Mar 26 2009Madonna officially files for adoption in Malawi

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FIRST!

I mean, SECOND!

Boobies!

Crypt Bitch keeps adopting children, and you never see them again.

She's sucking their souls out through their eye sockets and burying in them in a large pile of tweezed lip hair in the backyard.

why on earth does a 50yr old woman want to adopt? shes already got 3 young kids. shes gonna be too old to play w/her grandkids w/o breakin a hip at the rate shes goin!

*face palm*

Stupid celebrities adopting kids from 3rd world countries to get in the news. Hey idiots, there's plenty of kids in your own country who need homes but that won't get you in the papers will it?

So, the crazy old bitch want to "adopt" another disease ridden yard ape. She wants these kids because when she is really old, she will need strong slaves to do her bidding.

She should follow Angelina's example and get David some Asian takeout. But of course, an hour later she'd probably want to adopt again.

Too think, back in the '80s I used to fuck my girlfriend and think she was Madonna. Now, I would rather screw my ex-girlfriend instead of Madonna. And that girl put on some WEIGHT since then!

"Again, we seriously consider the morals of any Westerner who wants to adopt a Malawi baby" (while swatting flies off a pile of babies with visible ribcages lying in a mudhole).

...and she's a guy!

I guess the mini dog fad just wasn't enough for her.

Madonna is holding a hat but is really giving us the finger and the third picture David has that, "Adoption? WHATCHOO TALKIN' ABOUT WILLIS' face going on.

The bearded lady wants to start her own circus.

@10 - tee hee hee

Rich! FUNG WAH!

Strange outfit for the kid. Normal cap, gangsta puffy coat, Pakistani pants, please-I-want-to-be-teased fey boots that only a single celeb mom would inflict on her son. But, he's probably excited about getting a sibling from Malawi, hopefully a brother - gotta have a wheelman you can trust.

Folks really need to take a page out of Madonna's book and start paying attention to the poverty that many children in the world face by adopting a child of their own. Madonna is a perfect example of a well raised girl who has become a woman who wears her heart on her sleeve.

Randal

AHAHAHAHA Zanna!!! You're fucking killing me.

Actually, the kid looks more like he's sick of the crazy old white lady who drags him in front of people with cameras once a month.

@ 20..ha ha...wait...look at the last picture.....there is a mysterious hand coming in from the left touching the kid.

@19, That's all well and good, except it costs alot of money to adopt a kid and with the way the economy is...what good is adopting a kid when you don't have a house to keep it in? Then your third world baby will be dreaming of the days he had a nice hut to live in.

why is madonna wearing a coat made from an old gorilla suit? is that some kind of statement?

Madonna's got two left arms.

I can't wait to hear the conversation between David and his Malawaian sister...

"Yo, Eunwuguboo.....this is how you gotta work crazy ass Kabalah bitch...okay? First, don't talk about Daddy Guy...that shit jus' pisses her off. Second...when she axes you if you think Mummy is the sexiest woman on earth, you gotta tell her YES MUMSY! And third....never mention Shanghai Surprise....bitch goes CRAZY."

Stop adopting kids from another country! There are plenty of perfectly adoptable AMERICAN kids who also need your help.

So Zanna, by your rationale, we can safely say Madonna is becoming Mr. Drummond.

Shame on all of you with your negative comments!! Regardless if you are a fan of Madonna's or not. These adoptive children are better off with people like Madonna and Angelina Jolie. They have the resources to give them a better life. These children are in third world countries suffering of diseases, hunger, lack of eduction and proper medical care, etc.

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!! SHE IS SAVING A LIFE! WHY DO YOU ALL TRY THAT FOR CHANGE INSTEAD OF RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

#27--quit it.

Typical celebrity. Born in America, but she always has to get the imported version, even if it's inferior (in this case due to malnutrition). Look, we've got plenty of home grown parentless (especially fatherless) tarbabies right here in America. If you want one that's exactly like the imported African variety, we'll make sure it was born to an illiterate mother with AIDS and no teeth. We got tons of them because of disability entitlements. Flies? No problem, we'll uncap a jar of 'em when you come to pick up the kid (we collect them down at the welfare office). And we can surround him with jumping gibbering psychos (protesters of U.S. Middle East policy) if you want the feel of an exotic culture. There's never been a better time to buy American!

You guys need to seriously get a life and stop judging people who are actually doing someting good. All you negative commenters are scum.

You guys need to seriously get a life and stop judging people who are actually doing someting good. All you negative commenters are scum.

#30 (and 31): quit it.

Shut your piehole, Sasha.

I didn't know that is what i was saying, Rich but now that you've pointed it out, I think you are right. She is becoming Mr. Drummond.

#32 (and 28) YOU quit it! I am amazed at how people thrive off of putting others down. Screw them. If you can't have a nice life, just make up for it and put everyone else down. How Madonna choses to build HER family is up to Madonna. Not scumbags like you.

@34 - Sasha......the site is called the SUPERFICIAL. You are on the wrong blog. You need to go to:

www.enjoyhorses.com

It's got a lot of pretty ponies there.

Zanna - You shut yours and I'll shut mine.

or maybe it's

www.enjoyhorses.net

Either way, that site is for you.

No YOU QUIT IT.

Zanna - I know what the hell this sight is called. I hate horses. BTW... I am saving this transcript for your children.

QUIT IT
QUIT IT
QUIT IT
QUIT IT
SASHA SMELLS LIKE PEE
SASHA SMELLS LIKE PEEEEEEE

@39 - ??????????????????????????

Click the link anyway, Sasha....maybe you'll learn to LOVE THEM.

Zanna's children are all in jail. They assaulted some pig who told her to shut hers. So, you're really rude to say that.
Quit being so rude Sasha. You big fucking horse lover.

Yea, Sasha. I wish my kids were out of jail so they could punch you in the meatcurtains.

Hey Sosh....can I call you Sosh? Anyway, there's a likeminded feeb on the Rihanna post named Blue Eyes.....I think you and it would get along famously.

Sosh is good. I'm now calling her: SOSH-SQUASH

Madonna's coat makes her look like a SoshSquash

Hey! Waiter! Another scoop of chocolate! NOW!

Yo, Z, Jeerrrrrzzzzeeeeeee, who's the stupid cunt we're trashing on?

It's enjoyhorses.net, by the way.

Is that fucking Webster she's trying to steal? I love that tiny nigger!

@ WOOT!!!! TRANNY GRANNY IN THE HOUSE!

Did anyone else notice that she is flipping off the camera man???

she is hot.just jealous women.and if she wants to adopt is well done.she has love and money.her kids are amazing.are smarts.like her mom.shitney kids are poor kids.with a crazy mom that uses drugs.madonna is 50 but moves better than shitney

she is damn sexy.i just saw body of evidence.she is behyond hot

Is it just me or did she gain a bit more babyfat!?

Her son David is going to become one awesome kid later! Girls watch out!:)

Adopted kids from other countries never smile.

Jane Goodall better not catch her in that coat.

Doesn't America have enough of a negro problem without bringing more of them in?

Shut the fuck up #58.
The problem with America is the white infection....
If that bitch wants to adopt a black child, there are plenty here in America...
Adopt an american child bitch!

I'm sooooo sorry this boy can't choose his mother, folks!!

Madonna is an idiot. I hope both she and the stupid niglet burn and die in a nice hot timely car wreck inferno, preferably sooner rather than later.

#59, What's the 'white infection'?

#62

White infection is what happened to Michael Jackson. Remember that Oprah interview? "It's a DISEEEEEEEASE, Oprah! A DISEEEEEEEEASE!"

shitney should die.madonna is everything but not a stupid woman like shitney
well done madonna

Uh, did you totally miss her flipping the photographer the bird? Left hand.