she is tooooooo sexy!Then it is not strange why her naked photos were posted at the forum of ....."C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M"....., the poster said he was her neighbor, she always enjoy in dating to different men.
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37. AirMail - March 22, 2009 8:31 PM
She is one of those rare girls that looks good all the time. Consider Jenna Jameson; Put her in regular clothes with no makeup, and you will walk right past her. Megan Fox is like in Jaclyn Smith and Catherine Zeta-Jones, she looks good waking up. Shame about the tats.
38. sin - March 22, 2009 8:54 PM
Tattoed slut. Nuf said.
39. sin - March 22, 2009 8:55 PM
Tattoed slut. Nuf said.
40. jennifer - March 22, 2009 9:03 PM
She's a'ight, but I don't go ga-ga over her like so many do.
41. Candara - March 22, 2009 9:07 PM
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42. Richport's Ghost - March 22, 2009 9:34 PM
Ewwwww..... a woman. Gross.
Anybody seen my 12" black dildo? Oh there it is, in my ass....
43. Pretty - March 22, 2009 10:28 PM
She has a very bad taste about clothing: if she wasn't so pretty, she would look like a skank 98% of the time. She has NO SENSE OF STYLE WHATSOEVER, and she should actually hire a designer that could help her put a decent style together.
44. jBiGGs - March 22, 2009 10:58 PM
Gooooooood BLESS AMERiiiiiCA!!!! & Megans' arse.too
45. GG1000 - March 22, 2009 11:11 PM
She's very pretty, but she seems very stable and it's so tedious! This is basically what she's doing in every picture - walking somewhere in the daytime, going grocery shopping, getting a coffee. C'mon, we like our starlets doing lines and barfing in the back of limos after a busy night of Red Bull&vodkas chased with three packs of Marlboros, 3 nipple slips and a full no-pants crotch flash to the paparazzi.
46. jBiGGs - March 22, 2009 11:39 PM
^gg10000^ virgin boys need not comment on this page , Megan Fox is for grown folks eyes ONLY!!
47. love white womens - March 23, 2009 12:15 AM
Man thats one beautiful white girl!!! She's a 10 in my book!!!
48. gerard Vandenberg - March 23, 2009 1:06 AM
BUT AMERICA DOESN'T LOVE HER, folks!!
49. iAreMe - March 23, 2009 2:07 AM
#20 "I thought you needed a nit(sic) more then looks to make it in Hollywood."
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Ha.
50. Rhialto - March 23, 2009 2:17 AM
Boo
51. Tattooed NOT Slut - March 23, 2009 2:19 AM
I think she's very pretty, she may be the best actress but I've seen worse. I've also seen fatter and uglier girls with their tits hanging out but when you criticize them your discriminating against fat people.
OH and she's a slut, biker bar white trash because she has tattoos? please. Come on y'all jealousy is a terrible disease.
52. Tattooed NOT Slut - March 23, 2009 2:19 AM
I think she's very pretty, she may be not the best actress but I've seen worse. I've also seen fatter and uglier girls with their tits hanging out but when you criticize them your discriminating against fat people.
OH and she's a slut, biker bar white trash because she has tattoos? please. Come on y'all jealousy is a terrible disease.
53. Mal - March 23, 2009 3:34 AM
I ain't trying to say she ain't gorgeous, ok. And I couldn't give a shit less about her tattoos.
But what the FUCK is she wearing? good lord.
54. rekk - March 23, 2009 3:50 AM
Damn, this girl has no fashion sense at all! Just like Lindsay Lohan with even LESS relevancy!
55. Arioch - March 23, 2009 4:46 AM
HAI GUYZ.
THIS GIRL IS A SLUT! SHE HAZ TATOOZ. AND SHE LOOKZ LIK ANGELINA JOLIE BUT GROSSERER AND TATTOOOEDERER.
GROSS, OMG.
oh but hai guyz i'd rip her ass to shredz becuase only a reel man likes assholes and only a real mans makes commentz that he herd from hiz friendz and pron abott ladiez! fcuk yah! my momz a hoar to!!!!
::fire bombs entire comment section::
56. meeeeeeee - March 23, 2009 8:59 AM
she is so fucking hot, you cant deny that, you just cant.........
57. Rough Daddy - March 23, 2009 9:06 AM
WoW! What an outfit! blood have to be constantly rushing to B.A.G's little head....
58. Penis - March 23, 2009 10:30 AM
I would get her on all fours, lather up that snatch with my tongue, and then slam my way into her with brute force. I'd pump her so hard she's scream in pain .. then I unload in her.
Or not.......
59. Penis Jones - March 23, 2009 10:31 AM
I would get her on all fours, lather up that snatch with my tongue, and then slam my way into her with brute force. I'd pump her so hard she's scream in pain .. then I unload in her.
Or not.......
60. CakeSniffer - March 23, 2009 11:19 AM
Wow, another picture of this skeezer walking around in dilapidated jeans. She's hot, but she'd need to be about 2.5x as hot as she is to justify these boring, boring pictures day after day after day.
61. TO #13 - March 23, 2009 11:52 AM
to #13
AHAHAHA... yeh you WISH you looked like a "hotter" version of her, as if there were such a thing. loser!
62. Skiddles - March 23, 2009 3:20 PM
She's losing her hair..
63. Skiddles - March 23, 2009 3:20 PM
She's losing her hair..
64. Marie - March 23, 2009 4:30 PM
People, please stop insulting Angelina Jolie by comparing this slutty looking girl to her. When Angelina was this woman's age she was already being nominated and winning an OSCAR. AS FOR THE BEAUTY COMPARISON, this girl has a horse long face, look at her nose.UGLY, UGLY. Angie's face has no comparison. She's GORGEOUS.
65. Barry O - March 23, 2009 5:22 PM
Get current, Fish. It's not called "terrorism" by the White House, but "man-made disasters".
I'd man-made disaster all over her ass.
66. Lemmy Caution - March 23, 2009 9:52 PM
There's a reason they scrub subway cars with lye to remove graffiti.
Get a clue, peeps. Tats strictly for junkyard trash, or the seedy section of the Bronx.
67. SillyPanda - March 23, 2009 10:57 PM
Ok, I think most will agree and say this girl is pretty/hot, or whatever. No doubt. But she has terrible taste in clothes! I mean, who puts an outfit like this together and walks out the front door?! Maybe she thinks she's good-looking enough to pull this off, but NO ONE can wear this outfit and look good.
She always chooses awful shoes to go with her ensemble. Tragic, really, that a girl this pretty can't dress decent to save her life.
68. alessandra - March 23, 2009 11:12 PM
She is ugly!! adriana lima and monica bellucci are beautiful women, sexier and prettier than her! she is just an overrated bitch!
69. alessandra - March 23, 2009 11:13 PM
She is ugly!! adriana lima and monica bellucci are beautiful women, sexier and prettier than her! she is just an overrated bitch!
70. YouAreJustJealous - March 24, 2009 12:33 AM
Megan Fox is HOT.
no matter how you bash her appearance and how you dislke her and all, she is still hotter than you jealous people.
71. lp - March 24, 2009 1:42 PM
what's wrong with tattoos and big boobs? and how is megan fox less relevant than lohan? she actually gets work. and my boyfriend shia digs her, so she must be babely in the brain department too. i love that she's enraging everyone with her grandma gear.
72. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - March 27, 2009 5:26 PM
ugly shoes and trashy tattoos. Pretty face though.