Mar 31 2009Madonna: 'You caught me. I'm trying to adopt.'

Why the fuck does she look so.......Dutch?

better question is why does she look so evil??

Also, who's the little freak with the mohawk? If I saw her + the kid with the mohawk, I'd be like DENIED.

Not really sure of the big deal with all this. Yes, people with fame and fortune dont have to go thru the hoops like us average people. Whats new in Life ??

Though, she is looking pretty rough in these recent pictures !!

you can put as much botox as you like, but your hands will give you away you old bitch

@ JRZ..I dunno..why is she wearing fatigues and army boots when she's so against war?

She should go adopt someone from here:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/30/2009-03-30_o_no_not_again_oprahs_school_rocked_by_s.html

Okay...and now, in the second picture....is that Lourdes with the camouphlage scalp? Jesus, she's raising an army of freaks. RUN, DAVID! RUN....Grab Mercy and haul ass!!!

Fish you prose sucks. You need to let it flow. Find your center. Yank your ying yang. Something to relax you and make you less stupid.

Afrikaans on Sunday

Whys that making me laugh?

He rcheek implants make her look like that dude from Big Trouble in Little China that explodes himself.

Afrikkans on sunday always get me down......

Afrikaans on Sundays....next thing it'll be the Dutch Asians on Mondays.

She's just collecting more Pokemon for her upcoming Pokemon battle with Angelina and Octo-mom.

Do you know why Madonna adopts children from different countries?

At night she drains their lifeforce. She's using them to keep herself young. It has not been working, so she's back to "adopting". She's still looking for that one child whose lifeforce matches hers.

@12 - Beats a Dutch Oven on Mondays.

That's her son Rocco (the one she made, not the one she bought).

Double bubble toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

For crying out loud, Madonna, if you're gonna shave any of your kids, obviously you start with Lourdes.

Poor kid doesn't look to happy to have Madonna as a mom, who can blame him.

What's she doing there!? Is she making a basket!? Don't tell me the kid's name is Moses!

#14:

I imagine she has a Temple of Doom underneath her mansion, where she keeps these kids chained to rocks. On a full moon she drags one of these kids to the alter, and rips out their heart chanting "Kali-maaaaaa! Kali-maaaaaa!"

Or maybe she appears floating in their window at night, in a fog, while scratching the window "screeeetch screeetch" beckoning them to open the window.

I can't believe she gave her son the hair style called "1979 Madonna".

She has sort of the same hairdo as princess Leia ♥! Anybody noticed!?

Guys at the airport! Check that red blanket carefully! She might kidnap that kid in it!

I don't understand why all of these famous people want to adopt children from 3rd world countries. Do they think by adopting one kid they are doing some good? Its horrible. What about all the kids in America that need adopted?

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#25 - we did that yesterday.

For some people, it's stamps. For others, it's niglets. The first step is to admit you have a problem.

Thanks for the fucking haircut, Mom. I love walking around with your original bush on my head. Was it really necessary, asshole? I mean, look at my fucking name. Obviously I'm going to be a fashion designer. Don't fucking rub it in.

This is the new fad buying kids. They got tired of the little toy dogs now it's kids.
I notice these older women like her and Jennifer Aniston try their best to look young but their hands give them away every time.

I'd hate to have a wrinkled blue-veined hand on my cock. Again.

My stomach hurts.

Kids and drunkards always speak the truth!

She has got to be the ugliest man ever!

The only good thing I can say about this whole thing: at least she took David to see his biological father.

Those cheek implants look beyond ridiculous-I have no idea why hollywood is all over these things-It looks like someone took her shoulder pads from the 80's and shoved em into her f*cking face.

I hate her.

#33 And he had absolutely no idea who the man was. Obviously no picture of "real Daddy" next to his bed in any of her three homes.

AAAAIIIIIeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

#34 hahahahahahah!!!!

#35 Know what gets me? What sort of mother looks at her three kids, who've gone through this divorce, seen her date up a storm, and are now not seeing their father/stepfather on a regular basis and says "Hey, what my kids need now is even more upheaval and change in their lives! Time to adopt!"

numbers 5&10, you are both so right. madonna's botoxing can't hide her awful mummy hands and those cheek implants are so obvious its really pretty creepy. this bitch is so awful and narcissistic, i wish some mishap would befall her like one of her cheek implants fall off balance leaving her even more horrifying than before!!!

Madonna looks really young in that pic, and almost no makeup!

Belinda, call my office ASAP.

10, my first thought was she's starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein, especially in that first photo.

Her cheek implants are hideous.

Hey little boy, in the last picture, your mother dresses you funny.

#39- I know! Not to mention that it's only been a couple of months since all of that-
You know, I think there is really no high falutin reason that Madonna doesn't want her kids to read newspapers, go on the internet, or watch television. It's not for their benefit, it's so they can't know enough to question her judgement.
Those poor kids- they should be taking them away, not giving her more.
I hate her.

Oh, and #43, you are correct, sir.

Why is Madonna trying to copy my photogenic skills in that first pic?

she's like an octomom by proxy ;p

Since this bony old twat never does anything for anyone but herself, I'll have to agree on the whole sucking out their youth and bathing in their innocent blood theory you guys came up with.

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She is rich as F*ck and she can do whatever she wants. Unlike most pop artists, she actually writes some of her own music. She works her ass off and has earned her money (was not born into wealth like many celebs)

I'm sure a kid wants a mother.
......................BUT NOT MADONNA, folks!!

As long as she doesn't bring another nigger to America, I'm ok with it.

What's the big deal? Seems like everyone wants to adopt nowadays..

You can actually see the outline of her cheek bone implants. Why are celebrities
giving up with growing old only to grow freakish instead.

#54 Yeah, yeah, you're soooo shocking every time you post this tired crap. Tough shit, one of 'em is your President, you damp little pile of used colostomy bags, now deal with it - or don't, and blow out what little brains you have.
(P.S. Please choose the second option so we don't have to see you here any more.)
(P.P.S. Remember to aim at your ass - you don't want to miss.)

Rock on, #57. You are my hero.

It was so nice of Madonna and her son to show up looking like skinheads. I'm sure it's making the locals feel a lot better about the impending kidnapping.

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I'm not entirely clear why Madonna attracts so much criticism. But ultimately we should remember that most people in Malawi do not live beyond the age of 50, Mercy's life expectancy increases straight away by being adopted. That should be enough in itself.

And Madonna seems like type of person who is genuinely interested in other cultures so I can't see her denying her adopted children future access their racial heritage. After all, she's already taken David back to meet his biological father in Malawi, which is unheard of in formal adoptions in the West.

And lastly, Madonna has shone a light on a country that most of us hadn't even heard of before she went there. Yes, perhaps its cultural make-up might shift a little with Western awareness, but at least Madonna has done something that will actively SAVE LIVES.

What have YOU done?

I'm not entirely clear why Madonna attracts so much criticism. But ultimately we should remember that most people in Malawi do not live beyond the age of 50, Mercy's life expectancy increases straight away by being adopted. That should be enough in itself.

And Madonna seems like type of person who is genuinely interested in other cultures so I can't see her denying her adopted children future access their racial heritage. After all, she's already taken David back to meet his biological father in Malawi, which is unheard of in formal adoptions in the West.

And lastly, Madonna has shone a light on a country that most of us hadn't even heard of before she went there. Yes, perhaps its cultural make-up might shift a little with Western awareness, but at least Madonna has done something that will actively SAVE LIVES.

What have YOU done?

Madonna is a con artist who wants to convert the natives to her Kabbalah cult. She uses innocent children for publicity stunts. Everything she does is self serving. Dumbfucks like Gavin should shut the fuck up.

Famous people who have plastic surgery look grotesque with no makeup. And you know she's weaving that basket just to make it seem she's enjoying herself when really she can't wait to get out of that hell hole and back to her fancy mansions and maids who she blood lets.

And by the way, my daughters all date black guys.

But she needs a black girl to go with her black boy. How else can she breed them and then sell them as slaves? All she needs is a big boat to load them on.

Remember your history lessons. She is a rich, white person going to a poor black country. She pays one group of black people off so she can buy a black person of a different tribe. Hmmm.. Isn't that how slavery started?
Madonna is a slave master. Literally.

she is without make up and looks perfect.people is so ignorant,madonna is doing a great thing.stop criticizing her and start doing something too.madonna is helping poor people,she build an hospital a school.she gaves money to davids father and for govcernment.madonna is a sweet lady like davids father said.u guys are ridiculous.madonna is doing a great think.this little girl lives alone since her birth.the kids arehappy.theyare always with their mom.madonna is amazing.they are boring cause of paparazzi.not with their mom.madonna is cool.shitney sucks

I'd rather live in a box in Darfur than have Madonna adopt me.

madonna is sexy.she always will be sexual.she has the bomb look.remember her in sex book and justify my love??imagine what this woman can do in bed.thats why all the men still want her like robbie williams sad.i want her too.she has an incredible body

madonna is a great personm.u dont know her.u just believe in what press says.and press dont know her.madonna is great.madonna and guy keep it friendly.she is a civil woman.and she is sexy. Mercy remember madonna.and she saw her in 2006,this process started an year ago.thats why guy was pissed.madonna is the best and she is sexy.shitney is a bad mother.justa loser.her kids are in bad hands

madonn ais hot

I believe she looks hot here....at least her man arms are covered.

she is fast approaching the plastic surgery nightmare: Catwoman. GROSS!!

Another suitable title for this post could be: "You caught me. I'm disgusting, whorish, and inconceivably ugly--essentially, a complete detriment to society."

Here is the real deal: Why the hell is she adopting kids that still have living parents? I mean, adopt a damn orphan, lady, but not one whose mom, dad, grandmother, etc. are all still alive, and presumably just missing the child, but unable to take care of them full time, it's just... fucked up.

At least Angelina adopted, oh, wait, that black girl had a living mom, too. nevermind. what the f?

OH, and Rocco is so,
"What the fuck, mom, can we get out of this shit hole country, I need my Playstation and some fish and chips!"

#65 THAT'S the best you got when you try to post as me? Jesus take the wheel, just give it up and go on home.

#68 BTW, james, stating "people is so ignorant" is what's known as irony. Yes, you is. Stay in school, and off the net. We also know you're #71.

#62 I haven't kept on hitting the post comment button. Does that count,?

#62 I haven't kept on hitting the post comment button. Does that count,?