A heavily make-up'd Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario's "just one of the girls." Then again, that's sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant.
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Reader Comments
1. mb - March 18, 2009 1:07 PM
FIRST ! this guys a homo
2. mb - March 18, 2009 1:07 PM
FIRST ! this guys a homo
3. Zanna - March 18, 2009 1:10 PM
Dude should get with ARod.
4. x x x - March 18, 2009 1:10 PM
there is no lipstick
5. Rough Daddy - March 18, 2009 1:10 PM
Yeah right calling this guy a homo is not going to stop him from banging your girl...TP should keep his eye open...
6. Dave - March 18, 2009 1:11 PM
What woman doesn't want to sleep with AC Slater? If I was a chick, I'd do him.
7. g_girl - March 18, 2009 1:12 PM
WTF, what lipstick?
He can escort me every possible way.
8. Actress Scene - March 18, 2009 1:13 PM
He looks fine
9. GuyHolly - March 18, 2009 1:17 PM
Who?
10. Women are Retarded - March 18, 2009 1:17 PM
No lipstick?!? Then why the hell are his lips bright goddamn red?! Gamma radiation? Fuck, you people are stupid.
MLLTC
11. Max Planck - March 18, 2009 1:22 PM
Eva should use his color.
12. cc - March 18, 2009 1:30 PM
there is no lipstick on that man's face. he is simply a swarthy latino man who just finished making out with eva longoria and is most likely gay
13. Jrz - March 18, 2009 1:30 PM
Now that's a sly one to pull. Pretend the dude you're having an affair with is a homo so your husband thinks he's SAFE for you to spend oodles of time with. Niiiice, Eva Longoria Parker......niiiiice.
14. Zanna - March 18, 2009 1:32 PM
@4. I think you are right. I think it's "Benetint Lip Stain" from Sephora.
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml;jsessionid=UI12KP0M1KBYMCV0KRRQIGQ?id=P1272&shouldPaginate=true&categoryId=5333
15. Magic Johnson - March 18, 2009 1:33 PM
I hope to god Tony Parker is banging 3 YOUNG hot NBA groupies every night. Christ, I used to do 6 of 'em some nights. If you're an NBA player, here's what you have to do to get them back to your hotel: say "hi." It's like shopping in the hot-nasty-slut section of the grocery store and everywhere you turn there are free samples. I have no idea why Tony chained himself to this old screechy chihuahua. You do something like that after you're retired and you need somebody to take care of your kids and cook and clean the house. Like a maid you have to give presents to a couple of times a year.
16. Tom Cruise - March 18, 2009 1:35 PM
I prefer "Dried Splooge Lip Stain" from Travolta.
17. Jrz - March 18, 2009 1:36 PM
I love that stuff, Zan. It's truly a make-up breakthrough.
18. timmy - March 18, 2009 1:43 PM
spic...
19. Zanna - March 18, 2009 1:45 PM
JRZ! I know. it really is. Except Mario put too much on in the middle of his lips. He must have been trying to create a natural "pout".....
20. Amy - March 18, 2009 1:45 PM
#15--You are a douche. And you'd never get anyone 1/16 as attractive as Eva Longoria. Fuck you.
21. Mario - March 18, 2009 1:47 PM
Yes, correct - I was going for that "I'm pouting because I don't have a peepee in my hiney" look.
22. Jesse - March 18, 2009 1:51 PM
#20 - hi Eva! Reading your own online stuff again, huh? But, sweetie, come on. We've seen pictures of you without makeup and...hoooooo boy, talk about a natural born penis shriveler.
23. Lowlands - March 18, 2009 1:55 PM
Eewww!
24. Jizzle - March 18, 2009 1:55 PM
Obviously they were making out before they got there.
Clown face! Clown face!
Clearly, one can deduce Mario has been crushing her guts for years.
25. missywissy - March 18, 2009 1:55 PM
Mario Lopez is a man-ho.
26. RichPort's Ghost - March 18, 2009 1:56 PM
Hey, I'd wear that color on my lips, if the same lips that put it on my lips also put it on my cock. But those lips better be attached to someone with a second set of lips. Fuck you, don't give me any lip...
27. Darth - March 18, 2009 1:59 PM
Red lipstick and a moustache! *Shudder*
28. Jrz - March 18, 2009 2:01 PM
Tara Lipinski
29. fact - March 18, 2009 2:08 PM
Her pussy is hairier than his forearm.
30. GuyHolly - March 18, 2009 2:10 PM
Soooooooooo.. all you homos out there. Richport is game. As long as you wear lipstick. hehehehehehehe..............
31. RichPort's Ghost - March 18, 2009 2:14 PM
Don't get your hollies out of a jar on that one Guy...
32. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 18, 2009 2:14 PM
As much as I hate that shitty SAVED BY TH BELL I would watch it sometimes cuz Mario Lopez was HOT! He still IS! HE has a dumb animal talent show and when I come across it nowadays I watch THAT too!
This is one of those guys - either people say he's a pussyhound or they say he's a homo. Well, which IS it????
And I think this was a "Been Caught Kissing" lipstick incident. He was making out with his married "female friend". Shamey shamey, Pussyhound Lopez!
33. Zack Morris - March 18, 2009 2:14 PM
If he's not gay, then he's definitely brain dead! Wasn't this dickwad married to the Doritos ad girl a couple years ago and then trashed it for some skank stripper at his bachelor party?
34. Elton John - March 18, 2009 2:15 PM
I'm wearing lipstick. I can't sit down because I don't want to smear it.
35. Dave - March 18, 2009 2:20 PM
Hey #32. Why ARE you capitalizing completely random WORDS? It MAKES your post MAKE even less SENSE now.
36. Sportsdvl - March 18, 2009 2:41 PM
Eva is an ugly skank. Better looking beaners than her walking down any street in America. Ever seen her without all of her Hollywood makeup?
Mario is gay. His lips are red from blowing Tony Parker!
37. jt - March 18, 2009 2:43 PM
she is soooooo busted.
38. Hmmm.... - March 18, 2009 3:05 PM
Is she wearing the same color lipstick...?? I think something fishy is going on here......
39. lola - March 18, 2009 3:37 PM
Not only is Eva Longoria a beautiful woman, but she brought TP fame. She isn't just another groupie. He doesn't seem like the type to cheat and Eva doesn't seem interested in Mario more than a fag hag.
40. Gando - March 18, 2009 4:07 PM
Waxed eyebrows,hm allright.Eyeliner,hm ok.Lipstick,Ewww!
41. Nero - March 18, 2009 4:12 PM
I'm missing the earhangers and the pearl necklet!
42. Katherine - March 18, 2009 4:53 PM
Okay, he's probably wearing chapstick and his lips are naturally very pink. I have very rosie lips and when I wear clear chapstick everybody thinks I'm wearing lipgloss. It's called good genetics people. He is too gorgeous for words. Eva and Mario are two Hexicans (Hot Mexicans).
43. wet newspaper - March 18, 2009 5:51 PM
LOL
gay.
44. Charles Lobsterman - March 18, 2009 6:23 PM
DON'T MAKE FUN OF SLATER.
45. sara - March 18, 2009 7:29 PM
her lips are pinkish coral, his is koolaid red. doubt they were kissing, but that doesnt mean they haven't/weren't and it doesn't rule out the gayness.
46. titsonsnack - March 18, 2009 7:45 PM
Yeah that's not lipstick.
47. Sport - March 18, 2009 7:47 PM
total fag.
48. me - March 18, 2009 8:33 PM
Anyone posting after me sucks on Mario Lopez's leafblower
49. R - March 18, 2009 10:30 PM
As an actual woman who wears actual lipstick.... he's not wearing lipstick. There's an outside chance that he's wearing a gloss or some sort of chapstick-ey product, but definitely not lipstick.
50. Paul - March 18, 2009 10:38 PM
pretty, pretty, not... big ol queen
51. Tom K - March 18, 2009 10:45 PM
He looks like the Mexican that cuts my grass. He has red lips too, I think it's because they like to drink fruit punch during breaks, I have alot of property so they get thristy.
52. gerard Vandenberg - March 19, 2009 2:07 AM
be honest: WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?
(this is a "DANCING CELEB", folks)
53. slipl0c0 - March 19, 2009 9:01 AM
whatever happened to zack from saved by the bell?!
54. slipl0c0 - March 19, 2009 9:02 AM
whatever happened to zack from saved by the bell?!
55. Lala - March 19, 2009 8:40 PM
That's a completely natural lip color. My lips are the exact same color before I put anything on them.
56. farty mcshitface - March 19, 2009 9:45 PM
i always thought this fag went shirtless.
57. Mr Belding - March 22, 2009 12:07 AM
he gets so much pussy it's ridiculous
58. alyson - April 4, 2009 11:06 AM
lady your a homo! he is not you probly have bunches of zites!!!
59. aly - April 12, 2009 3:05 PM
lady you probly hav lots of zits
! and they probly have hairs coming out of them to
60. aly - April 12, 2009 3:05 PM
lady you probly hav lots of zits
! and they probly have hairs coming out of them to