Mar 19 2009Lisa Rinna severely overestimates the casting ability of car horns
Lisa Rinna attempts to get herself cast on the new Melrose Place. It's like, wow, where does the dignity end and the woman begin?
No, really, I can't tell on account of the collagen. Little help?

Reader Comments
1. Sheva - March 19, 2009 12:21 PM
wot an idiot.
2. Angie - March 19, 2009 12:21 PM
crisis is THAT bad.
3. Sid - March 19, 2009 12:22 PM
Hopefully she'll take up skiing...
4. Jrz - March 19, 2009 12:26 PM
HONK IF YOU LIKE RACCOONS IN BALLET FLATS!
5. Lisa - March 19, 2009 12:29 PM
good grief she is an idiot.
6. Rough Daddy - March 19, 2009 12:32 PM
Its over Lisa, stop being so damn annoying!
7. Gando - March 19, 2009 12:34 PM
Why should we!? Do we get paid for this shit!?
8. Max Planck - March 19, 2009 12:35 PM
Will trout pout for food.
9. ultradev - March 19, 2009 12:35 PM
Who the hell is that flaming douche nozzle that's bouncing around all over the place? It kinda looks that bulldog and terrier pair from Looney Toons ... "What're we gonna do today, Spike? Huh huh huh?!"
10. sherry - March 19, 2009 12:37 PM
Wow... she almost makes Heidi and Spencer look classy. There should be some kind of punishment handed down for that.
11. RichPort's Ghost - March 19, 2009 12:41 PM
They could always kill her off in the premiere...
12. Galtacticus - March 19, 2009 12:42 PM
Who's she!? And why is she posted here!??
13. Atrieds - March 19, 2009 12:43 PM
She doesn't honestly think standing on the side of a road with a "HOnk 4 Lisa Rinna" sign's going to get her on the show. She's just having fun. You know, fun? It's nice to see even a former celebrity with a healthy self-image.
14. ph7 - March 19, 2009 12:49 PM
Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen - especially in hi-def.
15. ph7 - March 19, 2009 12:49 PM
Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen - especially in hi-def.
16. ph7 - March 19, 2009 12:49 PM
Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen - especially in hi-def.
17. Richard McBeef - March 19, 2009 12:54 PM
Holy shit that gay dude is levitating.
Who's the trout?
18. Mike Walker - March 19, 2009 12:56 PM
That dude's mouth is open for business.
19. Mike Walker - March 19, 2009 12:58 PM
Jump for cock!
Jump for cock!
20. Birdman - March 19, 2009 1:09 PM
that guy looks like ryan reynolds, only more gay.
21. Deacon Jones - March 19, 2009 1:10 PM
Put those extra-puffy lips to good use Lisa.
I'm sure it wouldnt be the first time you used them to get something
22. mafme - March 19, 2009 1:10 PM
Maybe she had her lips done so wretchedly as a social commentary... yeah... that's it, I'm sure, because no one would have that done on purpose.
23. Kat - March 19, 2009 1:11 PM
These photos are mezmerizing! I really can't stop staring at them... is this what aging gracefully looks like?
More ridiculous pics: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/2009/03/lisa-rinna-pouts-her-way-onto-melrose-place-20/
24. mafme - March 19, 2009 1:11 PM
On purpose in a non-ironic way, I meant.
25. le fag - March 19, 2009 1:13 PM
wow... he really IS light in the loafers!
26. Zanna - March 19, 2009 1:14 PM
I wouldn't even honk on my way to run her ass over.
27. grobpilot - March 19, 2009 1:14 PM
You know that flamin' fairy is screaming, "Haaaayyyy!!!!"
28. Smarg - March 19, 2009 1:15 PM
Is this for real? Didn't some has-been do something like this to be the Catwoman or something years ago?
Really, you can see her pillow lips from a mile away. Maybe they look good going down on her boyfriend.
29. Ram Punchington - March 19, 2009 1:21 PM
Who's the Fag?
Punchington Out.
30. Zanna - March 19, 2009 1:24 PM
This is the faeg:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Mathews
31. friendlyfires - March 19, 2009 1:25 PM
She reminds me of this character from web comic Least I Can Do, Suck For A Buck : http://leasticoulddo.com/cast/16
32. Colin - March 19, 2009 1:30 PM
Did NO ONE watch Jay Leno????? The dude she's with works for him and goes around doing comedy scetches and interviews people on location. Obviously that is what this is for.
33. urgh - March 19, 2009 1:30 PM
She looks better here than in the last set of pix that the 'fish had.
Probably due to the fact that there is about 6 1/2 pounds less make up on her face.
Now if she would just do something about the 6 1/2 pounds of nightcrawlers in her lips, she'd be on to something....
34. FRIST!!! - March 19, 2009 1:30 PM
She would be respected more for trying out for a Valtrex commercial..
35. lola - March 19, 2009 1:56 PM
Why didn't she just leave her lips alone?!!!
36. GuyHolly - March 19, 2009 2:01 PM
Harry: "Lisa, you know what sould be really great! If you made you lips bigger than my dick."
37. Columbus Joe - March 19, 2009 2:07 PM
Who the frakk is Lisa Rinna?
TSW: you need to explain these d-listers when you post pictures.
38. Turd Ferguson - March 19, 2009 2:12 PM
Jeez,
I'm sure that guy uses his mouth for smokin' pole but I think its stuck open permanently.
39. Toolboy - March 19, 2009 2:27 PM
There are florists in San Francisco talking about that dude being "too gay"....
40. Matthew - March 19, 2009 2:46 PM
is ross the inturn (aka flamer) is tryng to be on the spin off too? god ross and miss rinna is annoyng
41. Richport's Ghost - March 19, 2009 2:49 PM
Fap fap fap fap fap fap.....
NO, not for Lisa - are you KRAZY!!?!?!?!?!
Me loves the Ross..... never met a cock I didn't like.
Oh God, the self-loathing.... sometimes I can't even get out of bed in the morning.
42. gay - March 19, 2009 3:08 PM
that guy is gayest thing since gay arrived in gaytown.
43. Xanadu Xero - March 19, 2009 3:10 PM
Oy vey. Lisa, bubbie: No matter how many boobs worth of silicone you shoot into your bitch-flaps... you're *still* 45 years old.
44. huh? - March 19, 2009 3:19 PM
#32 Does NO ONE Spell Check???
Dude, what you said is absolutely right, but you need to check that spelling, my friend!
You are intelligent- so write like it!
(...It's sketches, not scetches...)
45. Zoolio - March 19, 2009 3:40 PM
She should suction those fat lips around my asshole, suck real hard and give me a good colon cleansing. She could defnitely make the vacuum suction needed to do it!!
And who's that bone smoker next to her? Faggot.
46. Rich - March 19, 2009 4:09 PM
They shoul run her down along with the fruit with her, ross the intern from Jay Lenos show
47. Jude - March 19, 2009 4:25 PM
Wow. It's not even remotely entertaining or cute. Is she intentionally making fun of the unemployed? Great. We love recession jokes from rich people. Hilarious. Someone should run her dumb ass over. Generally, people wear the cardboard signage to beg for food because they have no home or money - but yeah, this is cute too. Real freakin cute, Lisa.
48. Fuzzy Tingle Times - March 19, 2009 4:57 PM
Let the even bigger lip injections begin
49. mikeock - March 19, 2009 4:58 PM
So? I'd still fuck her. She's got a rockin' body
50. rat house - March 19, 2009 5:40 PM
Is she going to play a character who got punched in the mouth?
51. wet newspaper - March 19, 2009 6:29 PM
Gay
52. Abbs - March 19, 2009 6:30 PM
She is so beautiful
53. thetruth - March 19, 2009 7:25 PM
She looks extremely fuckable, pathetic need for attention or not.
Someone needs to smack that other douchenozzle's monkey face though.
54. Joejam2845 - March 19, 2009 7:27 PM
God DAMN I get sick of looking at that Pole Puffer Ross the Faggot!
55. harkin - March 19, 2009 7:31 PM
Her friend sure is light in the loafers
56. Donkey Dong - March 19, 2009 10:33 PM
Honk for Homos?
57. BungHole - March 19, 2009 11:21 PM
Lisa...Lisa...WTF did you do to your lips. You are one frigg'in ugly biatch. I would love mommy to fed me though.
Milk please....
58. Giggles - March 20, 2009 12:09 AM
Wow. Some of those Hollywood types are terribly insecure. Very pathetic.
59. wolf maria - March 20, 2009 9:43 AM
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60. insecthero - March 20, 2009 11:28 AM
Wow, Lamprey Woman sinks to an all-new low.
61. ldroc - March 20, 2009 1:18 PM
WHY is she SUCH a jack-ass? Haven't we endured enough??? Go away. Please.
62. nicemusic - March 20, 2009 1:27 PM
Look like fools! Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on "R i c h M a t c h M a k i n g . C 0 M" It is a hot celebrity and millio naire sin gle s club, OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..
63. Aussie - March 21, 2009 6:06 PM
I can see the humor in that stunt which certainly got her the exposure she wanted in the media.