Mar 10 2009Madonna, seriously, you're 50

Madonna attended the annual Kabbalah Purim party last night dressed like a goth Catholic schoolgirl. Way to ruin that fantasy for me, Madonna. What's next on your list? Sexy nurses? Naughty meter maids? Lusty garbage ladies with their own personal love dumpster? I should probably stop there.


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FIRST!

She seriously needs to stop it.

She looks like Dakota Fanning xD

Ewww honestly...

look its avril laold as fuck.

Damn! What's up with her big ass moonpie face? fuckin...big round MoonPie head.

wtf? what is going whit you ?

Not that it makes it any more acceptable to my retinas, but I think she was dressed as Lourdes.

she is awful and still thinks she's 25. but i guess we better get used to it. she will still be doing this shit when she's 75- i guarentee it.

Creepy middle-aged dudes who are addicted to japanime porn should be forced to look at these pictures. Instant rehab.

No offense to the mentally challenged, but she looks like a retard!

blahblahblah, we don't approve of how a celebrity is dressing, blahblahblah.

GET WITH THE F*CKING PROGRAM MADONNA! DIDN"T U GET THE MEMO!?

@5 ROFLCOPTER!

But seriously, Madonna. Stop. Please act age appropriate. FOR THE LOVE OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MOSTER! STOP!

her legs are just discusting:(booo she looks like a man for realz....I think the goverment killed the real madonna many years ago...then copied her DNA....it mutated and grew balls and a vagina....and we have the current day madonna secret goverment cover up scandal....IDFK she looks like a man...thats all I know.

baaahahahaha, poor thing has lost the plot. Why cant some people age gracefully.

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She may be fifty but she looks damn good in those pics and I can only hope my wife would have a body like that when she is fifty.

yes - she looks awful. but please - show a little cultural respect here. you're supposed to dress up for Purim parties....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim#Masquerading

Geesh - skank queen Madonna pix right after Jessica (I have the thighs of an HFL linebacker) Simpson??? Why? Really. WHY? Isn't Ashley Judd doing something in public? The hot FBI babe from this season of "24" isn't scantily clad somewhere near a camera??? Please. I'm begging you.

You're killing me fish. You're KILLING ME.


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@16
Madonna should show a little respect for her religion & not dress like an old dirty whore.
Please kill it with fire.

Huh. I was wondering who raided my 13 year old daughter's closet..

She's still alive?

Dear Madonna--
Dammit woman, you're not Becka from Californication. I'll be sending you the bill for my new keyboard, as the good folks at the Apple Store tell me that vomit is not covered in the warranty.
Best,
Satan

PS--I've torn up the contract. Like a Prayer was a great video, but some souls more trouble than they're worth.

So... is she or isn't she gonna be one of Gwen Stefani's back up dancers?

#5, that was pretty funny, oh mommy of Jrz.

Yeah, HBO called and the next "Tales from the Crypt" season is filming. They don't need you. The crypt keeper looks better.

Oh, and Kablahblah? That a fake jew.

I don't care how rich and famous she is, someone needs to step in and SAY SOMETHING, for the love of all that is good and right in the world. I mean, step in and say something other than, "you can do whatever you want, Madonna, so long as my checks keep clearing."

Madonna!

You are not a Jew!

No little red string and magic book of Judiasm will change that!

Now stop pretending you're going to a kosher halloween party!

Why thank you, good doctor.

Who is the tranny?

That's it. Take her kids away.

Does she have kidss?

And, man...fuck Chris Brown!

Someone start a racist argument plz

She's officially become the "crazy old lady". Now please hurry up a die.

this is a costumes party

she's a fucking nutcase. and people say britney is? hell naw

This is why all baby boomers must die. You people are old!!! No amount of plastic, botox, or dressing like your daughter is going to fool anyone.

I hate white people.

She thinks she is the same age as her boyfriend. Men have acted this way for years: convertibles, shorts--20 year old girlfriend.

Those aren't fishnets--they're her varicose veins.


Seriously, there are 50 year old women who can pull this off. Madonna is not one of them.

Guys, Seriously...if you didn't know she was 50 year-old Madonna, you wouldn't think she looked that bad. PASS THE HATERADE!

she looks alright and i think she should live her life like she wanna... yall just a bunch of haters.. ya wishin u would look like madonna!

hey madonna u look alright girl dont worry keep on doin ur stuff dnt worry about this haterz! keep on living ur life crazy i know i am!

@ 39

It doesn't matter if we know her age. People above the age of 15 should not be wearing this. It's age inappropriate.

She's a mother of a 14 year old ( I believe). It's time for her to understand that this is no longer acceptable, and she should be behaving like the mother she is, and not the twenty year old she wishes she were.

LMAO, this is BIG FAIL right here.

Unless this is your school uniform (without fishnets) or you're trying to look like a whore, this is not normal attire for anyone. She's going to a costume party? Sure, it's fun to dress slutty. Wait, it's a costume party at the Kabbalah Center?
For a Jewish Holiday Celebration? Catholic School Girl here I come. Right, Madonna, knock it off. I get it you're rich & crazy, please go away & adopt several litters of cats.

The bruises are a nice touch. I wonder if Jesus pushed her down the stairs.

@ 41

I've got some Haterade. Would you like a swig?

You know who would look good in this...................Madeline Albright.

she should have worn this to the party:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Jerusalem_Purim_street_scene.jpg

this is ridiculous.this is a costume party???she is not dressing like that everyday.its a party like carnival and halloween.not a sin. she could be dressed like dracula or something.she does this every year.now she is paying tribute to her daugther.,

by the way she looks hot for a 50 years old mama

people i carnival people dress baby costumes and stuff like that.she is dressing like her daugther.its a funny thing.she knows she is 50.she is paying tribute to her daugther.she doesnt wear that costumes during the week.shut up.u guys are ridiculous insane.u like people like shitney that is a terrible mother

she's actually dressed as her daughter. i think it's cute :-\

Madonna looks like she is having so much fun. She may be the fittest 50 year old in America! Yes she does some twisted, egotistical, perverted stuff, but that is part of who she is. I think she is dressed funky and fun, DEFINTELY not appropriate for a church function.. Why does she need to conform to societal standards? She has made more than the rest of us combined by living this way

@49
I hope you die inside.....

hot mama

she is amazing

#53 ur ridiculous.she defenily looks good for her age.and that is just a costums party.whats the problem.she didnt comited any crime.stupid people

I bet Lourdes hates her guts.

Underneath all that, her cooz looks like a bears ass

This is wrong in so many ways. Including the "she's dressed like her daughter, so cute!!!" part. Or especially that. WHY??

Hey, look everybody, it's "Whorry Potter"!

As we all can see here,the queen of reinvention is in good shape! I'm tired today folks! I'm going to catch some sleep:)

Boo!

good for her for not listening to other people and caring about what they think?

Looks like a fucked up katy perry

Lordy this old broad needs a what not to wear episode. Bring on Stacy and whats his name.

Lets seethe purified Kabbalah water didn't do it, The Kabbalah purified red string didn't keep the creepiness away from her face, All that spending on a fake Jewish religion that has the balls to say the are real. Well i can't figure it out why shes dressed like that . I guess it's off to Scientology Clam bake then for her, with Lindsey Lohan taking her spot at the Kabbalah Party .

Jesus, even her fancy dress is drab, conservative and predictable.

If Willem Defoe would have worn a black wig in Boondock Saints, this is what he would have looked like.

I would have run away from home if my mother dressed anything like this when she was 50. Even when I was 25 people would have laughed at me if I'd hit the streets in this travesty.

She looks like something my pals pulled out of the crematorium.

p.s. do I really need to say it???.....I LOVE KIDS!! : )

OMG that is so gross. I'm desperate and still wouldn't touch that crazy old hag

she is both CUNT & NERD.

Hahaha she looks like Mary Katherine Gallagher.

OK, coming from a former goth Catholic school girl...she looks terrible!!!

Can t wait to see her at 70 :)))) hahahahaha

Can t wait to see her at 70 :)))) hahahahaha

She is really very hot on the heaven for rich singles ___S e e k r i c h C o m___ There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.

at least she has kept her fucking legs closed for these pictures

still.....SKELETOR GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE, YOU ARE OLD, START WITH THE CARDIGANS AND KNITTING ALREADY!!!

I love her, but yeah, she looks ridiculous.

uhmmm ?

you are all retarded.
PURIM IS LIKE THE JEWISH HALLOWEEN.
you are supposed to dress up in a crazy outfit.
if this was madonna on halloween, you wouldn't be freaking out. this holiday is like that. outfit is totally appropriate for the occasion. stop being cultural retards.

# 37!
Now THAT was funny!

It is the jewish holiday of purim (sp?) they dress up for that holiday and that is probably what this is

She looks like Penny Marshall (Laverne) in the first pic
LOL

She is acting like her IQ is 50. Is it Halloween already?

It may be traditional to dress up in costume for Purim, but she is not Jewish. And "dressing up" doesn't always mean "slutty schoolgirl" unless you're Madonna.

This is really another pathetic attempt by Madonna to stay "revelant" and to garner more publicity. She's done this her whole career, making herself one of the first "media age" stars by constantly bringing attention to herself. It also covered up the fact that her music is just decent, not incredible.

Now at the age of 50, she's still doing it, and it's getting the wrong type of publicity. She's looking foolish and childish.

When one is young, one does many stupid things and act foolish. But when it's a 50 year old woman (or man) doing these youthful foolish things in a vain, silly attempt to stay "young", it's even worse, because they're supposed to know better by now.

Who's been fucking beating her? Her thight is bruised. Stupid bitch.

Who's been fucking beating her? Her thigh is bruised. Stupid bitch.

Who's been fucking beating her? Her thigh is bruised. Stupid bitch.

DUDES- It's a fucking COSTUME party. She's dressing up. In a COSTUME. This isn't daily wear. She's being creative, ever heard of it? She's obviously being tongue-in-cheek and dressing up as her daughter, Lola. It's cute and humorous. Very Madonna. I'm glad she's finally having fun again in her life. P.S. I want her legs; I love big legs on girls, girls are supposed to have meat on the bottom.

Do you know Madonna? It looks like.

Purim or no (Jewish Halloween?), it's a holiday meant FOR CHILDREN TO DRESS AS CHARACTERS IN THE STORY not for their moms to dress for their own personal sex fantasy


This is Meryl Streep on drugs. This might be one of the rare occasions where "What Not To Wear" could help.

Actually this outfit does camouflage most of the scary parts.

@91 - Britneys legs eat Madonnas legs for breakfast.

That leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and my pants.

It is for a fancy dress party. Something they do in Britain. Kind of like a costume party.

I think she doesn't know how old she is. She always wants to look younger but this is too much!

This is a costume; it’s Purim - Jewish holiday equivalent to Halloween when it comes to costumes… Lighten up people!

Re: #91 -- Madonna has big legs?

You'd love me, then -- I could fit four Madonna's under the shadow of my a$$ ;)

Well, I will say one positive thing about that outfit: at least it is covering those fucking disgusting arms of hers.

NERD!!

Come one people! dont you think she looks hot in this school girl's uniform. no woman can have a body shape of a 16 year old girl like her. by the day, She is an artist. Their lifestyles are different!

You're all a bunch of stereotypical generic ageist bores

"I'm breaking every rule I didn't make" - Madonna


You people are boring !

this isn't the first time she has dressed up like a teenager. Madonna is the Mary Magdilan. She doesn't care what you old foges whith a developed brain think, she's after your kids so she can fullfill her Kabbalah rites. she's the pied piper. you made her rich, now she wants your kids, if she has to pay for it, as you know.

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