Mar 19 2009Lisa Rinna severely overestimates the casting ability of car horns

Lisa Rinna attempts to get herself cast on the new Melrose Place. It's like, wow, where does the dignity end and the woman begin?

No, really, I can't tell on account of the collagen. Little help?

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wot an idiot.

crisis is THAT bad.

Hopefully she'll take up skiing...

HONK IF YOU LIKE RACCOONS IN BALLET FLATS!

good grief she is an idiot.

Its over Lisa, stop being so damn annoying!

Why should we!? Do we get paid for this shit!?

Will trout pout for food.

Who the hell is that flaming douche nozzle that's bouncing around all over the place? It kinda looks that bulldog and terrier pair from Looney Toons ... "What're we gonna do today, Spike? Huh huh huh?!"

Wow... she almost makes Heidi and Spencer look classy. There should be some kind of punishment handed down for that.

They could always kill her off in the premiere...

Who's she!? And why is she posted here!??

She doesn't honestly think standing on the side of a road with a "HOnk 4 Lisa Rinna" sign's going to get her on the show. She's just having fun. You know, fun? It's nice to see even a former celebrity with a healthy self-image.

Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen - especially in hi-def.

Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen - especially in hi-def.

Nice body for a 45 year old. That face is a disaster, however. No one wants to see that on a television screen - especially in hi-def.

Holy shit that gay dude is levitating.

Who's the trout?

That dude's mouth is open for business.

Jump for cock!
Jump for cock!

that guy looks like ryan reynolds, only more gay.

Put those extra-puffy lips to good use Lisa.

I'm sure it wouldnt be the first time you used them to get something

Maybe she had her lips done so wretchedly as a social commentary... yeah... that's it, I'm sure, because no one would have that done on purpose.

These photos are mezmerizing! I really can't stop staring at them... is this what aging gracefully looks like?

More ridiculous pics: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/2009/03/lisa-rinna-pouts-her-way-onto-melrose-place-20/

On purpose in a non-ironic way, I meant.

wow... he really IS light in the loafers!

I wouldn't even honk on my way to run her ass over.

You know that flamin' fairy is screaming, "Haaaayyyy!!!!"

Is this for real? Didn't some has-been do something like this to be the Catwoman or something years ago?

Really, you can see her pillow lips from a mile away. Maybe they look good going down on her boyfriend.

Who's the Fag?

Punchington Out.

This is the faeg:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Mathews

She reminds me of this character from web comic Least I Can Do, Suck For A Buck : http://leasticoulddo.com/cast/16

Did NO ONE watch Jay Leno????? The dude she's with works for him and goes around doing comedy scetches and interviews people on location. Obviously that is what this is for.

She looks better here than in the last set of pix that the 'fish had.
Probably due to the fact that there is about 6 1/2 pounds less make up on her face.
Now if she would just do something about the 6 1/2 pounds of nightcrawlers in her lips, she'd be on to something....

She would be respected more for trying out for a Valtrex commercial..

Why didn't she just leave her lips alone?!!!

Harry: "Lisa, you know what sould be really great! If you made you lips bigger than my dick."

Who the frakk is Lisa Rinna?

TSW: you need to explain these d-listers when you post pictures.

Jeez,
I'm sure that guy uses his mouth for smokin' pole but I think its stuck open permanently.

There are florists in San Francisco talking about that dude being "too gay"....

is ross the inturn (aka flamer) is tryng to be on the spin off too? god ross and miss rinna is annoyng

Fap fap fap fap fap fap.....

NO, not for Lisa - are you KRAZY!!?!?!?!?!

Me loves the Ross..... never met a cock I didn't like.

Oh God, the self-loathing.... sometimes I can't even get out of bed in the morning.

that guy is gayest thing since gay arrived in gaytown.

Oy vey. Lisa, bubbie: No matter how many boobs worth of silicone you shoot into your bitch-flaps... you're *still* 45 years old.

#32 Does NO ONE Spell Check???
Dude, what you said is absolutely right, but you need to check that spelling, my friend!
You are intelligent- so write like it!


(...It's sketches, not scetches...)

She should suction those fat lips around my asshole, suck real hard and give me a good colon cleansing. She could defnitely make the vacuum suction needed to do it!!

And who's that bone smoker next to her? Faggot.

They shoul run her down along with the fruit with her, ross the intern from Jay Lenos show

Wow. It's not even remotely entertaining or cute. Is she intentionally making fun of the unemployed? Great. We love recession jokes from rich people. Hilarious. Someone should run her dumb ass over. Generally, people wear the cardboard signage to beg for food because they have no home or money - but yeah, this is cute too. Real freakin cute, Lisa.

Let the even bigger lip injections begin

So? I'd still fuck her. She's got a rockin' body

Is she going to play a character who got punched in the mouth?

Gay

She is so beautiful

She looks extremely fuckable, pathetic need for attention or not.

Someone needs to smack that other douchenozzle's monkey face though.

God DAMN I get sick of looking at that Pole Puffer Ross the Faggot!

Her friend sure is light in the loafers

Honk for Homos?


Lisa...Lisa...WTF did you do to your lips. You are one frigg'in ugly biatch. I would love mommy to fed me though.

Milk please....

Wow. Some of those Hollywood types are terribly insecure. Very pathetic.

http://wolfya666.labrute.fr

Wow, Lamprey Woman sinks to an all-new low.

WHY is she SUCH a jack-ass? Haven't we endured enough??? Go away. Please.

Look like fools! Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on "R i c h M a t c h M a k i n g . C 0 M" It is a hot celebrity and millio naire sin gle s club, OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..

I can see the humor in that stunt which certainly got her the exposure she wanted in the media.

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