Mar 10 2009Madonna, seriously, you're 50
Madonna attended the annual Kabbalah Purim party last night dressed like a goth Catholic schoolgirl. Way to ruin that fantasy for me, Madonna. What's next on your list? Sexy nurses? Naughty meter maids? Lusty garbage ladies with their own personal love dumpster? I should probably stop there.

Reader Comments
1. Rowan - March 10, 2009 10:24 AM
FIRST!
She seriously needs to stop it.
2. koOPa - March 10, 2009 10:25 AM
She looks like Dakota Fanning xD
3. Erica - March 10, 2009 10:29 AM
Ewww honestly...
4. slipl0c0 - March 10, 2009 10:29 AM
look its avril laold as fuck.
5. Jrz - March 10, 2009 10:30 AM
Damn! What's up with her big ass moonpie face? fuckin...big round MoonPie head.
6. אירנה - March 10, 2009 10:31 AM
wtf? what is going whit you ?
7. Marnie - March 10, 2009 10:32 AM
Not that it makes it any more acceptable to my retinas, but I think she was dressed as Lourdes.
8. farty mcshitface - March 10, 2009 10:33 AM
she is awful and still thinks she's 25. but i guess we better get used to it. she will still be doing this shit when she's 75- i guarentee it.
9. Mr. Jones - March 10, 2009 10:33 AM
Creepy middle-aged dudes who are addicted to japanime porn should be forced to look at these pictures. Instant rehab.
10. Liz - March 10, 2009 10:49 AM
No offense to the mentally challenged, but she looks like a retard!
11. mrrgl - March 10, 2009 10:49 AM
blahblahblah, we don't approve of how a celebrity is dressing, blahblahblah.
GET WITH THE F*CKING PROGRAM MADONNA! DIDN"T U GET THE MEMO!?
12. Particle)Man - March 10, 2009 10:50 AM
@5 ROFLCOPTER!
But seriously, Madonna. Stop. Please act age appropriate. FOR THE LOVE OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MOSTER! STOP!
13. Jasmin - March 10, 2009 10:52 AM
her legs are just discusting:(booo she looks like a man for realz....I think the goverment killed the real madonna many years ago...then copied her DNA....it mutated and grew balls and a vagina....and we have the current day madonna secret goverment cover up scandal....IDFK she looks like a man...thats all I know.
14. Aaron Hayward - March 10, 2009 10:56 AM
baaahahahaha, poor thing has lost the plot. Why cant some people age gracefully.
http://www.southaussies.com
15. Dave - March 10, 2009 10:58 AM
She may be fifty but she looks damn good in those pics and I can only hope my wife would have a body like that when she is fifty.
16. emily - March 10, 2009 10:58 AM
yes - she looks awful. but please - show a little cultural respect here. you're supposed to dress up for Purim parties....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim#Masquerading
17. crabby old guy - March 10, 2009 11:05 AM
Geesh - skank queen Madonna pix right after Jessica (I have the thighs of an HFL linebacker) Simpson??? Why? Really. WHY? Isn't Ashley Judd doing something in public? The hot FBI babe from this season of "24" isn't scantily clad somewhere near a camera??? Please. I'm begging you.
You're killing me fish. You're KILLING ME.
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19. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 10, 2009 11:09 AM
@16
Madonna should show a little respect for her religion & not dress like an old dirty whore.
Please kill it with fire.
20. FRIST!!! - March 10, 2009 11:12 AM
Huh. I was wondering who raided my 13 year old daughter's closet..
21. Dave C - March 10, 2009 11:17 AM
She's still alive?
22. cynic72 - March 10, 2009 11:20 AM
Dear Madonna--
Dammit woman, you're not Becka from Californication. I'll be sending you the bill for my new keyboard, as the good folks at the Apple Store tell me that vomit is not covered in the warranty.
Best,
Satan
PS--I've torn up the contract. Like a Prayer was a great video, but some souls more trouble than they're worth.
23. Dr Phowstus - March 10, 2009 11:22 AM
So... is she or isn't she gonna be one of Gwen Stefani's back up dancers?
#5, that was pretty funny, oh mommy of Jrz.
24. Iran Forever! - March 10, 2009 11:30 AM
Yeah, HBO called and the next "Tales from the Crypt" season is filming. They don't need you. The crypt keeper looks better.
Oh, and Kablahblah? That a fake jew.
25. Jenny - March 10, 2009 11:31 AM
I don't care how rich and famous she is, someone needs to step in and SAY SOMETHING, for the love of all that is good and right in the world. I mean, step in and say something other than, "you can do whatever you want, Madonna, so long as my checks keep clearing."
26. Photoshop Police - March 10, 2009 11:36 AM
Madonna!
You are not a Jew!
No little red string and magic book of Judiasm will change that!
Now stop pretending you're going to a kosher halloween party!
27. Jrz - March 10, 2009 11:37 AM
Why thank you, good doctor.
28. Mdiz - March 10, 2009 11:38 AM
Who is the tranny?
29. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - March 10, 2009 11:50 AM
That's it. Take her kids away.
Does she have kidss?
And, man...fuck Chris Brown!
30. Delgo - March 10, 2009 11:56 AM
Someone start a racist argument plz
31. Dirk - March 10, 2009 11:59 AM
She's officially become the "crazy old lady". Now please hurry up a die.
32. jonnas - March 10, 2009 12:01 PM
this is a costumes party
33. sahara - March 10, 2009 12:17 PM
she's a fucking nutcase. and people say britney is? hell naw
34. GuyHolly - March 10, 2009 12:19 PM
This is why all baby boomers must die. You people are old!!! No amount of plastic, botox, or dressing like your daughter is going to fool anyone.
35. Richard McBeef - March 10, 2009 12:20 PM
I hate white people.
36. jen h - March 10, 2009 12:22 PM
She thinks she is the same age as her boyfriend. Men have acted this way for years: convertibles, shorts--20 year old girlfriend.
37. Barry O - March 10, 2009 12:34 PM
Those aren't fishnets--they're her varicose veins.
38. Courtyardpigeon - March 10, 2009 12:34 PM
Seriously, there are 50 year old women who can pull this off. Madonna is not one of them.
39. losers - March 10, 2009 12:43 PM
Guys, Seriously...if you didn't know she was 50 year-old Madonna, you wouldn't think she looked that bad. PASS THE HATERADE!
40. jazmin - March 10, 2009 12:58 PM
she looks alright and i think she should live her life like she wanna... yall just a bunch of haters.. ya wishin u would look like madonna!
hey madonna u look alright girl dont worry keep on doin ur stuff dnt worry about this haterz! keep on living ur life crazy i know i am!
41. Ella - March 10, 2009 12:58 PM
@ 39
It doesn't matter if we know her age. People above the age of 15 should not be wearing this. It's age inappropriate.
She's a mother of a 14 year old ( I believe). It's time for her to understand that this is no longer acceptable, and she should be behaving like the mother she is, and not the twenty year old she wishes she were.
42. Newcastle - March 10, 2009 1:01 PM
LMAO, this is BIG FAIL right here.
43. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 10, 2009 1:13 PM
Unless this is your school uniform (without fishnets) or you're trying to look like a whore, this is not normal attire for anyone. She's going to a costume party? Sure, it's fun to dress slutty. Wait, it's a costume party at the Kabbalah Center?
For a Jewish Holiday Celebration? Catholic School Girl here I come. Right, Madonna, knock it off. I get it you're rich & crazy, please go away & adopt several litters of cats.
44. Madonna's Hand Veins - March 10, 2009 1:16 PM
The bruises are a nice touch. I wonder if Jesus pushed her down the stairs.
45. losers - March 10, 2009 1:17 PM
@ 41
I've got some Haterade. Would you like a swig?
46. GuyHolly - March 10, 2009 1:27 PM
You know who would look good in this...................Madeline Albright.
47. chupacabra - March 10, 2009 1:38 PM
she should have worn this to the party:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Jerusalem_Purim_street_scene.jpg
48. jonnathan - March 10, 2009 1:39 PM
this is ridiculous.this is a costume party???she is not dressing like that everyday.its a party like carnival and halloween.not a sin. she could be dressed like dracula or something.she does this every year.now she is paying tribute to her daugther.,
49. martiniman - March 10, 2009 1:40 PM
by the way she looks hot for a 50 years old mama
50. melroe - March 10, 2009 1:45 PM
people i carnival people dress baby costumes and stuff like that.she is dressing like her daugther.its a funny thing.she knows she is 50.she is paying tribute to her daugther.she doesnt wear that costumes during the week.shut up.u guys are ridiculous insane.u like people like shitney that is a terrible mother
51. s - March 10, 2009 1:46 PM
she's actually dressed as her daughter. i think it's cute :-\
52. lola - March 10, 2009 1:46 PM
Madonna looks like she is having so much fun. She may be the fittest 50 year old in America! Yes she does some twisted, egotistical, perverted stuff, but that is part of who she is. I think she is dressed funky and fun, DEFINTELY not appropriate for a church function.. Why does she need to conform to societal standards? She has made more than the rest of us combined by living this way
53. Elmo - March 10, 2009 1:46 PM
@49
I hope you die inside.....
54. mini - March 10, 2009 1:51 PM
hot mama
55. mini - March 10, 2009 1:53 PM
she is amazing
56. martiniman - March 10, 2009 1:55 PM
#53 ur ridiculous.she defenily looks good for her age.and that is just a costums party.whats the problem.she didnt comited any crime.stupid people
57. God - March 10, 2009 1:57 PM
I bet Lourdes hates her guts.
58. Monkey's Bone - March 10, 2009 1:59 PM
Underneath all that, her cooz looks like a bears ass
59. question - March 10, 2009 2:12 PM
This is wrong in so many ways. Including the "she's dressed like her daughter, so cute!!!" part. Or especially that. WHY??
60. Jon - March 10, 2009 2:25 PM
Hey, look everybody, it's "Whorry Potter"!
61. Lowlands - March 10, 2009 2:50 PM
As we all can see here,the queen of reinvention is in good shape! I'm tired today folks! I'm going to catch some sleep:)
62. Sauron - March 10, 2009 2:52 PM
Boo!
63. c - March 10, 2009 3:01 PM
good for her for not listening to other people and caring about what they think?
64. Mellow - March 10, 2009 3:20 PM
Looks like a fucked up katy perry
65. Barb - March 10, 2009 3:37 PM
Lordy this old broad needs a what not to wear episode. Bring on Stacy and whats his name.
66. netstarman - March 10, 2009 3:57 PM
Lets seethe purified Kabbalah water didn't do it, The Kabbalah purified red string didn't keep the creepiness away from her face, All that spending on a fake Jewish religion that has the balls to say the are real. Well i can't figure it out why shes dressed like that . I guess it's off to Scientology Clam bake then for her, with Lindsey Lohan taking her spot at the Kabbalah Party .
67. Pusseidon - March 10, 2009 4:36 PM
Jesus, even her fancy dress is drab, conservative and predictable.
68. Vomit - March 10, 2009 4:39 PM
If Willem Defoe would have worn a black wig in Boondock Saints, this is what he would have looked like.
69. Carolyn - March 10, 2009 5:06 PM
I would have run away from home if my mother dressed anything like this when she was 50. Even when I was 25 people would have laughed at me if I'd hit the streets in this travesty.
70. HITLER - March 10, 2009 5:27 PM
She looks like something my pals pulled out of the crematorium.
p.s. do I really need to say it???.....I LOVE KIDS!! : )
71. PUKE - March 10, 2009 5:28 PM
OMG that is so gross. I'm desperate and still wouldn't touch that crazy old hag
72. henryiv - March 10, 2009 5:29 PM
she is both CUNT & NERD.
73. Sometimes when I'm nervous... - March 10, 2009 5:38 PM
Hahaha she looks like Mary Katherine Gallagher.
74. Kat - March 10, 2009 5:48 PM
OK, coming from a former goth Catholic school girl...she looks terrible!!!
75. Dan Montana - March 10, 2009 6:07 PM
Can t wait to see her at 70 :)))) hahahahaha
76. Dan Montana - March 10, 2009 6:08 PM
Can t wait to see her at 70 :)))) hahahahaha
77. ALICE - March 10, 2009 6:28 PM
She is really very hot on the heaven for rich singles ___S e e k r i c h C o m___ There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
78. mike - March 10, 2009 6:38 PM
at least she has kept her fucking legs closed for these pictures
still.....SKELETOR GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE, YOU ARE OLD, START WITH THE CARDIGANS AND KNITTING ALREADY!!!
79. JPRichardson - March 10, 2009 6:40 PM
I love her, but yeah, she looks ridiculous.
80. herbiefrog - March 10, 2009 6:57 PM
uhmmm ?
81. a - March 10, 2009 7:39 PM
you are all retarded.
PURIM IS LIKE THE JEWISH HALLOWEEN.
you are supposed to dress up in a crazy outfit.
if this was madonna on halloween, you wouldn't be freaking out. this holiday is like that. outfit is totally appropriate for the occasion. stop being cultural retards.
82. my comment - March 10, 2009 7:57 PM
# 37!
Now THAT was funny!
83. yup - March 10, 2009 9:28 PM
It is the jewish holiday of purim (sp?) they dress up for that holiday and that is probably what this is
84. Lala - March 10, 2009 10:01 PM
She looks like Penny Marshall (Laverne) in the first pic
LOL
85. sin - March 10, 2009 11:13 PM
She is acting like her IQ is 50. Is it Halloween already?
86. RaraAvis - March 11, 2009 12:29 AM
It may be traditional to dress up in costume for Purim, but she is not Jewish. And "dressing up" doesn't always mean "slutty schoolgirl" unless you're Madonna.
87. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - March 11, 2009 12:33 AM
This is really another pathetic attempt by Madonna to stay "revelant" and to garner more publicity. She's done this her whole career, making herself one of the first "media age" stars by constantly bringing attention to herself. It also covered up the fact that her music is just decent, not incredible.
Now at the age of 50, she's still doing it, and it's getting the wrong type of publicity. She's looking foolish and childish.
When one is young, one does many stupid things and act foolish. But when it's a 50 year old woman (or man) doing these youthful foolish things in a vain, silly attempt to stay "young", it's even worse, because they're supposed to know better by now.
88. MosesGabby - March 11, 2009 12:41 AM
Who's been fucking beating her? Her thight is bruised. Stupid bitch.
89. MosesGabby - March 11, 2009 12:42 AM
Who's been fucking beating her? Her thigh is bruised. Stupid bitch.
90. MosesGabby - March 11, 2009 12:42 AM
Who's been fucking beating her? Her thigh is bruised. Stupid bitch.
91. Katie - March 11, 2009 12:48 AM
DUDES- It's a fucking COSTUME party. She's dressing up. In a COSTUME. This isn't daily wear. She's being creative, ever heard of it? She's obviously being tongue-in-cheek and dressing up as her daughter, Lola. It's cute and humorous. Very Madonna. I'm glad she's finally having fun again in her life. P.S. I want her legs; I love big legs on girls, girls are supposed to have meat on the bottom.
92. Darth - March 11, 2009 2:11 AM
Do you know Madonna? It looks like.
93. rekk - March 11, 2009 4:06 AM
Purim or no (Jewish Halloween?), it's a holiday meant FOR CHILDREN TO DRESS AS CHARACTERS IN THE STORY not for their moms to dress for their own personal sex fantasy
94. Narcissist - March 11, 2009 8:03 AM
This is Meryl Streep on drugs. This might be one of the rare occasions where "What Not To Wear" could help.
Actually this outfit does camouflage most of the scary parts.
@91 - Britneys legs eat Madonnas legs for breakfast.
95. Remo - March 11, 2009 9:12 AM
That leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and my pants.
96. Susannah - March 11, 2009 10:04 AM
It is for a fancy dress party. Something they do in Britain. Kind of like a costume party.
97. kira - March 11, 2009 12:02 PM
I think she doesn't know how old she is. She always wants to look younger but this is too much!
98. Lighten up! - March 11, 2009 10:13 PM
This is a costume; it’s Purim - Jewish holiday equivalent to Halloween when it comes to costumes… Lighten up people!
99. HoneyBrown - March 11, 2009 10:42 PM
Re: #91 -- Madonna has big legs?
You'd love me, then -- I could fit four Madonna's under the shadow of my a$$ ;)
100. Jayde - March 12, 2009 1:00 AM
Well, I will say one positive thing about that outfit: at least it is covering those fucking disgusting arms of hers.
101. camel_toe - March 12, 2009 3:28 AM
NERD!!
102. Marco - March 13, 2009 3:31 PM
Come one people! dont you think she looks hot in this school girl's uniform. no woman can have a body shape of a 16 year old girl like her. by the day, She is an artist. Their lifestyles are different!
103. Vanessa - March 14, 2009 10:24 PM
You're all a bunch of stereotypical generic ageist bores
104. Vanessa - March 14, 2009 10:28 PM
"I'm breaking every rule I didn't make" - Madonna
You people are boring !
105. likeavirgin - April 16, 2009 8:36 PM
this isn't the first time she has dressed up like a teenager. Madonna is the Mary Magdilan. She doesn't care what you old foges whith a developed brain think, she's after your kids so she can fullfill her Kabbalah rites. she's the pied piper. you made her rich, now she wants your kids, if she has to pay for it, as you know.